Super Smash Exam
Okay sorry for the wait… well okay it's not as long as wait as other ones right…? I blame it on being a perfectionist! Well anyways this is a little over 4,000 words so it's a tad long. But enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own any licensed material in this story, I do own my characters and the story itself.
…Strength and Perseverance…
"Heh… heh…" Wario panted heavily.
"Ooooo…" DK moaned.
"You don't have to tell me twice monkey…" Bowser grunted. The three powerhouses were standing back to back, each of them facing a giant snake.
"Even I'm starting to get tired of this…" Wario growled.
"Hmph!" DK cracked his knuckles and stared down the snake he was looking at.
"Okay then… bring it on!" Bowser dared the snakes as all three of the snakes slithered towards our heroes.
Meanwhile…
"Hm? Did I lose them?" Sonic was standing in the middle of the woods looking around curiously. "Guess so…"
"Got him!" One of the sonic ninjas leaped out of the trees and lunged at Sonic.
"Whoa!" Sonic managed to jump back and avoid getting tackled by the ninja.
"We've got him surrounded now!" The other four ninjas started leaping from the trees around Sonic as he kept jumping back and forth to avoid the ninjas.
"Whoa! Bit too much…" Sonic rubbed the ring on his finger until it glowed. "Time break!" The ninjas' movement, the movement of the leaves falling to the ground, and even Sonic seemed to be moving far slower; though Sonic's movement wasn't anywhere near as slowed down as the ninjas. "Got to go!" Sonic then leaped away and began running right as the slowing effect wore off.
"Hm? What? How did he… gah go!" The ninjas quickly picked up pursuit again.
Meanwhile…
"You were admirable Mario… but I'm afraid I can't let you stall me for much longer, I have experiments to gather." Kabuto said darkly as he pulled a pill out of his pack.
"I can't-a let-a you do this-a! I will-a stop-a you!" Mario yelled before he ran at Kabuto.
"…" Kabuto said nothing as he threw the pill in his mouth and took a fighting stance while Mario drew closer.
"Ha!" Mario jumped, "Ha ha!" Mario somersaulted, "Wah haaaa!" Mario then performed an amazing spinning jump towards Kabuto. "Yah!"
BAM
Mario tried to throw a kick at Kabuto, however Kabuto was quick to raise an arm to block the attack. Mario then threw a fist at Kabuto that Kabuto used the same hand to quickly grab. "Whoa! That was-a fast-a!" Mario thought in amazement. Mario then tried to throw a fiery palm thrust at Kabuto with his free hand.
"Too slow Mario." Kabuto said arrogantly. He grabbed Mario's wrist and immediately began spinning around and around.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!" Mario shouted the moment Kabuto released his grip and sent Mario flying in to the exterior wall of one of the houses. "Doh!" Mario collapsed on the ground. "Ooooohhh… hm where did-a he…?" Mario nearly asked.
BAM
"Mama-mia!!!" Kabuto's hand suddenly reached out from underground and grabbed Mario by the leg. In a puff of smoke Mario's head was sticking up from the ground with Kabuto standing over him poised to bring his knife down on top of Mario's head.
"Time to die!" Kabuto grinned wickedly as he stabbed downwards.
"Wah haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" Mario's voice deepened as his giant fist suddenly burst from underground, suffering only a minor cut on his finger as he punched Kabuto up in to the air, The rest of Mario's now enlarged body pulled itself out of the dirt, leaving a large hole in the ground.
"So he enlarged himself to free himself from my earth jutsu…clever…" Kabuto smirked. "If I hadn't eaten that hero pill that attack would've surely incapacitated me." He finally landed on the ground and smiled at the giant Mario.
"Let's-a go Kabuto!" Mario dared.
"Hmph…" Kabuto zipped at Mario. Mario tried to stomp on Kabuto, an attack Kabuto simply rolled under to get behind Mario's leg. "Try this." Kabuto's hand became covered in chakra and touched the back of Mario's leg near his heel before removing his hand as if he were cutting something with a knife.
