Wanted to thank everyone for the reviews (omg over 100!) so I decided to do a longer chapter to showcase the 'I Have Never' game. 'Tis my gift to everyone for their support! Just so you know they're sitting in a circle on the floor. Order is Cana, Lucy, Flare, Aries, Juvia, Erza, Evergreen, Mirajane, Lisanna, Meredy, Yukino, Sorano, Chelia, Wendy, Levy, and then back to Cana.

Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail

I HAVE NEVER

After the confession of Lucy and Levy Sorano rounded on her sister. "You never told me who the hell you're sleeping with, Kino, don't even think you're getting out of this one!" The older celestial wizard pointed at her sister and Yukino let out a sigh. "Seriously, Sora? It's not really any of your business." That earned a sharp glare worthy of death.

"None of my business? You're my baby sister, Kino, and I always protected you. I'm your sister, we we're supposed to be best friends." A pout formed on the woman's face, and considering Sorano was gorgeous the look was quite something, and Yukino's eyes softened before she hugged her sister. "Okay, okay. I've been dating Orga." Sorano's expression darkened.

"Orga!? The massive lightning oaf?! Oh my god he's so fucking dead!" Sorano shot to her feet and shrieked as a blur of red whizzed by her face as Igneel flew in a wide circle to one of the many shelves that held the dragon beds. "Careful, if you startle them they'll start trading places to get away." Lucy warned, watching as the hatchlings all made clicking and chirping noises.

"Well, Flare, it's your turn." The redhead blushed. "I have never...used a sex toy." Since Flare had lived with the giants she was missing out on many of the things most of the girls were used to, living with Yukino and being part of Sabertooth had helped the redhead become more comfortable among the rest of Fiore though, and all the girls save for Wendy took a drink.

"Flare you're missing out, girlfriend, wait...you have a boyfriend?" The redhead's face flushed. "W-well...sort of? We just get together whenever one of us is turned on." Yukino giggled. "There's no way he isn't in love with you considering that he wore that ridiculous...well his clothing is normally flamboyant. Never mind." Lucy tilted her head and Mirajane snapped her fingers. "Rufus?" Flare's blush darkened and the girls squealed collectively.

"I'll take my turn." Aries stuttered out, earning nods, and the ram spirit bit her lower lip. (In another location Loke was resisting the urge to interrupt and kidnap his dear ram) "I have never...been involved in bondage." The girls collectively looked at each other and gasps flew up as both Lucy and Levy took shots. "W-what?!" Mirajane squealed, alarmed, and then the group all suffered from whiplash as they jerked their heads to Erza when the redhead took a shot.

"Wait. Hold up. Lucy and Levy obviously did that stuff together," Cana pointed at the two and earned a matching pair of nods. "but Erza who did you…?" The redhead shook her head and let out a carefree laugh. "Actually I too have...experimented...and it was with her that I indulged." The girls exchanged looks and Mirajane raised an eyebrow. Seeing the looks Erza rolled her eyes. "Kagura. We ran into one another on a mission and I couldn't ignore how beautiful she looked that night...she's very submissive. Jellal ended up joining us though." Lisanna and Juvia choked as the others almost fell out of their chairs.

"You had a threesome with Jellal and Kagura?!" Juvia screeched, shooting to her feet, and the dragons let out a distressed cry from her volume which got silent as Lucy's eyes narrowed. "S-sorry, Juvia forgot their hearing is more sensitive." Lucy nodded slowly, a warning, and the water mage realized it was her turn. "Juvia has never...done anal play." Aries, Mirajane, Meredy, and Chelia took drinks. "Ummm...Chelia I didn't know you…." The pink haired girl giggled. "I'm dating Eve, from Blue Pegasus, and he's pretty...persuasive?" Wendy blushed crimson and fell silent.

"Nothing wrong with a bit of fun." Cana commented, glancing at Mirajane with a glance the Satan Soul mage knew meant she was up for interrogation, and Meredy giggled. "Too true. It hurts at first, not gonna lie, but if he or she gets you worked up enough there's no pain." A few people looked at the Maguilty Mage and blinked in surprise.

"W-well then...I have never watched porn." Lucy snorted and took a drink, only Wendy and Flare left their drinks untouched. "So, anyone else find it weird we're including Wendy in on this?" Lisanna asked as she glanced at the girl. "Nah, Wendy may look fourteen but remember that she's biologically twenty one, besides that she's been exposed to Macao and Wakaba's perverted comments." Lucy waved her hand dismissively and the sky dragon slayer hummed.

"As a healer I'm supposed to know about the human body and Porylusica did make sure I knew reproductive health as well, I'm not unfamiliar with a man's naked body in the sense that I can heal it. I've just obviously never had sex or done anything like that due to the age dilemma." The girls all nodded, some felt bad for her considering how young she was stuck. "It's okay, Wendy, you'll get to do things like that eventually. You're not missing too much, sex can be good and bad." Evergreen assured the young girl.

