Shendo: (inside the closet) OK, OK! IÕll be happy. Just let me out of this closet.
Ingtou: Did you here something?
Zazbo: I heard a barrel of apples singing the theme song of ÒTeen TitansÓ.
Ingtou: Right. Um, Zazbo? Were you on the head too many times as a child?
Zazbo: Yes!
Shendo: Listen to me! IÕm Happy! Let me out!
Achetti: Is anyone going to let him out?
Ingtou: Let who out?
Zazbo: A cup of cheese.
Shendo: ME!
Ingtou: Is that you, Shendo?
Shendo: (sarcastic) Nooo. ItÕs santa clause. OF COURSE ITÕS ME YOU IDIOT!!!! WHO ELSE COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!!! I MEAN YOU HAVENÕT LOCKED ANYONE ELSE UP HAVE YOU?
Ingtou: .
Achetti: Have you?
Ingtou: ...oh look at the time! I have to leave now! Bye! (runs out the door)
Achetti: I donÕt even want to know.
Chapter 36 (with Yochi)
Old man: Yochi, why havenÕt you finished off stephen and his muses?
Yochi: Um, well you see, TheyÕve got friends that are helping them.
Old man: Friends? How could a loser, a loner, an idiot, and two furry freaks have friends? TheyÕre a bunch of misfits. Who in their right mind would be friends with them?
Yochi: Um, well, beats me. but apparently some people like losers, loners, idiots, and freaks.
Old man: IÕll be back to check on you a week from now. IÕll do what Achetti failed to do three years ago.
Yochi: (shaking) Y-y-yes M-master.
(IngtouÕs house)
Achetti: (wakes up) Zazbo, what are you doing?
Zazbo: (staring at him) We hates it. We hates it. My precious.
Achetti: Um, ok. IÕll just go take my shower now. (goes into the bathroom) IÕm going to kill the idiot who decided to let him watch ÒThe Lord of the RingsÓ 50 times in a row. (hears zazbo scratching at the door) What is it, Zazbo?
Zazbo: We wants it, we wants it. Gollum.
Achetti: Should have seen that one coming a mile away. Next thing you know he'll be after someone's ring.
Katie: (offscreen) Hey! What are you doing? That's mine! Don't you dare! Get away from me!
Achetti: (--U) Yep.
(later) Achetti: (walks out of the bathroom in a towel)
Ingtou: Hey there Achetti.
Achetti: GET OUT OF MY ROOM! WHAT IS THIS, SOME FIND OF MUSEUM!
Zazbo: ...and over to the left you'll see Achetti's bed.
Achetti: OUT!!! (shoves Ingtou and Zazbo out of the room and shuts the door) This is going to be a bad day.
Ingtou: I wonder where LWP went. She missed out.
Katie: (walks around the corner feeding Tuari a bottle of milk) Missed what?
Ingtou: (grins) Oh nothing.
Achetti: (walks out of the room fully dressed) If you ever come into my room again, will rip off your limbs and shove them down your throats.
Ingtou: Well, you should be more careful. It could have been anyone.
Achetti: No, because this is the time of day that people eat breakfast. You are all supposed to be eating breakfast insyead of coming up here and bothering me.
Ingtou: Oh yeah. (stomach growls) I knew I forgot something.
Stephen: (comes out of his room) What on earth is going on out here?
Tuari: GWAMPA!
Stephen: Gwampa?
Ingtou: (snickers) We're all one big happy family. Aren't we dad?
Zazbo: But he hates us.
Shendo: No he doesn't.
Ingtou: When did you get here?
Omi: Hello!
Achetti: Could we go downstairs now? It's getting crowded.
Kimiko: I agree with you, Achetti. Zazbo: I can't feel my belly button.
Shendo: (shudders) Thank you for sharing that, Zazbo.
Britany: Do you guys hear something cracking?
(floor gives way)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
(CRASH)
Shendo: Ow.
Ingtou: Pain.
Raimundo: You said it.
Zazbo: Let's do that again!
Achetti:How about not and say we did.
Ingtou: Someone's got my tail in a deathgrip.
Stephen: Well this is definately awkward.
Britany: All I can see is the color purple.
Shendo: I think we know who that is. Don't we, Ingtou?
Ingou: (blushes) yeah.
Achetti: (groans) My arm.
Clay: Someone's arm is glowing a bright red.
Shendo: Achetti, which arm?
Achetti: My right arm, why?
Shendo: Oh, crap.
Stephen: What is it.
Shendo: That's his scarred arm.
Zazbo: ACHETTI!!! (pushes everyone off)
Ingtou: Zazbo, why didn't you do that in the first place?
Zazbo: I don't know.
Shendo: Achetti, roll up your sleeve.
Achetti: (rolls up his right sleeve)
Shendo: Your scar is spreading across your whole arm. and it looks infected.
Ingtou: And it's glowing.
Achetti: (grits his teeth) It hurts. (falls unconscious)
Stephen: Get him to the hospital!
Ingtou: We can't. The doctors are on strike.
Tuari: (starts crying) DADDY!
