Alice walked into Emmett's room.
"Hey! Emmett, guess what!" She yelled with excitement.
"What, Alice?!" Emmett asked. Just then, all the other Cullens came to listen to what Alice had to say.
"I HAVE A TOOTHBRUSH IN MY POCKET!" Alice said, grinning.
The Cullens walked away. Emmett stared.
Just THEN, Renesmee came screaming out of her room.
"What, Nessie! WHATTTTT?!" Rosalie screamed. Then she ran to the room. Rosalie ran out screaming in fury. The Cullens went into Nessie's room to see what was the matter.
"AAAAAAAAH!" Everyone screamed. Jacob was standing in the middle of the room, grinning, and he was wearing Rosalie's clothes. Rosalie came up screaming a war cry type thing.
"AAAAAAH!" She had an axe in her hand and slashed Jacob on the arm with it.
"AAAAH YOU CRAZY FRUIT!" Jacob yelled.
"TRANSIE!!" Rosalie yelled back.
"Akay." Jacob said, then STRIPPED. All the Cullens started gagging and trying to shield their eyes. Then Jacob ran out and all was good again.
I know, I know. It's not very good. But, hey, its somthinn… lol. Please don't attack meeee! Review and you get your very own Edward Cullen!! (Caution: This Edward may have temper problems, may be a manic depressive and may call himself a monster 24-7)
PS: this wasnt Megan Geyer's idea! :O its Savannah's lol. from a loooong time ago though. *shrug* enjoy your Edward!! (if you review ;])