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Chapter 36: Goku and Piccolo's Driving Test!
It was the early hours of the morning, and Goku awoke with a bright smile on his face, the sun shining down on him through the blinds on his window.
"...I got nothing," Goku shrugged as he got out of bed and stretched all his muscles before dressing in his usual gi.
Goku walked downstairs to see Gine, Bardock, and Raditz eating breakfast while talking.
"Oh, you're finally awake! Have some breakfast, sweetheart!" Gine looked at Goku and smiled a greeting.
As Goku sat down and started to wolf down his breakfast, Bardock continued his conversation.
"Raditz, when are you gonna finally find a mate?! You're the only Saiyan left, except for those idiots Nappa and Broly!"
"But fatheer, I like being an eligible bachelor!" Raditz grumbled, "Why have one lady when you can have a bunch fawning over your perfection?"
"See? That type of attitude will get you into trouble! You'll end up as a drunkard and spend all your money on strip clubs!" Bardock scolded.
"Father! I would never!" Raditz stuttered.
"Liar! I saw you on GTA, you can't hide it!" Bardock hissed.
"Don't you think you're being a bit rough, honey?" Gine questioned, smiling at Raditz's relieved expression.
"No! Raditz doesn't even have a job anymore!" Bardock softened his glare just a bit.
"Oh Docky~, remember when were teenagers?" Gine recalled.
"Yeah...I had a job! But you didn't! No wonder he doesn't got one, he takes after you!" Bardock started to laugh, not even noticing his wife's piercing glare at him.
"See if you get any dinner tonight, Mr. Batmobile!" Gine yelled stabbing her fork into her pancakes.
Bardock's eyes narrowed at the nostalgic nickname and retorted, "What did you call me, hag?!"
Gine gasped then got up, walked up to his face and hissed out, "You heard me, idiot!"
"Hag!"
"Idiot!"
"Hag!"
"Idiot!"
"Hag!"
"Idiot!"
"Ha-"
"Mom, Dad, what's a strip club?" Goku interrupted their argument and both stood still in shock, processing his question.
"Okay, it's time for you to go!" Bardock got up and urged Goku to exit the house, much to his chargin.
Goku stuttered as Bardock pushed him out of the house, "B-But I didn't get to finish my-"
BOOM!
Goku's face met with the slammed door. He groaned as his stomach growled, "Man...I'm really hungry..."
- West City DMV -
Piccolo paced back and forth, awaiting Goku's appearance to the driving test. He checked his watch and frowned as he had only 5 minuted left before the test.
Piccolo finally couldn't take it anymore and dialed Goku, "Hello? Goku?! Did you forget we had a driving test today?!...Oh really...? You don't know what a f*cking strip club is?! I'm a d*mn Namekian and I know what it is!...Just hurry up and get here!"
Piccolo hung up his phone and took out his case of aspirin. He was certainly gonna need it.
A few minutes later, Goku finally landed from his nimbus onto the ground near Piccolo was standing.
"Sorry Piccolo, I stopped by Wendy's before coming here...I think I owe them $350..." Goku scratched his head as he looked at the bill.
"Nevermind that! Let's finally take the test!" Piccolo grinned as he dragged Goku inside of the DMV and walked up to the counter.
"May I help you?" The clerk asked, clicking on the computer mouse aimlessly.
"Yes, my friend and I would like to take the driving test so we can get our licenses," Piccolo spoke.
"Okay, we will have a driving instructor outside with you in a moment," The clerk said.
"Thanks!" Piccolo grunted as he dragged Goku back outside and the two waited for their instructor.
About an hour later, a female pulled up beside them in a red convertible, "Are you two Son Goku and Piccolo?"
"Yeah," Goku nodded.
"Well, I'm your driving instructor, Ms. Hayabusa, my job will be telling you simple commands and directions. If you follow them precisely, then you will pass. If you fail it even one command, then you will fail the test," Ms. Hayabusa explained.
"Uhhh...ok...Piccolo, you go first!" Goku pushed Piccolo towards the car.
"Fine! I will!" Piccolo snapped as he got into the driver's seat, Goku got into the back seat, and Ms. Hayabusa got into the passenger seat.
"Okay, first drive up to the exit of the DMV and turn left," Ms. Hayabusa commanded.
"Okay," Piccolo put on his seatbelt, checked his mirrors, and then turned the ignition on. He then slowly started driving up to the exit, stopped for any passing cars, then turned left and began driving at the speed limit.
"Mirrors, check, seatbelt, check, good left turn, check," Ms. Hayabusa muttered with a pleased look on her face.
Goku was getting antsy in the backseat and decided to speak, "Hey Piccolo-!"
"SSSHHH!" Piccolo and Ms. Hayabusa shushed Goku.
"Can't you see I'm taking a driving test?! Let me concentrate!" Piccolo snapped.
"Jeez, sorry..." Goku huffed, a small frown etched onto his face.
"Okay, now make a right onto the highway," Ms. Hayabusa commanded.
