Chapter 36: Batman vs Captain America
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Batman belongs to DC Comics.
Captain America belongs to Marvel Comics ad Disney.
Akame ga Kill belongs to Takahiro and Tetsuya Tashiro.
All Soundtracks belong to their respective owners.
A week and a half has passed and things have been pretty hectic, but Night Raid has grown even stronger with all the new things they've learned plus they managed to complete a few large missions plus capturing another member of Wild Hunt and killing one. But they managed to rescue a Jaeger member whom the others recognized as Run from death.
The first mission was to eliminate an Imperial occupied village and Seryu volunteered. Dr. Stylish manages to give her Sektor's rocket variants, not to mention some of RoboCop's entire arsenal and quickly decimated them in the name of real justice, and most of them were shocked of the former Imperial Police member attacking them before they could retaliate. Seryu freed the people that the soldiers kept imprisoned while delivering the Terminator's "Hasta la Vista" quote on a high-ranking commander before ending his life and went back to Night Raid's HQ for the successful mission.
Chelsea went on a second recon job to get any more information on the remaining Wild Hunt members and any movement that the Empire is making. She managed to get some info, but not before scaring a few Imperial police and soldiers off by being Charizard or a building-sized Godzilla. Then Bulat, Leone and Lubbock were protecting some supplies and Bulat showed some skill by using short ranged blades and imitate Black Eagle's fighting style and have the style be taught to any tribal allies. They managed to protect the cargo and headed back.
The more interesting mission they've recently done is taking down Wild Hunt's two other members. Akame and Mine were assigned to kill Enshin, while Tatsumi take down Dorothea. Mine had Dr. Stylish used some resources to modify Pumpkin with an artificial nuclear core after running many tests and was capable of firing a atomic-induced spirit blast. Akame fought Enshin while Mine prepared to charge up, although Enshin was a little difficult, Mine managed to wipe him out by firing a nuclear laser blast similar to Godzilla's Atomic Breath. With their job done Akame and Mine took his Imperial Arm Shamshir and went off.
Back with Tatsumi and Leone, Dorothea was very deadly on alchemy and her Imperial Arm can drain the blood of anyone being bitten into a dead husk. Tatsumi managed to hurt her badly without getting bitten, and Leone decided to end it with Blastoise's Skull Bash to the head, knocking the loli alchemist out in the process, although she had a headache after that and took off with Dorothea in tow.
Then there was one time Seryu and Bols went out after Chelsea informed them of Run fighting another member, which was Champ. It turns out Run was formerly a teacher and was seeking revenge on the children's deaths making Champ the prime suspect and he also wanted to rid the corruption on the inside so it's another reason for Seryu and Bols to try and help him out. They managed to find Run badly hurt and Champ still standing, Seryu and Koro jumped in and brutally attacked him while Bols tends to Run as best as he can.
Champ had no chance against a newly upgraded Seryu and a biological Imperial Arms and was killed mercilessly with his Imperial Arms taken. Bols, Seryu and Koro went back to Night Raid's base with Run to be healed there. But without noticing someone watching, Kurome was both relieved and confused at the current events happening but decided to let it slide and return back to the palace.
Now on the present day everyone is either training, cleaning or doing something. When Dorothea was brought in she was relieved at seeing her idol alive, but was shocked that he's now working with Night Raid now, but she decided to reluctantly help, but only cause she respected Stylish, but she seems a lot more interesting in Tatsumi as she gave him a cute wink much to his horror and Cosmina pouted at this. Stylish and Susanoo told everyone that Run will recover soon and needed some rest and they all agreed before they head to the TV room to see more Death Battle, even Dorothea seemed interested about this.
As everyone was ready for another set of Death Battle, Dororthea had a special muzzle on her so that she won't bite anyone but still drinks fresh blood through it. As soon as everyone has their food and drinks prepared they were all ready. Chelsea decided to use the remote this time and pressed play on where they left off.
(Cues Invader - Jim Johnston)
Wiz: Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved the peak of human capability, all in the name of justice... and sometimes vengeance.
"Yeah we all do what needs to be done for justice." Seryu admitted while sheepishly rubbing her head.
"And I do it for vengeance for the Empire making me and my sister enemies and turning us into their tools." Akame added.
"And some of us do it for other reasons as well." Bols replied, as he fought for the safety of his family.
Boomstick: Batman, The Dark Knight.
Wiz: And Captain America, The Sentinel of Liberty.
