The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!

S2 E15a: Chips Ahoy!

Team Fazbear relaxed. But they were BORED.

"BO-BO-BOOOORED." They all sung. Bonnie was in the kitchen, making them a snack.

"We need SNACKS." Freddy slouched in the chair.

"Yeah, how are we going to watch the Secret Grandma Movie?" Foxy asked. "Watching it without snacks is BORING."

"I agree." Freddy yawned.

"I hope the movie is good. The new Seasons are bad because she Tap Dances." Chica told them.

"I GOT SNACKS!" Bonnie raced out of the kitchen with a tray.

"YES!" Foxy grabbed the tray. Foxy looked inside. "What in the HECK is this?!"

"It's Kale Chips!" Bonnie said. "You grab Kale, pop it in the oven, and then you season it with spices and salt! It's good!"

"Okay, but WHAT is Kale?" Foxy asked.

"A Vegetable." Bonnie answered.

ONE SECOND LATER...

The Tray of Kale Chips was dumped outside.

"OH BOY, FREE CHIPS!" A person outside said.

*POW!*

Chica punched Foxy. "What is wrong with you! Bonnie is trying to help us by making us some snacks, and you throw it out! You didn't even try it!"

"Well, I can't believe it's taking Bonnie a Long Time to realize that his cooking IS BAD." Foxy folded his arms.

"OOH, he roasted you." Freddy whispered to Bonnie.

Bonnie didn't care at all.

"Oh well." Chica said. "We will watch the Secret Grandma movie another time."

"Do we HAVE to eat snacks when we watch a movie?" Bonnie asked.

"YES." Freddy nodded. "Or it will be CRAP."

Bonnie sucked his teeth.

Chica changed the TV's input to Live TV. A Commercial was on.

"Crap, I hate Commercials." Freddy folded his arms.

"Are you ready for the New Chippy Chips?" The Commercial asked.

"Chippy Chips." Freddy remembered those chips. "Those are good."

"Because there is now a NEW FLAVOR." The Commercial announced. "Do you want to know what it is?"

"YEAH!" Team Fazbear yelled at the Television.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" The Commercial shouted.

"AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!" Team Fazbear yelled. Wait, WHAT?

"Well you can't wait to taste, CHIPS AHOY." The Commercial yelled and a Picture of the Bag popped up on the screen.

"CHIPS AHOY..." They all drooled.

"Chips Ahoy combines all of these 4 flavors, Buttery Popcorn, Cheesy Nachos, Garlic Chips, and Salty Pretzels. You can't wait to try this..."

"WOW!" Bonnie said.

"Okay, I'm out!" Chica got up to leave the room.

"NO." Freddy grabbed Chica's head and pointed it to the Television. "You know you love Nachos!" Freddy whispered to her.

"NACHOOS." Chica drooled.

"EW." Bonnie said, noticing that her drool dripped on the couch.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMM." The Commercial made inappropriate noises.

"WOW..." Team Fazbear started at the screen. They all drooled on the ground. Ew.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMM." It made more inappropriate noises. "You know you will love this, baby. OOOOH YEAH!"

"Heh." Foxy chuckled. Foxy looked at his crouch. "UH OH." He got up and ran in the bathroom.

"Go get Chips Ahoy today...If you can." The Commercial was over. Chica turned off the Television.

Chica got up. "WE should go out, and TRY those, NOW!"

"BRILLIANT!" Freddy jumped in the air. "I can't wait!"

*BANG!*

Fred's punched a hole in the Basement door. "Why are you guys YELLING?"

"We are going to buy the New Chippy Chips, Chips Ahoy!" Bonnie told Fred.

"I'll go." Fred said. I would like to try those.

"YIPPE!" Chica jumped in the air. "Let's go."

"Wait for me!" Foxy ran out of the bathroom.

MINUTES LATER...

Team Fazbear arrived at their Favorite Grocery Deli.

"Hey, Team Fazbear." The clerk asked. "How can I help you out?"