Piccolo first stopped at the stoplight, where numerous cars were stopped beside them as well.
He then made a right onto the highway and sped up into the right speed limit of 55.
"Now, make a right lane change," Ms. Hayabusa commanded.
After looking back and checking his mirrors, Piccolo successfully turned on his blinkers and quickly went onto the right lane.
"Very good!" Ms. Hayabusa praised, causing a smirk to appear on Piccolo's face.
'I bet I can do that too...' Goku thought, laying across the two backseats, completely bored.
"Now, go to the right once more onto North City," Ms. Hayabusa instructed.
Piccolo did as she asked, and before they knew it, they entered North City.
"Okay, just park into that car wash so we can switch drivers," Ms. Hayabusa nodded.
Piccolo finally parked the car into the car wash parking lot and took a deep breath as he unbuckled his seat belt.
"That was phenomenal driving Piccolo, have you been studying?" Ms. Hayabusa gushed as she finished writing Piccolo's driving report.
"Yeah...my dad made me study..." Piccolo grunted, his face tinged a slight blush from all the praising.
"Well, it was certainly worth it!" Ms. Hayabusa smiled.
Piccolo then switched seats with Goku, and put hus seatbelt on in the back.
As Goku got into the driver's seat, he shut the door and immediately turned om the ignition.
"Umm...Goku? Aren't you forgetting a few things?" Ms. Hayabusa stammered.
"...Nope," Goku smiled as he slammed onto the gas pedal, making the car screech and bust out of the car wash into the street.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Piccolo and Ms. Hayabusa screamed as Goku drove through traffic in unbelievable speeds, bumping into other cars along the way.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Nari chapter 35
Hello Dragonball718 I love and hate yamcha I love him cause he's my favorite dbz character I hate him cause he's the weakest but can you let him be a little bit stronger like he has the power to turn into a wolf also STOP MAKING HIM GO AFTER BULMA CREATE A OC THAT LIKES HIM also please continue
Me: Uhh...I think Yamcha's dead...I dunno what I did to him...
Vegeta:...Didn't you leave him in the desert or something?
KarotNotGoku chapter 35
Hello DragonBall787 iwas just asking kindly if you would enroll the reincartenated Uub.
I know hes a GT character but his personalitey is very strong hes a interesting character to work with so please put it into consideration. So long. Bye!
Me: Hmm...Uub is a Z character. He was in the last episode. Didn't I
put him in Kindergarten 2?
Vegeta: I dunno...
Guest chapter 35
Well, alright, I'll admit, the Vegeta/Bulma moments were really sweet. And I I don't normally say that. Outside of that, we've got Vegeta's epic moment against Beerus, which was by far my favorite moment of Battle of Gods, along with Goku not letting Beerus destroy his world. I can just imagine the DJ getting back up and putting on Vegeta's theme song from the original z dub on. And, ok, Sabat is Vegeta, Yamcha is...nothing, apparently, and Piccolo is Zoro. And that really just makes me want to see Piccolo use swords like a badass.
Me: Yeah...that was my favorite part in BOG too...
Vegeta: Yamcha is nothing!
Jay Youngblood chapter 35
Adorable chapter can't wait for the next chapters can't wait for the sophomore saga see if they're going to change or stay the same and cAn't wait to see how vegeta will propose its going to be epic just some advice stay calm take deep breaths and just ask that's what people do in movies so it might work no promises
Me: Sophomore Saga's gonna be hype...
Vegeta: Don't remind me!
queenvicky99 chapter 35
*squels like a fangirl on crack * That was sooooo cute ! Omg that was beyond adorable ! Oh snap can't wait for my sweet sixteen ! I been you can't either ,hehe. But I can't believe freshmen saga is almost over . Oh man , Wow, well until next update ! Chow .
Me: Eh, I guess...I just hope this school year lasts as long as possible. I think that Sophomore year is the BEST year in high school. You're young but not too young but you're older but not too old.
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 35
You are trapped inside an unbreakable Water orb.
Vegeta what you would do? Get out (Near impossible to do.) or drink it all (Not possible.) ? You decide.
Vegeta: I WOULD PUNCH IT UNTIL IT'S DEAD!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with Dragonball787 and Vegeta!
"GOKU! SLOW DOWN!" Piccolo screamed, gripping his car seat with his life.
"But this isn't even the max speed..." Goku pointed at the speed meter, which was at 120 mph.
"GOKU! STOP THIS CAR AT ONCE!" Ms. Hayabusa yelled, trying to use the brake from her side of the car.
"Don't worry, we'll be back in no time!" Goku smiled, speeding into the highway, not minding the numerous honks that were sent his way.
"HELLO?! POLICE?! MY DRIVER IS ACTING COMPLETELY INSANE!" Ms. Hayabusa panicked into the phone, "We're on Interstate 45, on our way to West City!"
"GOKU! JUST STOP THE CAR! YOU CAN'T DRIVE!" Piccolo punched Goku's seat in the back.
"Calm down, Piccolo, I'm just fine," Goku ignored the thumps in the back.