"I hope Batman wins this one." Lubbock said.
"Yeah, he's too cool to be beaten." Tatsumi agreed.
"And Captain America seems interesting and has gone through some experiments before." Dorothea spoke up, as she analyzed Captain America's figure.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
The first contestant is an all-too familiar one for the members of Night Raid except the others, a man wearing an advanced dark suit with a large cape and a bat cowl as he glides into a city at night and putting fear on all criminals that cross with him.
Batman
(Cues Batman Begins - Molossus)
Wiz: Throughout the underworld of Gotham City, one name strikes fear in the cold, black hearts of even the most hardened criminals. The Batman.
Most of Night Raid remembered most of Batman's info but wanted to know more about him, but everyone else were really interested in seeing what Batman can do.
Boomstick: But becoming a six-foot flying rat of vengeance comes at a cost, for 8 year old Bruce Wayne, it was helplessly watching as his parents were gunned down in front of him on the way back from the theater.
Night Raid already know this, but felt sympathetic for young Bruce, the others however were stunned and surprised at this and felt pity for him.
"That's so sad..." Cosmina sobbed, as she hugged Tatsumi tightly which make Mine glance at her with a glare.
"Such a horrible fate to have." Bols added, as he always have a soft heart and seeing this make him feel dread at what happens if her daughter suffered like that.
"If I find the bastard who did that he will pay!" Seryu exclaimed in pure rage and Koro barked in agreement.
Boomstick: That poor kid... that opera really must have scarred him.
"Wow, way to ruin the mood Boomstick." Chelsea said sarcastically.
"And the opera doesn't seem scary, just boring too." Leone replied.
BACKGROUND
Age: 41
Height: 6'2" (Taller than Bulat, Shorter than Stylish)
Weight: 210 Ibs.
Secret Identity: Bruce Wayne
Net Worth: $6.9 Billion
Perfected Every Martial Art Known to Man (Bulat admires this)
Has Had 23 Girlfriends. Kissed at Least 60 Women. (Lubbock is extremely jealous to this)
Wiz: Bruce's genius level intellect and physical prowess allowed him to pick up a vast array of skills on his global journey to become The Dark Knight, He became an expert in the art of disguise and a master of every fighting style known to man.
"He really is skilled to master every fighting style." Bulat said, as he's impressed by this.
"Do you think that he can master Imperial Fist?" Sheele asked.
"In only a matter of days, yes." Akame answered, as she chomped her first large bite on her meat.
Wiz: He's perfected escape artistry, sword fighting, detective skills, stealth, has a photographic memory, earned 12 masters degrees, an expert marksman and is vastly knowledgeable in pressure points.
"So many talents, not mention the amount of degrees he has as well." Dr. Stylish complimented in respect.
"And with his detective skills he can eradicate crime more fluently too!" Seryu exclaimed, as she's starting to like Batman already.
Boomstick: And we're positive he's not superhuman?
Wiz: Officially no he's not, but he has learned to appear so in the minds of his opponents.
"Just like how our normal-looking enemies underestimate us during battle." Mine commented.
"Agreed, and looks can be deceiving as well." Dorothea added before she took a sip of fresh blood using a straw to the hole in her muzzle.
(Cues Main Title - Batman: The Animated Series)
Wiz: Having been trained by The League of Assassins, Batman's greatest weapon is Fear.
Boomstick: All it takes is a glimpse of that pointy-eared shadow and criminals start shaking in their boots.
"That would be awesome to see that happening." Leone snickered.
"Yeah and we might try that out to see if they're still afraid of us before attacking." Lubbock suggested.
"I think that's already happening Lubba." Tatsumi replied.
UTILITY BELT
Bat Claw
Smoke Pellets
Various Batarangs
Explosive Gel
Disruptor
Shock Gloves (Leone favors them)
Cryptographic Sequencer
Forensic Analysis Kit
First Aid Kit
Boomstick: He can disappear and reappear in an instant thanks to his mastery of stealth and the high-tech gadgets he keeps in his Utility Belt, like his Batclaw Grappling Hook, Smoke Pellets, tons of different Batarangs and... Shock Gloves.
Leone perked up when Boomstick mentioned Shock Gloves and payed attention and Seryu really liked some of Batman's other gadgets as well.
Wiz: Hey, Don't underestimate the Shock Gloves, they release a charge powerful enough to penetrate kevlar.
"Those are some strong gloves if they managed to punch through kevlar like that." Najenda whistled in impress.