"We are looking for Chips Ahoy!" Foxy told him.

"EAAH..." The Clerk thought. "I don't know what those are."

"WHAT?" Freddy screamed.

"AAAAAAA!" The Clerk ducked behind the counter.

"Sorry." Freddy said. The Clerk was very easy to scare, and he was quite defenseless, but he was kind. "Anyway, Chips Ahoy are the new Chippy Chips flavor!"

"Sorry." The Clerk shook his head left and right. I don't have a clue. We may have ordered some, but they haven't arrived yet. "Sorry about that."

"GRRR." Fred growled.

"Calm down." Chica told him.

"You can check other stores of you can, you know, just in case." The clerk told them.

Bonnie sighed. "Let's go."

"AAAAAAA!" Freddy cried. He went with them.

Team Fazbear left the Grocery Deli. Fred was still in there.

"Um, why are you still here, your friends le-"

"GRRRRRRRRR!" Fred growled to scare him.

"AAAAAAAA!" The Clerk jumped behind the counter and ducked.

"Heh." Fred chuckled. Fred finally found someone he could bully.

Team Fazbear was on the street. "I really want Chippy Chips." Freddy pouted.

"We'll get those Chippy Chips." Chica cracked her knuckles.

"Everyone, split up! We're on a hunt for some chips." Freddy exclaimed in a cool way.

*ZOOM!*

Team Fazbear ZOOMED to Different Stores.

"WHOA!" A man on the street yelled. "It is windy today!"

Freddy was at a store. He asked the man if they had Chips Ahoy. He shook his head, no. Bonnie was at a store. He asked the man if they had Chips Ahoy. He shook his head, no. Chica was at a store. She asked the woman if they had Chips Ahoy. She shook his head, no. Foxy was at a store. He asked the man if they had Chips Ahoy. He shook his head, no. Fred was at a store. Fred asked if they had any protein power.

"Sorry, we don't sell those." The man told Fred.

"GRRRRRRRRR!" Fred PUNCHED the wall in the store.

*CRACK!*

"GIVE ME PROTEIN POWER NOW!" He screamed.

"We don't sell them!" The man screamed. He was scared.

*PUNCH!* *KICK!* *SLAM!* *CRASH!* *BANG!* *THROW!*

Fred destroyed the store. The man was mad. "I'M CALLING THE COPS. GET THE FRICK OUT! NOW! GO!"

"GRR." Fred left.

"YOU'RE BANNED FROM THIS STORE!" The man screamed at Fred as he left.

UH OH! THAT SAME STORE SOLD CHIPS AHOY! FRED FORGOT TO ASK FOR CHIPS AHOY, AND ASKED FOR PROTEIN POWDER INSTEAD! :O

LATER...

Team Fazbear all sat in the Park. Freddy sighed. "This is hopeless. We will never get Chips Choy."

"Never say never." Chica told Freddy.

"You JUST said Never." Foxy told Chica.

"SHUT UP. Chica told Foxy.

"I can't believe finding Chips is so hard though..." Bonnie said.

"I guess we will have to wait a little bit longer to taste Chips Ahoy." Fred called.

"Did you say, Chips Ahoy?" Someone asked.

"Yeah." Freddy called. "Who's that?"

It was a tall, fine, young man. He wore all black.

"Who are you?" Chica asked. "You look suspicious."

"Name's Chad." Chad called. "I overheard you talking about Chips Ahoy."

"That's eavesdropping." Bonnie said. "YOU CREEP."

"LISTEN." Chad stamped his foot. "The Company that Made Chippy Chips is really popular, and since they made a new flavor, it was going to get popular quickly. So that's why it is only in a few stores."

"Well, WHAT stores sell them?" Fred asked.

"I'm unsure about that, but I can tell you where the factory is." Chad folded his arms.

"Okay, where's the factory?" Freddy asked.

"Not telling you, unless you give me a little tip..." Chad opened one of his eyes and grinned.

"NO." Chica said. "We can just look the location of the factory online!"

