Ranma-Chan93: On the last chapter of Yahoo IM with the Cullen! Bella and Alice got her Nanny Goat from a smart ass farmer and now they've brought her back home will Edward except this new change? Or will he find a new way to 'dispose' of Bella's new friend Nanny Goat? Find out on this chapter of Yahoo IM with the Cullen! In which I OWN NOTHING!! Bum-bum –bum! Yeah… I just got done sitting through Days of Our Lives and I have no idea what the hell was going on… So please, just enjoy and stuff…
Bella: -hugging Nanny Goat- I love you Nanny Goat, I love you a lot.
Edward: Hello Bella love of my life I'm back from- what the HELL is that!? –pulls Bella away-
Bella: Hello dear, this is NAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNY GOAT!!!!! And I love him so don't eat him like you ate Sparky P.
Edward: I didn't- I- whatever… I knew Alice was hiding something.
Bella: -still in Edward arm- Alice hid Nanny Goat, I'm so proud of her!
Edward: I don't want you around that thing by yourself; we're taking it to a petting zoo- OH wait you and Alice were banned from that to!
Bella: Hah that was great fun.
Edward: No, no it wasn't… I got to figure out something to do with this thing… Maybe donate it to a farm, sell it, where did you get it from anyway?
Bella: I bought it for 75 dollars from some random farm!
Edward: That's just lovely…. And I suppose you dyed it pink yourself?
Bella: I did! But seriously you let me stay around Jacob and he's a giant wolf type and Nanny Goat is just a goat type!
Edward: I don't think Jacob or Nanny Goat is Pokémon. BUT you do make a point.
Bella: I DO!? This is such- such a shock…
Edward: I guess you can keep… Nanny Goat…
Bella: Yay!!
But during that conversation Nanny Goat walked into the middle of the road as a random pickup truck drove and well yeah the end of Nanny Goat.
Bella: I can't believe it I'm never –Goat gets hit-….
Edward: Awe Bella I'm sorry and I'll-
Bella: You're such a liar.
Edward: Okay maybe not, but I'm really sorry you're sad.
Alice: -runs up- Oh craps I'm too late…. Okay Bella I must do something epic to get you're mind off of this tragedy!
Bella: -still sad- Okay...
Alice: Edward will you please go get some construction paper, glue, color pencils, and string?
Edward: I'd like to be with Bella I mean I just got back!
Alice: DO YOU WANT TO MAKE BELLA HAPPY OR NOT!? Read my mind ho, read my flipping mind! Oh and could you take the porche it needs gas. –Throws keys at him-
Edward: Oh, OH! Okay if it'll make her happy… -leaves-
Alice: -when he is far enough away were he can't read her mind- Oh God I can't believe he bought that! Ok so here's what were really gonna do! –Whispers-
Bella: Oh… My… God… Epic!!! Let's go!!!