"They're a less stronger version of Adramelech, but still efficient." Akame admitted.
Wiz: And even stop the heart of one of Batman's most powerful enemies, Bane.
They see a scene of Batman fighting a masked man with a massive muscular build on him.
"Holy crap he's jacked!" Tatsumi shouted as he saw Bane's appearance.
"And powerful too." Sheele added in awe.
Boomstick: But then he restarted it because he's nice like that, Bane later said "Thank You" the only way he knew how.
Everyone slightly winced when they saw Bane brutally broke Batman's back with him screaming in pain.
"That hurts a lot." Bols winced.
"I'm guessing that Batman has fought some super powered criminals than the normal ones." Susanoo stated.
"Those normal thugs were cannon fodder compared to Bane." Chelsea replied.
Boomstick: I'm surprised Batty didn't pull something out of the Utility Belt to stop that one, considering it seems to contain anything Batman could ever need, even Shark Repellent.
Wiz: Actually, that's a common misconception, the Shark Repellent was stored in the helicopter that Robin was flying, NOT Batman's Utility Belt.
"That just sounds dumb." Dorothea said.
"But, pretty funny for Batman getting mixed up with any can of repellent." Cosmina giggled.
Boomstick: Oh yeah, because that makes it so much less ridiculous.
Wiz: Batman also carries Explosive Gel. A cluster of this substance can be sprayed onto nearly any surface and remotely detonate, perfect for distractions.
Boomstick: Or you know... BLOWING SHIT UP!
"Now that's definitely something to have on tight situations." Leone grinned.
"Truly a fascinating gadget." Dr. Stylish complimented.
Boomstick: Tip for criminals, if you know Batman's after you, avoid anything shaped like a Bat.
"I don't think they'll remember that anytime soon." Lubbock chuckled
"No they don't." Bulat agreed.
Then the group sees another scene to show how scared the criminals are when they see Batman.
Man 1: Somebody in here?
Both Batman and the man just stared at each other for a moment until the man closed the door and turned to see a fellow guard nearby.
Man 2: Something wrong?
Man 1: Nope. *Walks away*
"Now that's something we need to practice on." Leone pointed out.
"No we don't." Akame said blankly.
"Come on Akame, it'll be fun." Chelsea replied with a smirk.
(Cues The Dark Knight Triumphant/ End titles - Batman: The Dark Knight Returns)
Wiz: Bruce chose the guise of a Bat to project his own fear of the flying mammal onto his enemies. However, that is not the Batsuit's only purpose.
Now everyone paid close attention as they introduce the Batsuit to them.
BATSUIT
Repurposed Nomex Survival Suit
Almost Totally Bulletproof
Flame and Shock Resistant
Cape Doubles As a Glider
Cowl's Para-Aramid Fibers Lessen Impacts to the Head
Gauntlets Armed With Blades
Conceals Both Heartbeat and Heat Signature
Boomstick: Thanks to some Military-Grade Armor he stole from his own company with Morgan Freeman's permission, The Batsuit is almost completely Bulletproof, Knife-proof, Electricity-proof, Punch-proof, Dog-proof and Theft-proof.
"That's a lot of proof for that suit." Cosmina commented in awe.
"I'll admit, it is a very cool suit." Dorothea admitted.
"It gets more cooler with all the high-tech stuff it has." Lubbock replied.
Wiz: Inside Batman's Cowl is an array of high-tech gear commonly used for listening to police scanners and communicating with allies, but in combat, Batman finds more use in it's Night, Infrared and Ultraviolet Vision, also it's built in Triangulation Imaging System, which hacks into the world's cellphones and creates a digital 3-D map.
"Definitely a lot more advanced than before." Najenda commented.
"Even though vigilantes aren't well liked in law enforcement, but I'll make Batman an exception cause he's really awesome in my opinion." Seryu added.
"Me too!" Cosmina agreed and sighed dreamily, as she imagined Tatsumi as Batman and rescued her from danger.
Boomstick: You mean he can see EVERYTHING I do, just because I have a phone?
Wiz: More or Less.
Boomstick: Ask him where I left my keys...
Everyone chuckled at Boomstick's idiocy for forgetting his keys.
FEATS
Avoided Unavoidable Omega Beams
Survived Outer Space for 24 Seconds
Bench Press: 1,000 Ibs
Leg Press: 2,500 Ibs.
