AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea (Suzi we hate you too.)!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl (Let's start a hate club for Tara, Raven, and this Suzi chick!)!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun (That's why there's nine more chapters . )so FUK U (Erm, okay?)!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius (*speaks in a dark whisper* You monster!)!1 fangz.

I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan (Finking is what toddlers say when they can't pronounce thinking. Just saying.). Suddenly I gasped...Draco wuz there (HOLY SHIT THAT'S SO UNEXPECTED! MAJOR PLOT TWIST RIGHT THERE THAT CAUSES ME TO GASP!)!111

I grasped (I hate how often she gasps.). He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner (I'm pretty sure he's worn this same outfit before. Or at least an outfit like it. So Ebony dear, GET OVER IT!).

"Draco what da fuk r u dong (Why is she freaking out like that? GAH!)!111111" I gosped (GASP AGAIN BITCH! I DARE YOU!).

"Huh?" he asked (O_o). Then I remembred. It wuzn't Draco. It was Lucan (Lucan? I guess she means Lucius.)!1 He stil had two arms (Wait, what .?).

"Oh hi Lucian!1" I sed. "Im Ebony the new student lol (LOL that's so damn funny!) we shook handz (I hate when she puts actions into the dialogue -_-)."

"Yah Satan told me abot you (Satan's annoying as hell. Heh heh, geddit? Annoying as hell? Sorry I had to throw that bad joke in there…)." Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting (*bangs head against the wall* I shouldn't be surprised but guess what, she still continues to AMAZE me with how stupid and horrible she is.). It wuz Serious, Vampire's dad and...Snap (AW DAMN! NO FJUCKING WAY!)! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts (Oh yea. The band that WASN'T INVENTED YET!). "Lizzen I'm in a goth band wif those guys (I love how in Tara world it's called goth band and not metal band or screamo.)." he said. "Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason (Who also was not around then! For gods sake, Tom Riddle wasn't even in school with any of those guys!) show as back-up.

"ORLY (Yes, RLY.)." I ESKED.

"Yeah." he said. "Were calld XBlakXTearX (That's not a band name. That is like a username for something or an email name.). I play teh gutter. Spartacus (Who the hell is Spartacus?) plays da drums" he said ponting to him. "Snap plays the boss (Yea, I bet Snape DOES play instruments like a boss.). And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring (Guys, bad news. I might be brain dead before I finish this.)."

"Hey bastards (Always the charmer.)." I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again (I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE GASPED AGAIN! I clearly warned her not to and what does she do? SHE DOES IT!). "But don't u have a lead singer!" I asked. Lucian looked dawn sadly.

"We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists (Is that the only way anyone commits suicide here? And I simply ADORE how even after that, they all keep cutting.)."

"Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad (Okay another rant coming your way people! Now I may cuss a lot, but I cannot STAND how she cusses every…other…word. It irritates me! No matter what happens, she has to toss in something vile.)!1" I gasped (*throws laptop across the room*)(Just kidding. I wouldn't do that to *insert Gollum voice here* my precioussss).

"Its okay but we need a new led snigger (Well I'm sure if you try out different laughs it'll come to you eventually.)." Samaro said.

"Wel...I said Im in a bnad myself." (Oh God, please no Dx)

"Rilly (Really, really.)?" asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik (The funny thing is that out of all the characters, he's the most gothic. Not that he IS goth but you know what I mean.)!111

"Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666 (Damn devil number -.- I'm not a big Christian but I still hate Satanism and such.). Do u wanna hr me sing (No thanks. I already heard ducks quacking today so I'm good.)?"

Yeah said everyone (What? Dx. We could vote on it!). So the guys tok out der guitarz (C'mon guys, rethink this!). They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah (Okay people, you have to admit…even MY corny jokes are better than hers! Please say I'm right or I'll be so ashamed of myself…)!11) Gurn Day (Gurn Day? That's supposedly her favorite band but she can't spell it right. Then again the only word she always spells right is "Goth".).

"I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz." I sang sexily (I hate how everything she does is sexy.) (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped (. YOUR REALLY PUSHING MY BUTTONS PEOPLE!).

"Enopby? Will u join da band? Plz (NO! OH PLEASE NO! DON'T PUT EVERYONE THROUGH THIS! Think of the children!)!1" begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap.

"Um...ok (*facepalm*)." I shrugged. "Are we gong to play tonight (NO!)?"

"Yah." they said (GOD DAMN IT!).

"Ok." I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit (Why! Your wardrobe is never ending!). I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time (*snorts* Already trying to ditch?). Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz...Morty Mcfli (WHAT THE HELL! Isn't he from Back to the Future? SHE JUST WON'T STOP CROSSING LINES!)!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.

"What da hell r u dong here (Yea my question exactly!)!11" I asked.

"I wil help u go frowad in tim Enoby (Now even Morty is ganging up on Tim! The poor guy!)." he said siriusly (She always mixes up Sirius with serious.)Den...he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and...sudenly I wuz forward in tim (Let us all salute Tim, the brave, brave soul.)!111