I don't own anything, but the twins and Liza.
Three months later:
Jason:
"Daddy, look at my dwawing!" Cathy said holding up a drawing of a dog, or at least Jason thought it was dog. Jason was lying on the couch of the living room miserable. He had had a run in with Bane a few days ago and it didn't end well for him, so now he had a broken leg and fractured ribs. Jason was also covered in bruises and had to use crutches to get around. Liza was suspicious of him as well, not buying the "I got hit by an angry Gothamite driver" story. He knew he couldn't keep her in the dark about him being the Red Hood forever especially with how smart she was.
"That's great, Princess, but can you let daddy rest for a while?" Jason questioned and Cathy pouted before running off. He sighed and closed his eyes hoping the day would go by quickly and easily, especially since he was stuck watching the twins alone thanks to Liza's asshole boss. That's when he felt a nudge on his shoulder and inwardly groaned.
"Cathy, please let me sleep," Jason begged keeping his eyes closed until he heard a sniffle and he opened his eyes seeing Jay. Jay had a cut on his head and Jason could tell there was a bruise forming around it as well.
"Hey, Buddy, what happened?" Jason asked worried.
"I fell," Jay mumbled his voice quivering a little. Jason then sat up and grabbed his crutches before getting up and heading towards his bathroom where he kept a miniature first aid kit. Luckily, Jay had gotten the message and followed and Cathy came out the twins room and joined in.
Once in the bathroom Jason stared down at the drawer, that he need to open, like it was the devil and sighed. "Cathy, can you open the drawer and get the white box from it?" Jason asked and Cathy did so. He then had to lumber himself to his bed and scramble on top of it before lifting Jay up beside him and then Cathy. Jason then grabbed the first aid kit and started cleaning the wound on Jay's head and then put a bandage over it.
"There all better, now tell me what did you hit your head on?" Jason questioned curious.
"Nightstand," Jay stated quietly and Jason sighed and situated himself in bed and put a few pillows under his leg.
"You got to be careful, don't be running or jumping around corners or tables or nightstands, okay?" Jason asked and his son just nodded.
"Alright, now go play, I need a nap," Jason stated and closed his eyes, but he could still feels staring at him so open his eyes and saw the twins still sitting on his bed staring at him.
"Why?" Jay asked quietly tilting his head like a confused puppy.
"What we get?" Cathy asked crossing her arms in the way that reminded Jason of Liza when she blackmailing someone, namely, Damian.
Jason couldn't believe that his four year old daughter wasn't going to do as she was asked unless there was something in it for her. He wanted to be mad at her, but he had to think of all the times he pulled that card with Bruce. He sighed to tired to reprimand her and said,"I'll take you to Uncle Dick's."
"To loud," Cathy said with a pout and Jason blinked completely taken back because she was bargaining with him now. "Well, what do you want?" Jason questioned and Cathy grinned.
"Ice cweam and no Wiley," Cathy said confidently.
"I can't rid of your cousin, but I can get you ice cream and new toy," Jason suggested and Cathy just nodded.
"Thanks daddy!" Cathy said and hugged him and hopped down from the bed and ran off. He was officially worried about what he was going to have to deal with when Cathy was a teenager.
Jason then turned to Jay and asked,"Do you want ice cream and toy too?" and Jay shook his head no and lied down beside him. Jason sighed and closed his eyes allowing Jay to take a nap beside him.
Liza:
Once Liza got home she glowered seeing that the couch was empty and Jason and the twins were no where to be seen. She then walked around until she finally checked her's and Jason's room and found her boys sleeping and Cathy sitting on the bed coloring Jason's cast. Liza bit her lip to keep from laughing at the sight of all the pink and red flowers, hearts, a colorful rainbow, and a unicorn. She than walked and Cathy looked up at her with a big grin.
"Do you like it, Mommy?" Cathy asked innocently.
"Yes, but I'm disappointed in you," Liza said seriously and Cathy looked upset at this.
"You haven't put any glitter glue on it or hot glued bows on it or placed girly stickers on it! Have I not taught you anything!" Liza exclaimed quietly and Cathy giggled just a quietly. She then went to get other stuff for Jason's cast since she couldn't pass up such a wonderful opportunity.
Jason:
Jason woke up to Jay staring at him oddly, but with also with a look of pity, if I four year old could show understand such an emotion. "I'm sowry, Daddy...Cathy and Mommy got you," Jay said quietly and hopped down from the bed and left. Jason than looked down and saw his cast totally littered with rhinestone, glitter, strawberry short cake stickers, a unicorn, a rainbow, and several flowers and hearts. There was also in bold letter written on his cast saying "Look in the mirror" and he grabbed his crutches and went to the bathroom.
Once in the bathroom he saw what Liza had done. She had written across his forehead in big letters "Love U Dumbass" and his face went red. He then saw the sticky note on the mirror which stated that Dick, Barbara, Mar'i, and the triplets were coming over for dinner and his faced went even more red. "LIZA!" he yelled pissed off at the world at the moment.
To be continued:
Another chapter done I hope you enjoyed it because it was a pain to write. Anyway thank you for the reviews, follows, and favorites, have a good day and kudos to you all.