Can Throw a Batarang 100 MPH
Swapped a Poisoned Drink Faster Than The Literal Blink of an Eye
Broke into Area 51... and Area 52
Wiz: Aside from mass invasion of privacy, Batman's resume includes such accomplishments as dodging Darkseid's virtually unavoidable Omega Beams, withstanding the vacuum of space for 24 seconds and breaking free from a coffin, buried 6 feet underground, in a straitjacket after being deprived of sleep for days all while having a cocktail of unknown drugs in his system along with The Joker's latest Venom Toxin.
Everyone except Night Raid were absolutely shocked and stunned at the amount of things Batman has done.
Boomstick: WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE WE POSITIVE THAT WE'RE POSITIVE HE'S NOT SUPERHUMAN?!
"There's no way a normal person can do all that!" Dorothea exclaimed in shock.
"Batman may be normal, but he can accomplish a lot of things that we do't." Tatsumi answered.
"And another badass in Night Raid's book too." Chelsea agreed.
Wiz: Given his line of work, I wouldn't be surprised if he stumbled into a room filled with Gamma Rays or something like that... but underneath the Batsuit he is affected by knives and bullets the same as any other mortal man, even though he usually comes out victorious, his self-confidence occasionally put him in life threatening situations he can't escape without help.
Boomstick: Like Bane's "Thank You Spine Durability Test".
"He always like to do things alone." Mine commented.
"Yeah, but thankfully he tries to get out of certain situations that doesn't require him to do all the work." Sheele added.
Wiz: But the Caped Crusader has consistently found a way to survive even the most life threatening situations.
"Indeed he does." Susanoo stated and Bulat and Bols agreed.
"Truly a perfect human being." Dr. Stylish added.
Boomstick: And Bats has no problem continuously going toe-to-toe with evil in the name of Justice... Vengeance.
Batman: From this moment on, none of you are safe...
To the ones that didn't remember Batman were really impressed by his skills and achievements while Night Raid were still impressed. Bulat and Stylish admired his fighting skills and talents, Chelsea liked his tactics of stealth, Seryu loved his ideals of fighting crime. And Sheele and Bols respected his strong will to move on in the world after his tragic past and everyone else liked him as well. Now to his opponent.
The second contestant is a man wearing a blue, white and red combat attire and has a shield with the same colors with a large white star in the middle as his main weapon of choice. He seems to fought in many battles and a large war as he seem to be a super soldier of some kind, due to his amazing capabilities.
Captain America
BACKGROUND
Before Transformation:
Height: 5'4" (Equally as tall as Tatsumi, Lubbock, Akame and Seryu)
Weight: 95 Ibs.
After Transformation:
Height: 6'2" (Taller than Bulat, Shorter than Stylish)
Weight: 220 Ibs.
Both Parents Died Early In His Life (Everyone felt sympathetic to this)
Won the Gold Medal in an Art Contest as a Teenager (Sheele likes it)
Was Once Mutated into "Spider-King"
Secretly a Habitual Car Thief
(Cues Captain America: The First Avenger - Captain America)
Wiz: Born to poor Irish immigrants in Manhattan on July 4th, 1920, Steven Rogers grew up with little money, few friends...
Boomstick: And even fewer muscles, good god is that Steve Rogers or Jack Skellington?! Somebody get that kid a sandwich!
Everyone were completely stunned and shocked when they saw Steven being all bones and no muscles as a normal person.
"Screw sandwiches, he needs a lot of meat!" Akame shouted in a complete out of character way.
"No, make a ton of sandwiches to burn some calories on that body!" Seryu added.
"Or some nutrients to keep him from dying. How about that?" Cosmina butted in.
Wiz: But his sheer willpower, selflessness and desire for justice stood out.
Everyone seems to respect that, as Steven has some strong willpower despite his fragile frame.
Wiz: As those around him left to serve in the Second World War, Rogers was desperate to fight for his country, but due to his lacking physique and health problems, he was turned away from every single military organization multiple times.
"Kinda like you getting into the army, right Tatsumi?" Leone teased.
"I only got turned away once and I don't have any health problems you know!" Tatsumi countered back.
Boomstick: Meanwhile Hitler was creating a new group of super Nazis with lasers, called Hydra.
The group saw the Hydra symbol being a skull with tentacles on it.
"That's one evil symbol." Lubbock commented.
"And a cool name too." Chelsea added.
(Cues Captain America: The First Avenger - Training the Super Soldier)
Wiz: Desperate to combat this new threat, Uncle Sam began the top secret "Project Rebirth", it looked like Rogers would finally get his chance to be the hero after all, provided he survived an untested, unstable, unprecedented experience.