"Gah!" Mario gasped in pain. He shrunk back to his normal size and stood up on the leg Kabuto didn't touch. Kabuto tried to take this opening by running at Mario. Mario managed to turn around with a flaming hand.
"He's going to throw a fireball." Kabuto stopped and leaped to the side, however Mario didn't throw the fireball straight at him and instead threw it to the side Kabuto jumped to and nailed Kabuto in the shoulder. "Ugh!" Kabuto grunted before he rolled across the ground to put out the flames. "Not bad." Kabuto complimented.
"…" Mario simply stood on his right leg while staying off of his left foot.
"I see you've already realized that I cut the Achilles tendon in your left leg, using medical jutsu in combat requires a lot of precision, but at the size you were at, it was far easier to target vital muscles." Kabuto explained. He then smirked, adjusted his glasses, and twirled his knife in his hand "I wonder… how long can you last with just one leg to support you?"
Meanwhile…
"Hmph… you think I'm afraid of a few toys?" Ganondorf asked, looking at Jin and his assortment of weaponry, unimpressed.
"You already know of the power the armor and my sword posses." Jin said. "But now you'll see what all four can do!" Jin swung the twin swords he was holding and sent a gust of wind at Ganondorf.
"Hmph…" Ganondorf ran straight at Jin, ignoring the slight cuts he got from the wind attack, while pulling a fist back. "Ha!" Jin ducked the punch, the tip of the mounted flame sword pointed right at Ganondorf.
"Fire!" Flame erupted from the sword with enough force to send Ganondorf flying backwards.
"Umph!" Ganondorf grunted when he hit the ground. "Why you… whoa!" Ganondorf jumped back when one of the three blade whips extended from Jin's back and tried to stab him. The other two lunged at Ganondorf immediately, but Ganondorf quickly grabbed them both in his hands.
"Heh…" The third one that tried to stab Ganondorf earlier lunged at Ganondorf's chest.
"Pft…" Ganondorf quickly bit down on one of the ones he grabbed earlier, and grabbed the third blade whip, holding all three of them in his hands and teeth. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…" Ganondorf then yanked on the whips as hard as he could.
"Whoa!" Jin was pulled through the air towards Ganondorf, who had brought a leg back ready for a kick.
BOOM
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Ganondorf thrust his foot straight up in to Jin's gut and sent Jin flying in to the air. "You…" Jin pointed both of the wind swords at Ganondorf and sent a downward gust of wind that nearly brought Ganondorf down to one knee.
"You think… you can make me kneel!?" Ganondorf charged up an orb of energy in his hand and threw it at Jin.
"Heh…" The energy orb was simply absorbed by Jin's armor. Jin then sent a few fireballs downward towards Ganondorf.
"…" Ganondorf kept leaping back to avoid the fireballs and grinned at Jin. "Ha… you think you can really beat me like that?"
"…" Jin landed with a smirk on his face. "On the contrary… I don't have to beat you…"
"What do you mean?" Ganondorf asked.
"The founder of my village… has use for your power." Jin said.
"What?" Ganondorf asked. "Hm?" Ganondorf was surprised when a metal arc rose up over him.
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG click
"Hey what is this!?" Ganondorf yelled. The arc rotated around him and soon enclosed him in a dome of metal.
BAM BAM
"Get me out of here!" Ganondorf shouted angrily, fruitlessly punching against the inner wall of the dome.
"Ha ha ha… all according to plan." Jin chuckled.
Meanwhile…
"Your brothers? You're all related?" T. Link asked, maintaining his fighting stance.
"That's correct." Renga said smiling, standing and crossing his arms confidently.
"So do you want revenge or something?" T. Link asked.
"Actually I should be thanking you… with the two of them dead I will now get their portion of the reward Orochimaru promised us for your deaths." Renga said. "I would have killed them afterwards anyways; all you did was save me the trouble."
