Alright, Hey guys. Ugh, I feel like doing nothing. I know I have beed for days, but this is bad. And to add to that, I spent over an hour installing a new brake and fine tuning the engine, just so my called by everybody 'Best Driver' younger brother, said he was going 1mph, caught air, drifted, and bent the rim and spindle on a giant rock. My youngest brother, who was riding with him told the truth, that he was flying down the baracadded gravel road and crashed because he somehow ONLY knows how to drive on dry pavment. I myself had ben in one accident, that wasn't my fault. The axle bolt on the gas scooter fell off and I landed in a ditch. Well enough about that. Guess what? My parents secsessfully pissed a teacher off at me because they refused to buy me a fucking book. Came on, day 6 of school and I'm almost failing ELA? Fuck you, lady. I letterally told her that, too. Ha. It's not like they can do anything, because everybody is afraid of me. Who wouldn't be. I'm 6' 2", 120lbs, massive musscles popping out of my deathly skinny body, and my personallity. Oh, idk if this is important, but a gang of 3 people tried to kill me, but didn't even leave a scratch. That just was all today. That's my day. "Why didn't you do your homework correctly, sir?" "Cause I wasn't fucking here to learn it" "Watch your langue" "I am, it's called english. 1st ammement" sigh of defeat. That's what happened with my Math teacher earlyier today. another important thing people fear about me s m history. A used to be happy, helpful, nice guy. 'Till that one rumor a teacher made fucked it all up. Why me? I try to live life to the fullest, because this is your one and only, yet something is always feeling like it's missing. idk, like, MABEY SOMEONE THAT CARED? uh, fuck this, I'm getting another nasty headache, enjoy, and as Always, Have A Nice Day
He fell to the ground, looking dead. "Is he actually dead?" Kate asked. Humphrey emptied ten rounds into Garth's body.
"He should be, this time" Humphrey answered, walking to the now disenigrated tent. He looked at the gun, and it was just a .22. "Alright, now that he's dead, let's go home. We should take another ultrasound tomarrow, so I can say hi to our daughter" Humphrey said, walking to the Hummvee. He noticed a bulletproof vest with several bullet holes in it. "I found out why he didn't die" Humphrey said, pointing at the vest. Kate nodded as they reached the tricked out Hummvee. They got in, and left, killing small trees, without a scratch. They went through the trail they made previously, except they were going much faster, and making the several ton machine catch air. They eventally got to the road, and back to the hanger. Once they entered and parked, Kate noticed a tarp.
"What's under the tarp?" Kate asked.
"Oh, that. It's the first ever sixty-nine Camaro SS. Fully oridginal. Paint, engine, everything but tires and fluids" Humphrey said.
"Can you take me on a ride in that?" Kate asked. Humphrey sighed nerviously.
"I don't know, that's worth several millions, and has loads and loads of power. Not a good mix, let alone this is the only first one ever made" Humphrey said. "When I take it to a track, I will take you around" Humphrey promised. "Actually, since it's only noon, let's take it to a track I own parts of" He said, walking towards the 2007 1/2 Silverado 2500HD, lifted in monster green, the same one he took Carson on a ride with.
"How are you going to tow it?" Kate asked.
"Give me a sec" He said, climbing in the enormus truck. He started it, and drove behind the hanger. A minute later, he came out with a matching trailer, hooked to the massivly lifted truck. He backed up to the hanger, and got out of the truck with a remote. He pressed a button walking to the Camaro. The door opened, and a sliding platform came out. Humphrey removed the tarp off the Camaro, seeing it for the first time in a year. Just like new, it looked like, it's midnight black paint job with white painted stripes. He got in it, and shifted it into netrual. He walked to the back, grabbing a clean cloth, and pushed it onto the moving platform. He tied it down, and pressed a button, making it disapear into the enclosed trailer. He motined Kate to come, and lead her to the passanger side of the truck. He lifted her off the ground, so she could get in the massive truck. She did, and Humphrey climbed in on his side, and sarting accelerating. It wasn't the fastest truck, but it did the job more than better. They drove and talked for about an hour, before turning into the sppedway. There was almost nobody there, but the people that were looked like rich gear-heads to Kate. Humphrey found an empty pit spot, and drove into it. They both exited, with Humphrey assisting his pregnant wfe, the most beautiful wolf in the world in his eyes. They went to the back of the trailer, a crowd quickly appering. Adcorse, every one of them knew Humphrey, and accepted him. They watched as the gate slowly fell, and the moving platform came out, making the crowd gasp, at the perfect car.
"Hey, you beat my Ferrari with that thing. Don't underestimate this car at all" A wolf annouced. Humphrey untightened the straps, as the both got in. Humphrey released the brake and let it roll until the car had plenty of clearance from the trailer. He fired the engine up, almost burning wolves behind him because the exhaust flamed. He shifted to first, and slowly left. As soon as he hit the oval track, the pedal was fused with the bottom over the car, and the transmition was getting shifted rapidly.