"DEAL!" Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy shouted. They gave Chad $50 Dollars!

"Those fools..." Chica said under her breath.

"Alright, the factory is at 11th Street and Grand Avenue." Chad whispered. "You gotta break in, and steal some Chips. That's how I got them, and that's how YOU are going to get them."

"Alright." Foxy cracked his knuckles. "Time to Break into a-"

"WAIT, WAIT WAIT!" Chica shouted.

"WHAT..." Bonnie grunted.

"WE aren't breaking into a Factory just for some Fried Potatoes!" Chica shouted.

Chad pulled out a bag of Chips Ahoy.

"MMMMM." Chad opened the bag and put a chip into his mouth.

Chica DROOLED A LOT. "GIVE ME!" Chica went to grab the bad of Chips Ahoy from him.

"You gotta get it for YOURSELF." Chad said.

"Alright." Fred said. "Let's go."

Team Fazbear left.

"Heh." Chad chuckled. He pulled out the $50 Team Fazbear gave him and played with it. "Suckers."

10 MINUTES LATER...

Team Fazbear arrived at the Chips Ahoy factory. It was FAR away from the Chippy Chips factory.

"Alright." Freddy said. "Let's go." Freddy walked to the front entrance.

"WAIT!" Chica screamed. "This is a secret mission, you can't go through the front!"

"How do YOU know about secret missions?" Fred asked.

"Um, we all watch Secret Grandma..." Chica rolled her eyes.

"Oh yeah..." They all remembered.

Team Fazbear walked to the Back of the Factory. There were two workers drinking coffee there.

"So I said, you're fat!" The first worker told the second.

"Your jokes are not funny." The second one said.

Team Fazbear came.

"Hey, do you work here?" The first one asked.

*GRAB!*

Freddy put the first working in a chokehold and he got Knocked out.

"Thanks!" The second worker said. "He just needs to shut up."

*GRAB!*

Freddy put the second one in a chokehold. He knocked out too.

"Let's move." Chica said.

The back door of the Factory was like a garage door. Bonnie pushed the button and the door slowly opened.

*WHIRR!* *WHIRR!* *SLAM!*

The Door was only 1/4 opened. "Crap." Fred called. "This isn't enough room."

*SLIDE!*

Bonnie slid under.

"Oh yeah!" Foxy said.

*SLIDE!*

Foxy and Chica slid under.

*SLIDE!*

Fred slid under.

*SLIDE!* *BANG!*

Freddy couldn't slide under.

"HELP!" Freddy called.

"HA!" Foxy laughed. "Someone's too FAT to fit in!"

"I'M NOT FAT!" Freddy screamed.

*SMACK!*

Foxy smacked Freddy's stomach and it jiggled. Freddy blushed. "Stop..."

"HA HA!" Foxy twerked and left. Freddy was still outside of the factory.

"It's okay." Chica told Freddy. You can stay here and keep watch. Chica left.

"Kay..." Freddy stood there. Freddy HATED keeping watch.

MEANWHILE...

"We're ACING this right now!" Foxy said. "Soon, we can taste Chips Ahoy!"

"Dang, we watch Secret Grandma so much, that we are good at Missions and stuff!" Bonnie said.

"THERE IT IS!" Foxy, Bonnie, Fred and Chica walked into the Machinery room.

Light shined in their eyes. The Buttery Popcorn, Cheesy Nachos, Garlic Chips, and Salty Pretzels were ground into a fine powder. That power was mixed into the batter. Next, the batter was shaped into Chips and Fried. After Frying, Butter, Cheese, Garlic, and Salt were seasoned onto the Fried Chips. Finally, the Chips were placed and sealed into a bag.

They all drooled. But wait, that's what where were DAYDREAMING ABOUT! Buttery Popcorn, Cheesy Nachos, Garlic Chips, and Salty Pretzels weren't being ground into a fine powder. It was PIG FLESH ground into a fine power. And that Pig Flesh was mixed in the batter, shaped, and fried to make the chips!

"GROSS!" Chica said.

