Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon: All-Stars...the contestants had to survive a zombie apocalypse scenario while finding black flags. Some contestants did better than others in the situation, while other crumbled with ease. Demenio lost it after Ricky and Shade acted like he was unwelcomed, leading to him becoming a partial villain. The same plans for groups remained and in the end, the weirdest elimination ceremony occurred, with the Evil Alliance gaining control by voting for the immune players! At the very end, Combat got eliminated and no tears were shed.
What will happen this time? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...All-Stars!
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"Okay, so now we know what those fucks are really trying to do…" Dew said. "I gotta admit, it's clever, but it ain't gonna work…"
"How are you so sure?" asked Lila. "I'm sure that none of us were expecting what happened in the last elimination to occur…"
"It was fucking bullshit…" Hex muttered. "I can't believe that out of everyone, Demenio chose to vote for me!"
"Yeah...that is suspicious…" said Dew. "Makes you wonder if he's actually working with the evil fucks or he really just wanted your immunity gone as he claimed…"
"But why me specifically?!" Hex exclaimed. "I haven't done anything to anybody!"
"He may view you as a threat because of your magical abilities…"
"Oh please. I barely get to use my magic on this dumb show, so why the hell would people see me as a threat?!"
"He's got a point there Lila…" said Dew. "...so, I guess it's safe to assume that Demenio is now another fuck that we have to watch out for…"
"But what about Shade and Ricky, then?" Lila asked.
"We'll have to watch out for them as well…." said Dew. "They're all practically brothers…"
"Well, Shade and Demenio really are, and Ricky is just there…" Hex said. "So just Ricky is the prac-"
He shut up upon seeing Lila and Dew's looks toward him.
"Sorry…" he said sheepishly.
"So what should we do?" asked Lila. "Now that we have more enemies, there's a greater chance that WE can be eliminated."
"Wait, how are we so sure that Shade and Ricky are bad?" asked Hex. "I mean, just because they're Demenio's brother and friend doesn't mean they do the same things as him."
"Well, he's right about that…" Lila said. "Shade and Demenio's overall cooperation and the way that they talk and act toward each other is really unbrotherly in a way…"
Dew groaned. "Right...but we still need to watch out for Shade", said Dew. "Remember, he beat the shit out of Mewtwo without even breaking a sweat!"
"What about Ricky, then?"
"Eh, Ricky is Ricky", Dew said. "Not much to say there. I don't think we'll have to worry about him so much…"
"Well, we have all of this settled...we still going for Zayn?" asked Hex.
"Nope", Lila said. "I just came to get some input and information. It's a new day, so that means I can go for Aldon and the deal still stands…"
Dew and Hex exchanged glances as Lila started leaving the gym.
"HEY! DON'T YOU GET POUNDED TO PARALYSIS!"
"WE'LL SEE!"
Dew groaned while Hex smirked.
"Bored woman plus hot hubby equals-"
"Don't you finish that…"
"Even though that fits with your life as well?" asked Hex. "And don't question me about what I said about you guys…I'm saying in their perspectives..."
Dew facepawed himself. "Let's focus more on the game. How about that?"
"All you have to do is try to win and get another immunity…"
Dew's eyes widened before sighing. "I feel stupid…"
Hex chuckled. "Over thinking and stress will do that…"
"Shut up…"
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The Evil Alliance was celebrating their plan's success in their cabin. Now that Combat was gone, they didn't really have to worry much...unless they count their fear of Shade and Demenio.
"Alright, that was the best elimination ever…" said Aldon with a smile.
"I know! I never thought that you'd be able to do that!" Krack said.
"Yeah...and I'm a bit confused why we didn't do it to Ricky to kill THREE birds…" said Flynn. "It would make more sense. Now two out of three of the 'terrifying trio' have immunity…"
"Because if we did, it'd serve no purpose…" said Razor. "It was a three way tie for everyone except for Combat at that point…"
"Well, now we have an easy target…" said Zayn. "We can do the same thing for the samurai fuck again and get rid of his little allies…"
"Hex or Lila?" asked Jason.
"I say we go for the magic mutt…" said Aldon. "Those abilities can pose a threat. And now that he has no immunity, we can screw him over with ease."
"May I suggest that we just get rid of Shade since he's pretty vulnerable…" said Flynn. "Hex barely even uses his magic without getting caught, disqualified, or yelled at, so I don't see a point…"
"Flynn's right…" said Krack. "Hex can't do shit…"
"Okay, even if it's not because of his abilities, we can still get rid of him because of his affiliation with 'Swordplay'…" Zayn stated, folding his arms.
"Take out his main supporter, he loses a leg to stand on…" Jason said.
"Exactly…" said Razor. "So, we all vote for Dew, fuck his other immunity, and then vote for Hex…"
"If they don't gang up for one of us because of our lack of-"
"WE HAVE THE DAMN STATUE!" Aldon exclaimed. "Can you stop with the negativity?!"
Krack folded his arms. "I'm sorry, I didn't know being realistic and using common fucking sense counts as negativity…"
"Look Krack, we get it", said Jason. "But save it for when we really need it…"
"But-"
"NO!" they all exclaimed, except for Flynn.
Krack growled.
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Krack: I hate this shit. Every time I try to explain to them how their plan won't work so that they can change it a bit, THEY DON'T WANT TO LISTEN!
But, whatever, they want me to stop being 'negative', I'll stop...and they'll wish I hadn't.
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Nate and Aylesha were at the stadium sitting in bleachers. Aylesha was sitting in Nate's lap, backwards, facing him
"I love you so much…" she said, hugging him.
"I love you too…." Nate responded as they shared a kiss.
"So. What are we going to do?" asked Aylesha. "If we can actually have eliminations like the last one, who knows how many times it's going to happen!?"
"Well, we're still pretty much under the radar now that Eredar hasn't been appearing…" Nate explained. "So I don't think we have to do anything…"
"You don't really know that…" said Aylesha. "Maybe they recall how far we made it in our season, but are waiting for the right moment. Scarlett and Sky are already gone and they beat us!"
"Actually, we both pretty much quit…" Nate reminded. "So, it's more like a forfeit on our parts…"
"You know what I'm trying to say…" Aylesha said, giving him a look. "They could be giving us a false sense of security…"
"Uh…I doubt that", said Nate. "Lila wants Aldon gone, Dew and Hex are working on Zayn, Volante hates Razor, we don't know about Shade and Ricky, but Demenio confused the fuck out of us with his vote...so I don't know about him…"
"Yeah, that was weird…" said Aylesha. "Why would he go after Hex instead of the others?"
"Well, it's not a bad strategy…" said Nate. "We're in competition with each other anyway…"
"Yeah, but still...it doesn't make sense…"
"It doesn't have to make sense. That's the thing about this game…" said Nate. "We can vote for whoever we want for no real reason. Main point...no one is targeting us, at least not right now…"
"What about the villains?" asked Aylesha.
"They're random", said Nate. "So we don't really have to worry unless its evident in the challenge…"
"Well...I guess you're right…" said Aylesha. "But, I'm still a bit nervous about what happened at the gym in the last challenge…"
Nate sighed. "Come on babe...I know it was fucked up, but I feel in control again!"
"You sure?" Aylesha asked.
Nate gave her a kiss, reassuring her. "Yes…"
Aylesha smiled back.
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Shade and Ricky were watching TV in the den. The only thing they had in the lounge were other competition shows, so they were watching the third season of the show, when they first met and their 'relationship' started.
"Man...I was a man whore…" Ricky said with a giggle.
"And in the end, we were both forced into a REAL whore…" Shade chuckled.
"Yeah...that was horrifying…for me at least", Ricky said. "I'm sure you had-"
Shade glared, making Ricky begin stammering before fixing what he was about to say.