"You'd kill your own brothers!? That's heartless!" T. Link shouted.
"Hm… say what you'd like, but how about we make a deal? You tell me where your friends are, and I'll let you go."
"…" T. Link stood still for a minute, he then whipped out his bow and arrow and fired an arrow at Renga. "As if I'd trust someone who'd kill their own brothers!"
"True." Renga said, standing motionless as the arrow flew at him. The arrow suddenly bounced off of an invisible object a few inches away from Renga.
"What the heck? Okay try this!" T. Link attached to a bomb to a second arrow before firing it at Renga. This time Renga jumped in to the air and landed on something in mid-air.
KABOOM
The bomb exploded harmlessly underneath him. "How are you doing that!?" T. Link asked.
"The same way that I do this…" Renga said smirking.
"Huh?" T. Link noticed that a small spot of sunlight was beginning to burn a hole in the shoulder of his tunic. "AH!" He scrambled away quickly as the sunlight suddenly intensified and burnt a dark hole in the ground before it trailed after him.
Meanwhile…
"Fox…" Wolf started to say.
"Yeah?" Fox asked in response.
"I hate you." Wolf said. He, Fox, and Falco were now on the ground, surrounded by giant snakes.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Fox asked.
"Why didn't you shoot that one behind me?" Wolf asked angrily.
"Well excuse me for derailing your train of thought, but we have bigger problems right now." Fox said while eyeing the giant snakes.
"Heh… in the air, or on the ground I'll take them down just the same." Falco said confidently.
"Hmph… fine let's go." Wolf dashed at the closest snake to him and leaped at it. "Ha!" Wolf zipped at the snake, leaving a pinkish trail of light behind him. The moment he got close he palm-thrust the snake's underbelly and sent a slight shock up the snake's body.
"Hssssss!"
"Ha!" Fox pointed two, fully charged blasters at one of the snakes and fired them both, hitting the snake with two charged blasts.
"Hs!" The snake hissed in slight pain before it lunged at Fox.
"Fox illusion!" Fox jumped and then zipped across the top of the snake's head, leaving a visible mark on the snake's head.
"Here we go!" Falco leaped high in to the air while firing his blasters at the third snake.
"Hssss!" The annoyed snake lunged at Falco to eat him.
"Heh…" Falco pulled his reflector device off of his belt and kicked the small disk at the snake. It flicked on at that moment and after the snake tried pushing against it for a second it was forced to recoil from the device, just as it came back to Falco.
"Fire Fox!"
"Fire Bird!"
"Fire Wolf!"
All three of them launched themselves at their respective targets; Fox and Falco were enveloped in flames while Wolf was enveloped in strangely purple air. They circled around their targets, burning and hitting them multiple times as they did so, when they were finished the snakes fell to the ground defeated. "Piece of cake." Falco said.
"Heh… no sweat." Wolf smirked.
"Wait… Wolf why did you call your attack Fire Wolf? You weren't covered in fire." Fox pointed out.
"I was "firing" myself at my target you dumb pup!" Wolf grunted.
"That's stupid! You're not a bullet!" Falco yelled.
"At least it sounds better than your attacks." Wolf argued back.
"Yeah right! You just couldn't think of a better name!" Fox accused before the three continued to argue pointlessly over their attack names.
Meanwhile…
"Whoa ho!" Mario jumped towards a street post and climbed up it as quickly as he could with one, barely functional leg. At this point Mario was quite heavily beaten with a number of bruises and light cuts on his body.
"You've done quite impressively; any other opponent would have surely been killed without a leg to use." Kabuto complimented before he threw several scalpels at Mario.
"…" Mario got to the top of the post, did a handstand on top of it and flipped off the top of it through the air. "Here we go-a!" Mario threw fireballs down below as he sailed over the top of Kabuto. Kabuto effortlessly managed to dodge all of these fireballs while he drew more scalpels. The moment Mario was about to land he hurled the scalpels at Mario.
"Ha!" Mario pulled out his yellow cape and reflected the scalpels back at Kabuto.
"!!!" Kabuto couldn't avoid the attacks and was stabbed in multiple places on his torso by his own scalpels before he fell back motionless.
"Hm? Wait a minute-a… whoa!" Mario flipped backwards just as Kabuto suddenly tried to heel drop him from above.
"Perceptive." Kabuto then dashed at Mario and threw a punch. "He saw that I had used a dead body I summoned to substitute myself."
"Whoa!" Mario was not able to properly land and block Kabuto's punch with only one leg to support his weight on, thus Mario fell on to his back.
"…" Kabuto grinned menacingly at Mario and stabbed his knife downwards towards Mario.
"Grrrr…" Mario used his free hand to grab Kabuto's hand and try and push his arm away. "Try this-a!" Mario used his good leg to kick Kabuto hard enough to send Kabuto tumbling over him. As Mario got up he reached in to one of his pockets with his right hand and he used his left hand to throw a fireball at Kabuto.
"You're quite persistent!" Kabuto dispelled the fireball with a wave of his hand and grabbed Mario's arm with a glowing hand before yanking it away in a cutting motion.
"Ah!" Mario gasped before he jumped back, pulling a small case out of his pocket.
"You won't last with just one arm and one leg now Mario, but don't worry I'll make sure you advance mine and Orochimaru-sama's research considerably." Kabuto said.
"Don't be so-a sure." Mario opened the case and used his thumb to flick a green and white pill out of the case. Mario caught it in his mouth and swallowed the pill whole just as Kabuto was about to stab him. "Firebrand-a!" Mario stepped forward on his left foot, and thrust his fiery left palm at Kabuto.
BAM
"Guh!" Kabuto was sent flying back with a hole burnt in to the clothing covering most of his torso and badly burnt skin. "How…?"
"That-a pill was made from-a one up-a mushroom-a." Mario said. "It-a restored-a those muscles you cut-a." Mario said. "Although it didn't quite-a fix all of my-a cuts and bruises-a."
"I see…" Kabuto said smirking, standing up. "I nearly forgot that you were a doctor, heh…"
"Hm? Mama-mia!" To Mario's horror, the burnt flesh on Kabuto's body was repairing itself right before his eyes.
"But you aren't the only one with the capacity to heal your own wounds." Kabuto smirked. "Anytime you hurt me, I can just heal myself with my chakra, you will lose Mario."
Meanwhile…
"Does this guy… ever slow down?" One of the Sonic Ninjas grumbled as they continued their pursuit of Sonic.
"He has to tire out eventually."
"Hm? Whoa!" Sonic suddenly fell down a pit he didn't notice and tumbled in to the center of the sand pit. "Aw nuts… hm? Did something happen here?" Sonic asked, noticing how some of the sand looked like it was all converging on the center of the pit.
"Now we've got him!" The five Sonic Ninjas jumped down in to the bottom of the pit and surrounded Sonic. "These aren't smooth like those coliseum walls, you won't be getting out of this pit near as fast."
"Eh… I've run up worse walls, but I have to admit, I can't keep running forever." Sonic said. "So come on, step it up!" Sonic dared.
Meanwhile…
"Ha ha ha… all according to plan." Jin chuckled.
"All according to what plan?"
"Hm?" Jin turned around to see Link, Meta-Knight, Olimar, and Olimar's pikmin. "Ah… as expected, you managed to defeat everyone else."
"Don't try anything stupid, we've seen what those weapons can do and we defeated them to get to here." Meta-Knight warned.
"That and all three of us are here!" Olimar said while pointing a finger at Jin.
"Let Ganondorf go and run." Link warned.
"I'm afraid I can't do that." Jin said with a smile.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!" Ganondorf's yell pierced through the metal dome.
"What the…? What's going on in there?" Link asked.
"Ganondorf's incredible magic power is being drained as we speak, and soon Seimei will be revived!" Jin shouted.
"I don't know who that is but I'm afraid we can't let you do that!" Meta-Knight said before rushing straight at Jin.
"…" Jin swung both of the swords he was holding and sent a whirlwind at Meta-Knight.
"Mach Tornado!" Meta-Knight spun around and around and formed an orange tornado around himself before clashing with Jin's tornado, dispelling it just as Link dashed forward while wearing boots with wings on them.
"Hover boots!" Link lunged forward abnormally quickly and thrust his sword at Jin.
"…" The black sword on Jin's armor blasted a fireball at Link. Link raised his shield but the fireball somehow ruined Link's momentum and caused Link to skid backwards somewhat.
"Crud… my hover boots make me too lightweight, that fireball wouldn't have blown me back otherwise." Link cringed. Link ducked just as Meta-Knight's sword beam flew overhead at Jin.
"You three aren't bad." Jin back-flipped through the air. "Oh and by the way…" The blade whips on Jin's back suddenly thrust towards the metal dome and rapidly stabbed away at the Pikmin beating on the dome, killing them on each hit.
"Waaaaaooooooohhhhh…"
"No!" Olimar shouted in despair. "I thought the red ones heating the dome up and then the purple ones beating on it would get through but it wasn't working." Olimar said.
"You're next!" Jin's blade whips extended towards Olimar to stab him.
"Wahoo!" Olimar's many remaining Pikmin jumped to his defense and grabbed on to the blade whips, weighing them down and keeping them from reaching Olimar.
"My sword can't cut the dome either!" Meta-Knight cringed as he gave up slashing at the dome and ran back towards Jin.
"Distract him!" Link yelled as he dashed towards the dome, his hover boots still equipped.
"No you don't!" Jin aimed one of the wind swords at Link and sent a breeze towards him. However Meta-Knight jumped in the way and spun his sword in front of him to deflect the breeze.
"Ha!" Link jumped high in to the air,
"Wahoo!" A bunch of yellow and white pikmin latched on to Jin and began beating on him.
"Iron boots!" Link's boots flashed and were replaced by the heavy iron boots,
"Dimensional cape!" Meta-Knight wrapped himself in his cloak and then disappeared.
"Megaton hammer!" Link pulled out his hammer as he began to fall towards the dome.
"Gah where'd he go?" Jin asked as he tried to shake the pikmin off of him.
"Shuttle loop combo!" Meta-Knight reappeared in front of Jin, slashed him once before suddenly doing a vertical slash before looping through the air, and swooping past Jin with his sword drawn.
"GAAAAAHHHH!!!" Jin shouted.
"HAAAAAAAAA!!!" Link shouted as he slammed the hammer down on top of the dome.
CLANG
"…Dang it." Link groaned as he picked his hammer back up to see the dome barely even had a dent.
"Ooooooggg…" Jin groaned, clutching some of the numerous cuts Meta-Knight gave him.
"Surrender now!" Meta-Knight demanded.
"You aren't able to use those weapons well enough to beat us!" Olimar shouted.
"You're right… I can't use these weapons to their full potential…" Jin said smirking.
"Hm?" Link then noticed a part of the nearby cliff wall burst to reveal a stone coffin.
"But HE can…" Jin said smirking. "Great Seimei! Take my body as your host! I give my life to you!" In a flash of light, Jin's weapons flew to the coffin and another glowing blue light flew from inside Jin's body towards the coffin before Jin dropped dead.
"What was that about?" Olimar asked.
"… Keep your guard up." Meta-Knight said as the coffin opened back up.
"What the heck…?" Link asked.
"Hmmmm… so that's how they revived me…" A man with white hair, and a large white outfit floated out the coffin. Surrounding him were the lion head armor with the fire sword mounted like a horn, and the wind swords hanging out of its mouth like fangs. And the blade whips that were mounted on the back had now taken on their draconic appearance, bearing their fangs.
"Wh-who are you!?" Olimar shouted in surprise.
"I am Seimei, the founder of Takumi village… and with these weapons in my hands… you cannot win." Seimei said calmly and arrogantly.
Meanwhile…
"Ah!" T. Link had to outrun yet another ray of sunlight through the woods. The sunlight was intense enough to tear down the trees behind T. Link as he ran. "I should be out of his sight, how can he see me?" T. Link asked.
"Heh… my ice lenses are perfect. They intensify the sun's rays to form my powerful attack, and what's more, by reflecting off of each other I can constantly watch where you are." Renga thought to himself as he peered through a small lens in front of eye, this lens was attached to a chain of ice lenses that were trailing in to the woods.
"AH!" T. Link stopped short just as another beam of sunlight nearly hit him. "He floats, blocks my attacks, and fires sunlight at me from places he can't even see me. How do I beat him!? Hm?" T. Link looked to the side to see a large lens of ice with an image of Renga's eye on it. "Ice? Hey I think I get it!"
"Hm?" Renga noticed T. Link running out the woods with an arrow notched on his bow. "That again?"
"Fire arrow!" T. Link fired an arrow covered in flames at Renga.
"So you figured out my technique." Renga said smirking. "However…" The arrow then stopped a few inches away from Renga. "You'll see that is about as effective as trying to thaw a lake with a match."
"What!? OOF!!!" T. Link then suddenly got slammed in the abdomen by an ice disk that he saw too late to dodge. The attack knocked T. Link right on his back.
"Goodbye." Renga said as he had an ice lens focus a ray of light on T. Link.
Meanwhile…
"Geez… they've been fighting for hours…" Ron Host said in awe. He was still tied up to the post, around him the roof had become covered in a miniature forest, limbs sprawled everywhere, chunks of the roof were missing while others were burnt or soaked. Harris and Heidi had their swords drawn while Orochimaru had his own sword out. Harris and Heidi both had cuts and bruises on their body while Orochimaru lacked any apparent wounds.
"I expected more from you…" Orochimaru said. "Though suffice to say I am impressed that you managed to seal away my reincarnated tools."
"Toying with life the way you do… it makes me sick." Harris spat. He lunged at Orochimaru and swung his left sword diagonally. Orochimaru dodged and swung his own sword, which was quickly blocked by Harris' right sword. He then swung his left sword upward and knocked Orochimaru's sword out of his hand.
"!!!" Orochimaru ducked a follow up thrust from Harris while quickly forming hand signs. "Wind release: Great Breakthrough!" Orochimaru blew a powerful gust of wind that blew Harris backwards with considerable force.
"Shadowbind!" Heidi ran forward, slid underneath the wind blast, and fired an arrow in between Orochimaru's legs that struck his shadow just as he stood up.
"What? I can't move…" Orochimaru thought.
"You're dead Orochimaru!" Heidi dashed forward with her sword poised to stab Orochimaru.
"Not quite my dear…" Orochimaru managed to move two fingers, making a gesture as if trying to call something to him. Orochimaru's sword suddenly floated upward, pointed at Heidi and rocketed towards her.
"No!" Harris got up and ran to stop the sword. As he dived for it snakes slithered out from Orochimaru's wrist, jumped at Harris and wrapped themselves around him. "Guh!"
SHING
"Urk…" Heidi was stabbed from behind, Orochimaru's sword protruding from her right chest, the only reason that it didn't entirely pierce through her was that Harris barely managed to grab the sword by the blade and was trying to pull it out with one hand.
"Grrrr…" Orochimaru grunted. Heidi's sword missed his heart, but it still stabbed through him. Orochimaru had gotten enough movement back to use one of his hands to grab Heidi's sword by the blade and, like Harris, was trying to pull it out of him with a single hand. "You… won't stop… Smash Town's Destruction…" Orochimaru grunted.
…Notes…
This will be wrapped up very soon. Oh and the next chapter will be posted once I finish proof-reading it.