"I gotta VOMIT!" Foxy screamed.

"D-D-Don't Say Vomit..." Fred covered his mouth.

*BLLLARRRRRGH!*

They all vomited on the ground. They took some of the Chips just in case. They returned to Freddy, who was outside. Fred looked down at the ground and noticed that Freddy put ALL of the Workers in Chokeholds.

LATER...

Team Fazbear were back at their hideout.

"So Chips Ahoy is made of Pig Flesh?" Freddy asked.

"Yes..." Chica gagged. She opened a bag of Chips Ahoy. Chica looked at it. "Anybody want to try it?"

"NUH-UH!" They all nodded. Chica dumped them outside.

"OH BOY, FREE CHIPS!" A person outside said.

"Well, we can just eat Normal Chippy Chips then..." Bonnie wiped his eyes.

Team Fazbear sighed.

"HEH HEH." Chad watched them through the window. Chad DIDN'T tell them the address of the Chips Ahoy factory, HE GAVE THEM THE ADDRESS OF A PORK RINDS FACTORY! The Chips they got were PORK RINDS! YUCK!

"Such Suckers..." Chad played with the $50 they gave him. "Heh Heh."

The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!

S2 E15b: Bonnie's World

Team Fazbear relaxed. AGAIN! STOP!

"AAAAAH." Bonnie relaxed.

Freddy and Foxy played video games.

"HA HA!" They both laughed like Baby Boys.

Chica looked at Bonnie. "Lazy." He shook her head.

"LAZY?" Bonnie asked. He sprung out of the couch. "I help you cook, I exercise more than Foxy, I play Video games less than Freddy, I eat Vegetables everyday, and when I relax you say I am LAZY?"

Chica stood there for 2 seconds. "YES, YOU ARE LAZY!" She screamed in his face loudly.

"NO I AM NOT!" Bonnie shouted. "I DESERVE TO RELAX!"

"No, I DO!" Chica said. "I have to clean all of your stinky clothing! And, I have too cook for all of you!"

"I DON'T CARE!" Bonnie screamed. "Will it kill someone to relax for a Minute? Dang."

"GRRRR!" Chica's head steamed. She went in the kitchen and Grabbed a Frying Pan. Chica had to release all of her anger, or else she will go on a rampage. And you don't want THAT.

"GRRRRRAAAA!" Chica BENT THE FRYING PAN.

*SNAP!*

Chica threw it out of the window and he continued to what she was doing.

"GAME OVER." The Video Game said. "YOU SUCK!"

Foxy turned off the Console.

"STOP!" Freddy shouted at him. "Every time you do that, the game DOESN'T save correctly!"

"So?"

"That means the Cartridge will get CORRUPTED." Freddy told him.

Foxy sucked his teeth.

"AAH." Bonnie continued to sit in the couch.

"BONNIE." Chica went to him.

"STOP!" Bonnie screamed. "Leave me ALONE!"

"I just want to warn you something." She sat next to him. "If you sit down and relax for the whole day, you will get LOST in another WORLD!"

"STOP!" Bonnie screamed. "Stop telling me about those Urban Myths just to make me do something YOU WANT ME TO DO!" Bonnie laid down it the couch again.

"Okay." Chica shrugged. "It's your choice." He left.

"Stupid." Bonnie thought. "I hate her."

3 HOURS LATER...

Bonnie still relaxed.

ANOTHER 3 HOURS LATER...

Bonnie STILL relaxed.

ANOTHER 3 HOURS LATER!...

HE STILL SAT THERE AND RELAXED! It was NIGHT.

"I feel like sleeping on the Couch tonight." Bonnie laid down in the couch. Bonnie fell asleep.

"Stupid." Chica folded her arms. "I warned you..." Chica went upstairs.

THE NEXT DAY...

Bonnie woke up. "AAAAH!" He stretched. "Morning Alrea-"

Bonnie wasn't in the hideout. He was in some White Space. The only thing in the White Space was him, and the couch. Bonnie got out of the couch.

