Wow! First update in a century! (This chapter is based on a real experience) A really embarrassing one that's kinda gross, so sorry if you get a little grossed out. Review pwease!

Child Growth and Development (A real class at my school)

Grace: Connor I'm so embarrassed!

Lorcan: WHY?

Grace:. . . I said "CONNOR, I'm so embarrassed!"

Lorcan: Connor can't talk right now

Grace: May I ask why not?

Lorcan: *lying* Well I can tell you one thing he sure isn't tied up in my backyard!

Grace: Well that's good!

Lorcan: So what are you embarrassed about?

Grace: . . . I can't tell you

Lorcan: We tell each other practically everything!

Grace: But I can't tell you this. It's gross

Lorcan: Come on nothing is gross to me after the time Connor ran out of the bathroom naked when I was at your house

Grace: True! . . . Okay I'll tell you

Lorcan: FINALLY!

Grace: Okay so I was in the bathroom. . .

Lorcan: Yeah

Grace: and I really had to go number two

Lorcan: Uh huh

Grace: But I couldn't

Lorcan: You don't say?

Grace: So I'm grunting and carrying on and really trying

Lorcan: I bet you were

Grace: And I finally did it!

Lorcan: YAY! So why are you embarrassed?

Grace: My window was open

Lorcan:. . . And?

Grace: My cute neighbor was outside

Lorcan: . . .

That where this one ends, sorry! Couldn't come up with a better ending. And sorry it's so short! Reviews would be amazing!