"You're up, Evergreen." Flare reminded her and the woman gave a haughty laugh, debating on what to dish up. "I have never...had sex with the lights off." Flare snorted and drank, along with Meredy and Aries. "I never understood the whole debate between lights on or off." Levy spoke up, earning several looks, and the blunette shrugged as she continued. "If you're going to do the dirty what's the point in hiding your body? I know it's romantic with no lights and a ton of candles, or even having sex by starlight, but a person who goes for the prize should love your body regardless." Evergreen snorted. "I completely agree, that's why I've always kept the lights on, I enjoy watching his muscles flex and relax during sex; it's an amazing sight." Her face reddened and Lucy laughed.

"It's okay, Evergreen, you have the MANLY MAN after all." Lucy puffed her chest out, lowering her voice, and the girls erupted into laughter as the blond imitated Elfman. (In another location said manly man was blushing profusely about his woman's confession) "Lucy please don't do that ever again." Levy asked with a giggle. "Awww...but you love it." The blond replied before Levy leaned in. "Maybe I do." The Solid Script Mage purred, her lips close to the blond's ear, and a growl alerted them as Viper slid up Lucy's arm and wrapped around her neck. "Viper, what is your deal?" Lucy chided the baby dragon with a low laugh.

"He's protecting you from physical attention by anyone other than your brood, the dragon slayers, it's sort of the set-up that's instinctively been formed. As we told you before there are cases of broods, groups of dragons led by a single matriarch, where the female will have anywhere from two to ten consorts. To the baby dragons, since they see you as their matriarch, the slayers are all your consorts. So any flirting will get quickly shut down." Wendy explained.

"So Lucy has a harem? What the fuck, I'm jealous." Cana pouted and Lucy turned bright red. "Don't be, they can be morons, Natsu and Sting tried to kill us two days ago." Wendy turned green at the memory. "Oh that was gross, go figure they're the ones with the sensitive stomachs. Though you got pretty messed up too." Lucy shook her head. "Once I emptied my stomach I was fine. But Sting is not cooking again, I refuse to chance that again." Lucy quickly told the girls about the very lightly undercooked sausage that gave her food poisoning.

"That's unfortunate, Lucy, don't hesitate to come by the guild for meals though. Oh, I'm up. I have never...played strip poker." Wendy was the only one not to drink, Lucy snickered at a memory of a girls night at Cana's house when she first played, it was surprisingly Lisanna with the worst poker face. "We should have a game later." Levy commented, casting a sly glance to the blond. (On the other end of the scrying lacrima the guys were drooling) "Nah, I'm good. Besides, the last thing we need is the guys coming home to us half or completely naked." Cana snorted out a laugh.

"True enough. Lis you're up." The short haired Strauss frowned. "Hmm...I have never...slept with another Fairy Tail mage." Lucy, Levy, Mirajane, Evergreen, Cana, Sorano, and Erza took drinks. "Umm...Cana, Sorano...who did you two…?" Mirajane glanced between the two. "Oh, me? I managed to get Gray to take me home one night when we visited." The room expected Juvia to drown Sorano, all eyes shifted to the bluenette, but instead Juvia simply shook her head. "Juvia was the one to tell him to take the chance since he was so nervous about asking you." Sorano blinked after a moment. "Aren't you, like, obsessed with him?" The woman asked.

"Juvia was...she loved Gray, but he never returned Juvia's feelings." Erza dropped a comforting hand on her shoulder and Chelia giggled. "I'm glad you didn't turn to Lyon for the rebound." Juvia shook her head. "N-no. Lyon is a good man and deserves someone who can care for him sincerely...Juvia doesn't so she wouldn't string him along like that. B-but Juvia does have someone she might want to ask out." The mage pressed her fingers together and Cana's eyes twinkled in curiosity while Mirajane grinned darkly. "Leave it." Erza snapped, ready to fight to protect the water mage from being mobbed about sex and babies and the identity of mystery man.

"I-t's fine. Juvia was...Juvia was thinking of asking Bickslow on a date." A pink flush covered her face (Bickslow would fervently deny that he blushed if anyone asked) and Lucy grinned. "He's pretty nice, once you get to know him, but he's a raging perv." Evergreen nodded. "Bicks...most people are scared of his eyes so don't be surprised if he wears the visor near constantly." The Fairy Mage warned, earning a nod, and Lisanna shook her head. "Bicks only acts like a perv because he doesn't date, he feels like he'd be a burden to a girl since there's always the chance of his magic activating, but I think you'd be good together." Juvia's face darkened to a shade of crimson the same color as Erza and Flare's shining hair.