"HEY!" Bonnie shouted loudly. Nothing. "HELLO!"

Bonnie listened for noise. He didn't hear CRAP. "Where am I?" Bonnie shrieked. Bonnie was scared.

IN REAL LIFE...

Freddy woke up. "I wonder if Bonnie is still on the cou-"

Freddy saw Bonnie in the Couch, but he didn't look alright. Bonnie's skin was discolored, and his eyes were white. He sat upright in the couch.

"Wake up..." Freddy touched Bonnie. NOTHING. "Guys, something is wrong with Bonnie!"

Chica came. "WHAT." Chica was annoyed by Freddy. Chica saw Bonnie.

Foxy arrived. "What happened?"

"I know..." Chica thought. "Bonnie is in ANOTHER WORLD!"

Everyone gasped.

"What does that mean?" Foxy asked.

"That means that is SOUL is missing from his body! That's why his Body isn't active!" Chica told them. "His Soul is in another world."

"Chica...I just wanna tell you that YOU'RE FLIPPING CRAZY!" Freddy shook her by her shoulders.

"IT'S REAL!" Chica smacked Freddy.

*SMACK!*

"OOOOW!" Freddy cried.

"How do you know this though?" Foxy asked. "It's just like Fred. Fred KNEW that if someone lies too much they turn into a sailor."

"Well, I'm not trying to be like Fred to make him like me." Chica said, making it 100% OBVIOUS that she wanted to IMPRESS Fred.

"Kay." Foxy didn't notice.

*BANG!*

Fred punched a hole through the Basement door. "WHAT'S GOING ON, IT'S TOO EARLY TO BE UP!" Fred SCREAMED.

"Bonnie is in another world!" Chica told Fred. "He was relaxing too much, and his SOUL is missing. He have to find it."

"Wow." Fred blinked twice. "How did you know that?"

"Well, I just-"

"I told her." Foxy told Fred.

"Cool." Fred nodded.

Chica was mad. She went in the kitchen and broke 5 Glass Plates. Chica came back.

MEANWHILE...

Bonnie's Soul was still lost in another world. He was SCARED.

"This is like one of my dreams!" Bonnie sniffled. "I was in a White Room, and then FRED appeared! And he danced!" Bonnie shuddered. He hated that Dream.

"Hey, are you there?" A Voice said.

"Who is that?" Bonnie got up.

"It's me." The voice called. "Over here."

Bonnie walked around in the Blank, White Space. He saw someone else's soul.

"Hello..." Bonnie greeted him.

"You lost your body too?" He asked Bonnie.

"What? That's what happened?" Bonnie asked.

"Yup." The dude responded. "When you overdo relaxation, you leave your body, and appear in this place forever. I am a soul and so are you."

"What happened to your body?" Bonnie asked.

"It got burnt." The guy cried. "I have no body now."

"Oh." Bonnie said. "Sorry for you. I need to find my Body."

"WAIT, your Body is still good?" The Guy asked.

"YES!" Bonnie told him. "I MEAN NO!"

"HA HA!" The Guy pushed Bonnie. Bonnie fell. "I HAVE A BODY NOW!"

"STOP!" Bonnie chased him.

*POOF!*

The Guy touched something and he disappeared.

"Huh?" Bonnie had to look for what he touched.

MEANWHILE...

Team Fazbear looked after Bonnie's body.

*SHINE!*

The Guy entered Bonnie's body.

"YES!" Bonnie said.

"WHOA!" Chica got startled.

"Bonnie, you're okay!" Foxy told him.

"Yes. I am Bonnie." Bonnie put his hands on his hips. It was the other guy's soul inside, NOT Bonnie's soul!

"I told you not to relax too much."

*POW!* *POW!*

Chica punched Bonnie really hard. "It's for your own GOOD."

Fred, Freddy, and Foxy left.

"I'm going to make Breakfast." Chica turned around.

*SMACK!*

Bonnie smacked Chica's Butt.

"HEY!" She turned around.

