Not This Time, Mister Potter

by catspaw439

Due to a rebellious Grim Reaper Voldemort did not die at the battle of Hogwarts. Now 8 years later Harry and Moldy Shorts are battling once again and when Voldemort's new spell helps him gain the upper hand in sending Harry to the afterlife, Harry is given a chance to go back in time to change things. Time travel. Canon pairings though little if any fluff.

35. Chapter 32

Chapter 32

A/N PLZ READ. Yes it is short. I'm sorry. I wrote this mostly to let you guys know that I started the prequel for this as I was a bit stuck on where to go next with Lockheart. I know now though and will get a real chapter out soon. I also now have a migraine from looking at the screen too long. In the mean time go check out the prequel and PM me suggestions on how to prank Lockheart. Also I changed the tiltle of the story. I got a suggestion that got me thinking so I changed thanks everyone. Thank you sweetkitty, davycrockett100, geetac, san9999, .98, Quetzalcoatl-hunter, ImaginationIsKnowledge, Bluebonnet1977, maligurl18, Cambm12, fairyheather, White chocolate cheesecake, Zaraxis, Caliko, maestro della fiamma oscura, bookygurl3400 (special thanks for the name change inspiration), jeanne 2525, littlemsstrawberry, Broadwaybabe22, bubblehead603, harvald, 196, JP Gosick, Shetan20, jason xxl, hgfan209, firewolf6865, Fallow52, Vegasman59, brdgt33, Kasol, larissita, KidMidas, Drake58, Gotts, Katilya, greyowl1997, and crspens. Thanks everyone. I am blown away by your support. Enjoy even though it is super short.

That night Harry was very glad that he was male. He could only imagine what the girls of the school were thinking. He remembered his first time through after all. All the girls would fawn over him, and some of the guys too. Luckily he roomed with twelve year old males who didn't care for Lockheart almost as much as he didn't. He could only imagine how sappy they were getting in the girls dorms. Oh yes this year would not be fun with him around.

Maybe he could have a little fun with it though. After all, the git would try to bring him into the spotlight. He could use that. In addition to spreading how much of an incompetent idiot the doofus was it would also make a fool of him. How to go about it?

When Harry got back to his dorm, he sat down and thought. What pranks could he play on the dumbo who he had for a professor? He was his father's son after all and it was time for him to live up to that part of his heritage. He wouldn't be a bully though. Never a bully.

While the other boys slept, he made a plan. A list if you will, he had been making a lot of those lately, of pranks he could play. Yes he wouldn't get the better of him this time. He would show him why he was almost put into Slytherin. List made, he turned off his lumos and went to sleep.