Chapter: 37

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" a shrill, clearly female voice rang through Wayne Manor. The fine China shook, windows cracked, and the birds flew from their roosts in the trees.

"You need to calm down." Bruce had one hand over his ear and one eye closed as he fought against the out of place female.

"I'll calm down once you get out of my room! Why did you replace all my stuff with boy stuff anyways? I told you Bruce, I'll never be the boy you wanted, and after all I'm missing certain parts. Besides what about Timmy and Jay and-" she would have continued if Bruce hadn't clamped a firm hand over her mouth. Using his free hand he massaged at his temples, this was NOT the way he planned on starting his day out.

"I need you to come down into the bat-cave; we need to run some tests." Bruce spoke slowly as if she were a three year old.

"Uh, no. I'm going to go and take a nice hot bath while trying to forget you barging into my room." She says, removing the hand from her mouth and sauntering over to the bathroom. She paused and threw "you can ask me the questions through the locked door if you want." Over her shoulder before the solid oak closed into place.

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"What's the last thing you remember?" Bruce's muffled voice asked.

"You barging into my room this morning." She laughed before answering seriously, "Patrol last night. Against…mad hatter?"

"Correct." She could barely hear the sound of the pencil flying over the paper. "What's your name?"

"Come on Bruce. I don't have amnesia."

"Just answer the question."

She groaned in exasperation, "Fiiine! Rikki Grayson, now can I finish my bath in peace or do you want me to spell it out to you as well?"

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Rikki walked into the kitchen with gray sweats and a dark blue tank top on, opening the fridge she scanned its contents for something to eat.

"Well hel-lo beautiful. How did a fine thing like you find yourself in this big old house?" stunning blue eyes peaked out past the refrigerator's door, raven locks cascading half way down her back.

"Oh, it's just you. How many times do I have to tell you that I don't like you teasing me that way, or do I need to tell Bruce again?" she said, hiding her head again in the fridge.

"Um, you must have me confused with someone else." Jason said, grabbing an apple off the counter and throwing her a wink.

Rikki groaned and shut the fridge to fully face him, "Jason Todd, my idiot adoptive brother who's going all rebellious as Red Hood. Now I warned you so don't blame me." she took a deep breath and bellowed, "BRUUUUCCCEEE! JASON IS HARASSING ME AGAIN!"

Almost in an instant heavy footsteps came pounding through the manor as the one and only Bruce Wayne slid to a stop in the kitchen's doorway.

"Jason can I talk to you for a moment?" without waiting he grabbed onto the young adult's arm and dragged him out of the room, Rikki just shrugged and finished off Jason's apple.

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"Who the hell is that Bruce? Why does she say we're adopted siblings? You know that if Dickie Bird finds out about this he'll blow a gasket. Where is he anyways?"

"That is Dick." He said simply. Jason blinked at him as if the mere notion was absurd (which it was).

"Are you going to explain that, 'cause last time I checked Dick was a boy."

"Her name is Rachel 'Rikki' Grayson. Apparently that powder that hit Nightwing last night turned him into a female as well lead him to believe he actually is a female." Bruce deadpanned.

Jason stared at him for a minute, two, three, before "I need a beer." And he went upstairs, Bruce didn't stop him knowing full well that if he didn't have a stronger will that he'd be up there joining his now eldest son.

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"Alfie where's my bathing suit?" Rikki asked walking up to the aging butler.

Alfred took one look at her and blinked. "How many times must I remind you that I am not to be referred to as 'Alfie', as to your swim wear I'm sure Madam Stephanie has a pair you may borrow while she's gone."

"Thanks Alfie~!"

10 minutes later:

Tim walked out into the backyard with a rather thick book in his hand and a glass of lemonade in the other. Taking a swig Tim nearly did a spit take when he realized who was swimming in the pool.

"Oh hey Timmy! You wanna swim with me? Jay's being a perv again so I can't ask him and Dami's been missing today." The girl in the water cocked her head to the side with a pout.

"That Dick, but he turned into a girl so call her Rikki, I'll explain later." Bruce whispered from behind a bush. Since when did he get there? Tim looked over his shoulder but the billionaire was long gone.

"Uh, no…it's ok…I just wanted to read my book." Tim spun on his heel and walked back inside.

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"Grayson I demand to know why everyone is acting so strange." Damian yelled before barging in, though he ended up halting in his tracks.

"Dami! There you are! I missed you, and you're right everyone is acting strange. I dunno why though. Is there something I missed?" Rikki had grabbed Damian and squeezed him to her overly large chest.

"Grayson release me, I cannot breath!" he rasped, heaving in big breaths of air as he was free.

"I know, lets watch a movie!" she grabbed his hand and dragged him to the living room, the poor kid didn't know what hit him.

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It was half way through Mulan that things went horribly wrong. Jason groaned when Shang started to sing 'I'll make a man out of you' causing Tim to hit him smack-dab in the face with a pillow thus starting a pillow fight. One thing led to another and before they knew it all four of them were engaged in an all out pillow war brawl. Tim was down after being buried by pillows, Dami was the next to follow having been tackled to the ground by Jason. Now it was a stalemate between Rikki and Jason. The two had their last pillow held tight in their hands. Rikki fluffed hers menacingly as Jason gripped an end of it tightly. With a mighty roar the two charged at each other, there was a loud rip followed by a thump and then the air was filled with pure white feathers, looking as if it were snowing inside the manor.

Tim and Dami were somewhat captivated by the feathers before looking back over to the two survivors wanting to see the winner.

Jason's back was flat against the ground, Rikki on top of him suffocating him with a pillow, a malicious grin on her face.

"I said. GET. OFF!" Jason roughly shoved Rikki by the chest momentarily forgetting about her current predicament.

The room went deathly silent, Rikki covered her chest with her arms her face blushing a vibrant red while Jason stared at his hands horrified.

"BRUCE! JASON INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHED ME!"

A/N: Sorry I have been gone for so long, didn't mean to, I just have all hard classes this term so bleh. This chapter is dedicated to Sairey13 who had awesome advice that I really appreciate. Next chapter will be daddy! Bats. I'm not planning on having a sequel to this, but I could make one if you really want it. I've been a bit hesitant about posting new chapters because of SOPA coming back and all so if I'm gone for a while that's why. Stats:

Dick-Rikki-Nightwing

Jay-Red Hood

Tim-Red Robin

Dami-Robin

Bruce-Batman

I do not own Batman, review please~!