Chapter 37: Bella's Got a Gun
Bella had a gun! I screamed and slapped it out of her hands.
She gave me a mean look that made her look like she was a poor person. "I'm going to kill you, Edward is mine!"
She jumped at me, but Edward grabbed her and threw her to the ground. "No Bella, I see you are no longer the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. Harlow here has taken my heart, it is no longer yours."
Bella let out a moose-like croak and began to scratch on the ground and cry. "Let's go Edward, let's leave her to the life of misery she so deserves". We all nodded and began to walk away. Rudolpha said something that didn't make any sense, her tongue was purple.
As we walked away we kept hearing Bella scream like a baby in a microwave that was being lowered into a volcano in hell. Beyonce pulled out a little car. She whispered some magic words that sounded like something in a rap video and the car began to grow and everyone got into it. I looked at the car, people were sitting in the front seat and the backseat and I didn't know which seat to take.
I didn't know what to do!