BELLA

The crashing just keeps going until we get to the game room and find out what is causing it. Rosalie and Sarah are launching anything and everything that they can reach at each other. Fantastic, like we don't already have enough drama.

"YOU BITCH, STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!" Rosalie bellows as the TV goes flying.

"YOU ARE THE BITCH! HE DESERVES SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY SATISFY HIS NEEDS!" Sarah shoots back at her opponent along with a recliner.

"Honey, I make him crazy with the want for more play time," Rosalie says, the acid of her tone joining the table that goes flying.

I guess we all knew it was coming, but that does not negate the entertainment factor. Those of us present in the house, minus Carlisle, Bethany, and Nathaniel who are holed up in the sound proof study with the door closed, are just sitting and watching. Jen just shakes her head and holds Eliot's hand. Occasionally a piece of furniture needs to be deflected, but for the most part we listen and hope that they don't actually kill each other.

"What you mean is you leave him wanting," Sarah adopts an acidic tone to match Rosalie's. I wonder what will happen when they run out of furniture.

"Bitch I know you did not just say that," Rosalie retaliates with one of the couches.

"Bitch you need to accept the fact that you are not sexy enough to handle someone like Emmett," Sarah attacks Rosalie's vanity. The three study buddies decide to join us.

"You say that like you are," Rosalie snorts as another couch learns to fly. That is the last of the furniture unless they go to throwing pieces they have already destroyed.

"You know I am. Why not let him decide who is better suited to make him happy?" Sarah smirks. Board games fly off shelves in both directions. They lapse into quiet during the barrage.

EMMETT

Monopoly money and Clue cards are raining down. What the hell is going on? I look around to see Rosie and Sarah glare at each other and then slowly turn to look at me. Uh-oh, why are they looking at me like that? Rosie has that look on her face that says I had better not screw up. What is there to screw up? Sarah, on the other hand, looks like a regular angry vixen. She is attractive….my palm slaps my forehead as I realize what is going on. They are fighting over me. Those two are the only ones that can look at me. Everyone else seems to be trying very hard not to laugh out loud and break the silence. I do the only thing I can do in a situation like this, turn on my heel and head for the suite that Jen showed us to that first night. Rosalie can hold her own and Sarah doesn't seem too delicate. Why get involved in a girl fight when you don't have to? I mean, girls fight dirty and I don't want to have to re-attach anything that I am fond of…

BELLA

How we manage to get through the part where Emmett walked in and realized what was going on without cracking up, I will never know. But we do manage it. Sarah stalks to her suite and Rosalie struts to the suite she shares with Emmett, no doubt to enjoy her spoils.

"We'll be happy to replace everything that was damaged," Carlisle looks at us apologetically.

"Don't worry about it," Jen assures him. She winks.

Suddenly things start glowing purple, green, blue, pink, red, and yellow as they fix themselves. Pieces connect and the breaks vanish. In no time everything is exactly how it was before the outburst. Those of us with magical abilities survey our work to make sure that it is all taken care of. It never hurts to double check.

"That's impressive," Esme comments as she looks around.

"It's all in a day's work," I reply, smiling.

"Now, I take it Marcus took care of Aro's mate and then himself?" Jen turns her attention on Edward and Jasper.

"Yes, but Athenodora might be dropping by," Edward responds.

"She has already been here," I inform him.

"We took care of it," Eliot adds.

"The question at hand is how to take care of Caius," Jen thinks out loud.

"I thought you already had a great idea about that," I say.

"I do like that plan, but I am open to other options," Jen says.

"What's the plan?" Jake interrupts. Jen Dakota and I look at him and grin.

CARLISLE

I head to the suite that Rosalie and Emmett share. She is not going to be happy, but she needs to have some sort of consequence for her actions. The furniture was magically mended so she doesn't even have to pay damages. We all discussed it and Rosalie and Sarah are being put in 'time out' as Jen and Bella call it. They think that if the two acted like toddlers fighting over a toy, then they should get the same punishment that toddlers get. I think that theory is great, but I'm sure Rosalie won't see the humor. There are only a few going to take care of Caius. Jen's idea is genius.