"-a horrible time considering you were still with your now wife…" Ricky finished with a sheepish smile.
Shade rolled his eyes. There was an awkward silence after that. Ricky started feeling a bit...insensitive for partially insisting that Shade enjoyed his forced sexual interactions with Aura. With quick thinking, he decided to change the subject, but instead-
He turned off the TV, and Shade didn't respond to it. This made him more nervous.
"Um...Shade?" Ricky asked.
"What?" he responded rather brashly.
"Look, I'm sorry for saying-"
"No. It's not what you said...I did this to myself…" Shade stated, looking down. "I brought up the memories…"
"What's wrong?" asked Ricky as Shade hopped off of the couch.
"Thanks to this shit, I'm starting to think about what that bitch did to me for two seasons!" Shade growled, slashing at the couch, making stuffing fall out.
"Hey…" Ricky said hopping down and patting him on the back. "Don't get yourself down. What she did to us was bullshit, but...remember, you got a daughter out of it…"
"And how the hell does that make me feel better?" Shade asked. "IT'S THE CHILD OF A BITCH THAT I DON'T EVEN LIKE WHO FORCED HERSELF ON ME!"
"Are you telling me that you're not treating Autumn like you do Spike?" Ricky said with a glare.
"No, she's my child and I love her. I just fucking hate the fact that I had my first ACTUAL child with a slut that didn't know the meaning of 'no'..." Shade growled. "Me and Shine have been trying for years, but no luck…"
"Well, me and Levi weren't really expecting or looking to have kids…" Ricky admitted. "But...that doesn't mean I don't love Chase."
Shade huffed.
"Shade, you've known that Autumn is Aura's for years now and you've been accepting of it…" Ricky started. "Just because what happened is plaguing your mind doesn't change what you have been doing…"
Shade gained a small smile. "I guess…"
"See! Just calm down", said Ricky with a giggle. "You're too cute to be getting stressed out and I don't want you going psycho like Demenio did. You're way worse…"
The mention of Demenio's name immediately made Shade gain a confused look. This look didn't surprise Ricky, as he was confused about what was going on with him as well.
"Speaking of him...why the hell did he vote for Hex?!" Shade asked. "Why would he try to knock off HIS immunity instead of outright voting to eliminate someone?"
"I have no idea, but it's really weird…" said Ricky. "I don't know if he's voting to get rid of immunities, which I'm probably the next to fall for if that's the case, or if he's just being a jerk…"
"Maybe it's both…" said Shade. "He's a cynical bastard now, so I wouldn't be surprised."
"Well cynical or not, we need to do something…" Ricky said.
"What for?" Shade asked. "He isn't bothering us any more, so who cares?"
"We should if we want to keep being friends with these people!"
"Um...I've been playing this game for almost 10 years and I can say that ,other than the villains, I'm cool with half of the people here…" Shade said. "No matter how we vote. Plus, there's no point in trying to save friendships when we're all competing against each other. In the end, all but two of us are going down that toilet and the order doesn't matter…"
Hearing that, Ricky gained a smirk. "Well, thanks for clearing that up for me…"
"What's with the smirk? You're not gonna go crazy are you?"
"Of course not!" Ricky exclaimed. "I'm just realizing that now I don't have to worry about anyone holding a grudge against me…"
"The votes are usually anonymous! There's never been anything to worry about…"
Ricky giggled. "Well, now I feel stupid."
"Uh huh…" Shade said, giving him a suspicious look.
"Well, now that I know this...we can try to get rid of Razor…"
"...All of that...and you're going for a villain?!"
"Yeah, I just wanted to mess with you. I already knew all of that…" Ricky laughed. "The look on your face was priceless…"
Shade gave him a 'seriously' look. "Really?" he asked monotonous.
"Loosen up…" Ricky said, nudging him. "You were just doing well…"
Shade sighed. "Do you agree about the Demenio thing or not?"
"Oh, yeah", said Ricky. "I still have my immunity, so I'm good."
"That's all you had to say…" Shade stated.
"CAMPERS! REPORT TO THE PLAINS IMMEDIATELY!"
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Everyone started walking, or flying, to the plains. Hex, still perplexed about why Demenio voted for him, decided to ask him what was wrong.
Dew and Lila saw this and were confused at first before they realized what he was doing.
"Um...hey…" he greeted sheepishly.
"Yeah?" Demenio asked, not wanting to deal with anyone at that time.
"Um...I was just wondering why you voted for me…" Hex said. "I know you said that you just wanted my immunity gone, but...why?"
"Maybe because I don't like child molesters in the game…" Demenio whispered with a small smile.
Hex paled. "W-What are you talking about?"
"You know exactly what I'm talking about…"
"H-How do you know about that?" Hex whispered in a panic.
"You don't need to know…" said Demenio. "Just know that if you don't want anyone to know about this...you make sure that you and your little friends fail the challenge…"
"WHAT?!" Hex whisper shouted as he stopped in his tracks. "You're blackmailing me?"
"You're a pervert, don't-"
"I AM NOT A PERVERT!" Hex exclaimed before piping down. "The little girl's mom freaked out and said I was feeling all over her when I was tying her up for the trick I was doing! She even volunteered her! And of course, the other moms sided with her and they fucking arrested me for no reason!"
"Uh huh...so you say…" said Demenio. "I doubt anyone will believe that shitty story…"
"IT'S THE TRUTH!"
"Whatever!" Demenio said as he kept walking.
Hex looked down in sadness.
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Demenio: *chuckles* Yeah, he's telling the truth. Apparently the bitch who reported him had a history of calling the cops for every little thing.
But the others don't know that. The only ones who even know are him and Morgan. This is going to be great…
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Everyone made it to the plains, where they saw a huge stage. Most of them could already guess what the next challenge was.
Mew, Virizion, and Xerneas came from behind the curtains.
"Alright. You remaining fifteen's next challenge is...a talent show!"
"Figures…" Volante said, rolling his eyes.
"But...there's a catch!"
" Of course…." Dew said, rolling his eyes.
"Now, the catch is that the talents that you will have to do will be pulled from a hat…" said Mew, holding a hat.
"Ugh...so the same shit you made us do last season?" Nate asked.
"No...last time we TOLD you what to do. This time...we're letting you choose…"
"...from talents that YOU wrote down…" Dew finished with a stern look.
"ANYWAYS!" Xerneas said, taking over. "You pull a talent from the hat and you have to perform it for us for 1 minute."
"Wait, is it within one minute, or do we have to keep going for the whole minute?"
"The second one…" said Virizion.
"The player who does the best gets immunity from tonight's vote…"
"AND we have a new rule…" Xerneas stated. "You can no longer hold your immunities, so after tonight's vote, NO ONE has immunity…"
Everyone began groaning and shouting in protest before Mew used a bullhorn to quiet them. "We can't have any more instances like the last one, so this rule will make things much easier."
"Just to clarify, if we still have immunity now, we're safe tonight?" Dew asked.
"That is correct..."
"Okay good", Dew said with a smile as Zayn groaned.
"Alright, now that we have all of that covered, come on up and choose your talent!" Mew exclaimed cheerily.
Everyone kept their annoyed expressions as they went up one after another to receive their talent.
Lila got dancing.
Dew got burping the alphabet.
Hex got juggling.
Nate got a handstand while rolling a ball.
Aylesha got talking backwards.
Demenio got emotional reading.
Shade got escaping a cage underwater.
Ricky got battling large opponents.
Razor got pogo stick stunts.
Volante got poetry writing and reading.
Aldon got eating weird things.
Krack got singing.
Zayn got skateboard tricks.
Jason got comedy.
Flynn got painting.
"Everyone happy?"
"NO!" majority of them exclaimed.
"Good, that means that we're in for a good show…" said Mew. "Now, we'll give you two hours to practice. Now...get going!"
