Hey there space cats, this is Big Red aka TheFlyingRedJerk reporting live with a bigger and badder chapter for you all to enjoy. Fist things first, Ulala had been spying on the Legion of Subspace by warping in between the few warships like any intergalactic new reporter would do. This had been happening during the events of the past 30 or so chapters and she's finally going to spread the word with the help of some female allies. Instead of being shy, why don't you read it to see what suspense happens for our fellow reporter shall we?
The pink haired reporter looked into the transmitter on her wrist to see if anyone were to answer after her last words. Then, the tiny screen illuminated to show a blue alien with braids with the meanest look she had ever seen. This made Ulala smile slightly since this was just the right girl she needed to speak to.
"That's good to know Ulala since I finally know what the hell TJ was up to for these past few weeks. I can't wait to have a word with him whenever this damn subspace situation is over. It's good that you and your friend had stopped by Funkotron just to take me here," said the sassy alien.
Ulala tilted her head slightly in confusion since she recalled having no friends from Space Channel 5. Soon as she knew exactly who Latisha was talking about, she twitched her face in annoyance.
"I wouldn't necessarily call her a friend at all, Latisha! We just knew each other and fought to see who had the better channel many times in the past. Speaking of "her", is Pudding ready with the ship yet?" she asked in the nicest way.
A hip girl with a blue outfit and green brains appeared onto the scene in the most obnoxious way possible to Ulala's displeasure.
"Good evening, my pink haired girlfriend! It's me, Pudding! I have the ship nice and ready with all the juice we need to escape and make this news widespread on my …. eeerrr our channels soon," she said loudly.
She had the attitude of a queen bee and the need for attention, which is why these two were rivals in the past and fought for the most popular new channel constantly. Ulala had to put her hatred for her beside just this once since these two are all the universe had to make the Legion of Subspace's plans be spread to the public, even to places that were left completely unscathed by any Subspace Diffusion Bomb.
"That's good to Pudding and I really hope you still aren't obsessed with making your rockin' show more popular with this scenario since it's more than just a scoop. It's also to keep this world from being taken over by the nastiest baddies in the universe. Other than that, how's Tillis doing with the weapons on this ship?" said the jazzy reporter.
The blue alien chick gazed towards the right to see how her ally was doing and looked back at her boss for the answers.
"She's just about done with everything after giving the ship enough energy for special defenses and stuff. She's just worried about how Shou's doing with his group; I believe he's with a guy called Vyse or some mess. She's ready to speak to right about now, Ulala," Latisha said before beckoning her human ally to come.
A peach colored woman wearing an orange skintight spacesuit stepped beside the blue alien and waved to her captain from the transmitter's screen.
"Ulala, I've spoken with Shou and he's taking care of some business with your friend Vyse. They've been visiting certain areas with subspace and started to conduct some research on how these Shadow Fiends were created. I've made sure that the blasters are fully loaded and the ship's many control systems were fully functional. Aika does think however that we should think about leaving soon since things are getting rough with these Russian flighters around," she explained.
The pink haired reporter made a pouty look and sighs quietly in response to this since she's wasting enough time.
"Alright, I'll make it out of here as fast as possible. Make sure that the ship stays nice and tight until I get there," she whispered.
"Gotcha, Ulala! I'll make sure that things go smoothly before you say "Chu chu chu!," said the blue rocking reporter.
The transmitter shut shuts down and Ulala steadiest herself for the get away as planned until she hear a few heavy steps. Something big was heading her way and she knew that warping was the best way of staying out of sight.
Shoot! Gotta go fast or else I'll be caught.
Did her stylish pose to activate her Funky Teleporter, but something didn't seem quite right. Its battery ran out and there's no way out for someone like her, putting Ulala in a sticky situation.
Oh shoot! Now I'm really in trouble and to think I was going to get out fast enough. I guess I have to come clean.
A large yellow creature with a big gut came into view lumbering towards the door to see his master about his victory.
"Hey Master Zik, I we had successfully defeated those stinking dragons that had been giving us trouble for days!" Zomom bellowed.