*SHOVE!*

Chica fell down. Fred, Foxy and Freddy arrived back.

"What's going on?" Foxy asked.

"DIE DIE!" Bonnie jumped and knocked down Foxy.

"OW!" Foxy fell.

"BONNIE!" Fred yelled. "Someone ELSE entered his Body!"

"How do you kn-"

*POW!*

Freddy fell.

*POW!*

Fred fell. Freddy got up and jumped on Bonnie.

*POW!* *POW!* *POW!*

Freddy attacked. Bonnie pushed him off. Chica pulled out a Cupcake Bomb.

*BANG!*

Bonnie fell. Chica grabbed a Metal Spatula, and he put it near the Fire to heat it up.

*POW!**POW!*

Fred punched him.

"OW!" Bonnie rubbed his face. Fred's punches HURT!

"There!" Chica grabbed the Metal Spatula. It was RED, and it was HOT.

"HI-YAH!"

*SIZZLE!* *SIZZLE!*

"AAAAAAAA!" Bonnie jumped. His skin had a mark shaped as a spatula. "Wow, this makes a good tattoo."

*POW!**POW!*

Foxy jumped on him. Foxy grabbed his hook.

"Whoa, that's sharp." Bonnie said.

*SCRATCH!*

Bonnie fell. Chica put her foot on Bonnie's stomach.

"WHO ARE YOU?" Chica lit a Cupcake Bomb.

"MOVE." Fred pushed Chica and she fell. Fred STEPPED on his chest.

*CRUNCH!*

"AAAAAAA!" Bonnie screamed. "Okay! Okay!"

Chica got up. "Who are you?"

"And if you saw Bonnie, where is he?" Freddy cracked his knuckles.

"I'll never tell." Bonnie said. "In the Future, you will meet me again. And when you do, it's going to be Terror. I will kill y-"

*CRUNCH!*

Fred put both of his feet on his chest.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Bonnie screamed.

"ONE." Fred counted.

*BANG!*

Team Fazbear saw Sparkles everywhere. Bonnie's Soul was there. Bonnie's Soul jumped in the Body.

*SHINE!* *SHINE!*

The two souls were fighting for the body.

"RUN!" Fred yelled. "When two souls fight, it causes an EXRTREME explosion with a HUGE RADIUS! We all have to RUN NOW!"

"What?" Chica couldn't hear him.

*GRAB!*

Fred picked up Chica and Freddy at the same time. Foxy followed behind him.

*SHINE!* *SHINE!* *SHINE!* *SHINE!*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Bonnie screamed.

*BANG!*

Debris flew everywhere. Team Fazbear's WHOLE HIDEOUT collapsed to pieces. Thick Black smoke was in the air. Fire Trucks, Police Cars, and Ambulances appeared.

"Why are they here so FAST!" Foxy grunted.

"UGH!" Bonnie got up from the Debris.

*POW!*

Chica punched him really hard.

"STOP!" Bonnie shouted. "I'M IN MY OWN BODY NOW!"

"I know." Chica nodded.

"Then why did you hit me?" Bonnie growled. He was angry.

"Because our hideout his destroyed, because you didn't listen to me. So this all is you Fault." Chica folded her arms. "That's right, officers, Bonnie is responsible!"

"Good." The Officers said. "Soul Interaction is illegal because it causes massive damage.

*CLICK!*

Handcuffs were on Bonnie's hands.

"Why?" Bonnie asked.

"Souls are very deadly and dangerous." The other officer nodded. "You are going to jail for a while. I'm sorry, but we are going to have to put your soul on lockdown for now."

"WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?" Bonnie shrieked.

"That means that your soul cannot exit your body for about 15 years." The officer grabbed him. "I'm sorry, but it is the only way to prevent situations like this in the future. Come on, in the police car."

"HA!" Foxy twerked.

*POW!*

Fred and Chica punched him at the same time.

"OOP!" Chica blushed. "Sorry!" She giggled and put her hand on her chin.

"STOP." Fred said.

Chica stopped.