TBC Shendo: A cliffhanger. Please don't hurt me!
R & R
Ingtou: Did you here something?
Zazbo: I heard a barrel of apples singing the theme song of ÒTeen TitansÓ.
Ingtou: Right. Um, Zazbo? Were you on the head too many times as a child?
Zazbo: Yes!
Shendo: Listen to me! IÕm Happy! Let me out!
Achetti: Is anyone going to let him out?
Ingtou: Let who out?
Zazbo: A cup of cheese.
Shendo: ME!
Ingtou: Is that you, Shendo?
Shendo: (sarcastic) Nooo. ItÕs santa clause. OF COURSE ITÕS ME YOU IDIOT!!!! WHO ELSE COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!!! I MEAN YOU HAVENÕT LOCKED ANYONE ELSE UP HAVE YOU?
Ingtou: .
Achetti: Have you?
Ingtou: ...oh look at the time! I have to leave now! Bye! (runs out the door)
Achetti: I donÕt even want to know.
Chapter 36 (with Yochi)
Old man: Yochi, why havenÕt you finished off stephen and his muses?
Yochi: Um, well you see, TheyÕve got friends that are helping them.
Old man: Friends? How could a loser, a loner, an idiot, and two furry freaks have friends? TheyÕre a bunch of misfits. Who in their right mind would be friends with them?
Yochi: Um, well, beats me. but apparently some people like losers, loners, idiots, and freaks.
Old man: IÕll be back to check on you a week from now. IÕll do what Achetti failed to do three years ago.
Yochi: (shaking) Y-y-yes M-master.
(IngtouÕs house)
Achetti: (wakes up) Zazbo, what are you doing?
Zazbo: (staring at him) We hates it. We hates it. My precious.
Achetti: Um, ok. IÕll just go take my shower now. (goes into the bathroom) IÕm going to kill the idiot who decided to let him watch ÒThe Lord of the RingsÓ 50 times in a row. (hears zazbo scratching at the door) What is it, Zazbo?
Zazbo: We wants it, we wants it. Gollum.
Achetti: Should have seen that one coming a mile away. Next thing you know he'll be after someone's ring.
Katie: (offscreen) Hey! What are you doing? That's mine! Don't you dare! Get away from me!
Achetti: (--U) Yep.
(later) Achetti: (walks out of the bathroom in a towel)
Ingtou: Hey there Achetti.
Achetti: GET OUT OF MY ROOM! WHAT IS THIS, SOME FIND OF MUSEUM!
Zazbo: ...and over to the left you'll see Achetti's bed.
Achetti: OUT!!! (shoves Ingtou and Zazbo out of the room and shuts the door) This is going to be a bad day.
Ingtou: I wonder where LWP went. She missed out.
Katie: (walks around the corner feeding Tuari a bottle of milk) Missed what?
Ingtou: (grins) Oh nothing.
Achetti: (walks out of the room fully dressed) If you ever come into my room again, will rip off your limbs and shove them down your throats.
Ingtou: Well, you should be more careful. It could have been anyone.
Achetti: No, because this is the time of day that people eat breakfast. You are all supposed to be eating breakfast insyead of coming up here and bothering me.
Ingtou: Oh yeah. (stomach growls) I knew I forgot something.
Stephen: (comes out of his room) What on earth is going on out here?
Tuari: GWAMPA!
Stephen: Gwampa?
Ingtou: (snickers) We're all one big happy family. Aren't we dad?
Zazbo: But he hates us.
Shendo: No he doesn't.
Ingtou: When did you get here?
Omi: Hello!
Achetti: Could we go downstairs now? It's getting crowded.
Kimiko: I agree with you, Achetti. Zazbo: I can't feel my belly button.
Shendo: (shudders) Thank you for sharing that, Zazbo.
Britany: Do you guys hear something cracking?
(floor gives way)
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
(CRASH)
Shendo: Ow.
Ingtou: Pain.
Raimundo: You said it.
Zazbo: Let's do that again!
Achetti:How about not and say we did.
Ingtou: Someone's got my tail in a deathgrip.
Stephen: Well this is definately awkward.
Britany: All I can see is the color purple.
Shendo: I think we know who that is. Don't we, Ingtou?
Ingou: (blushes) yeah.
Achetti: (groans) My arm.
Clay: Someone's arm is glowing a bright red.
Shendo: Achetti, which arm?
Achetti: My right arm, why?
Shendo: Oh, crap.
Stephen: What is it.
Shendo: That's his scarred arm.
Zazbo: ACHETTI!!! (pushes everyone off)
Ingtou: Zazbo, why didn't you do that in the first place?
Zazbo: I don't know.
Shendo: Achetti, roll up your sleeve.
Achetti: (rolls up his right sleeve)
Shendo: Your scar is spreading across your whole arm. and it looks infected.
Ingtou: And it's glowing.
Achetti: (grits his teeth) It hurts. (falls unconscious)
Stephen: Get him to the hospital!
Ingtou: We can't. The doctors are on strike.
Tuari: (starts crying) DADDY!
TBC Shendo: A cliffhanger. Please don't hurt me!
R & R