Before Ulala could surrender herself honorably, she was shoved aside as if she weren't important by the hungry behemoth since he thought she was someone new that joined the ship. The reporter looked back at him with a shocked look as if he was either too stupid or she was extremely lucky to not have been caught by him.
"Wow, I guess I'm off the hook. Now to leave this ship as soon as possible," she said after coming to her senses.
Soon as she turned around, she stopped as a nearly 5 foot tall purple creature stood before her with a manic expression. Ulala knew that she's really in trouble since Zazz unlike his dimwitted partner knows that she's no villain with a fabulous get up like that and the fact that he heard her say "escape".
"If you think that I'll be dumb enough to let you get away, then think again woman! I wouldn't think of any villain that would want to leave this ship so soon and you look too innocent to be a real villain," said the crazed Zeti.
Ulala begins sweating compulsively as if she had lost her cool as the bloodthirsty purple freak stood before her. She thought about how in hell she would get out of this mess without her Funky Teleporter as he still stood with his lanky arms outstretched.
What should I do to escape this mess? I know that he must be a deadly fighter, so attacking him would cause a lot of controversy. He seems like he's not going to let me pass him peacefully, so doing so would lead me to being crushed.
She gazed at the spiked accessories on his body and then glances at the punk rock hairstyle he had to come up with a proper conclusion.
I got it! Maybe I should prompt this guy to dance with my stylish reporting skills since he looks like the fan of that genre. Just the type of method that you are looking for when in tight situations like these, girl.
Ulala took a deep sigh and starts to do a series of hip dancing to the tune of her main theme "Mexican Flyer" to much of the purple Zeti's shock. Her movements were elegant and funky to execute the right dancing methods to fully hypnotize even the rudest of all alien baddies. She felt the beat of her heart, which beats at a normal speed, to time her movements in a calm manner with her microphone in hand.
"What the hell are you doing, lady? I have no time to..."
He eventually started to move his arms to the beat and shifted his tiny legs accordingly as the dancing spell had fully enveloped him thanks to Ulala's tactic. She had stricken a pose to make Zazz do so with her and glanced at him with her bewitching looks that many of her viewers would see.
"Let's dance for Space Channel 5, baby!" she said before the two started to have their funky duet together.
They did a few famous disco moves ranging from the Point to the Robot under a disco lit hallway in what appears to be her many dance numbers. Dancing was Ulala's specialty and this is her main method of carrying out her job and defeating Morolians this way being the hip reporter she was. The dance had continued for a great two minutes as Zazz appears to be completely absorbed in the dancing spell, giving her the opportunity to run.
"Later, alligator!" she shouts before running off into the halls to the point of no return.
"Hey! I'm doing better than I thought thanks to you! Bye woman and make sure that you came back later for more dancing lessons!" said the purple Zeti while doing pelvic thrusts.
The pink haired reporter kept running down the halls like life had depended on it in hopes of finding the quickest way out of there.
Considering how many areas that I had explored, I could take this hall to the docking station so that I could head out to the ship. I can't stay here too long since I do not want to get caught.
She took a left and heads down the hall since see knew that the passage to the exit is just several away from as she noticed a vast peacock-esque shadow appear, she stopped to think about where to go. As she notices a hall entrance to the right of her, Ulala ran into it to hide until whoever it was walk past. Apparently, it was none other than Father Balder, who is heading back to the same room where the Zeti went to tell the other villains the good news. He seemed silent as usual, gazing down the dark halls and unimpressed with the annoying yet easy task that he was given to help his fellow legion members. Ulala ran even deeper down the hall since she felt that this foe is too tough for her to handle and looked for somewhere to hide until he have gotten past.
The white-wearing holy man glanced at the hall's entrance to see if it was a stowaway soon as she had escaped into the darkness. Feeling that it could have been the wind instead of a real threat, he did a sarcastic scoff and keeps walking down the hall. The reporter in white ran until she had reached a massive white bathroom and bends down from exhaustion. She pants after the amount of running and dancing she had done earlier, sweat trickled down the driest portions of her face. It's not only due to the extreme "exercise", but because of the fact that this room is already humid from many people taking hot baths way before her arrival. She looked up and finally noticed that she was indeed in a safe place where she could possible look around for some more clues of the Legion's plans.
