As April and Cristina exit the elevator, they approach a fancy part of the bank housing administrative personnel. They approach a security guard who is standing there.
"I don't suppose that you can loosen up your blazer so that you can entertain this jerk."
"You keep messing with me April, you're gonna be here all by yourself." She warns April with a slight scowl on her face.
"Tell the guard you're here to see Levi Schmitt."
"Levi Schmitt ." She repeats to herself as she walks up to the security guard. "Hello, Sir. I'm here to see Levi Schmitt, please." Cristina says with a smile on her face.
"Do you have an appointment?"
"No. I'm here for my health." Cristina responds snappishly, giving him a deadpan glare.
"Don't say that! Tell him Rita Miller is here." April tells her.
"You just tell him Rita Miller is here." She tells the guard in the same irritated tone she gave him.
"Just one moment, please."
"Don't embellish." April tells her.
"Ya, bald." Cristina shouts at the guard.
"Excuse me?" The guard asks her.
"Nothing." She waves him on with a small smile on her face. He walks on.
"Now listen, you're gonna meet one of Jackson's coworkers. This guy Levi is a big time jerk." April whispers to Cristina.
"Damn, April, this is so annoying. Why are you whispering?" Cristina asks her, irritably.
"Jesus, just be quiet and listen." April tells her, not even sure why she herself is whispering. "I've known him five years and he still thinks my name's Jun, yet oddly enough he's highly fond of Jackson."
"Lord." She chuckles.
"Yup."
She sees the guard leaning over Mr. Schmitt's desk. Levi looks up and sees Cristina. He shrugs his shoulders.
"Oh boy." Cristina starts, but April reassures her.
"He's a social moron. We once went to a party where he got so drunk, he could've partied with Anna Kendrick and he couldn't even remember it." She tells Cristina and she chuckles. "You don't have to worry about anything at all. Tell the guard that Schmitt knows you. You spent time with him and his wife Emily at the Daniel's Christmas party last year."
The guard comes back.
"What is this regarding?" He asks Cristina.
"What? You're pulling my leg. He doesn't remember me?" She feigns as if she's in total shock and disbelief. "We were together at the Karev's Christmas Eve party with his wife Emily." She says before she embellishes on the story. "They had that lovely white tree... all those presents, must've been a thousand of them everywhere. Why, I'll never forget all those beautiful…."
April's now irritated by the fabricated story and she pokes Cristina. She yelps, surprised, and glances around. The guard gives her an odd look.
"Oops. Sorry. I was carried away by that party that I forgot that I was here to do some business." Cristina says as she forces a smile. He smiles back and then goes over to Mr. Schmitt.
"Would you quit poking me?!" She whispers.
"Oh, shut up." April says. "This'll be easy. Schmitt was so drunk at that party, he could have had a conversation with Tina Turner and he wouldn't remember." She tells Cristina.
The guard whispers in Schmitt's ear. Schmitt appears totally flummoxed. He looks up at Cristina, embarrassed, and waves. The guard motions her to come back. She squeals with glee as she walks proudly over to his desk. He sticks out his hand.
"Hello, hello. Of course, of course. It's been so long."
"It's been such a long time." She smiles back at him.
"Ask him how Bobby and Snooky are." April tells her.
"How are Bobby and Snooky doing?" Cristina asks Levi.
Levi is perplexed.
"Why, they're just fine, thank you. Nice of you to ask. And how is your... family?"
"Ooh, they couldn't be better, thank you." She says, waving her hand a bit.
"Well, isn't that wonderful." Levi says genuinely.
"Tell him you've been wondering how they did on the Gibraltar securities." April tells Levi.
"So tell me, Schmitt, how did you do on the Gibraltar securities? I've been wondering how the deal went for quite some time." Cristina tells Levi .
Levi is surprised by the question, but in a good way.
"The Gibraltar securities! Well, it looks like we topped out, huh?" He asks her happily.
"We sure did!" April says.
"We sure did." Cristina repeats.
"That was a wonderful tip." Says an impressed Levi .
"Good old Randy." April says.
"Good old Randy. Randy's got a real head on his- her shoulders." Cristina says.
"Good save 'cause this Randy is a woman." April tells her.
"Sure does. Well... well. So what brings you here today?" Levi asks.
"You're closing an account." April tells her.
"Well, Levi, I'm here to day because I need to close an account."
"Well... wonderful. Do you have your account number?"
"Yes." April says.
"Yes I do. It's-"
"926-31043." April reminds her.
"926-31-0-43." Cristina tells Levi.
"You're doing beautifully." April praises her.
Cristina sighs deeply as Levi punches Rita Miller's number into the computer. A seven-figured digit appears on the screen. He stares at it for a few seconds and then punches it in again.
"Well, Rita," Levi says trying to remain calm. "You'll be withdrawing $4 million dollars from us today.
"$4 MILLION DOLLARS?!" Cristina screams out in disbelief.
"Is that correct?" Levi asks as Cristina's looking around trying to regain her composure.
"Say 'yes' Cristina!" April tells her, trying to keep her composure as well.
"Yes! $4 million. That's right. Yes." She gasps out.
"Great." Levi chuckles. "And how will you want that?"
Cristina opens her mouth for a moment and then closes before she responds-
"Umm... Tens and twenties?" She says waving her hand in the air casually.
"Pardon me?"
"A cashier's check! Tell him a cashier's check." April tells her.
"A cashier's check would be a lot better, thank you."
"Excellent. Of course, you realize we're required to get some identification from everyone. It's just procedural. I'm sure that you understand." Levi tells her.
"Of course!" She reassures him.
Cristina reaches into her purse and pulls out her 'driver's license, identification card and social security card' and hand them to Levi. Levi gets up and walks away from his desk. He seems unsteady on his feet. An officer with red hair is sitting at the next desk is using a brillo pad to clean a stain on his desk. Cristina smiles.
"You know, if you put that brillo pad in the freezer, it'll last twice as long." She advises the bank officer.
"Thank you." The officer nods appreciatively. "Could I interest you on a coffee date for such a suggestion?" He asks her.
"I'd like that." She says.
"Can I get your number?" He asks, taking his phone out.
"Sure. Here's mine." She says as they swap phones.
"If he's bad news, I'm going to haunt him." April warns her.
Levi lays Cristina's ID, DL and her SS cards next to her signature card. The signatures match up. He nods his head in approval.
