Here it is! Prank wat time baby!

Becka yawned as she slurped on her warm cup of cocoa. It was pretty quiet, she hated it yet enjoyed the sound of rain beating against the house.

She was border than she had ever been. Tobi and Zetsu had arrived back and went to sleep. Sasori and Deidara both were expected to arrive alittle later that day and she wasn't sure she would last that long.

Konan was in her room working on origami while Mathew goofed off with Hidan and Kakuzu was training. She wondered what the Leader, Pein, was doing right now in his office. She had cleared up all the paperwork and the only thing she could of him to be doing was making plans.

Plans to fuck with Mathew. Mathew had usen his puppy dog attack on Konan and now she was steamed at Mathew.

Poor doll didn't ahve a clue. She'd find out eventually when she goes back to the village. Becka would give almost anything to go and see the look on her face when some villagers would start cooeing to her about children.

Mathew had informed her about the WHOLE thing, as did Leader-sama. It was strange she was the one who everyone ranted to. She didn't mind it, but it sometimes got annoying.

Taking another loud slurp, Becka sighed hoping that Pein wouldn't go over the edge in torturing Mathew. She knew just how dedicated he got.

-Break?-

Leader-sama sat behind his desk working on some evil plans. His desk was surprisingly empty and everything was in tip top shape. Becka had come in and worked her magic.

An aura of snickering shrouted around him, "Yes, then that'll happen...pocky...better watch his back..." He mumbled to himself as he scribbled down plans, blue prints, and tactis. Mathew was going down!

An evil glint sparked in his eye as he hel up his plans to admire them. Poor Mathew had no idea what was going to hit him.

-Break?-

Bear, Hawk, Frog, and Goat all stared cautiously at the invisible barrier. If they were to walk in, they'd be detected right away and their now new mission would be a failure.

This was going to be longer than they had originally thought. The only way now to get the targets would be having to wait for them to leave the barrier.

Kami knows how long that would be.

The fifth wasn't exactly the most patient of people and liked to keep missions on time always. Hawk could already imagine the brutal yelling they were going to recieve for this. She agreed on this new mission, but she wasn't all too pleased with having to keep four of her Anbu out of Konoha on a mission that sound absolutely ridiculous. Even him and his comrades found it hard to believe that the leader of the Akatsuki had a child, who knew?

With silent hand movements to his team, they nodded and vanished.

-Break, again..-

Mathew sat on Hidan's bed criss crossed trying to concetrate while Hidan was in the middle of one of his rituals. At first seeing the whole stabbing himself with pointy objects made the boy feel queasy, but after witnessing a few of these rituals, he didn't much mind them.

Taking a deep breath, Mathew closed his eyes and continued to concentrate. He wanted chakra so he could learn fighting techniques other than Taijutsu.

Unlike Becka, Mathew desperately wanted to acuire chakra and spent alot of time meditating recently. He started to feel a new source of energy and figured that was the chakra. It had appeared when he meditated or tried his luck at ninjutsu.

Mathew fidgeted on the bed impatiently. He hated just sitting here concentrating on his chakra, but sadly this was probably the only way to stabalize his chakra. It didn't increase his chakra, but it made it easier for him to gather it.

Sighing inwardly, Mathew cracked open his eyes and there layed infront of him a bloodied Hidan. There were numerous stabs and slashes all over the immortal's arms and legs and Mathew simply rolled his eyes.

"Are you done?"

Hidan turned his head over to him, "Do not fucking interupt me while I'm in the middle of a damn a ritual!" He scowled.

"I don't care," Mathew scoffed, "How do I increase my chakra?"

The Jashinist ignored the thirteen year old and went back to his ritual. More or less he'd just stab himself and lay there on the floor looking like roadkill for like three hours.

Grabbing the pillow on the bed, Mathew threw it at him, "Rituals over! Now help me out."

Hidan growled as he sat up and glared, "Do push-ups, punch things, run around, and lift heavy objects now let me get back to my damn ritual!"

"Thank you~" Mathew said. He appreciated Hidan telling him this stuff. Though he had to sometimes annoy him to get the information out, it was pretty okay.