During the walk past the many bath stalls and sinks, she noticed a massive tub full of pink bubbles and hot water as if it's ready for anyone to take a dip. Ulala walked a little closer to the bubbly tub and looked at the reflection of herself to double-check if there any other suspicious material in it before she could quickly rinse her sweaty face. The water itself looks mostly normal with the steaming texture emitting from it and the water is most likely pink from the bubble bath that's in it.
"Well, I guess there's no law that says a superstar like me can't clean my face while I'm hiding here," she said.
The reporter had cupped the right amount of soapy water lathered it onto certain parts of her face that needed it; while avoiding her makeup and lipstick at the same time since she didn't have any spares at the moment. Suddenly, an ominous poof could be heard a few feet away from the room after she was done enjoying her face wash.
"Time for the Dark Prince to have his special bath after a long term victory for his new allies and friends!" said a sophisticated male voice.
Shoot, someone's here? I have to quickly find somewhere to hide before things get outta hand!
This prompted the reporter to squeeze behind the tight space behind the bubbly tub to avoid being seen. The dark lord himself finally arrived in the tub's room wearing nothing but a white towel to cover the sensitive regions of his surprisingly beautiful body. The green haired bishounen gazed at his precious bubbly bath with a look of anticipation and blushing in excitement like the spoiled guy he was.
"This is just so rewarding after a days work of creating enough Shadow Fiends to help out our special army. Now to soak this tired boy and dream about my marriage proposal with Arle after the invasion is over," he said before removing the towel.
Ulala made sure to listen close to him since he did mention the Shadow Fiends that he had been creating for the army based on the secret reports that she had taken during her espionage weeks. She heard the sound of the humanoid demon king stepping into the bubble bath with the watery ripples and mild slashing noises heard during any tub entrance. Satan had crossed his arms behind his horned head and sighs in relief during his steamy water bask session. He looked fairly young as he looked at the bathroom's ceiling in pleasure thinking about what fun he would have after this whole invasion was over.
Oh Arle, you will have no choice but to marry me after I finally take over more than just Puyo Land with the help of the Legion. My new henchmen with the help of my magic and Greedy's power are enough to make us an unstoppable form that could stop anyone that get's in our way. You are cute when you're angry which is why I still pursue you despite the many times you still reject my advances like you'd normally do to my henchmen Incubus.
He reached both of his arms out afterwards and allowed them to hang around the edges of the tub to further relax himself.
"Draco had finally moved on from going after me and started to date Incubus. Not only am I happy for the two, but I do admire their attraction towards each other. He used to be just a demon that I use to distract Arle from her quests, but he finally found someone to love that's as powerful as him. The look on his face when he actually told me the first time before the invasion actually made my heart warm up," he said sincerely.
This time, he actually sounded less sophisticated and more sympathetic which actually got to Ulala herself. She remembered that she actually did have feelings for Jaguar but, Galaxy Rules had said that she couldn't be associated with a bounty hunter like him. She remembered that very day when he had told her after Purge's plans were put to an end and it still had hurt her until this day.
"He is such a lucky bastard to even have the right woman with him despite his antagonism while a demon lord like me has no one in my life. I used to be very enthusiastic about making her marry me until I had realized that damn Schezo had been getting close to her over the years. Even he's a bigger pervert than me, yet she started warming up to him and fought by his side to defeat me the last few times. If only she could see that I actually have good qualities about me despite me actually being a powerful demon," he said with an even weaker voice.
He noticed that tears were rolling down his cheeks the more that he talks about Schezo and Arle's relationship, which is a side of him that he had never show around his friends or foes. The tears would drip quietly into the bubble bath as the miserable demon lord enjoyed his bath much less due to thinking about these troubling thoughts. Even though Ulala was starting to feel sorry for the poor guy, she knew that she had to wait until he's done with his bath before leaving out of here unnoticed.