Everyone went with their usual groups, their expressions still annoyed.
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Nate and Aylesha were back at the stadium.
"This fucking blows…" Nate stated with a groan. "I'm a fucking fatass! I can't do a handstand OR juggle a ball with my feet! I can't do anything with my feet in general except walk with them!"
"Hey, do you think I know how to talk backwards?" Aylesha asked. "We just have to try before giving up…"
"I'm telling you it ain't gonna happen for me, babe..." said Nate.
Aylesha gave him a look before sitting in lap and grinding on him a bit. "W-What the hell are you doing?"
"Well, either you actually get up and try...or I take this away for an entire week…" she threatened with a seductive glare.
Nate huffed. "You're bluffing."
"Am I?" Aylesha asked, raising a brow.
Nate, looking into her eyes, immediately blanched. She was serious! Instantly, he shook his head and straightened his face up, changing it to a sneer.
"Please…" he said, rolling his eyes. "I'm sure that you'd suffer more from that than I would…"
Aylesha giggled. "Alright, if you say so…"
"Yeah…" Nate said. "Now, go on and show me what you've got…"
"Okay...um, give me a word to say", said Aylesha. "Unlike you, I'm not afraid to try…"
Nate groaned. She was going to be like this all day, wasn't she?
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"Why Arceus? Just why?!" Dew exclaimed. "WHY MUST MY LIFE BE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT EMBARRASSMENT!?"
"Jeez, Steven….what are you so upset about?" asked Lila. "You're a guy, you guys burp all the time."
"That's sexist", Dew retorted. " And I'm upset because I'm always forced to do or accidentally do embarrassing things and it's fucking annoying!"
"It's just burping the alphabet…" Hex said. "People do that drunkenly and some kids do it in actual talent shows. It's more so disgusting to people than embarrassing…."
Dew groaned. "Whatever…I can't prevent the inevitable pain…"
Lila and Hex exchanged glances that read 'seriously?'. Dew was overreacting.
"Anyways, Lila, why don't you start practicing?" asked Hex.
"Pract-" she started before getting an idea. "Yeah...I'll practice alright…"
Hearing that tone and seeing her head towards the gym exit, Dew groaned.
"She's just gonna go get Jesse to get her almost pregnant…" Dew muttered. "That's very counterproductive."
"Meanwhile, you don't want to do your talent because you think it's embarrassing…" Hex laughed. "For all we know she could actually be going to practice her dance choreography…"
"Yeah, her POLE dance choreography…"
"Don't act like Ally and Mystic aren't the same way for you…" Hex said.
"That's not the point", Dew said with a faint blush. "Shouldn't YOU be practicing, too?"
Hex recalled the blackmail he had and really hated it. He didn't want to sabotage his brother-in-law in the same season they just got back along in nor did he trust Demenio considering the vote.
He'd have to get it off of his chest on his own, and since Dew was probably getting suspicious about his long silence and thinking expressions, he decided to go ahead and get it over with.
Hex sighed. "Well I don't really need to practice considering I'm a magician…"
"You realize that they'll probably just disqualify you for using it, right?"
"Well, now that you say that...yeah…" Hex replied. He had to do it now and hope Dew believed him. "Dew, uh...I have something to admit…"
"YOU'RE NOT CHEATING ON MY SISTER ARE YOU? BECAUSE THAT'D BE A GRAVE ER-
"NO!" Hex exclaimed.
"Well then what is it?" Dew asked, his tone growing soft.
Hex let out a breath. "I...was...arrested for a FALSE claim of...child molestation…" he garbled the last bit.
"False claim of what?!"
"C-child molestation…" Hex said a bit louder. "Now please don't kill me or forbid me from being with Morgan, because-
Dew pulled out his sword and held it to the Stoutland's throat. Fear filled Hex's body as he mentally pissed him and tears began to develop. Teleporting away wouldn't do anything, as he'd just continue his efforts, so he just stayed and shook like crazy.
Dew got close to him to whisper and Hex prepared for the worst. Instead, he got the surprise of his life.
"I already know…" Dew whispered, causing Hex's eyes to widen as Dew dropped his sword and burst into a fit of laughter.
"What? How do you-"
"Morgan told me so I wouldn't eviscerate you or ban you from seeing her…" Dew explained, his laughter calming down.
"S-She did?"
"My sister loves you. Of course she's gonna try and protect you…" Dew said. "Consider yourself lucky that she did…"
"If you already knew...why scare me like that?!"
Dew chuckled. "You just answered your own question…"
Hex glared at him.
"So why'd you bring it up?" asked Dew.
Hex sighed. "You know when I went to Demenio to ask why he voted me?"
"Yeah, we saw you…"
"Well, he said that he didn't want child molesters in the game, so he wanted my immunity gone", Hex started. "Then when I explained, he thought I was lying and threatened to tell everyone if I didn't make us lose the challenge…"
"That motherfucker…" Dew growled.
"What are we gonna do?"
"Not lose this challenge...that's what", Dew said with a glare.
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Dew: I don't know what's wrong with Demenio, but know one threatens Hex except me…
(outside): HEY!
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Volante, Ricky, and Shade were in front of the lounge. Ricky and Shade were just going back into the lounge prior to their meet up with Volante, who just landed in front of them.
"Um...what's up Volante?" asked Ricky.
"Um...nothing much, I was just wondering if you guys were...interested in a team up…" Volante said sheepishly.
The Eeveelutions exchanged glances. "Um...be right back...me and my associate have to talk about this…" Shade said as he pulled Ricky back by his tail spikes.
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"Hey, what was that for?" Ricky asked, rubbing his rump after Shade dragged him to the side of the lounge.
"Ricky, stay on topic, please", Shade said. "Do you think we need Volante in our alliance?"
"A better question is do we WANT him in our alliance…" Ricky said. "I mean, sure he's smart and everything, but he's more calculating and we're spontaneous. We don't even think hard unless we want to; we just play videogames, watch TV, nap, and eat for the most part since they haven't been mentioning the lounge as a reward or anything…"
"Yeah, but maybe we should have a bit more stability…"
"Nooooo", Ricky whined. "Everyone else is calculating and strategic. I like the way we are!"
"Well yeah, you're right about that…" Shade muttered. "But we can't just turn the guy away. He's another vote that may NOT be for us along the lines, plus, like you said, he's smart!"
Ricky sighed. "Well, yeah. But, I still don't wanna be all strict!"
"We don't have to be…" Shade reassured. "We can let Volante into our alliance and still be ourselves. If he's not into just relaxing, he can talk while we play…"
"Oh...I get it", Ricky said. "Nice."
"Right, so...let's tell him the good news…"
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Volante saw the two of them return. He really hoped that they'd be in an alliance with him. He really needed close allies. They hadn't talked that much as of late, but this could be an opportunity for him to relax while also focusing on kicking Razor's ass.
"Well, we've decided...that you can join us…" Shade said with a smile.
"Great!" Volante cheered. "So, what are you guys about to do now?"
"Well, I'm safe tonight, so I'm not doing anything…" Ricky said teasingly with a giggle. "As for Shade…"
"How the hell am I supposed to practice drowning to death?!" Shade exclaimed. "Tell me that…"
"So...what? You're not gonna do it either?" asked Volante.
"That'll depend on if they force us…" Shade said. "I really don't want to die…"
"You'll be fine...I'm sure these fucks can't risk being sued…" said Volante. "But now onto me...I have no idea how to start this damn poem…"
"Well, uh...have you established a theme?" Ricky asked. "Lika, what are you writing about…"
"I...honestly have no idea at all", Volante admitted. "I'm not that good at poetry. I mean, anyone can rhyme, but make it all make sense and keep with the story is hard…"
"Well, just try to just keep it flowing and you'll be fine", said Ricky.