"I knew there was an experiment that does this." Dorothea said.
"I hope he doesn't have any side effects after that." Sheele commented in worry.
"I don't think he won't." Najenda assured.
Boomstick: After an injection of some mystery juice and tanning in Vita-Rays, Rogers lived!
Soon they saw a more buffed up and highly skilled Steven in action.
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Leone exclaimed.
"Truly manly." Bulat blushed and Stylish nodded.
Boomstick: And as a plus became a Nazi Annihilating Terrorist Thrashing symbol of freedom... Captain America! 'MERICA!
Then they see Captain America being covered in guns shooting in the air, confetti, fireworks blowing and a large eagle swooping across the screen.
"I guess he's really devoted to his country." Susano said, as he was referring to Boomstick.
"Yeah and I bet he's not a total dumbass since he knows when to not cross a line from certain times." Mine added.
"Indeed." Bols agreed.
(Cues Captain America's Theme - Marvel vs. Capcom 3)
Wiz: The Super Soldier Serum pushed Steve's body to the absolute limit of human physical and mental potential.
Boomstick: A homeless guy sold me a Super Serum once, I woke up in Denny's a week later without my wallet...
Everyone couldn't help but sigh or facepalm at this."
"Okay he can be a total dumbass when he mentions this type of crap." Mine stated.
"Way ahead of you there." Dorothea agreed.
ABILITIES
Adept in All Fighting Styles
Master Tactician
Multi-Lingual
Proficient in All Weapons, Though He Typically Only Uses His Shield
Expert Acrobat
Capable of Chi Manipulation
Can Resist All Forms of Mind Control
Proficient in Driving All Kinds of Vehicles
Wiz: With his new body, Rogers can bench press 1100 lbs and run a mile in 73 seconds, by comparison, the bench press world record without the aid of a bench shirt is Eric Spoto's 722 lbs and the fastest mile run belongs to Hicham Guerouj of Morocco of 3 minutes 43 seconds, that makes Rogers nearly twice as strong and over three times as fast as the most physically fit human beings in the world.
"Impressive, his abilities makes my pawns and my old stylish team look like jokes." Dr. Stylish said.
"And awesome when it comes to serving a good country's army for the sake of freedom. Seryu added.
Boomstick: He can even dodge gunfire at point-blank range, by in his own words "Seeing Faster".
Wiz: Which is the absolutely stupidest way of saying that his brain can process images faster than a normal human.
"Or you could say enhanced reaction time." Chelsea commented as she started sucking on a strawberry flavored lollipop.
"But still awesome if we gain that kind of thing naturally." Tatsumi replied.
Boomstick: Putting his new abilities to good use, he's adept in every single form of hand-to-hand combat known to man, That's right! I bet you didn't know that Captain America was a ninja.
Iron Fist: Jujitsu, Kung-Fu, Krav Maga?
Captain America: All of the above.
(Cues Captain America: The First Avenger - The Star Spangled Man)
Wiz: Despite his incredible physical potential, The military initially decided Super Steve was best suited as... The US Army Poster Boy.
Everyone completely facepalm at the stupid decision that the military chose.
"They turn him into a super soldier and the made him a poster boy for the military. That's so pathetic." Leone groaned.
"What a goddamn waste." Dorothea said.
"Totally lame!" Cosmina yelled.
Boomstick: That suit looks like it was ripped from a patriotic circus.
"It really does look like it's from a circus." Tatsumi commented.
"Yeah, it totally does." Lubbock agreed.
Wiz: It was...
Boomstick: Really? Well at least he upgraded to suits not made for a circus later on.
Wiz: No they were too.
"Really, it looks way cool to be even more lame." Mine said.
"But I'm sure they're overreacting about this." Bulat assured.
"Probably." Susanoo replied.
Boomstick: What kind of circus would make a costume with Kevlar, Nomex and lightweight Titanium that's resistant to water, fire and electric shocks?
"Yeah, who would make something that advance?" Seryu asked.
"Military eggheads." Najenda answered.
"Idiots that care about army morale." Akame added.
Wiz: Some call it World War II.
Boomstick: Oh... I get it.
"We might need to find some history about that other world's war." Bols suggested.
"We might find some, but it'll take some time to organize the stuff in these boxes." Lubbock said.
Now the next thing the group are introduced is his shield.