I guess he knows I feel, not being able to be with the one you love because of certain circumstances. But wait, I have more important things to worry about like leaving this place unscathed like I've planned to do.
Satan still embraces this sorrowful moment while starting to lather his arms in soap for his bath, giving Ulala the opportunity to sneak past. She silently crawled from behind the tub and hoped to escape while a wet towel fell on her back.
Damn, my back is wet from a used towel! Can this day get any less great?
Satan noticed that he had accidentally dropped his bath towel and reached around for it blindly while the reporter squats silently. His hand hovered over the wet towel on her back at first, then it moved over to a more vulnerable area: her skirt. He grabbed on to it and tries to pull it, making the pink haired reporter blush severely in embarrassment.
That perverted demon is grabbing on my expensive space skirt! I knew that things would get even worse since I've stayed here too long!
Satan raised his brown and figured that this "towel" that he's grabbing is stuck and started to pull even harder with his left arm.
"Damn it, I don't recall this floor being sticky enough for the bath towel to get stuck onto. I'll just have to pull harder until I rip it off if that's the case," he complained while pulling.
Ulala had officially lost her patience and decided to grab the demon by his arm and yank him down with all her strength. This reporter is so fed up with this that her pretty face started to grow more terrifying within seconds.
"I maybe the towel was possessed with some type of dark magic. It must be Neff's doing since he doesn't like me that much!" he said while pulling his arm away.
Ulala turned her entire body around now that her skirt wasn't pulled on anymore and used both arms to tug even harder at Satan's arm in anger.
"Never touch me there again, you inhuman pervert!" she shouts before doing the last few tugs.
This caused the green haired demon lord to slide towards the edge of the bubbly tub and eventually fall out of it. Just the slight of his screaming face and exposed body was enough to make the reporter comically scream before the two collided on the solid hard ground. The two were in pain from their fall and the constant tugging as they lay unconsciously on each other's bodies, getting wetter from the bubble bath water and the rising humidity in the bathroom. The reporter's body had felt like it was crushed to death despite her body being laid on as opposed to being crush since that last pull id turn her green haired enemy into a falling body bag. Within a few minutes, Satan had slowly opened his eyes to see the beautiful space reporter below his naked body. He wasn't angry at all, but stunned by her visual beautiful and innocent posture alone that had separated her from Arle. In fact, he actually found her even more beautiful than his own adversary from a visual standpoint for which she had this radiant quality that had felt like it is "out of this world".
I don't know who she is, but she looks so beautiful and so exotic. Normally I would hate intruders, but I'll make an exception for this woman since she did go out of her way to spy on me unlike Draco. Her pink hair is like the hearts that I see from Draco, her gorgeous closed eyes look like they have that same quality as Rulue's and her body is almost as perfectly proportionate as Arle's. She looks like the perfect woman to be my queen for my kingdom for having such qualities. But what is it that my hand is sitting on? It just feels so some like a Puyo blob, but more solid. But not too solid like a Gray Puyo blob. The fascinated demon lord glanced at his right hand which is placed on the reporter able breast while she was unconscious. This caused his brown eyes to bug out in fear and his face to get as red as a Puyo blob. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! I'm touching her in the wrong place and she might kill me whenever she actually wakes up! The worst part is that I haven't proposed to her yet!
It was too late since Ulala slowly recovered from her concussion and tried to regain her sense now that her eyes were finally open. She felt the soft hand clutching her womanly chest and witnessed the horror with her own set of blue eyes, widening them in shock. Satan legitimately gasps like a wimp and flinched with closed eyes while awaiting his eventual slap on the face that might occur. The reporter was about to inflict violence until she was instantly captivated by the green haired demon's beautiful face. The effeminate yet masculine structure of his face and the long green hair were the main catchers of her attention as her heart felt like it was stolen by him during this moment. The demon lord slowly opened his bright red eyes and noticed the beautiful reporter gazing at his face, which eventually led him to gaze at her since her beautiful sapphire eyes were finally revealed to him. They were both captivated by each other's beauty despite the embarrassing positions that the two were in and they and completely forgotten what their original objectives were in this exciting moment.
