Penelope woke up to surround sound snoring. She had to chuckle at her friends' predicament. Fran's mouth hung open letting out loud bursts of snores. JJ who seemed to have lost her unopened beer in the couch was whistling out of her nose, and Des who shared the opposite end of the couch with JJ was snorting in her sleep. Emily had a bad habit of mumbling in her sleep.

Penelope sat all the way up wiping the sleep from her eyes, and locating her glasses on the mahogany end table. She wiped her mouth and went in search of Derek.

Penelope walked into the kitchen and saw all of her favorite men, in some stage of cooking. Rossi was rolling pizza dough trying to explain the consistency of a good pie crust. Reid was carefully chopping veggies. Hotch was scrambling sausage and Derek was carefully watching the sauce. Will was busy making sure the boys stayed safe.

Derek turned a little and said, "There's my girl."

Penelope walked towards Derek, and he held out a wooden spoon covered in the sauce that he was simmering.

He slid the spoon in her mouth and Penelope groaned in appreciation. Derek smiled and asked, "So does my baby girl approve?"

Penelope winked and said, "This is so tasty." She rubbed her belly and said, "I think baby Morgan agrees."

Derek's eyes flashed with love as he kissed her cheek, mindful of the little eyes in the room.

Henry and Jack had fun rolling their own small balls of dough. Their uncle Dave said they could make any pizza they wanted.

Henry tried to eat the raw dough but Hotch caught him in time. Hotch said, "Henry you need to wait til it cooks." Henry pouted not, knowing Hotch was immune to puppy dog eyes. Hotch chuckled and handed Henry a few grapes Rossi had on his counter.

Rossi looked at Penelope and said, "Kitten have a seat. Lunch will be ready shortly."

Penelope sighed. She wasn't known for just relaxing but she tried. She saw Reid almost lose a finger to chopping vegetables and jumped up.

Garcia smiled and said, "Spencer maybe I should-"

Reid smiled back and said, "I'll be fine. I just got ahead of myself."

Will pulled Penelope's chair out and said, "Sit."

She complied. Once the pizzas were in the oven Jack and Henry sat next to her. Jack loved being around his aunt Penelope, and Henry was delighted he could crawl in her lap as the three watched SpongeBob Squarepants.

Will, David, Hotch and Spencer went into the den to wake up their lady loves. Will gently shook JJ awake and said, "Hey Chere. Baby you gotta get up and eat."

JJ smiled and said, "Hey my ragin' Cajun." Will chuckled and helped her to stand up.

Reid kissed Des' forehead and said, "Des wake up for me." Des looked up at Spencer.

Spencer said, "We need to get you fed. Up you go." Spencer tugged Des to her feet.

Rossi rubbed Fran's back and said, "Hey bella open those pretty brown eyes for me."

Fran smiled and drug Rossi down for a kiss. Rossi had never been so thankful to be out of Derek's sight.

Hotch looked over at Emily. He knew he was the only one risking permanent harm waking her up. He whispered, "Prentiss wake up for me."

Emily snorted and quickly sat up. Hotch chuckled at how cute and disheveled she looked.

Penelope smiled when she saw her drunk partners in crime come into the kitchen. The women all sat down in a daze.

JJ smiled at Henry and asked, "What are you drawing?"

Henry said, "It's a picture of us fishing."

Sure enough JJ could see Derek, Hotch, Rossi, Will, and Reid and both Clooney and Mudgy.

JJ said, "This is very good. I think we should put it on our fridge."

Henry frowned and said, "No mama. It's for uncle Rossi."

JJ smiled and said, "Well excuse me."

Rossi immediately took Henry's picture and placed it on his sub zero fridge.

Rossi smiled and said, "Perfect."

Penelope looked at Derek, who just nodded.

Penelope said, "Rossi I need to talk to you."

Rossi's eyebrows furrowed. He wasn't sure what he had done this time, but whatever it was he would apologize and order flowers.

Penelope stood up and walked with Rossi out his back door leading to his courtyard. Penelope looked at the immaculate garden and said, "Rossi loose the look, you aren't in trouble."

Penelope saw David take a breath of relief. He then asked, "Well what is on your mind?"

Penelope smiled and held her stomach softly with one hand and said, "Derek and I want you to officially be this little one's grandfather.

David whipped his head around and asked, "Are you sure?"

Derek came up behind Penelope and said, "We are sure."

Rossi was speechless. He never thought he would get a chance to have such an honor bestowed upon him.

Penelope said, "Please say something."

Rossi hugged Penelope and said, "That would make this old man very happy."

Derek clapped Rossi on the back and said, 'Other than my dad I wouldn't want anyone else."

Penelope who was on the verge of tears said, "Enough please. I think we should have lunch,"

Both men nodded their agreement and walked into the house and back into the kitchen.

Fran was nursing a glass of wine saying, "I feel like hell."

JJ said, "I second that."

Emily said, "Third."

Des didn't say anything. She was trying to not raid Rossi's fridge for all its worth.

Rossi's oven dinged.

Will grabbed some plates, and Rossi took the pizza's out of the oven.

Des looked at the sausage and mushroom and had to fight the urge to push Spencer out of the way.

Rossi's kitchen smelled like heaven. It smelled of basil, and thyme, garlic, bell peppers, spicy summer sausage, and everything else wonderful you could place on a pizza.

Rossi shooed everyone to his and Fran's dining room. Hotch volunteered to help serve everyone.

Once the pizzas were sliced and large glasses of water were given to the ladies, everyone dove in.

Four very hungry women groaned their approval.

JJ with a mouth full of pizza said, "This is the best."

Henry smiled brightly and said, "Me and Jack made that one."

JJ went back for slice after slice, realizing that her son and Jack had no idea when to say no to sauce and it was perfect.

Once everyone was full they helped clean up. Hotch and JJ's phone simultaneously chimed.

JJ grimaced as she saw the details sent to her of a new case. Hotch sighed in regret as he looked at his son.

Jack said, "I know daddy. You go be Superman."

Hotch raised an eyebrow and asked, "Superman?"

Jack said, "Yeah you are superman, Uncle Reid is like Spiderman cause' he is real smart. Aunt Emily is Wonder Woman, Aunt JJ is like Superwoman, Aunt P is like Sailor Moon {Well she showed me a clip and it was the best}, Uncle Derek is like Blade, and uncle Rossi is like the beast from X-men. Ooooh and uncle Will is like the Hulk, cause when he gets mad at the bad guy he gets scary."

Henry smiled and nodded his agreement.

Des said, "You know I am going to be just like your daddy too. I am going to the place where they teach you how to get the bad guy."

Without missing a beat Jack said, "I bet you'll be cool like Batgirl or Storm."

Hotch sighed and said, "Guys this is bad. We need to get down to the B.A.U. Garcia are you up to work?"

Penelope smiled and said, "Sure am."

Will said, "I don't have to be down to the station until tomorrow, I can drop Jack off with Jessica. You guys get going."

With a heavy heart and more family time cut short, the members of the BAU were on their way to fight justice once again.

This chapter went weird for me.

Anyway please read and review! More to come soon as I take a nap.. lol