Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
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Kagura flew swiftly in the air, Koga ran below her.
"I can't even sense her!" She yelled down.
"Yeah…wait." He stopped running and she rolled her eyes before landing beside him.
"What?"
"Inuyasha…he's coming." He smirked. "Hey…why did you let me go before?" He glanced at her through the corner of his eyes.
"Because I felt like it!" She retorted.
"Hey, it was just a question!"
"And mine was just an answer!" She yelled back.
"A rude one!"
"Sorry for not being oh-so-polite to your sorry ass!" She yelled.
"Kagura of the wind…" They both looked to the side and saw Kikyo.
"Kikyo…we need you." She smirked.
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"Ready…shoot!" Bankotsu opened his mouth. Souten broke off a piece of her rice cake and threw it at the target. It bounced off his nose. "What was that?"
"You moved!" She yelled.
"You aren't feeding me anymore! Help! I'm starving!" He yelled through the halls. She grunted and threw the whole thing at his forehead.
"Fine, find someone else!"
"Hey! Wait!"
"Asshole!" He heard a familiar shout.
"Abi!" He yelled.
"What?" She walked in the room and he gulped.
"Can you…feed me?" He finished in a whisper. Her eyes softened and she kneeled across from him. Souten had left his meal there so she hand-fed him. "So what's going on with Hiten?" He asked as he swallowed.
"He's a dickhead." She growled and fed him another bite.
"Why?"
"He's so…he's a bastard when he's around all of you…when it's just he and I…"
"The sparks fly." Bankotsu finished for her with a smirk.
"It's just…I really need to talk to him…and he won't listen." She frowned.
"You could always talk to me." He suggested and she rolled her eyes.
"No…I can't…" She sighed. He sucked her fingers clean of the last bite and she slapped him. "Pig…"
"Sorry…" He smirked. She got up. "Hey, don't leave!"
"Why not?"
"Have you ever been chained to a wall for a full night?" He sighed. "Not very fun." She rolled her eyes and sat beside him.
"I couldn't control myself last night, either…" She whispered.
"Cool, we're crazy together." He smiled.
"Bankotsu, can you be serious? Naraku is using you!"
"He's using all of us." He rolled his eyes.
"Hi." Yura walked in and smiled.
"Back." Kagura walked in and Kikyo followed.
"Hey there, beautiful, miss me?" Bankotsu winked. Yura grunted and walked out. "Wait! I didn't mean it!"
Kikyo rolled her eyes and placed her hand over his neck. He tensed.
"They're very impure…I might need to stay so Naraku doesn't taint them again."
"You can stay all you want." Bankotsu smirked.
"You're an idiot." Abi sighed.
"Fine…can I go?" Koga asked.
"No." Abi glared. "Every time someone leaves…someone gets hurt. It's in your best interest to stay here until you're wounds are fully healed." He grunted.
"She's right, wolf." Kagura nodded.
"Since when do you want me to stick around?" He shouted.
"I just don't want Naraku to get his way!" She yelled back.
"Aw, we have another Hiten and Abi." Bankotsu taunted. Abi hit him over the head and waked out of the room. "Damn, women in this house are touchy."
"I can take care of myself!" Koga retorted. Kagura grunted and with one swing of her fan, the wall to outside blew up.
"Oh hell no." Hiten walked in and Bankotsu snickered. He grabbed Kagura and Koga by the hair and dragged them to the hole. He threw them outside. "Blow whatever shit you want up out here, but do not go near my house!" He yelled.
"It was her!" Koga pointed.
"You started it!" Kagura retorted. Hiten sighed and walked back in the room.
"So…what's going on?"
"Kikyo's sticking around." Bankotsu smiled. "Can someone please unchain me…you have no idea how much I need to piss." Hiten rolled his eyes and undid them.
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Renkotsu didn't leave the small room he chose. He was more confused than other.
"Ren." A familiar voice said from the doorway, breaking his thoughts. He looked behind him and saw Bankotsu.
"Big brother…" He bowed his head.
"I've had a lot of time to think about what I want to do with you…" He heard Renkotsu gulp. "What are your intentions here?"
"I want nothing more than to assist you in defeating Naraku…" He frowned.
"You realize what you put me through in my last life?"
"Yes…I apologize."
"This is your last chance."
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"Whatever, we need a new place to stay." Hiten argued as he bandaged Kagura…to the best of his ability.
