Wouldn't It Be Loverly

Sung by: Shelob

Take off of, "Wouldn't It Be Loverly"

MY FAIR LADY

Shelob:

It's rather dull here, I think I should exercise.

Nahhh…..

These jaws here want to open

To eat, my expertise

Me stomach recommends a few hobbits and Orc meat

Mmmm, Mmm, wouldn't that be loverly?

All I want is a web somewhere,

Far away from the cold night air.

With one enormous lair.

Aow, wouldn't it be loverly

Lots of hobbits for me to eat

Lots of Orc bones to make my seat

Fat face, fat hands, fat feet!

Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

Aow, so loverly sittin abso-bloomin-lutely still

I would never budge at all

I got to eat all my fill

Someone's head restin between me teeth

Warm an tender as can be. Who tastes real good to me.

Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly!