"Why does my butthole have a burning sensation when I fart?"

Inuyasha asked this question so seriously that for a moment it almost seemed like a logical question. Koga was the first to comment.

"That's some powerful gas."

Inuyasha said and did nothing for a moment before an evil smirk spread across his face. He quickly ran off to his dad's office room downstairs.

"Dare I ask why..." Sesshomaru said, trailing off.

Moments later, a loud ripping noise was heard, followed by a horrified yell.

"OH GOD! CAN'T... BREATHE!"