"I don't know how. The most basic thing I know is 'roses are red, violets are blue'..." he explained.
"Hey, I feel that", Shade said. "Poetry is definitely not my thing…"
"So, you've never expressed your love to your wife?" asked Ricky.
"Um...of course I have", Shade said.
"With something other than your 'little friend'?"
"Yes, I know love isn't all about sex!"
Ricky nodded.
"Y'know poems aren't always the nonpareil form of showing love, Ricky", Volante said.
"I know, but I just thought that there'd be at least one time a guy has written a poem for their significant other to show their appreciation and love…"
"Not all guys are like that", Shade responded. "And since YOU seem to be the guy who knows so much about making poems, go on and help the guy with some ideas…"
"Alright, fine…" Ricky said with a nod, after which Shade started heading to the lounge. Seeing this, Ricky grinned. "-but you're gonna have to help me."
Shade stopped in his tracks. "Did you not hear me say that I don't know squat about poetry either?"
"Well in that case...you can listen and get help, too…"
"No thanks…" Shade said. "I haven't had to worry about poetry and I don't plan on it any time soon…"
"Come on…" Ricky whimpered while giving him the puppy dog eyes.
Shade groaned and tried to shield his eyes, but he could still feel them staring. He hated when Shine and Autumn did this to him. Guess he'd have to add Ricky to the list.
"Alright fine!" Shade exclaimed as Ricky stopped.
"Great. Now, come on in…" said Ricky as he started going to the lounge. Seeing this, Shade growled.
"What was the point of making me-"
"To keep you occupied and invested~" Ricky explained with a wink.
"You asshole…"
"And only Levi gets it…" Ricky retorted with a cheeky grin.
Both Shade and Volante sweatdropped.
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"Alright, this is another shitty challenge…" said Flynn. "I'm not surprised at all…"
"Oh please, you guys got easy shit!" Razor growled. "You just have to fucking paint again, Krack has to sing, and Jason has to tell fucking jokes…"
"I have NEVER ridden a skateboard before, so how the hell do they expect me to do tricks?!" Zayn exclaimed.
"Hey, I've never ridden a pogo stick, so we're in the same boat!" Razor growled.
"Calm down you two…" said Krack.
"How the hell can we calm down when they gave us talents that we can't even fucking do!?" Zayn exclaimed. "I want to actually have a chance! I don't enjoy toilet time unless I'm at home!"
"Well, none of us really know about pogo sticking or skateb-"
Jason cleared his throat rather loudly, getting all of their attention. "You happen to be looking at a skateboard AND pogo king…"
"Really?"
"Well, I was the best on my block…" said Jason, so...I guess it does kinda make me-"
"Well as least you have experience...maybe you can help them out!" Flynn said.
"It takes a while to get and there's gonna be a lot of trial and er-"
"AN HOUR AND A HALF REMAINS!"
"Okay, screw it, let's go…" Jason said, motioning the two of them to follow him outside.
Flynn, Krack, and Aldon remained in the cabin, with Aldon keeping an agitated and dazed face.
"Um...you okay?" asked Krack.
"I don't know. How would you feel if your talent would be to eat shit that you shouldn't be able to?" Aldon retorted.
"I see your point…" Krack said. "Well, just try your best. I'm expecting them to choose one of the goody two shoes to win anyway…"
"Gee thanks for the confidence boost…"
Krack growled before leaving the cabin. This left Aldon and Flynn as the only two there. Seeing this, Flynn gained a small idea.
"Hey, Aldon...I have an idea…" Flynn said.
"What?"
"Well, we're the only ORIGINAL members of the Evil Alliance, so I think we should form a mini alliance while we're still in this one…"
"Um...why?" asked Aldon. "It'd be four against two if they found out.
"They don't have to know…" Flynn said.
"Come on…" said Aldon. "They've become good allies and friends…"
"Uh-huh, but if it came down to two of us going against each other, we'd turn on each other…"
"Well that hasn't come up yet, has it? asked Aldon.
"All I'm saying is, as the originals, we should last longer than the others…" said Flynn.
"Um...Krack was here first season, too Wasn't he in your alliance before, before?"
"Yes, but I'm talking about the EVIL Alliance, not just alliances we had…" Flynn explained.
"Well I don't think it's a good idea as of yet…" said Aldon. "If things get out of hand, sure. But for now, things are going okay."
"If you say so…" said Flynn as he went outside where the others were.
Aldon, instead of going outside, went up to the window, where he saw Zayn trying to keep his balance on a makeshift skateboard.
When he fell, a few of the others laughed for a bit, including him.
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Aldon: Yeah, this eating weird shit talent is going to suck for me.
Also, Flynn seems to either be getting annoyed or wants to break away from our big alliance for some reason. I mean, we're all friends at this point. It's weird…
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Flynn: When push comes to shove, we're all gonna have to go against each other at some point. Nothing wrong with establishing it. I prefer not to acknowledge them as 'friends', but more so as just associates…
I've never had any real friends growing up, so I can't even acknowledge it without feeling words. Judge me all you want. I can feel you doing it anyway…
000
Demenio was back at the surgery area in the infirmary. He eyed all of the files, trying to see which ones he'd read…
However, the more he thought about it, the choice and an overall greater plan arose.
"I have Hex wrapped around my paw…" he told himself. "However, knowing these situations, he won't do what I tell him. Therefore, he must be eliminated tonight. I have to ensure his loss somehow."
Hex was a magician, so juggling would be no big deal since to him, clowns and magician went hand in hand.
"I'll just hope that I go before him and cause his morale and confidence to fall…"
000
Nate and Aylesha were still in the stadium, Nate trying to ensure she is very good.
"Alright, try...celebrate…" Nate said, sitting across from her.
"Um...ce-le-brate…" she sounded out. "Um...Etrab-el-ec…"
Nate thought about it himself before shaking his head. "Nope. Etarb-el-ec…"
Aylesha groaned. "Well I was close!"
"Yeah…" Nate said, leaning in to kiss her, only for her to lean back with a smile. "What are you doing?"
"I said you don't get any for a week if you don't try and I mean it…"
"Wait...that includes just kissing!?"
"That's right, daddy…" she said teasingly.
Nate groaned. "I can't do handstands and how the hell would I juggle a ball with my feet?!"
"And I can't talk backwards well, but you see me trying!"
Nate thought about it for a moment before groaning. "Fine...the things I do for you…" he muttered.
Aylesha giggled. "You sure it's just for me?"
Nate gave her a look. "Ha ha. Very funny."
He tried to get on his hands by bending down. "Um...could you help me out here?" he asked.
Aylesha got up and got behind him before bending down and helping him get his feet in the air. When he was up, miraculously, he was able to stay stable.
"Hey, whaddya know? I'm able to stay still…" said Nate. "Though the blood rushing to my head is probably gonna give me a fucking headache."
Hearing this, Aylesha immediately pushed him over.
"Hey. what was that for?" he asked. "You wanted me to try and I'm trying!"
"I know, but I'm worried that if you get a headache that way, something bad will happen…"
"Didn't we already talk about this?"
"Yeah, but...I'm still a bit scared…"
Nate chuckled and gave her a side hug, as he wasn't sure what she'd do if he actually hugged and kissed her as he usually would. "Don't worry too much, sweetheart. If something happens-"
He immediately paused before remembering that everyone who would normally fight and help in the situation were eliminated. He swore to himself, not knowing if the others would consent in beating the shit out of him.
"Well, you actually have a point, there…" Nate said, thinking. "If Eredar comes out...most of these 'veterans' don't know his true power and will probably write it off as me just pretending…"
"Um...Nate, I'm pretty sure they all know your problem", said Aylesha. "Now, the villains probably won't help, but the others will, I'm sure of it…"
"Shit...now that I think about it...we're the only two 'newbies' left this time…"
"And we don't have targets on our backs", Aylesha added, body bumping him with a smile.