CAP'S SHIELD
2.5 Feet in Diameter, Weighs 12 Ibs.
An Unrepeatable Combination of Proto-Adamantium and Vibranium
It's Proto-Adamantium is Even Stronger Than Regular Adamantium
Absorbs the Full Blow of Any Impact
Conducts Neither Electricity nor Heat
Highly Aerodynamic
Can Only Be Damaged by Tampering With it's Molecular Bonding
(Cues Captain America: The First Avenger - Captain America March)
Wiz: But the most iconic aspect of Cap's attire is his famed Shield, composed of Proto-Adamantium and a mysterious metal from space called Vibranium.
"Those are some interesting metals." Dr. Stylish said in interest.
"And they seem very powerful just by wording them out." Najenda added.
Wiz: This one of a kind Shield was presented to him personally by none other than the 32nd President of the United States, Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
They see a old man in a wheelchair giving Cap the shield.
"Is a president some kind of emperor?" Sheele asked.
"Kinda like that, but he has complete control of any choices to make America beneficial." Bulat answered.
"Hope they are good ones." Cosmina said.
Boomstick: And like a badass, Cap doesn't just use his shield for defending himself, he hurls that motherfucker at just about anything that moves!
Leone and Lubbock were grinning as they saw Captain America toss his shield like a projectile and hit a man in a tree before it ricochet back into his hands.
Wiz: The combination of the two metals allows the shield to absorb and reflect practically all kinetic energy and thus ricochet off multiple targets with only minor loss in velocity, Captain America utilizes this in combination with his super soldier mind to predict and calculate the shield's trajectory so that it always ends up back in hand no matter how many targets it has struck.
"That's smart." Akame complimented.
"It would be fun to find an Imperial Arms that does that." Leone said.
"Heh... that would be fun." Dorothea smiled from her muzzle.
Boomstick: Cap's Shield can reflect anything from bullets to lasers, decapitate vampires and stop a blow from Thor's Hammer, and if you recall, Mjolnir doesn't fuck around.
Seeing the Shield surviving Thor's blow without any signs of denting makes everyone more interested in the shield.
"That's one strong shield." Bulat whistled.
"And extremely durable as well." Bols added.
Boomstick: This giant Frisbee of Freedom is so cool, even Superman wants one!
The group then sees Superman holding Cap's Shield.
"Guess a badass like him even wanted a cool shield too." Tatsumi chuckled.
"Yeah and we all want one as well!" Cosmina chirped.
Then they see a woman and Steven testing the shield out by shooting at it.
Peggy Carter: Yes, I think it works.
(Cues Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Lemurian Star)
Wiz: But it's not unstoppable, it's been damaged and even destroyed its fair share of times over the years.
"So much for indestructible." Najenda commented.
"But how can the shield be destroyed?" Sheele asked on everyone's question.
Wiz: But only by Cosmic or Reality Warping powers.
"Those seem like powerful abilities." Dorothea hummed.
"If there are Imperial Arms that does those two, then we're screwed." Leone replied.
Boomstick: Luckily Mr. America doesn't rely only on his shield.
FEATS
Survived Being Frozen in Ice for 70 Years (Najenda is impressed)
Can Run Almost 50 MPH
Caught a Torpedo With His Bare Hands (Mine and Seryu were stunned)
Threw the Hulk Off His Feet (Leone and Bulat are impressed)
Jumps 20-30 Feet High
Drops From Airplanes at Cruising Altitude into Water Without a Parachute No Problem
Wiz: He's boxed Thor to a stand still, was deemed worthy to wield Mjolnir and has even managed to incapacitate The Hulk with his knowledge of pressure points.
Everyone seems impressed at Cap's feats and even some pictures of him beating the Hulk.
Boomstick: WAIT, GO BACK TO THAT SECOND ONE!
Everyone then looked back and completely saw Cap kicking the Hulk straight in the crotch. At this everyone went on full blown laughter or chuckling as they could not believe this to be happening.
Boomstick: DID THIS GUY JUST KICK THE HULK IN THE DICK?!
"He really did! Oh man, this is rich!" Leone doubled over as she laughs some more.
"I feel bad for that big green giant having that!" Lubbock wheezed.
"My lungs!" Tatsumi coughed as he was laughing too much.
Boomstick: You got to be a real man to give the Green Goliath a nut check, I mean that's the fastest way to piss off a dude and who don't we like when they're angry?! Balls of Steel right there, Great Big Eagle-Shaped Freedom Balls of Steel.