So this is the demon lord's face? It's just so stunning that I could easily make a personal report about it. It even puts Jaguar and Purge's to shame because of that luscious hair and well crafted face alone. His eyes are red as a Morolian, but in a special way that really draws you in like any scoop.
But the demon lord's words about the Space Channel 5 representative were equally as interesting since she's really an interesting sight for someone that lived on Earth as opposed to the spacebound reporter.
She is one of the most interesting women that I had ever laid my ruby-esque eyes on. Her eyes are blue like Puyos, her lips are red like Puyos, and her suit matches the color of all variety's eyes to give her that innocent appearance. She's quite the beauty that has some qualities that Arle even lacks with that adorable hairstyle, cute outfit, and delicate body.
The two collapsed individuals were so speechless that one of them had to speak to make things less awkward at the moment.
"I've heard everything you've said and I really feel sorry for you. How can a girl like her not like someone as handsome as you despite your job as a bad guy? Since I normally hate anyone that's bad, I'll just make an exception for you since you're perfect in everyway, cool cat," Ulala said softly.
Just hearing her voice away had made Satan even more drawn into her beauty despite being a spy that was sent to foil the Legion of Subspace's plans.
"Well it's nice that you were really concerned for me and complimented my well inherited beauty, madam. Those kind words of yours not only made me more of a man, but respect you a lovely woman as opposed to an enemy even though I never knew what your original intentions were. Did I forget to mention that you have that radiant type of beauty that my nemesis lacks?" he said nicely with a smile.
Ulala glanced at her breast and back at him, which gave him a sign that he needed to give her some room. He slowly lifts his naked body off of her and helped the captivated reporter to her soaked knees. She was too lovesick to even care about his nudity or the fact that he's her enemy like he was for her.
"I would really like to know your name madam for which I really want to remember it since someone might be heading here soon. I would tell you mine's since we have to make this moment as quick as possible. I am the Dark Prince Satan who's the self proclaimed ruler of the eastern section of Puyo Land," said the noble demon while putting his right hand on his chest.
Ulala thought of what she had to do and clears her throat to make her introduction as discrete and clear as possible.
"I'm the reporter of Space Channel 5 Ulala at your service. I was reporting everything that you and the Legion of Subspace were doing for a while. Since my Funky Teleporter is out of battery life, I would have to find a way out of here fast enough without getting caught. But since we're most likely cool, I promise I won't tell them about you like you won't tell about me," she said with a flustered face.
Satan smiled as he listens to Ulala's heavenly voice and then remembered that some of the villains back in the Meeting Room might grow suspicious of his absence if he was gone for more than ten minutes. The demon lord stood up to reveal more of his well toned body and the reporter had covered her eyes after seeing something that she would rather not look at. He reached out his arm to create a massive dark portal by emitting a special dark magic that only he would know. One thing for sure is that the pink haired reporter had finally got a glimpse of one of the key ingredients required to create the Shadow Fiends, but remembered the promise she made to not say anything about him to her allies that were waiting for her outside the ship. Satan lowered his right arm after the portal is fully opened and had one last good look at his new secret admirer with his dark eyes.
"Ulala, it was nice meeting you and I'll be willing to help you escape in a faster way before anyone gets here. It was really nice getting to know you and I really don't want to be your enemy, but an ally that wants to be by your side. But it's pretty obvious that we can't be together for certain circumstances until you and your allies stop the Legion of Subspace's plans soon," he said with a smile.
Ulala nodded and observes the ominous portal with a very uneasy feeling since she had never seen a portal this dark.
"Satan, it's really nice that you've didn't report me to your allies and you seem like a very nice individual despite being a baddie. I promise that I won't inform anyone about our secret relatioshi…., I mean alliance and I'll just put most of the blame on Greedy as the creator of the Shadow Fiends. But I'll just say one last thing, is it really safe for me to jump inside of this portal?" she said nervously.