Having this happen, Nate grinned. "So I take it that screwing is back on the table now that I've 'tried' and you don't want me to do it?"
Aylesha pushed him on his butt and got in his lap, answering his question.
"I'll take that as a yes…" he said before kissing her cheek.
"Sey a sa taht ekat lli…" she stated.
"W-hat?" Nate laughed before remembering the challenge. "Oh, nevermind. That was pretty good…"
Aylesha smiled.
"I love you…"
"I love you, too…"
Nate made a buzzer sound. "The correct way is...u-oy...evol I…"
Aylesha scoffed before turning around and locking their lips together.
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Lila was dancing with Jesse in the jail and unsurprisingly, they were doing well for a practice. Jesse spun Lila around and dipped her.
Lila giggled as she stared into Jesse's eyes. "Well this is fun…"
"Oh yeah…" Jesse said with a chuckle as he brought her back up to him and kissed her, bringing one leg up.
"I love you~" she said as they broke the kiss.
"Love you too…" he responded as they continued moving. He actually picked Lila up and spun her around before bringing her back down with her back to his chest. He started moving her to his hip motions, making her purr.
Lila backed her butt up against him, making Jesse sigh with a smirk. "Baby, we've gotta stop doing this. I don't want you getting pregnant...yet."
Lila giggled at this. "Yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't do this…" she said as she started shaking her butt against his crotch.
"You're twerking against my crotch?" Jesse chuckled.
"Is that a problem?" she asked with a seductive glance.
"No, not at all", Jesse said. "Though if Sonan ever saw this, he'd be extremely embarrassed…"
Lila giggled as she continued her actions.
"Alright sexy, let's get back to your ACTUAL dancing…" Jesse said as he moved from behind her.
Lila sighed. "Okay…"
Jesse picked her up and spun her around before they began normally dancing again.
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Lila: Most of you might think that I'm becoming a sexaholic slut, but I'm really not. There's nothing wrong with having fun with your spouse. If you find issue with how I'm acting….I don't care!
000
Volante, Ricky, and Shade were inside of the lounge. Shade was raiding the fridge while Volante and Ricky sat at the table with paper and a pencil next to them.
"Alright, what kind of theme do you want to do?" asked Ricky.
"Um...I don't really know…" Volante said. "I don't want to do anything that's been done before….like love or about myself…"
"Um...well, that's gonna be a bit difficult because most poems are like that anyway…" said Ricky.
"Okay, just think of the first thing that comes into your head…" Shade said muffled as he came over with a sandwich in his mouth.
"Hmm...I guess...food", Volante said, seeing Shade's sandwich,
"Okay, all you have to do is make a poem about food then, it makes sense and some foods do rhyme…"
"But that's lame…" Shade said. "I like food, how about you? I like it cuz we get to chew. That sounds like a first grader wrote it…"
"I'm not that basic. I'll use better words-"
"Then that'd be boring…" Ricky chimed in. "High vocabulary may sound good, but it doesn't do anything. Poems have to get emotions out of the listeners."
"How is he supposed to evoke emotion with a poem about food?"
"Hey, someone got an entire theater of people to cry over a poem about carpets…" Ricky stated. "He can do it if he makes it interesting enough…"
"What the hell can I do that-" he started before he paused. "Wait...I have an idea…"
He picked up the pencil with his mouth and proceeded to write. Feeling rather uncomfortable having the two Eeveelutions watch him so intently, he decided t speak up.
"Um...guys, you can go now. I can take it from here…" he explained.
"Oh, okay", said Ricky as Shade hopped out of a chair and started heading out. Ricky went down as well. "Let us know when you finish…"
Volante nodded as Ricky left the kitchen. When he came out, he saw Shade carrying a bottle of beer in his mouth towards the game room.
Curious, Ricky ran after him. He entered the game room just as Shade sat on the couch. He walked up to him and sat on the couch next to him. "What's with the beer?"
"Haven't had any in awhile...plus, I thought of a challenge revolving around it…" Shade said with a smirk.
"Oh really?" Ricky asked, raising a brow. "Do tell…"
"Well, we can play Stadium 2, and whoever loses each battle has to take a big swig of it…"
"Interesting…" Ricky said. "I've never drunk beer before, I'm more of a wine guy, but...I guess this could work…"
Shade grinned inwardly.
000
Dew and Hex were practicing their talents in the gym. Hex had no trouble with his, but Dew-"
"A, B,C…" he belched before he groaned and rubbed his throat. "I can't do this. I'm either gonna get a headache or my throat's gonna get sore."
"Well you better get through that…" said Hex.
"Wait a second…" Dew started. "I still have one immunity right?"
"Yeah…"
"So why the hell am I doing this if the immunity tonight is ONLY for tonight and all immunity is gone after tonight?!"
"Huh...you actually have a point there…" Hex said. "Well, I don't know what to tell you. I'm fine with my talent…"
"Yeah...and since I'm not gonna do shit...I think I'm gonna go give Demenio a piece of my mind-" Dew started before being cut off by Hex.
"Don't. Confronting the problem hardly ever solves anything in this game and you know that…" Hex said.
"Yeah…" Dew said, looking to the side. "But he still can't just blackmail you and expect to get away with it!"
"He won't get away with it...everyone here is smarter than that…" Hex said. "I honestly don't know why I was so worried…"
"I think because it's an official document that nearly put you on a sex offender's list for the rest of your life and the fact that almost everyone who watches this show and who is left in this competition would rip you a new asshole if they found out anything about it…"
Hex was now very pale as sweat dripped from his body profusely. Dew's eyes widened. "Hex? HEX?!"
Dew smacked Hex's back, allowing him to take a deep breath.
"Okay, I'm screwed. I'm completely and utterly screwed!" Hex panicked.
"Not if I have anything to say about it", Dew said. After seeing Hex's reaction, he no longer cared about the usual circumstances that occur. He was going to get Demenio for this. He started walking towards the exit.
"Steve...STEVE!" Hex called before teleporting him back. "I'm begging you, PLEASE leave him alone."
"Hex, that bastard is gonna reveal it anyway. That's how fuckers like that work! They force you to fail so that they win and they STILL screw you over!" Dew exclaimed. "I don't give a fuck, I'm going, and if you keep teleporting me, I WON'T back you up with an explanation when it happens…"
Hex looked down. "Fine…"
Dew walked back to the exit and left out. Hex sighed. "I pray to Arceus that things don't go to shit…"
Dew re-entered the gym with a stoic expression. "He's lucky I don't know where the hell he is…"
Hex facepalmed.
"CONTESTANTS! PLEASE REPORT BACK TO THE PLAINS!"
"What the hell?" asked Dew. "That didn't feel like 2 hours!"
"TIME FLIES! NOW BRING YOURS ASSES BACK HERE!"
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Almost everyone returned with agitated looks. Most of them hadn't perfected or even gotten good enough with their talents. Volante looked to Ricky and Shade and saw that they were a bit woozy and drunk.
"Um...Ricky?" Volante said. "I finished my poem…"
"Oh...uh...y-ya did? Great!" Ricky said a bit dazedly.
"Now, before we begin, we want to make things clear. EVERYONE has to participate, so if you thought that just because you already have immunity, you're exempt, you're wrong", Xerneas stated.
Dew and Ricky groaned.
"Alright, now that that's clarified, who's up first?"
Everyone exchanged looks without saying anything. Seeing this, the hosts looked at each other annoyedly.
"Okay...Nate, you're going first…"
"Um...can we choose not to go just because?"
