A/N: Yay, I got it out on time! Barely. :) Anyway, I forgot who requested this one (it's been a while!) but I quite like the idea. Oh, and I vote for Buckbeak.


"And the winner is…"

"DUMBLEDORE!"

"Um, Fred?"

"What?"

"Dumbledore was not an option."

"…But… you said Dumbledore won after you counted the votes!"

"I didn't say that, and you counted the votes."

"Oh… right… that was just my dream…"

"Right… so, who really won?"

"Um…"

"Fred, you did count the votes, right?"

"Yeah… who won again…?"

"FRED!"

"Oh yeah, Buckbeak!"

"Good thing you remembered, and I quite agree with the outcome of the vote."

"Same here."

"Great. Who would win in a duel, Albus Dumbledore from A Very Potter Musical, or Helga Hufflepuff?"

"Oh, that's right, 'What the hell is a Hufflepuff?' Dumbledore doesn't even know she exists, so that would be an interesting duel!"

"That's for sure."


A/N: Now, if it was Dumbledore from canon, it would actually be harder. (I imagine the founders are quite powerful as well.) But really, I don't think AVPM Dumbledore is any more powerful than canon Dean Thomas. 'I'm not Dumbledore, I have this beard!' 'Yeah, I'm the world's biggest Zefron fan!' :P