Satan had started to dry his hair during her conversation, but he did still hear her loud and clear to help out.
"Yes, this should be able to warp you to the bottom of the ship. From there, you can easily use that jetpack of yours to fly to the ship that you've taken here and you'll be able to leave her unnoticed. And don't worry, I won't tell anyone about you being here and I can be a good liar if it turned out someone did see you once. May we meet again when the Legion of Subspace has their eventual downfall, Miss Ulala," he said before winking.
The space reporter smiled and started to walk inside of the portal to meet her allies that were waiting outside. She turned back and waved goodbye to the handsome demon as the portal slowly started to close. He was still naked, but still took his opportunity to say goodbye regardless since this might be his last time seeing her physically before he might go to war. Deep down she really wanted to give him a hug before leaving, but there were more important manners to worry about like spreading the news to the world while it's being under attack by the Legion. The shadowy mouth had closed down and the reporter was officially out of the demon lord's sight for the short-lived romantic experience. He felt less sad and more happy since there was someone out there to appreciate him despite his status of being someone that antagonizes for a living. As slightly expected, Master Zik and a few other villains (Neff, Dedede, and Mishaela) had appeared in Satan's personal business to ask him a few questions other than to just see what was taking so long. He eventually went back to his egoistic self to show that nothing went wrong in case they get suspicious about him standing stark naked with no clothes yet.
"According to Zazz, we had a stowaway on this ship that had been spying on us and the other Legion fleets the whole time. Before he was hypnotized by a "dancing spell", he did describe her as a cute news reporter with pink ponytails and a white spacesuit. We were wondering if you know anything about this yet," said the older blue Zeti.
The green haired bishounen flipped his haired and said, "That's rather unfortunate, I was enjoying my precious bubble bath until this unexpected turn of events had to occur. I guess that proves that our henchmen and Eggman's Egg Pawn aren't enough to keep this our ships nice and secure. And it's rather rude of you guys to burst in while my outstanding body isn't clothed yet."
Mishaela unsurprisingly turned to the side in disgust when she finally realized that he is practically naked. This even caused Dedede to chuckle until Neff glared at him with his red eyes and massive Rhinoceros Man form.
"If anything, you should keep your eyes peeled at all costs whether we actually have intruders or not. But instead you are more preoccupied with your foolish bath to even care about the more important matters at hand. Now please cover you forbidden regions since you're making me sick!" said the dark sorceress.
Satan sarcastically scoffed and snaps his fingers to engulf his body in a cloud of darkness and white smoke, being the melodramatic and vain individual he was. Mishaela shook her head in disbelief during the sequence while Dedede laughed even harder because of how funny this was. Seconds later, the demon lord was back in his trademark dark lord out with dark wings formed out of his back again.
"Alright, I'll go to the Meeting Room with you guys to see what the whole issue is and I hope this means that I get to send more of my special Shadow Fiends into the world," he said with a smug grin.
"Good, because you need to know the full story from Zazz's mouth since we need to report this to every Legion member and Eggman as soon as possible," said the bipedal rhinoceros.
"Why do I have the bad feeling that this reporter will already spread this news to everyone in the entire universe? I don't know, I just have this gut feeling that it will happen since she's a reporter based on Zazz's description," said the king of Dreamland.
"Don't be foolish Dedede, I doubt that she would be willing to warn everyone in the world and space about our plan at all. Remember to never count your penguins before they hatch at times like this," Zik warned.
Everyone had leaved the bathroom and heads towards their destination to see how everyone else was doing after retrieving the missing member that they wanted to get. Little did they know, Dedede's prediction was right after all and the villains in the room are already watching Ulala's new news report that she had constructed after returning to her ship with the others. The screen depicts the pink haired reporter starting off her port by revealing every individual that was involved in the operation from start to finish in a more professional manner since this was serious news. This had left every villain (including the ones that had arrived from the men's bathroom) in the room speechless since they least expected their culprit to report everyone this fast.