"M-meredy it's you turn." The blunette deflected the attention to the maguilty mage. "Okay, okay. I have never...had a guy go down on me." Sorano barked as only Lucy, Wendy, and Juvia didn't drink. "Seriously? Macbeth is that much of a little bitch that he won't eat peach?" A few girls giggled, seeing as they were taking shots of rum and getting drunk, and Meredy blushed. "I don't...I don't know how to ask him to do it. I've always initiated any time we're together and I do it by blowing him so..." Sorano snorted. "Lazy bastard. Give him a dry spell for a few weeks and he'll be drinking you down like a man who hasn't had water in days." The celestial mage advised and Meredy nodded with a determined expression. (Elsewhere Midnight was being reprimanded by several of the guys for letting Meredy be the power top)

"My turn. I have never...been with a man that has a piercing down below." A few looks were exchanged and Meredy drank along with Chelia and Levy. "Oh god. Please don't tell me the Trimens have matching Prince Albert's." Meredy glanced at Chelia and Levy who both sighed. "They do. We didn't realize all of them had one until Sherry mentioned that she loved Ren's." Levy commented and then glanced at Lucy. "I know Cana asked but do you think he's pierced everywhere?" Lucy shrugged and it was a snort from Aries that made them glance at her.

"Remember that Leo joined them in the hot spring once in Crocus?" The girls stared at the spirit and nodded. "The Trimens were bragging about their piercings so Gajeel reminded them that they weren't the only ones. He's got a Jacob's Ladder on the underside of his shaft, apparently there are nine." Lucy's face turned bright red as naughty images filled her mind and Mirajane grinned wickedly along with Cana. "Uh oh, Aries your Master is about to melt. What's wrong, Lucy? Gonna have a hard time sleeping now that you know?" The blond let out a whimper. (Gajeel gave a snort of satisfaction elsewhere)

"I'm going to take my turn before Lucy over here suffers from spontaneous combustion. I have never been in Sorcerer's Weekly." Every girl drank except Meredy, though it included Aries since they'd done a six page spread on Lucy and her spirits, and Sorano grinned smugly. The goal was to find the one thing everyone else had done that you hadn't, after all, and she was the closest to winning the first round. Lucy hiccuped, smiling as Wendy sped up her metabolism to speed the liquor through her, and the girls were all in various states of intoxication at this point.

"I'm up! I have never had a wet dream." The group gave a collective gasp as everyone drank, including Wendy, and several eyes bugged as they stared at the sky dragon slayer. "Who the hell corrupted sweet little Wendy?" Juvia asked in shock. "It was the result of a potion, Lucy remembers, we were on a job and this enemy mage used a potion that knocked her and I out cold. We, uhh, shared a dream? I was older, I remember that much, like Edo-Wendy." Lucy's face turned an odd shade of scarlet (Lucy's lesbian tendencies were becoming a rather interesting conversation elsewhere among shouts of 'SHE'S A REAL MAN' from a certain individual) and the girls shook away their surprise.

"W-well then...moving on. I have never...watched Gone with the Wind." Wendy didn't have any dirty things she could think of that hadn't been covered, or that she wanted to learn about the girls, so she went tame. It was met with laughter as everyone else drank, so far she was the closest to winning, and Levy hummed as she tried to think of something. The blunette glanced at the faces of the girls. "I have never...taken a dirty- oh wait never mind. Fuck, what haven't I done? Oh, got it. I have never been filmed during sex." Lucy looked openly surprised as Erza, Sorano, Aries, and Cana drank.

"You guys..." Cana snickered. "Different guilds, for me, sweetheart. The only porn I want Baccus watching is me so I let him record us together to use for his own entertainment. He knows that I'll know if he shows anyone and what'll happen." Cana explained before Sorano nodded. "Pretty much the same with Gray and I." Aries hummed. "Leo and I starred in a play with sex at one point when we were with Karen and she filmed it." The spirit explained and Lucy's eyes lowered as she thought of that. "I didn't think she'd do something like that, I've heard of pretty rotten things but that's just low." Aries shrugged. "She was our Master and I'm actually in several adult films in the Celestial Spirit World along with Virgo." Mirajane blinked.

"Then why are you so shy? I mean..." Aries giggled. "Oh, well, I'm not used to having humans be nice to me; that's why I've gotten a lot better with the apologizing and things. Leo and I have been working on it and Lucy's so nice to me that I don't feel like I have to apologize anymore." Lucy's eyes watered. "Oh Aries, of course you don't need to, you're always helpful whenever I call you and I like that we can sit and hang out like this without it getting weird." They all knew she meant Virgo, considering the maid spirit always asked for punishment, and the ram smiled softly.

"Lucy isn't it dinner time for the dragons?" Mirajane asked, glancing at the clock, and the blond nodded. "Yea, actually, mind helping me keep the little brats in check?" The girls all nodded and Lucy headed for the kitchen with Lisanna while the other girls each made sure to keep a hand on the dragons.

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That's the game~ Nice long break from the drabbles. Hope you enjoyed~