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Scene 37
Announcer: Hello and welcome to (dramatic silence) Middle-Earth's Funniest Videos. We will now watch the videos of our three contestants who choose to be anonymous for embarrassment reasons. Here's the first one.
(Aragorn's video is shown.)
(Aragorn's video shows him walking out the door of his house. He stands on the porch for a second, and everyone sees that he's in his bathrobe. He walks toward the mailbox on the road, and as he reaches to open the mailbox, he trips on the tie of his bathrobe and does a faceplant right on the mailbox. He lands on the ground face-up, and then the mailbox falls on his face and breaks his nose.)
(The video ends and the audience laughs.)
(Suddenly, you see an ad pop up.)
Ad Announcer: Welcome to Burger King, the perfect place to let your kids eat burgers and get fat! Hooray!
(You see the Creepy Cannibal Cashier smiling at the camera and grinning so you can see his teeth.)
CCC: We have a wonderful time fattening up your kids so we can eat - I mean, uh, blaga, buhguh, never mind. Hope to see you at our restaurant! (gives thumbs up)
(Commercial ends.)
Game Show Announcer: And now for (dramatic silence) our next video!
(Gimli's video shows him as a toddler learning how to use an ax. He is so excited to use it, that he walks up to his phone and hits it with the ax to see what happens. The phone smashes, and the ax-head falls off his ax. Gimli starts sobbing uncontrollably.)
(The video ends and the audience laughs.)
(You see another ad pop up.)
Ad Announcer: From Rohan, your center for good-quality cars, comes the new sensation...
(A pretty average sedan drives by.)
Ad Announcer: With three billion horse-power, this vehicle is more powerful than the Death Star!
(The car is shown approaching the Death Star.)
Ad Announcer: This car even comes with its own automatic planet incinerator.
(The car is shown firing on the Death Star, and it explodes.)
Ad Announcer: The new sensation - The Mustang! (in a really fast announcer voice) Theautomaticplanetdestroyerh asnotbeenttested. Theremaybesignificanthealthr isksifyoudrivethiscar. Carisnotfuelefficient. Youget0.5milestothegallon. Onlydrivethisvehicleifyouare oversixtyandundertwenty.
(Commercial ends.)
Game Show Announcer: Finally our last video.
(Legolas' video shows his brother sneaking up to the closed bathroom door. Inside, you can hear the shower running, and hear Legolas singing loudly and tunelessly to Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen.)
(The video ends and the audience passes out because they laughed too hard and couldn't get air.)
(Another ad pops up.)
Ad Announcer: Welcome to the elevator company that truly cares for its customers!
(Shows clip of rickety and disgusting elevator.)
Ad Announcer: We make a point to provide you with an experience worth remembering.
(Clip appears of family walking out of the elevators gagging and crying.)
Ad Announcer: Our beautiful elevator music provides you with a soothing trip.
(Shows a guy screaming and covering his ears as incredibly boring and disgusting elevator music to the tune of If You're Happy and You Know It plays.)
Ad Announcer: We hope to see you soon at Mordor Elevators Inc.!
(Shows family frowning and pointing thumbs down.)
(Commercial ends.)
Game Show Announcer: And now it's time to find out who the winner is. To do this, we have measured the laughter level of each video on a graph. (holds up graph) It looks like the first video got a 0.21 on the scale. Our second video got a 0.55 on the scale. Our third video got a score of 327. So it looks like the owner of our third video wins! Congratulations, you win (dramatic silence) ten thousand dollars!
A/N: This was a parody of America's Funniest Videos. If you didn't get that. Which would be surprising.