"The Legion of Subspace had already managed to take over many locations with these weapons called Subspace Diffusion Bombs, in which they engulf an area with subspace faster than wild fire. Where these areas go after being swallow by it is completely unknown and it is something that the heroes will find out soon. There next objective to capture everyone's favorite Sonic the Hedgehog with the help of some underground hitmen that I can't remember at the moment. If any of you out there are close friends of Sonic that know him in any way shape or form, I'd highly recommend that you save him before it's too late," said the reporter.
The reactions amongst the villains were expected with were feelings of rage, shock, and sadness. Zomom and Zazz were already pissed that their identity had been revealed not only the heroes, but the human inhabitants of this planet. Raidou gathers enough energy due to the overflowing about of raging aura and severely punched the ground of the room in anger.
"That woman had not only revealed my identity, but told the entire world that I'm alive as opposed to dead. This is one step closer to my wretched niece hunting me down at the moment," he said after snarling.
Neff snorts angrily as he heard the report while Mishaela scoffed only because Dedede was right all along. Both Master Zik and Satan glare at Dedede as if he had been the one behind this because of his accidental accuracy. The pudgy king was equally as speechless as them with a dropped jaw and eyes that had seen a ghost. Purge was equally as mad as everyone else since he finally gets to see his nemesis, but she also had to reveal his identity to the planet of Earth.
"How could she? That attention grabbing reporter had to make me known to more than just that Space Channel Station. It would be nice to see her in person, but she had to play the role of a rat and do things behind closed doors!" he said while shaking his head around with his hands in his hair.
Father Balder was the only one who is calm regardless of the news since having Bayonetta find him herself is good enough for him since that's the only reason why he had joined the Legion in the first place.
"Instead of acting like it's the end of the world, treat it as something of a godly miracle. This raises the possibilities of you seeing your own enemies and facing them yourselves because we will have to do so regardless in the near future. So just relax and stop acting like you will be killed on sight after this miraculous report," he said gracefully.
"Easy for you to say, Balder! I really want to tear that woman apart for making a mockery of a Deadly Six member like me!" the purple Zeti barked.
"You say that I'm the incompetent idiot that fails all the time," Zomom said before laughing at his partner.
"Enough you two, we have a bigger things worry about instead of arguing like young Zeti! With our plans exposed to the public and most likely seen by the heroes that opposed us, we have to be more alert about any of them attacking us directly or getting these last few emeralds from us," the elderly Zeti says while walking with his cane.
"Master Zik is right, we have to be more prepared in case anything like this happen again in the future. That means we have to act quickly to really get the plan in motion after we deal with these flying nuisances," Mishaela said.
After the report was over, the screen shifts to reveal a Russian general with a cold attitude and serious demeanor towards the villains. He had a gray ushanka on his head, the appropriate uniform for a high ranked general, and hardened look that a skilled military man would have. That made the villains even more alert since they not only know who was the one ordering these surprise attacks with the planes, but Ulala had told him among the many people in world what the Legion were up to.
"It looks like I know what your true intentions are, Subspace Cretin. I'll make sure every single one of you will pay for what you've done to my homeland and know what the true meaning of General Winter is," he said harshly.
This is one of the many people to hear the news first and the first man who's out to make them crash and burn for their sinful crimes.
It official, Ulala had finally escaped with the help of a villain that actually fell for her. Even though their introductions and sexy flirting was short lived, their newly former alliance wasn't since she couldn't have escaped to execute the news without him. If you thought Azel was the only villain that would turn against the Legion, then you'd be wrong after reading this with your own two eyes. No the Legion had lost it since they were most likely seen by the heroes and all normal citizens of Earth thanks to the reporter and they have to act fast before their plans are fully foiled. To make matter worse, the Russian general from Company of Heroes 2 is out for some blood now that he knows who's responsible for attacking Mother Russia on his watch. I'll just say that the next chapter will be pretty damn crazy so keep on a look out for it next week. Remember to review, follow, and rate if you liked it and I'll be brainstorming for this weekend. ;)