A/N: Thank you all for your kind reviews ^.^ As long as y'all keep reading, I'll keep writing! I never though when I started this series that it would be as popular as it is now and I have you all to thank for that. Seriously though, you guys have blown my mind.

But enough of my blabbering. On with the show:

Captain America dove for safety, rolled over and held his shield up to defend himself. The red rubber ball bounced harmlessly of the surface and sailed across the room. Snatching a ball next to his feet, Steve pitched it across the room and it narrowly missed the expert archer, who barely managed to get out of the way in time, sweat dripping from the ends of his hair.

"This-" he panted taking his place next to Quicksilver. "Is intense."

All the Avengers had gathered on the Helicarrier for a special game: Super Dodge Ball.

Pietro bolted in front of Clint, caught a ball and pitched it back with lightning fast speed. It sailed towards Thor, but hit smacked it away with Mjolnir. Natasha dove away so she wouldn't get decapitated. "Is it always like this?" Pietro asked. "Being an Avenger I mean?"

Clint shrugged. "More or less."

They'd all split up into two teams with Steve and Tony as captains. On Tony's team were Clint, Pietro, War Machine, and Thor. Steve's team was made up of Natasha, Bucky, Wanda, Vision, and Coulson. (It took every ounce of restraint the SHIELD agent had to not completely lose it when Steve asked him to join the team). Bruce volunteered to be referee.

The game was in full swing. Hero against hero, friend against friend. It was war, Natasha pointed out. A Civil War.

The stakes were high too. The losing team had to clean all the toilets on the Helicarrier.

Iron Man flew above his team and assaulted from above. Clint was distracted trying to avoid Natasha's ball, so Tony nailed him with his own. Bruce blew his whistle. "You're out, Clint."

He headed over to the sidelines and plopped down, exhausted. Tony paused a little too long to celebrate and got hit by Coulson. Bruce's whistle sounded again.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Tony groaned. "I'm out."

"I have grown fond of this game!" Thor bellowed, using Mjolnir like a bat.

Several balls hovered around Wanda and with a flick of her wrist they all hurtled towards her brother. He yelped and got nailed in the shoulder. She smirked, satisfied.

Vision stood in the center of the field watching balls fly back and forth. Every time one was about to hit him he'd just phase through it. Unfortunately though he couldn't phase while throwing a ball and that ended up being his downfall.

After several minutes of vicious throwing and dodging, Captain America was the last one standing.

"That's not fair!" Tony complained. "He cheated... somehow."

Natasha rolled her eyes. "You're only complaining because he's not on your team." She smiled evilly. "And that you have to clean toilets."

Tony huffed. "Hey, isn't this game supposed to be with all the Avengers?" he asked Bruce.

"Uhhh, yeah." he answered dubiously. "Why do you ask?"

"The teams were uneven," Tony smiled. "So I called in reinforcements."

A high pitched whistle filled the room, growing louder by the second. Falcon burst through the door, ball in hand, and threw it at Steve before he had a chance to raise his shield. "BOO-YA!" Falcon yelled as the ball collided into his left shoulder. "ON YOUR LEFT, SUCKAAHHH!"

A/N: This feels like the most random thing I've ever written... and that's saying something XP
But at least Sam gets some revenge on Steve.