This is for jacquelinelittle x It's entirely different to what I've written before, as news article instead x But please tell me what you think anyway xx
...Tony's Split Personality (Which Means Tony Will End Up On The Dark Side With Cookies)
Tony Stark - the latest Jekyll and Hyde!
People of New York, hide your cookies! There is new and compelling evidence that Anthony Stark, of Stark Industries, also known as Iron Man, may be turning to the dark side after being caught talking to himself in an abandoned room four days ago.
Is the billionaire genius showing signs of overwork or something more sinister?
It has long been suspected that Mr Stark suffers from multiple personality disorder, in accordance with his abrupt change of mind on the direction of his company, leading to the shutdown of Stark Industries weapons department. Mr Stark's continuing with weaponry, in spite of his public declaration otherwise, has led us here at the New York Times to believe that Mr Stark suffered more sinisterly at the hands of his jailers in Afghanistan that previously believed.
Has Stark's captivity brought out some form of personality more violent and bloodthirsty than Mr Stark himself? Is this Hyde masquerading as a hero?
No one knows.
But the question on everyone's mind in light of this disturbing revelation is 'how long will it take before Mr Stark turns to the dark side?'
I, for one, will be hiding all of my cookies under the bed.