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79. Illogical

"So... What is this?" I sniffed the piece of... something Link had just handed me. It seemed sweet like desert wine mixed with honey.

"Chocolate? You don't know what chocolate is." Link looked at me like I had grown a second head.

"No. I grew up in the desert, Hero. Supplies were scarce. I did not have the luxury of many things found here." I turned from Link and pulled down my cowl. Slipping the chocolate into my mouth and shivering. It was so good. My mouth was watering and I looked over my shoulder at Link. He was giving me hopeful eyes.

"And? How is it?" I swallowed the strange substance and tugged my cowl back up.

I faced Link once more and shrugged. "It was satisfactory."

"Satisfactory? That's all. Really?" I nodded. "You didn't think it was the most amazing thing in the whole world?"

I saw no reason to give him an answer. So I simply walked away. But Link tailed me. A single deku nut was pulled from my wrist's wrappings and I threw it to the ground. Ancient Sheikah magic taking me to my room. The first thing I did was lock the door. And then sank down.

I had to get more. There was no question.

I slipped through the streets like a thief. Sure that if I was spotted there would be hell to pay. I was following my nose. The sweet smell guiding me into a small shop.

"Hello there." A woman was standing behind the shop counter. Flowing brown curls in a high ponytail and green eyes. She was quite the beauty with an apron on and whisk in her hand. "What can I do for you?"

I straightened up and shuffled my feet. "I'm seeking chocolate." I blushed at my own stupidity. Why couldn't I just say I was browsing? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

"What kind of chocolate?" This caught me by surprise and I floundered.

"There are other kinds of chocolate?" She nodded and pushed a plate towards me.

"Here. Try this. I made it a few minutes ago. It's white chocolate." I broke off a bit of the white chocolate and slipped it into my mouth. It was absolutely divine. Heavenly. A small moan slipped out and I could feel my face redden. "If you like that so much."

Another plate was set out and I practically jumped on it. But this time it was bitter and I scowled.

"I guess you don't like dark chocolate, huh. How about you try it with some of this." She broke off some dark chocolate and placed a bit of green on top of it. Then handed it to me.

It was much better. I realized the green was mint. It mixed very well with the not-so-sweet chocolate. "Pretty good."

"So I take it you've never had chocolate." I shook my head. "What about cake?"

Her eyes lit up as I once again shook my head. I had a bad feeling.

I sat on my bed surrounded by sugary sweets. Honey bread, cake, chocolate. This weird thing called a cheese danish that tasted amazing. An assortment of things covered in chocolate. Nuts, meat, strawberries. Oh how I loved the chocolate covered strawberries.

I was ready to devour my spread when a knock came from the door.

"Hello? Sheik?" I cursed. Hero. I tried to hide my new addiction back in the bag, but Link opened the door.

"H-Hero! It's rude to barge into someone's room uninvited!" My voice was squeaking from nerves.

"What are y-" Then he grinned. A manic, insane grin. "What was that about thinking it was only 'satisfactory'. Were you going to share all that with me?"

"No!" We both jump at my yell. But I went back to packing it all back in the bag. Until I realized that my strawberries were gone. I was frantic to find them.

"Looking for these?" I spun around and whined. He had them.

"Give me those." I walked over and tried to grab the fruit. Only for Link to raise them out of my reach. "Liiink!"

His eyes widened at my pleading. I'm sure my face would be permanently red. "You said my name. You said it! Aha! Yes!" Link spun around and the goodies flew from his hand. I scrambled to catch them.

"Seven, eight, nine..." I missed one.

"Lost something?" I inwardly sighed. He still had one. I got up from the floor and went over to the bed, putting away my strawberries. Then turned to Link.

"Can I have that, please?" He gave me a smug look.

"Sure." I didn't have time to question before the sweet was plopped into Link's mouth. I whined, but then yelped as he pulled me close. My cowl tugged down and Link's mouth pressed against mine. Which happen to still be open in shock. Link's tongue slides in along with my chocolate covered strawberry. Somewhere in the far reaches of my mind I think this is gross, but the combination of the sweet and Link is probably the best taste I've ever known. Fingertips are caressing my hips as Link pulls away. It is a perfect moment really.

And then I whine.

"Mmm. Miss me already." I pull away from Hero and stalk over to the bed.

"Go. Away." I jump as arms wrap around my waist. His name coming out as a hiss. "Link!"

A soft chuckle. "Gonna share your treats with me, Sheik." I shiver at his breath on my neck.

"Why should I?"

"Cause I know a very interesting way to eat all of them." My eyes are fluttering shut at his husky tone.

"Oh, yeah. And how would you eat them?" It feels like I will regret this, but I find I don't care.

And when he responds, I don't regret a thing. "Off your body."

79. Worthless

He was done being a guide and that made him feel worthless.

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