"If you want to be flushed, yes…"
Nate groaned upon hearing that. "Fine, I'm going…"
He started going to the stage and one he was on, he turned around and saw the three hosts sitting at a judging table, while the others were in chairs. He sweatdropped.
"Alright...what was your talent?"
"I had to do a damn handstand while rolling a ball…" he explained.
"Interesting…" Virizion said. "Go on. You have one minute..."
"So I have to do that for an entire minute without a break?!"
"Yes…" said Mew as everyone's eyes widened.
Nate gulped. "Okay...so…"
He dropped to the floor and tried to get on his hands on his own, but he kept doing front flips and backflips.
"Come on damn it!"
"You're time's already started by the way…" Virizion added, making Nate gasp.
"Um...can I get a bit of assistance?"
"Nope, it's YOUR talent…"
Nate groaned as he looked around. He went against the side and flipped against the wall to get in his handstand. He sighed. "Finally…"
"Finally, we're getting somewhere...and only...37 seconds in…" Mew said, eyeing the timer beside him.
Mew teleported a ball on Nate's legs, causing the Quilladin to groan. Nate tried to roll the ball with his legs, but the ball just fell to the side.
"Well...that was awful…" Xerneas said as the timer went off.
"Hey, I can't do a handstand on my own and rolling a ball with my feet is not possible for me", said Nate.
"Excuses…" Virizion said. "Aylesha, you're next."
"Um...okay…" Aylesha said.
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Aylesha was on the stage looking rather nervous
"Alright, what was your talent?"
"T-talking backwards…"
"Alright...this should be fun", said Mew. "We have our own words, so when we start, your time starts…"
"Um...okay…"
"Alright...your first word...diabetes…"
Aylesha gulped as she started thinking and rearranging the letters. "Um...Se-te-baids?"
Mew made a buzzer sound. "Nope, there's no 's' at the end...next…"
Aylesha began sweating.
"Okay...denial…" Virizion said as the timer turned to 42.
"Lained…" Aylesha stated easily.
"Okay, good", said Virizion.
Aylesha's stress settled down a bit as she watched the timer.
"Antidisestablishmentarianism…"
Aylesha twitched as she saw the timer go to 54. "Um...ma-san…"
"Alright, time's up…" said Mew. "You got one word, so I guess that counts for something…"
Aylesha sighed.
"Alright, Demenio, you're up next…" said Mew.
"Excellent…" he thought.
As he went on the stage with a piece of paper, he saw Hex's nervous expression and grinned.
"Alright, what was your talent?" asked Xerneas.
"An emotional reading…" said Demenio as he put the paper down and changed his tone of voice to an overly dramatic actress.
"Name: Hex Freeman. Reason for arrest: Child molestation…"
Almost everyone gasped, as Hex and Dew's eyes widened.
"Hex...you-"
"No no no…" Hex repeated. "You don't know the context-"
"You're a fucking child molester, why the hell WOULD we want to know?!" Krack exclaimed.
"I'M NOT A CHILD MOLESTER!"
"Can I continue, please?" Demenio asked apathetically.
"NO!" Dew exclaimed angrily.
"Yes", said Xerneas with a smirk. "You still have 14 seconds…"
"He was released and not charged for his actions which were still deemed questionable by multiple witnesses…"
"You sick bastard…" Aldon said with a glare. "And you fucks are always judging us and going against us. At least we don't touch children!"
"You don't even know the story!"
"A child got touched, why the hell would we want the details?!" Jason exclaimed.
Lila, Nate, Aylesha, Volante, Shade, and Ricky all glared at him as well. They really didn't expect this from Hex. Seeing this, Hex whimpered and backed up a bit while Dew growled at Demenio, who was giving him a sick smirk in return.
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Dew: There's gonna be one dead puppy around here and it ain't gonna be my brother-in-law…
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"Alright, that was very dramatic and I liked your satire…" said Mew. "So far, you're in the lead…"
Dew nodded with a smile before hopping off of the stage while whistling and returning to his own seat as the others continued glaring daggers at Hex.
"Alright, Volante, you're up next…" said Virizion.
No one responded, which immediately led to Mew giving them a proposition…
"Alright, I'm pretty sure you all want to tear Hex limb from limb, which is weird considering only four of you have kids…" Mew said. "But, I guarantee, after this challenge is over, you can do whatever you want…'
"WHAT!?" Hex exclaimed. "Does this mean you're just gonna dislike my talent on purpose?!"
"Hex, whatever talent you have is no challenge. YOU DO MAGIC."
Hex felt like he was about to cry, while Dew patted his back.
"Dew, why the hell are you supporting him!?" Ricky exclaimed.
"Two reasons…" Dew said. "Actually three. One. He's my friend. Two. He's my brother-in-law. Three. I KNOW THE FULL STORY, that bastard only told you the...um...well…"
"Only told us what?"
"Well, now that I recall the case, what he says is true, but the full story is-"
"CHALLENGE, REMEMBER!" Virizion exclaimed.
"Fine…" Razor said. "We'll finish this stupid challenge. "We only have 12 minutes to go if we just go…"
"Well, Volante is next, so…"
The shiny drake flew up with his poem.
"Alright, in light of the bullshit we've all just learned, my talent was to write and recite a poem...and it's about food…" said Volante.
"Um...okay…" said Virizion. "You can start…"
Volante cleared his throat
Grapes are small and purple and round
Bread goes into your body safe and sound
Pasta is slippery and goes down nice
And nothing tastes better than seasoned white rice
Food is around, but these aren't just it
Foods can be knowledge, emotions, even shit
Like the feeling of heartbreak on one strange encounter
The walking Hakarl just had to somehow charm her.
Cotton candy is fluffy just like our love used to be
But shark meat became her new favorite delicacy
Brain food for thought, and this isn't just spite
But Mach-ing is only for wimps and bitches, right?
Call me a hypocrite, but I'm just giving my point
Pineapples are sturdy with spikes that are joint
I think of myself as a hearty beef steak
And my taste is what makes numerous 'mons quake
The taste of the Hakarl may just make you gag
Which is worth it when you have some foods who just lag
The ones who pull through are the ones on the top
And the ones on the bottom just need to stop
Food, good for the body and being courageous
Reminder Hakarl is too damn ostentatious
Eat it up and swallow every bit
Digest it well, this is real shit…
After he finished, everyone stared in shock. Some didn't even knew what he was talking about, while others knew exactly what he was doing. Razor panted angrily as he glared at the shiny Salamence.
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Razor: Oh-ho, so the bastard makes a poem about how I stole Vina from him even though he wasn't even willing to be a REAL man about it until she dumped his ass. Really mature…
Well, if he's going that route, I guess this is war…
000
"Well, that was a little over one minute, but we'll let it slide", said Xerneas. "It was a very confusing poem, because you didn't mention a LOT about food, just...a few."
"Yeah, sorry...I got a bit too into it and started going back and forth with it…"
"It was okay, but I wouldn't put it in any of my favorites…" said Virizion.
"I don't even care about poetry, so…" Mew said. "Shade, you're up…"
Shade groaned. "Fuck my life…"
-000-
Shade was on the stage.
"What was your talent?"
"I have to escape a fucking cage while underwater…" Shade stated brashly.
"Ooh...almost death…" said Virizion. "Should be interesting…"
Shade growled softly.
Mew snapped his fingers and Shade immediately found himself inside of a cage and being lowered into a tank of water. "Your minute starts when the cage touches the water."
Shade growled as the cage was lowered.
As soon as the cage touched the water, Shade started biting the bars and ripping them off before spitting them out. He did it to the one next to the first one he bit and then jumped out.
"Wow...that was easier than I thought…" Shade commented.
"And also way under the one minute mark. We expected struggle and suspense…"
"Well SORRY that I didn't almost die for your amusement…"
"Apology not accepted…" said Virizion as Shade rolled his eyes. "Ricky, you're up next…"
Ricky sighed as Shade got off of the stage.
