LUNATIC!!!
Short. Nukid's Army.
We find ourselves inside the base of the fifth intergalactic battalion again where we find Nukid facing a camera also surrounding him where some dirty magazines and a packet of Root Beer.
"Hey all of you Greenhorns! We're looking for some skinsacks looking to fill some boots and I'm looking at you yeah you!" Nukid said as the camera shows Oldkid and the Chaos Duo. Fighting.
"The one in the chair, I'll call you smokestack! You look like the right cigar smoking, quarterback that I'm looking for in Nukid's army!" Nukid said as the camera shows multiple crazy scene's two Warthog crashing into each other while a Mongoose drove off a cliff. Then we see someone fall down a hole in the Base.
"All you need to do is meet the requirements that I just made up." Nukid said.
"One. You must be between the ages of Too Young and Too Old to fight," Nukid said as the camera shows Two Guys being run over by Lunatic.
"Two. Survive the Field Test!" Nukid said as we see another guy shooting from far away.
"Three. No cowards! Nukid don't like cowards!" Nukid said as the camera shows a scene of a Warthog running into some Rocket Fuel.
"Four. Hold the mayo...you know what it means!" Nukid said. As we next see him shooting Iron Mantis.
"Five. Have two years of Birthday money on you when you get off the bus!" Nukid said.
"Six. Speak a Language!" Nukid said as the camera shows two Fangirls being chased by a Warthog being shot at be Ranger24 and TSS.
"Let me offer you rookies a warning. In my army you will be shot, by me while sleeping so get used to it!" Nukid said as the camera shows many people shooting at each over.
"Also here at Nukid's army, we offer a free ladies night for all you foxy girls out there, and all you can drink ammunition, you heard me all you can drink," Nukid said, as the camera changes to a girl wearing very tight armour.
"We also give out prizes for the girl who wears the sexist camo, like miss blends into the enviroment 2009 Grrr!!" Nukid said as Ross suddenly walked in as Nukid drank a bottle of Root Beer.
"Hey Nukid have you seen my Root....WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??" Ross yelled as Nukid gulped the rest down.
"Uh oh it's the man, here to hold me down! Nukid signing off!" Nukid said as Ross started pummeling him with Shadow Balls.
End of Short.