"I wish there was someone else to tell Rosalie about her punishment," I mutter.

"I can see why you would wish for that," Sara poofs out of her cloud right next to me. Before I can do or say anything she grants my wish…twice.

There before us is a short, slightly pudgy man wearing a Hawaiian shirt with Bermuda shorts. His coarse, unruly, bright blue hair stands straight up on his head with no visible form of hair gel to aid it. Next to him is an equally short man with white hair and beard. This man is wearing a pointed hat and reminds me of a lawn gnome.

"Hello, Sara," the man with the hat greets the pixie.

"Hello John and Charlie," she bounces. They all turn to look at me.

"I am John, the gnome and this is Charlie, the troll. We specialize in giving odious omens and the like," the gnome introduces them both.

"Hello to you both. I'm afraid I wasn't thinking when I wished for you though. I can handle telling the bad news to my daughter," I inform them.

"Happens more times than it doesn't," Charlie gruffly dismisses me. He looks to Sara who whisks them away.

"You really should be careful with that phrase," she sweetly scolds me. I smile and shake my head. I turn to face the door in front of me and can't hold in my sigh as I knock.

"Come on in man," Emmett booms. That boy can only do loud, but we all love him for his boisterous nature. I go in to talk to two of my children.

"Rosalie, I need to talk to you," I start.

"I know Carlisle, I shouldn't have acted out like that. She just made me so angry," Rosalie fumes.

"I'm glad that you understand that, but that does not change the fact that you did a lot of damage," I continue.

"I will totally pay for the stuff that was broken," she assures me.

"I'm not worried about that. The witches took care of everything. However, you cannot be near Sarah or go on a mission until you can control your temper a little better," I tell her.

"Carlisle, I've really been working on my temper," she whines a little.

"Again, that does not change the fact that you should probably stay in your suite for awhile. Sarah is friends with Jen and Bella, you can't expect them to kick her out for teasing you," I state firmly.

"So, wait, are you saying that she is being put in time out?" Emmett laughs at this.

JAKE

I don't know how this happened, but I totally love it. I might not be team leader, but I do get to strike fear into the dead heart of a wretched vampire. Caius totally deserves this. His fear of werewolves is going to bite him right on his ass. I mean that completely metaphorically, I'm not really going to bite his ass. Bella and Dakota are the only ones that came with me. Jen needs to rest and Eliot refuses to leave her side. The rest have other stuff to do, you know, besides babysitting Rosalie and Sarah to make sure they don't kill each other.

Tonight is the full moon, which is why we chose tonight to make our move. Caius is hiding out in terror. Okay, he might just be trying to cover his ass, but still. We go through yet more trees. Man, who knew there could be so many trees on one trip. They make me miss my Nessie. Finally we are arriving. It looks like he is in some sort of really old castle, brilliant hiding place by the way. The three of us ghost through the halls. Caius is cowering in a grand room that fortunately has big windows. Dakota and Bella stick to the shadows while I step out. The cloud cover breaks and a single beam of moonlight hits me. That's my cue.

Phasing is not as painful as it was at first. The terror that consumes Caius's face is really satisfying. I'm not sure that is healthy, but I am just going to go with it for now. I add a howl for good measure. He tries to make a run for it. I leap at him and sink my teeth into one of his calves. There is a tearing sound as that leg separates from his body. He screams in agony. Bella steps out and deftly catches the limb I send her way. It catches flame in her hand.

"Was taking my mate's life not enough for you?" the vampire cries out.

"For your information, she sought us out in her quest to get away from you," Bella sneers. I go after his other leg and also remove that from his body.

"What?" he just does not seem to wrap his mind around that. I send the leg towards Bella.

"She couldn't stand to be around you and found the only way to get away was to end her own life," Dakota informs him as she gracefully intercepts the limb and sets in ablaze in her hand.

"What have I ever done to deserve this?" Caius can't be serious. I can't hold back the bark-like snicker that receives a whining noise from my victim.

"The real question is, what haven't you done to deserve your fate?" Bella bites at him.

I tear the rest of him to pieces while he screams and tries in vain to fight me off. The girls take turns reducing the various pieces to ash.