-000-
Ricky was sitting on the stage looking a bit nervous.
"What was your talent?" asked Mew.
"Um...battling larger Pokemon…" Ricky said.
"Oh, this should be good…" said Mew as he teleported a Rhyperior in front of Ricky.
Ricky paled. "You have got to be kidding me!"
"Come on! That's totally unfair for him!"
"Hey, it's better and more impressive to battle when you're weak against the opponent-" Mew said.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Ricky screamed as numerous rocks landed on him.
Everyone winced.
"Well...that didn't last long…" said Xerneas. "Demenio is still in the lead…"
Dew growled upon hearing that.
"Wait, what happened to the one minute thing?!" Nate exclaimed. "Their talents were much less!"
"Whether you use the full minute to succeed in your talent is up to you. We just said you had one minute…"
"Alright...someone get Ricky off of the stage. Dew, you're up next…"
As the Rhyperior vanished, Shade hopped on the stage, moved the rocks, and lifted Ricky off of the stage.
After doing so, Dew grumpily went up on stage, leaving Hex unguarded.
"And what was your talent?"
"Burping the fucking alphabet…" Dew grumbled.
"Disgusting…" Virizion and Xerneas said.
"Proceed", Mew said with a smile.
Dew took a deep breath and started swallowing air, as he hadn't drunk anything. This process was a bit difficult, as he wasn't quite used to it. After about fifteen seconds, Dew finally was able to start.
"A...B...C…...D...E…" he started before he had to swallow more. "F...G...H…...I...J...K…"
His throat began hurting already, but he had to keep going until he finished. "L...M...N…...O...P…"
The timer was at 43 seconds. "Q...R...S...T...U..V...W...X...Y...Z…"
After he finished, he panted and groaned from the strain.
"Impressive. Gross, but impressive…" said Xerneas.
"Not the best, but you completed your talent, I'll give you that…"
"It was cool, but if you could do it continuously, THEN it would have been extraordinary."
Dew glared.
"Lila, you're up next…"
Lila nodded as she stood up and went to the stage.
-000-
Lila went on the stage with a smile.
"Alright, what was your talent?"
"Dancing…" Lila said with a smile.
"Oh...interesting…" said Mew with a smile.
"Yeah...and I'll need a partner…" Lila said. "And it needs to be Jesse...if any of you come up here, I will end you…"
The guys all groaned except for Ricky and Krack.
"Fine…" Mew said, rolling his eyes.
Jesse appeared on the stage, making Lila purr and nuzzle him.
"Alright, you can start...now!"
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One long minute later
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Almost everyone had a large blush and wide eyes after they finished.
"Well...er-hem...thanks for that…" Virizion giggled. "Now I have something new to try with Cobalion…"
"Well, heh heh...you are DEFINITELY in the lead now…"
"Okay, I'm really getting tired of her winning with fucking sex appeal!" Krack exclaimed angrily.
"The challenge isn't over yet…"
"Yeah, but as soon as she comes along, she automatically wins and it's bullshit!" Krack explained. "The rest of us are fucking guys, so it's obvious you aren't gonna give us actual high appreciation. Xerneas and Virizion, maybe, but you're the main host now…"
"Well, he's not wrong, Mew...you do make her win…"
"Out of all of the other challenges, this is the only one that she's actually been in the lead in…" said Mew. "Name another time this season when she got immunity because of what you think is 'sex appeal'..."
Krack stayed quiet.
"Exactly", said Mew. "Me thinks you're just jealous of her."
Krack scoffed and rolled his eyes as Lila got off of the stage with a peeved expression.
"Zayn, you're next…" said Virizion, changing the subject.
Zayn groaned.
-000-
Zayn was on the stage with the makeshift skateboard he was using for practice.
"My talent was doing skateboard tricks…"
"YOU'RE GONNA SUCK!"
"Watch yourself burp boy!"
Zayn put the skateboard on the ground and started trying tricks. He didn't have his balance and ended up falling as it started rolling.
Zayn groaned and got up before trying again. However, upon putting one foot on the skateboard, he slipped backwards and landed on his back hard and launched the skateboard to the side.
Dew burst into laughter while Zayn growled as he stood back up. "Well Zayn...that was-"
"Wait! I'm not done, I still have twenty seconds!" Zayn exclaimed as he jumped off of the stage in order to try and find his skateboard.
"Well, those twenty seconds are still dwindling and the board went pretty far…"
"HOW?!"
"I don't know, but as far as we're concerned, you're done…" said Xerneas. "Flynn, you're up…"
Zayn growled and just went back to his seat as Flynn grumpily went on the stage.
-000-
"Alright, what's your talent?" asked Virizion.
"I have to fucking paint…" he grumbled.
"Well, in that case…" Mew said as an easel appeared next to the elephant, as well as a few other paints.
"Alright...your time starts now", said Virizion.
Flynn groaned as he dipped his trunk in paint.
000
45 seconds later...
000
A triple portrait of Mew, Xerneas, and Virizion was seen on the easel
"Well...that's pandering to the extreme...and it is completely acceptable!" Mew exclaimed. "Flynn is now in the lead!"
"Yeah, that speedpaint was amazing!" Virizion said. "You even got all of my good features!"
"Yeah...thanks…" Flynn said grumpily.
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Flynn: I fucking hate painting! Why the hell are they praising this shit!?
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"Alright, Razor you're up next…"
Razor nodded as he got up and went to the stage.
-000-
"Alright Razor, what's your talent?" asked Xerneas.
"Pogo stick tricks…" Razor said as he pulled out a pogo stick and started bouncing on it. The practice seemed to help him in this instance, but he didn't really succeed in doing any tricks.
With the clock winding down, he attempted to bounce in a circle, but lost his balance…
Volante laughed at his fail, making Razor growl as he got up and threw the pogo stick at him. Volante didn't pay attention and got hit right in the eye, causing him to shout in pain and growl angrily.
Volante got up and wanted to beat his ass, but he decided not to. He was done. That bastard wanted to play that way...okay, fine…
Volante got the pogo stick and whacked it back up to him, only for him to catch it.
"Ooh...nice catch, but...a bit lame", said Mew. "Krack, you're up next…"
-000-
Krack got on the stage with his arms folded.
"Alright Mr. Jealous, what's your talent?"
"Singing…"
"Ooh...alright", said Virizion. "What's your song?"
"Wait, you're not gonna give me one?"
"No...it's YOUR talent…" said Mew. "By the way, your time has started…"
Krack started thinking of a song he knew. He only had 51 seconds and counting. After a couple more seconds, he settled on a song and began.
Stole a key
Took a car downtown where the lost boys meet
Took a car downtown and took what they offered me
To set me free
I saw the lights go down at the end of the scene
I saw the lights go down and standing in front of me
In my scarecrow dreams
When they smashed my heart into smithereens
Be a bright red rose come bursting the concrete
Be the cartoon heart
Light a fire, light a spark
Light a fire, a flame in my hea-
"Alright that's it!" said Mew.
"You did well…" said Virizion. "Not my favorite band, but, you did well…"
"Eh, it's okay", said Mew. "Not my type of music, though…"
"That's one of my favorite songs, but...your voice doesn't really fit it. It was still okay nevertheless…"
Krack rolled his eyes. At least Flynn was in the lead instead of Lila...
"Alright, Aldon...you're next", said Mew.
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Aldon got on the stage.
"What is your talent?" asked Mew.
Aldon sighed. "Eating...weird things…"
"Ooh...this is going to be fun…" said Xerneas.
"Well...let's see...what is something we can make him eat?"
"Hmm...how about..." Virizion started before whispering in Mew's ear. His eyes widened before he smiled.