Hidan was the only cool enough person here to help him out. He didn't dare ask Itachi in fear of being put in that sharingan thingie and Konan was a hell no. Kisame tried killing him within the first lesson and everyone else had been assholes and said no.

It was like Mathew was in a big family and was the little brother. Leader-sama was the mean yet okay father and Konan was the awesome mom. Sasori and Kakuzu were his uncles and Kisame and Hidan were like older brothers. Deidara and Itachi were his cousins, Becka was his sister, Zetsu was the mutated dog that nobody liked, and Tobi was the psyco housemaid that had an ugly face like the man from Phantom of the Opera that Mathew hated. Yeah, he had watched that movie. And strangely enough enjoyed it. This dimension was so much more better then his old one. Here he had a family, could be a kick-ass ninja, everything that he wanted was here.

"Hey Hidan..."

"What the hell is it this time?"

"What would happen if me and Becka found a way back to our world?"

The immortal sat up and faced him, "The hell you asking about that shit?"

Mathew shrugged, "I was just thinking and yeah..."

He ran his hand throughh is hair, "Don't go fucking gloomy on me. The chances of you going back to that pansy world of yours is fucking impossible."

"I guess your right huh." The boy concluded, "So about how long will it be before I can kick your ass?" He asked with a grin.

Hidan rolled his eyes, "You'll never be able to defeat me." He scoffed wiping some blood off of his shoulder, "I'm fucking immortal."

"Not unless you get buried six feet under with your body blown to peices." Mathew countered with a friendly glare, "Then we'll see who's laughing."

"Just remember who's fucking clothes your wearing bitch."

"Touche you religious ass, touche." Hidan had be so kind enough to let Mathew wear his clothes. Well, Kakuzu more or less decided that it would save money and he was more or less forced into it. Mathew actually enjoyed wearing Hidan's strange yet tasteful clothing.

Right now he had on a white shirt with the Jashin symbol on the front in big black letters and on the back was 'FUCK YOU' written in large crimson red lettering. Pants were black with a belt wrapped around and white socks on his feet.

"You wait you little fucker, one of these days your gonna get in some deep shit."

Mathew snorted as he arose from the bed and went towards the door, "Like there's anyone smart enough to beat the almighty Mathew."

Poor kid had no clue.

Going down the hall, Mathew spotted Itachi and gave a friendly wave, "Hello Weasel~" He said cheerfully, "And where are you going this fine evening?"

Itachi rose an eyebrow at him, "Library." Was all the Uchiha said before walking past him. Surprisingly there was a library crammed with fighting techniques, seals, and many other stuff. Mathew himself had been there once to get a crap load of books, it was large, average. Was like any other library expect for the book genres.

Mathew's stomach gurgled at him. He already knew this was coming and was already half way there. Upon entering the kitchen, he spotted Becka.

"Hi!" He said as his sister figure glanced up from her cup.

"Hi?"

He shrugged off her '?' in the reply and went to the cupboard to get his pocky. He found a box that he had opened earlier and sat down across from Becka.

He failed to noticed the flashing in her eyes as he began to open the box. Suddenly a large squirt of veggie-oil he believed hit him in the face.

Letting out a yelp or surprise, Mathew threw the box and began frantically rubbing his now burning eyes. "What the fuck was that?"

He recieved a karate chop to the head and a stern 'no cursing!' before being handed a napkin. Now being able to see again. Mathew glared daggers at his pocky box, and then Becka.

"Who did that?" He demanded angry to of been pranked.

Becka gave an innocent shrug, "How should I know?"

The orange haired girl laughed mentally at Mathew as she gave off the innocent look. She wasn't as good as Mathew when it came to batting those puppy dog looks around, but it was enough to fool Mathew.

She watched in high amusement as Mathew stormed to the kitchen sink to wash his face. Then the front door open and a loud, "TOBI'S BACK!" filled the air.

END This one isn't as funny as I had planned it to be, but the night's still young as they say.

Mathew: *Glares* Who did that?

Bookworm: It's suppose to be a secret.

Mathew: Well what am I suppose to do?

Bookworm: *Rolls eyes* You'll eventually find out.

Becka: In the meantime, REVIEW!