"Just hurry up so you can get your hands off me." She spat.
"What's going on?" Abi sat down.
"I've lost two fucking walls and a kitchen…we are not staying here much longer." He glared.
"But its good cover."
"Naraku must have some idea where we are by now…it's in our best interest." Hiten explained.
"But we have nowhere to go! And you're doing that wrong!" She pushed him aside and sat behind Kagura.
"You crazy assholes are not staying here!"
"Assholes?" She yelled.
"Did I stutter?"
"Maybe." Bankotsu walked in.
'You're a jerk." Yura glared.
"Aw, don't be like that." He sat beside her and she scooted away. "You look beautiful." He whispered.
'Good." She pushed away.
"Come on…" He leaned forward and kissed her cheek. "You'll always mean the most…" He whispered and she smiled.
"What are you looking at me for?" Hiten asked Abi. She grunted and finished bandaging Kagura.
"Hah, she's mad at you." Bankotsu laughed.
"For what?"
"Isn't it obvious…she's jealous." Jakotsu smirked.
"Of what?" Hiten rossed his arms.
"Well…Bankotsu is like thee biggest prick out there, but he apologizes and is kind about it…you just let your temper get the better of you and make arguments get physical with Abi." He shrugged.
"Do not." He challenged.
"Actually…you do." Kagura smirked.
"I do not have fucking anger problems!" He shouted and shot fire at his wall. "Fuck! Look what you made me do!"
"You're right; you're as jolly as…" Bankotsu was cut off.
"Shove it!"
"Angry." Jakotsu stated bluntly.
"Am not!" He yelled.
"Yes, you are." Kikyo walked in.
"Don't fucking judge me!"
"Do not raise your tone to me." She replied in the same calm tone. He pushed her out of his way and walked down the hall. Kagura helped her regain her footing.
"We should find a new place to crash." Bankotsu agreed.
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"I said get out!" The door slammed as Hiten fell out of the room.
"Dumb ass." Bankotsu smirked as he helped the thunder demon to his feet.
"Shut up." He walked down the hall.
"What happened?"
"We fought."
"Really?" Bankotsu rolled his eyes.
"I went to see what her problems, she said me, I said she was needy, she said I was pathetic, I said she needed to grow up and stop being so fucking moody…and caller her a psychopathic bitch and then…she threw me out…" He sighed.
"You really are an idiot." Bankotsu smirked. "Ah well, aint my problem…"
"Lucky bastard…"
"Yeah…I'll go talk to her…" He sighed.
"Why?"
"Because she obviously doesn't want to look at you." He sighed and went for the room.
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"I thought I told you…"
"I'm not him." Bankotsu rolled his eyes. "Come on, now, we're having like our last meal here and leaving in the morning…ok?"
"I'm not hungry." She crossed her arms.
"You can sit next to me if you want…"
"That's so much better." She glanced at the floor.
"Hiten didn't mean to call you a psychopathic bitch." He sighed.
"I'm glad he's able to tell you everything." She sighed and he frowned.
"Come on now…"
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"So…you're leaving again…" Souten frowned.
"Yep." Hiten sighed.
"Good…this place is gross." Kagura glanced around.
"Because of all of you." Hiten glared.
"Hey now, don't blame me that you asked me to cook and fought with your girlfriend." Bankotsu defended.
"Yeah, even I could've told you Bankotsu can't cook to save his life."
"I think you morons are missing the point." Abi glared and everyone grew silent.
"I'm done." Hiten stood up.
"What else is new?" Abi mumbled and he growled.
"Nothing, you still seem like the same stone-cold bitch I met."
"Take it back." She looked up to him and he crossed his arms. "That's right; you would need feelings to know guilt."
"Feelings? Are we back to this?"
"Apparently."
"Fine, you piss me off more than anyone I know! I can barely stand you anymore!" He yelled. She threw her glass cup and it hit the side of his head and shattered. She picked up another one and threw more consistently.
"Stop!" Jakotsu restrained her and she slowly eased herself to her knees. Hiten scooped her in her arms and carried her down the hall.
"I'm gunna miss this place..." Bankotsu sighed and Yura nudged him.
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He set her on the bed and frowned. She was trembling as she cried. He stroked her hair as he sat beside her.
"H-Hiten…" She whispered.
"What?" He asked calmly.
"I…I think…I'm pregnant…" She finished in a whisper. His eyes got wide and his throat went dry.
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