"Ooh...that sounds good", Mew said before a table with a covered platter was teleported onto the stage.
"Aldon, take a seat and when you start eating, your time begins…"
"Um...w-what is it?"
"You'll see…"
Aldon hesitantly sat down as everyone else watched in anticipation. He removed the cover and saw that it was...a Grumpig butt.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
"Oh, it's more than just that. Take a bite…"
"NO WAY AM I EATING THIS SHIT!"
"So you'd rather be eliminated for not doing anything?"
"All you have to do is take a big bite and you're good…"
Aldon growled. He didn't want to be eliminated, but he also didn't want to eat this! Oh what these guys do for money.
He took a big bite and screamed as his mouth was full. His mouth started to bleed as he chewed and tears streamed down his face. He swallowed and lost consciousness immediately as he bled.
"What the hell was in that!?" Krack exclaimed.
"Oh, it's just a Grumpig ass filled with Caterpie guts, glass, and screws…" said Virizion. "Bugs, guts, glass, and nuts and bolts are usually the most common things for this kind of talent…"
"HE DOESN'T ALWAYS DO THIS, THOUGH!"
"Oh, right…" said Mew. "Well, I'll teleport him to the infirmary."
Aldon was teleported away.
"Alright...Jason, you're up next.."
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Jason stood up pretty nervously.
"What is your talent?"
"Um...comedy…" said Jason.
"Oh boy…" said Mew. "Why the hell did you put that one in?"
"Come on, he could be good…." said Virizion. "Go on, Jason…"
"Um...pain and suffering?"
This got no response, making him pale. That was all he had.
"Yeah, that would only work if Victini was still here…" said Mew. "Got anything else? And be honest…"
"N-No…"
"Alright, get the hell off of the stage…" said Mew. "FLYNN WINS THE IMMUNITY!"
"Wait a second, Hex didn't even get a chance!" Dew exclaimed.
"He's a magician. I already said that it wouldn't be a challenge!"
"Wait, so does that mean he's safe? Because it'd be unfair if you just targeted him. You'd be pulling a Victini…" Dew said.
"Hex get on the stage…" Mew said immediately.
Hex sighed before walking up onto the stage.
"What was your talent?"
"Juggling…"
"Okay, go on…" said Mew.
Hex took a deep breath and made a few bathtubs appear. He took a deep breath and started juggling them with ease. This, however, did not do much of anything, as Mew yawned. At least Virizion and Xerneas looked interested.
As the time ticked, he started adding more objects, including cacti, knives, and even a Wailmer. He continued juggling them until time ran out. As soon as it ended, he made everything vanish into gummy bears.
"Wow, that was very nice…" said Xerneas.
"Yeah…" said Virizion.
"Oh please. He's a magician, so there's no challenge. He didn't struggle with anything, which was the challenge. He he'd done it WITHOUT magic, then I'd be impressed."
"But you didn't say I couldn't and-"
"FLYNN WINS IMMUNITY!"
Hex looked down in sadness, as the others grinned except for Dew, who glared at Demenio.
"We'll see you all at elimination later…"
000
Dew had told Lila, Volante, Shade, Ricky, Nate, and Aylesha to meet him at the mess hall.
"What do you want Dew?"
"I want to know who you plan on voting for tonight…"
"Why?" asked Ricky.
"Because I don't want you guys to make a mistake and vote out Hex…"
"Why would NOT want to vote him out? All this time he's been keeping that terrible info about himself!"
"You don't know what happened!"
"Okay, then explain what happened…" said Nate.
Dew groaned. "He was doing an act at a birthday party and a little girl's mom volunteered her to take part in the trick. Hex was going to tie her up, cover her with a blanket, and have her appear, unscathed, back in the house of the party."
"Okay, and?"
"When Hex was tying her up, the same mom accused Hex of feeling all over her as he tied her up and then other moms started saying bullshit and agreeing with the first accusation, so they arrested him for that shit when he was just doing the job he was getting payed for!"
Everyone exchanged sad glances.
"Yeah….you guys were turning on him during the challenge, but now you feel bad, huh?" Dew asked. "Look, we've known each other for years, and this new mindset we have of 'one of us did something supposedly bad or really bad in the past, let's turn on them until something's explained' needs to stop. We're supposed to be supportive and believe them until the bullshit is proven to be true. THEN we fuck them over…"
"Then...why did Demenio only read the bad parts?" asked Aylesha.
"Because he thinks he's all alone now…" said Shade. "Me and Ricky gave him the vibe that we didn't want him around because of um...personal things...and now he doesn't give a shit about anyone, so…"
"But that doesn't explain how he got that info…" Volante said. "Who could have given it to him?"
"Well whatever the hell is going on, we need to stop it…" said Lila. "And...I need to find Hex and apologize. I mean, I was skeptical at first, and deep down I didn't believe it was true, but I still should've been more supportive…"
"I'm sure we all need to apologize…" said Volante. "And to be honest...I wasn't even gonna vote for him…"
"You weren't?" asked Shade.
"You were?" Volante retorted.
"Well…" Shade started before sighing. "Look, I have two kids and no tolerance for bullshit, alright?"
"Well, I saw that we all go for Aldon now…"
"Nice try Lila…" said Nate. "We're still not in the alliance…plus the guy ate an ass filled with sharp objects!"
Lila sighed. "Fine…"
"Maybe we can all mob vote for Zayn and just get it over with now…" said Dew.
"No, I say Razor instead…" said Volante, his eye turning a bit purple.
"Look, how about we all just vote for who we want and get on with it?" asked Aylesha.
"If we do that, Hex will be eliminated. We have to agree…" said Lila.
Everyone exchanged looks.
000
Everyone made it to the elimination ceremony, the Grand Alliance grinning at Hex, who was looking sad. The others looked a bit confident as well.
"Alright, let's get this show on the road. Today's been a big day…"
"Tell me about it…" Hex muttered sadly.
"Alright, you all know the drill by now…" said Mew. "Ricky, Dew, Flynn, Demenio, Lila, Nate, Aylesha, Krack, Razor, Shade, Volante, Aldon, and Zayn...you're all safe…"
"Jason and Hex...you two are at the bottom...and it was a tie that determined on one single vote…" said Mew. "So, the player going home is…
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Hex sighed, as a few of the others growled.
"Hold on, how the hell does that work?!" Dew exclaimed. "We all voted for Jason and you fucks voted for Hex, so who…"
Dew suddenly stopped and realized before turning to the Stoutland, who was looking down. "Wait...Hex, you-"
"Don't worry, I'll be okay…" Hex said.
"If you call being flushed down a toilet, okay, then...okay", Jason laughed.
"No, I say okay...because I'm not going home…" Hex said. "YOU ARE!" he exclaimed, holding up the invincibility statue.
"WHAT?!" everyone exclaimed.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU-"
"AND WITH THE BIG TWIST, HEX HAS MADE HIMSELF SAFE! That means...Jason, you're out man…"
Jason was dumbfounded, as were the other villains as they saw the others gather around Hex. Demenio growled at this.
000
Jason was sitting on the edge of the toilet out of nervousness. "Um...I'm not so sure if-AAAHHHHH!" Jason screamed as Mew pushed him in and flushed.
"Man, THAT was crazy...I didn't think he'd be able to pull something like that…" said Virizion.
"Yeah...but now it's time to hide this thing again…" said Mew as the state vanished from his hand. "This is getting really good…"
000
Wow...just WOW! All of that buildup and that twist, though! Ya gotta feel bad for Hex, though...people now know his past 'false' offense and aren't gonna leave him alone after the game's over for him. This was a good moment for his and Dew's brotherhood as well and the attitudes of everyone need to change ASAP. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time on Total...Pokemon...All-Stars!
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