Partner...are you really SURE you don't want my help fixin' your house? From what I can see, most of this is actually fixable. If I'm gonna stay here, the least I could do is help you out man. The grill doesn't look too badly damaged, I think I can fix it. I've put together a table from splinters before thanks to America, so I'm pretty sure I can help you fix what New York broke...

Texan

P.S. I think we should put that fire out like... right now, before YOU catch on fire.


Texan,

I never said no to your offer...

But yeah, helping me patch this place up would be great. Thanks,

Texas

P.S. Too late. *coughs smoke* But I'm fine now.