Dumbledore quacked with delight as he thought of a plan. "After Aragog has this liter of spiders, and I turn Aragog back to a male, I will have revenge on Hogwarts!' Dumbledore now thought out loud.
Susan Davis had beaten Ginny Weasely to a living pulp. Susan had completely ripped one of Ginny's eyes out. She ate one of Ginny's eye while Ginny watched with the other. Susan, who realized she needed to be at the funeral, resulted in tying Ginny up and throwing her in a bathtub full of blood. " I know she didn't call me sir, I just know she didn't!' Susan muttered as she stormed out of her office.
Dumbledore was pissed off to say the least. Aragog was too weak to make love to him, and his penis was now in serious withdrawal. "I need to find something to make love with now!" Dumbledore clicked madly, as he clutched his throbbing dick.
Harry was now in the Great Hall, attending the mass funeral. Harry wasn't too upset at this funeral, because they were mainly Gryffindor and Hufflepuff students, there was a random Ravenclaw, but there were no Slytherin students. However; Harry was still traumatized at the recent death of his best friend Draco Malfoy.
Dumbledore was in dire need of a nice male to make love with. Dumbledore was no frantically searching the forest for any male of any species. Dumbledore found a rabbit, when he examined it, he found to his anger it was a female. Dumbledore then searched some more until he apprehended a unexpecting unicorn. Dumbledore let off a victory toot as he found that it was a male. Dumbledore plugged in his throbbing dick into the unicorn. The unicorn let off an ear piercing, painful scream, as it passed out. "Score another for the good guys!" Dumbledore quacked merrily, as he ejaculated.
Harry was talking to Blaise Zambini about quidditch. "I think we're going to destroy Gryffindor in our playoff match tomorrow!" Harry said before getting cut off. "There she is, she sure doesn't look happy." Blaise said observantly. Harry looked and saw Susan Davis entering the Great Hall. Harry saw her pulse in her head throbbing, and Harry could see her arteries in her muscles through her dark black suit. Harry could also see a little trace of blood. "Something pissed her off." Blaise said as Harry agreed as Susan began the funeral. "Today we honor the lives of all the students that were lost this week." Susan Davis began as she wiped an obviously fake tear from her eye. Susan began, this time she was pretending to have sincere emotion in her voice. "Now everybody lets have a moment of silence to remember all these individuals." After 5 minutes of silence Susan stormed out of the Great Hall, and proceeded to march to her office. "Time to care of some unfinished business!" She spat as she tore off her suit, revealing a wrestling singlet.
Dumbledore was having a good day. After fucking a unicorn his dick was now in the upswing to recovery. "I think That unicorn liked me!" Dumbledore quacked happily as he entered his cave. Inside the cave Dumbledore found Aragog sleeping away. "Ahh the poor creature!" Dumbledore whinnied softly as he joined Aragog in bed. Dumbledore was about to go to bed when he saw something that caught his eye. It was a back of wizard pregnancy test strips. "What the hell!" Dumbledore beeped as he took one of the strips. Dumbledore tested to humor himself, but found out to his utter horror that the test strip was positive. Dumbledore immediately had flashbacks of him and Filch in bed and Dumbledore used his brothers potion to get pregnant. "No!" Dumbledore belched and quacked at the moon.