"That takes real guts to take on a beast that strong." Bulat said as he wiped the tears in his eyes after laughing too much.
"I am so going to remember this for the rest of my life." Chelsea added with a very satisfying smile.
(Cues Captain America: The First Avenger - Invader's Montage)
Wiz: And to top everything off, not many super heroes can claim to have defeated the fearsome foursome of Crack, Weed, Ice and Ms. Fix, The literal personifications of actual street drugs.
"There are villains named after drugs?" Mine said in confusion.
"I find that pretty weird if I do say so myself." Dr. Stylish added.
Boomstick: So you're telling me he's preaching an anti-drug message, knowing that drugs are the entire reason he became awesome?!
Wiz: I guess we can add "Hypocrite" to his list of aliases.
"He's not a Hypocrite, he just doesn't want that to be brought up and be a bad figure for it." Seryu stated.
"That's really true." Dorothea admitted.
Wiz: Despite being a physically perfect human, Captain America more or less has the same weaknesses as any other man, his patriotic uniform can only protect him so much from stabbing weapons.
Boomstick: And sniper bullets, God knows he gets killed pretty good by those. AHHH WEAPONS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! HOW DID YOU... KNOW...
"That could actually happen to us if we're not careful." Bols commented.
"Don't worry, we won't be THAT reckless." Lubbock assured.
(Cues Captain America: The First Avenger - Triumphant Return)
Wiz: Even in the face of death, Captain America always stands for what the United States needs.
Boomstick: AND SOMETIMES THAT'S SERVING HITLER AN AMERICAN SIZED KNUCKLE SANDWICH!
"And next time f I encounter Honest, I'll deliver him a bone-breaking knuckle sandwich too!" Leone exclaimed as she raised her fist to make sure her words are reality.
"Soon Leone, soon." Najenda chuckled as she startes smoking without bothering anyone.
Prisoner: Who are you supposed to be?
Captain America: I'm *pant* Captain America.
Captain America is a very devoted super soldier that would be perfect to join the Revolutionary Army for the cause of freedom and justice. Najenda liked his strong willed devotion, Bulat, Stylish and Susanoo were impressed by his current skills. And everyone liked him and wanted to have his shield for all kinds of things. And now to head straight into the battle.
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Chelsea paused the episode so everyone could decided on who would win. Both Batman and Captain are very skilled fighters and accomplished a lot of things. Batman is very gifted human who has accomplish many things without any powers and has mastered all the world's fighting styles and has vast knowledge of pressure points. Captain America on the other hand s quite proficient to his shield and his adept to most fighting styles but has some limits to his superhuman abilities.
In the end, most of the members of Night Raid, Seryu and Cosmina voted for Batman and the rest voted for Captain America.
The group then sees an alleyway and saw Captain America dropping down from the top of a building. The camera turns into the shadowy parts of the alley and everyone saw two glowing white eyes in the darkness and knows it's the Dark Knight himself.
(Cues Batman: Arkham Origins - Assassins)
Batman approaches the good Captain slowly, and takes a combat stance. Cap responds, and does the same.
Everyone was all tense as were determine to find out which superhero will be the victor.
FIGHT!
Captain America instantly made the first move and throws his shield at Batman, which hits and ricochets, allowing Cap to sprint and grab the shield. Cap starts pummeling Batman with punches and kicks, but Batman starts avoiding the attacks, and counters with a kick.
"So far, so good." Bols commented.
"I bet Bats is waiting for Caps to be caught off guard." Seryu said.
"Let's find out." Akame replied as she kept watching while eating her meat.
Batman throws some Batarangs, but said weapons are deflected, and Cap throws his shield again. Batman dodges it and shoots his grappling hook from his grapple gun in an attempt to pull Cap towards him. But Cap catches the grappling hook with his hand and his shield bounces of a wall hitting Batman in the back of his head.
Cap yanks the cord, and races to get his shield. As he retrieves the shield, Batman is flying towards him and rams the shield into Batman's chest, knocking him into a wall.
"That's got to hurt." Tatsumi winced.
"Seeing that he survived Bane's back breaking is no real surprise for having some good healing." Najenda commented.
Batman activates the Shock Gloves, which are useless against the shield. Cap pushes Bats back, only for Bats to spread Smoke Bombs along the floor. and Cap is trying to finish the fight with his ultimate attack.
Captain America: Lets finish this. Hyper...!
