Oh my gosh. I'm SO sorry about all of this! I reviewed twice from school, but I doubt anyone saw, so I'll just tell you: my computer broke. I'm SUPER sorry!!!!! ' Thank goodness for my mom's friend Jeff, who fixed it. YAAAY!! Anyway, If anyone's randomly going to the Bronx Zoo in NYC tomorrow, I left a review of what I'm wearing. I have to make a b-day card so I don't really feel like retyping it. Let's go!
Yo!
Roy: I will not allow it. Riza
SUCKS! I hate her (nothing personal though, sorry Riza). Have sex
with Ed. Now. I wanna see some hot gay action! And gay guys are so
hot. Pervy pedo.
Ed: I saw this really cute picture of you in a
dress and I was squealing like mad. You looked so cute.
Al:
Cool.
Winry: I know. They don't look their ages. BTW, yes, Ed has
worn a dress.
Envy: HOW COULD YOU? I WAS BEING NICE! AND YOU JUST
CAST ME ASIDE LIKE THAT? I'LL TAKE THAT SEXY BACK! 'Cause I'M
bringing SEXY BACK. THEM OTHER FERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT WHEN I'M
AROUND.
Hohenheim: F you, dckhead. You suck.
Havoc: squeal
You are so cute! I love you! But you gotta ditch the ciggs. They
totally kills it.
Scar: I love your religious ass! You are sooo
cool. Is it true that you got Rose pregnant? OMGosh!
Roy: I'd rather have sex with Riza than Ed. And now I'd better run before she and rabid yaoi fangirls try to kill me. (takes off in random direction)
Ed: …HOW DOES A GUY LOOK CUTE IN A DRESS
Winry: …Riiiiight…
Envy: …Just shut the hell up already.
Hohenheim: I get that a lot. It really doesn't bother me too much anymore.
Havoc: Thanks!! But, uh…I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon.
Scar: No, I did not.
Hey again!
Ed:
Hehe...hahaHAHAHAHA JUST WATCHED 'THE OTHER BROTHERS ELRIC PART 2',
RUSSELS YOUNGER THAN YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHRIMPO!
I was
reading somewhere on a fanfic where this girl got Winry to give her
automail and she said that it must have hurt you so much that it
stunted your growth. I find that funny...
Roy: I found this one song that I thought suit you. -puts on 'I Feel Pretty'- That song is hilarious when Adam Sandler sings it!
Russell: You are so hott! I love you! Go out with me?
Fletcher: Aw! You are so cute! I almost cried when you got hit with the red water in 'The Other Brothers Elric Part 1'. You are so cool!
Dante: I don't usually wear dresses... My size is six though.
Hughes: Hm. Aren't you dead? The only way you could be answering stuff is if someone tried to bring you back to life... HOMUNCULUS! QUICK ELYSIA, GET AWAY FROM YOU FATHER! HE'S AN EVIL HOMUNCULUS! HE'S GONNA KILL YOU! -throws sacred sutra's at Hughes- There, he should be gone now...
Envy: Hey:) How are you? Kill any people lately? OOH LISTEN TO THIS. -hands him my iPod and puts on Grace Kelly by Mica- I love that song :).
Wrath: Hiya Wrath! I wanna be your best friend. Can I? I'll bring you to conventions and stuff, and buy you ice cream! It'll be so fun! -huggles you-
Th-th-th-th-thats all folks!! lol.
Byebye,
CrimsonTears2
Ed: WHY YOU LITTLE- I'm going to kill you in your sleep tonight!!!!!!
Al: Um…Brother? That's a little…violent, don't you think?
Ed: I DON'T CARE!!!
Roy: Um. I don't even want to know what it's about.
Russell: Thanks. Hm. Sure, why not?
Fletcher: Thanks so much!
Dante: Hmmm…
Hughes: What? No I'm not!!! Oh, and those sutra things wouldn't work on me even if I was a Homunculus.
Envy: Yeah, I have, actually.
Wrath: Um…Well, you can buy me ice cream
I feel like
torturing you all today...MUAHAHAHAHA!!
To Ed,
-I need a really
long hug...Do you mind if I get your shirt wet?
-I'm one of your
fangirls and I figured you might want a Philosopher's Stone...BUT I
don't have one...-holds one behind my back- Seriously I don't have
one!!
To Dante,
-You're like a broken tape recorder! All you
talk about is the Philosopher's Stone!
To Pride/King
Bradley,
-Your hairy chest gives me nightmares...
To
Wrath,
-Want some Pocky? -hands him some chocolate-covered
Pocky-
Okay now my problem. So I broke up with this guy and now
he's acting like a complete JERK! He's pretending he's going to
commit suicide...What should I do?
Dante: Yeah. Because it's kept me alive for hundreds of years.
Pride: …Do you think I care?
Wrath: Sure! Thanks!
Riza: If he's acting like that…well, you never know. You could tell a guidance counselor about it. Or if it's obvious that he's just messing with you, get your friends to defend you. Tell him to leave you alone and you're just not interested in him anymore.
Winry: There's always going to be guys that mess with you. You'll just learn to ignore them. That sometimes works, too.
Hallo, FMA peoples! It's 2:40 a.m., I'm bored, hyper, and tired all at the same time, not to mention my best friend totally ditched me for two weeks, so I'm sending you a letter!
Ed: Hallo, please don't kick me. I'm wondering: How can you fly off the handle at one little, insignificant comment? I mean, really? That's anger's not good for your blood pressure, y'know.
Al: Hallo, Al! Guess what? I made it through the dissection, and I'm still breathing! I have a weird story about it, but I think it might scare you (and every other guy reading this). So, yeah. I'm alive and out of school. Though you might like to know.
Dante: I still don't like you.
Wrath: HI! ((gives cherry chocolate))
Roy: I hear people say you procrastinate a lot, but I don't know what that means and I'm too lazy to go look it up in a dictionary, so what does it mean? Oh, and I was watching ep. 37 (the one with 'Warehouse 13') and I noticed that you smacked Fuery upside the head about three times and totally reminded me of Gibbs (from NCIS), which I really don't get, cause... y'know... he's cooler than you...
Riza: Because I'm bored... I challenge you to a game of Speed! ((pulls out deck of cards)) Please don't shoot me...
Envy: I'm here to annoy you with my general existence. CROCHET ME A BLANKET, KNAVE!
All: I need advice ((shock)). Yeah, yeah, I know. That's what this column is originally for, but still. Okay, here's the deal: I have a really good friend who I've known for years now, but he lives far away and I can only contact him through instant messages. He's been getting really distant lately and not all that talkative, it's been this way for months. And he's sort of begun to sever connections (He gave me his account, which was pretty much the only thing linking us other than buddy lists/friendship). He's a really great friend, so I don't want to lose him, but I don't really know what to do, I've already tried re-establishing a connection with him, but I never seem to get that far before he was to leave. I don't want to seem over-bearing, so what do I do? Help?
Neassa-chan
Ed: Grrrrrrrr……Just…don't even speak, alright??Al: Well, I'm glad you got through it!
Dante: I still don't care.
Wrath: Yaaaaay!!! Yummy!!!
Roy: Procrastination is…I'll tell you later.
Riza: It means you put off doing things until the last minute.
Roy: Right. But I don't see how anyone could be cooler than me.
Riza: Ok. I don't usually play card games, though, so go easy on me…
Envy: NO!!!
Al: Well, you could always tell him how you feel. Maybe he doesn't realize it or something. That's probably the best solution.
Ok my mom's getting mad sorry it was so short, better than nothing though, right?