Suddenly police alarms an flashing lights were behind the car and Goku looked back, "Hey...are they having a light party back there?"
"NO YOU IDIOT! IT'S THE COPS! STOP THE CAR!" Piccolo and Ms. Hayabusa urged.
"Okay, Okay..." Goku was about to stop the car and pull over, before he spotted Vegeta driving in his car with Bulma in the passenger seat, and her shopping bags in the backseat.
Vegeta made eye contact with Goku and his eyes widened as Goku completely passed him up, "See ya later, Slowgeta!"
Vegeta's eyes widened even more as cops zoomed by him, following Goku.
"What the f*ck is Kakarot doing?!" Vegeta demanded, growing at all the honking horns around him.
Bulma grew nervous, "Vegeta, it's none of our business so let's just-"
"KAKAROT THINKS HE CAN BEAT ME IN A RACE DOES HE?! I'LL SHOW HIM!" Vegeta raged, turning into a Super Saiyan, speeding up to 150 mph.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Bulma screamed as they started zooming past all of the cops, and soon they were following Goku and Vegeta.
Goku smiled competitively as Vegeta caught up to him, "Finally you caught up!...Hey! No fair! You're a Super Saiyan!"
"Kakarot! You'll wish you hadn't insulted my name!" Vegeta yelled, pointing at Goku.
"Oh Kami...what did I do to deserve this?!" Ms. Hayabusa fought the sickness that washed over her.
"I'm gonna be a Super Saiyan to!" Goku transformed into a Super Saiyan in an instant, making Ms. Hayabusa scream, "Now we're even!"
"Super...Duper...Sai...WHAT?!" Ms. Hayabusa muttered, her mind basically broken.
"Hmph! Then I'll be a Super Saiyan 2!" Vegeta transformed, sparks emitting from him.
"Then I'll be Super Saiyan 3!" Goku yelled transforming again, his long hair covering the entire seat.
"STOP! YOU'RE OVEREXERTING THE CAR!" Piccolo screamed, powering up on his own.
"THEN...I'LL BE A SUPER SAIYAN GOD!" Vegeta started to power up, and grounds started to tremble.
"ME TOO!" Goku also started to scream, and as their voices harmonized, clouds started to darken and lighting started to appear.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
BOOOOOOOM!
Due to their power, both cars exploded instantly, causing all police cars and bypassers to explode along with them.
The damage was huge, as it caused a huge fire in the middle of the highway, and horns blew out from cars, causing the highway lights to bust out. The concrete pavement was utterly destroyed, and telephone poles were knocked down.
Goku flew down from the sky, with Piccolo, who was carrying Ms. Hayabusa. Vegeta and Bulma was nowhere to be seen.
Piccolo set Ms. Hayabusa down gently, and she immediately dropping to the ground utterly traumatized.
Goku looked at all the damage and shuddered, especially at the glare that Piccolo gave him.
Ms. Hayabusa finally collected herself and tried to stand up, causing Piccolo to immediately throw her arm across his shoulder to help her stand.
"The ambulance should be here any minute...it seems like you have a sprained ankle," Piccolo informed her.
Goku walked up to them with an apologetic look on his face, "Sorry about the car...and the destruction...but don't worry, we can use the Dragon Balls to fix everything!"
Piccolo immediately chopped Goku's neck, causing him to knock out instantly.
- Epilogue -
Ms. Hayabusa was laying on her hospital bed watching TV, until someone knocked on her door, "Come in,"
Piccolo walked in, with an item in her hand, "Hey. I just wanted to apologize again about the incident,"
"It's ok! It wasn't your fault," Ms. Hayabusa smiled, "I'm supposed to get out in about an hour actually. I just needed a cast on my ankle,"
"You won't be needing a cast..." Piccolo placed a senzu bean onto her hand, "Eat this,"
Ms. Hayabusa stared at him, confused, but shrugged as she ate the senzu bean. In a few seconds, she gasped as he sat right up from her bed, moving her arms and feet.
"But...how-?!"
"Eh, explaining would just confuse you..." Piccolo brushed off, then started to walk away, "I'll see you on my retest,"
"Wait! I meant to give you this!" Ms. Hayabusa dug in her purse and gave Piccolo a folded piece of paper, which he opened.
"I...passed?" Piccolo muttered.
"Again, it wasn't your fault. And you deserve to pass, you were the best driver I've had," Ms. Hayabusa smiled, "But...where's the other driver?"
"Goku?" Piccolo scoffed, "He's in jail,"
Next Time: Rise of the Sophomores
A/N: ONE MORE CHAPTER LEFT! I hope you're excited about Sophomore Saga as I am, because the release date of the first chapter is August 26th! Look out the the final chapter of Freshman Saga in August! Thanks for all your support and reviews! I would also like to thank hayabusa girl, a regular reviewer, for being in this chapter as the driving instructor! If you didn't know, I had a contest in the Prision Arc and hayabusa girl won, so she was a character featured in this chapter. I may do more contests soon, I dunno. But look out for the final chapter soon!