This is followed by the smoke screens going off, with the rim of the shield in the wall, Batman seemingly gone. Then, more smoke bombs are detonated. Cap looks around confused until a Batarang flies by his head. Cap throws his shield in the distance, and waits for a second.
Everyone else is tense at the complete silence.
"Did Caps hit him?" Sheele asked.
"Either that or Bats has caught it." Bulat answered, unsure because of the thick smoke.
Nothing happens, until he gets his shield back, covered in explosive gel. The ensuing explosion makes Captain America stumble, and become woozy. Batman leaps in, and uses his knowledge of pressure points to keep Cap at bay.
As soon as Captain America collapses, Batman grabs the Shield, and walks behind Cap.
"Looks like Batman finally has his victory." Susanoo smiled.
(Cues Batman Begins - Train Fight)
Before Cap can regain his senses, Batman knocks Cap into the sky, and uses his grappling hook to grab Cap by the neck. Cap is jerked down, and the hook wraps around a lamp post, breaking the Star Spangled Hero's neck instantly as he hangs above the street.
Everyone slightly cringed when they both heard the sound of his neck snap and his body hanging.
And to add even more gory insult, Batman throws Cap's shield at the hanging Captain America, slicing off the bottom half of his body and throws a smoke pellet into the ground disappearing, leaving Cap's half hanging body to rot.
K.O.!
After they shook off Batman's brutal kill, everyone all starting cheering and clapping. Lubbock, Tatsumi and Leone were happy that Batman finally one and Seryu saluted Captain America for doing a good job as well. Now to the results.
(Cues Batman Arkham City - Main Theme)
Boomstick: I pledge allegiance to the Cap, hanging miserably from the light post.
"That's a very gruesome way to put it out like that." Lubbock said.
"It really fits though in Cap's case.." Akame added.
Wiz: Captain America did have the endurance and power advantage, and Batman himself has admitted he COULD lose a hand-to-hand match against him, but there's a big different between COULD and WOULD.
Boomstick: I COULD survive a fall out of an airplane, but I WOULDN'T bet on it, unless your doing it Wiz, you should totally try it, 5 bucks if you make it.
Wiz: You're an idiot Boomstick.
Everyone just chuckled again.
"He is an idiot." Mine agreed.
"More like a super idiot to me." Najenda added with a snort.
Wiz: Also the fact is, Batman is more than a boxer, his stealth and disarming skills allowed him to turn the fight in his favor.
Boomstick: Not to mention the gadgets, just because Cap could "See Faster" doesn't mean he can see hard enough to spot Bats through a solid wall of smoke.
"That's all true his skills and gadgets easily helped him beat Steven." Susanoo nodded.
"And he's mastered every single fighting style to boot." Bulat added.
Wiz: Batman also regularly battles and sneaks around super beings far above your average laser Nazi.
Boomstick: If he can ninja around Superman's Super Hearing, there's no reason he can't do the same to Captain America.
"Well his suit is able to block both his heartbeat and heat signature anyways." Dorothea commented.
"But still cool though!" Cosmina replied nicely.
Wiz: And of course Batman has more knowledge of Pressure Points and fighting styles, because he's mastered all of them, rather than simply being adept, helping him incapacitate and finish off the Star-Spangled Soldier.
Boomstick: Captain America just couldn't hang in there.
Everyone slightly chuckled before stopping, knowing the joke was a bit morbid for them.
Wiz: The winner is Batman.
The episode was short but awesome, most members of Night Raid were happy that Batman finally won, but they still give props to Caps as well and with some of the skills of both heroes, then they might have a fighting chance against any Imperial Fist users from now on. Now to see what else is next.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
They see a man pulling a book and turn to explain to another way behind him.
?: I have a guide here that show you how to live from now on.
Then the wall completely opened up and everyone were all awe to see a badass red and black mech standing and see various scenes of it fighting even the one where it sliced a couple of other robots with a green energy sword.
THE 6TH GUNDAM
VS
Then they see a teenage man wearing white and gold trimmings appeared as he floated down before activating his own robot, which is a white tiger before it transforms into a humanoid mech.
?: Tigerzord!
Soon epic hero music starts playing as it transforms and battles giant monsters.
?:WHITE RANGER TIGER POWER! WHITE RANGER TIGER POWER! TIGER POWER NOW!
Then every sees the match-up for the next fight.
THE 6TH GUNDAM VS THE 6TH RANGER
Without wasting anymore time, Chelsea pressed play knowing things are starting to heat up for the next battle.