T'Slash: Well another night another chapter. I didn't get to kill any of the songs today so there is just one more song before I run out but I got caught up in my Harry Potter marathon, watching my dog and other fun things like sleeping in lol. Well I hope you all enjoy this chapter I killed this song for my roommate who said she would like to see someone kill it!
Disclaimer: No own do I.
Drunk Truths
Chapter 37: Fuck You
Kaly smirked as all the crew left besides her. She stood there, looking out at Jim and James before glaring out at something that only she could see. Everyone looked up at her, wondering what in the world she was going to do but she was muttering under her breath something only those close to the stage could hear.
"Fucking idiot messing with the couple. Spock and Uhura yeah right. Idiot messes with the bridge," she muttered before snapping out of it and smiling. "Sorry everyone I was just thinking. This song is for anyone who doubts that Jim and Spock will make it. If you still don't believe me after this song…meet me I will make you see it. I got tapes."
"She would," Jim groaned, knowing his friend. If she said she was going to do something…she did it no matter what that something was.
Kaly smiled at Aki as he came up behind her, a glittering microphone in his hand. Together they started moving back and forth to the beat, their Enterprise skirts moving with them. Kaly suddenly stepped forward, her eyes sparkling evilly.
"This is not going to end well," Jim groaned, Spock nodding in agreement.
I see you messing with the ship and the couple I love
And I'm like
"FUCK YOU!"
Ooo, ooo, ooo
I guess the proof of their love wasn't enough
I'm like
"Fuck you!
And fuck them too."
I said,
"If I was blinder I'd still see them"
Ha, not ain't that some shit?
Ain't that some shit?
And there's illogic on the bridge
I still see them together
So a…
"FUCK YOU!"
Ooo, ooo, ooo
"Why the hell did we let her do this?" Jim laughed, looking up at his girlfriend as the scene changed. James, Bones, Selek and the rest of the crew breathed in, their eyes widening as they saw the Enterprise, their Enterprise as she was before the refit with the same red paneling and warm feeling.
"We were convinced the same way you were, Captain," McCoy said, his eyes sparkling as he said Captain.
"Oh, how so?" Jim asked, glaring over at his friend, never noticing as the scene changed again, this time showing their own bridge as it is, silver and shining.
"By the evil of Kaly's drink," McCoy answered, laughing as Jim groaned again, throwing back the nearest drink in his hands could grab.
Yea I'm sorry,
You can't see their love,
But that don't mean it's not there.
Spock's a Vulcan and Jim's a human,
But that don't mean they can't be together.
I pity the fool that tries to ruin them
Oh shit he's an idiot
Well
Just thought you should know stupid
Oooooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah, Spock and Kirk are T'hy'la forever.
"I pity anyone who pissed that one off," James said, looking up at her, rubbing his neck slightly. "She looks deadlier then even you, Bones with your hypos. I am willing to bet that she would give you a run for your money."
"That would not be a bet, Jim, she is more dangerous than any," Selek said remembering how she got their counterparts together.
Kaly smiled out at everyone, letting the whole universe hear about their love, after all what was a party without live stream video that she was blasting thought the universe. Hell even the Klingons and Romulans might be getting it.
I see you messing with the ship and the couple I love
And I'm like,
"FUCK YOU!"
Ooo, ooo, ooo
I guess the proof of their love wasn't enough
I'm like,
"FUCK YOU!
And fuck them too."
I said,
"If I was blinder I'd still see it"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
Ain't that some shit?
And there's illogic on the bridge
I still see them together
So a…
FUCK YOU
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Kaly continued on, yelling out her favorite parts. Many stood around confused at what she was singing about but some looked around, noticing how the bridge kept changing back and forth from their own to what they assumed were the other Spock and Jims Enterprise. They were so different…she had to be singing about that.
Now I know,
That I saw right away,
It hit, slapped and killed me.
Trying to show us,
Trying to please us.
'Cause showing proof of their love ain't easy
I pity the fool
That tries to deny their love
Oh shit he's an idiot
Well
Just thought you should know stupid
Ooooooooh
I've got some news for you
Ooh.
Spirk is obvious to all of us.
"That's no lie there," Pike laughed, keeping the camera focused on the girl. "She did see it right away. She use to comm me to complain about them before they were even together!"
"It was obvious to everyone but them," Uhura said, moving to stand besides Pike.
"Spirk?" Jim and James asked, looking confused.
"I believe it is a combination of our names, Jim," Spock said, looking down at his love.
"Indeed, I have heard Kallista use it on many an occasion," Selek agreed.
I see you messing with the ship and the couple I love
And I'm like,
"FUCK YOU!"
Ooo, ooo, ooo
I guess the proof of their love wasn't enough
I'm like
"FUCK YOU!
And fuck them too!"
I said,
"If I was blinder I'd still see them"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
Ain't that some shit?
And there's illogic on the bridge
I still see them together
So a…
FUCK YOU!
Ooo, ooo, ooo
"Did Kaly drug herself?" Sulu asked, watching as she jumped up and down screaming Fuck you as loud as she could, making many people laugh at her.
"Ah don't know," Scotty asked, amused as Aki stood in the background, moving to the beat along with Kaly but not screaming as loud as she was or getting as emotional.
"Nah, she is just frustrated at idiots," McCoy said, looking up at his girlfriend knowing when she got passionate about something she really dug out all the stops. "She doesn't really like the bridge we have she says it's too shiny she wants to paint it. Jim keeps telling her no."
"Ah see," Scotty said, nodding his head as he watched them continue.
Now idiots, idiots, idiots, why d'you wanna wanna wanna deny them so much?
So much, so much, so much
I tried to tell the idiots but they said it's illogical
This one is illogical
Illogical, illogical, illogical
HA!
Kirk!
HA!
Spock!
HA!
Spirk!
Oh!
I love them.
Oh!
I still love them,
Ooooh!
"What the hell does she mean still love us? We have never left her really…not that I would want to she would probably take over the Enterprise if I were to leave her for any number of days without supervision," Jim said, looking up at his friend.
"We may never know what passes though Kallista's mind, Jim. It is a mystery," Spock said, looking up at her.
Kallista looked back at Aki, smirking as he nodded. She was going to put her all in this to prove to everyone that Spock and Kirk were a couple before and always would be a couple no matter how much time or how different the universe is.
I see you messing with the ship and the couple I love
And I'm like
"FUCK YOU!"
Ooo, ooo, ooo
I guess my proof of their love wasn't enough
I'm like
"FUCK YOU!
And a fuck them too!"
I said,
"If I was blinder I'd still see them"
Han, now ain't that some shit?
Ain't that some shit?
And there's illogic on the bridge
I still see them together
So a…
FUCK YOU!
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Kaly practically ran around the stage, screaming as loud as she can, her long blue hair moving everywhere, sticking to her skin in some places but she didn't let it bother her, she kept going, screaming her dislike of the bridge as the old one, well old to the ones here, stayed on the stage, covering the area. Many had tears in their eyes as they remembered their first Enterprise and the love they had for it before it was changed and even after the change.
Kaly smiled stomping her feet as loud as she could one last time before bowing with Aki. The crew clapped and some cheered. Kaly smiled, brushing the hair out of her face before nodding to Jim, letting them know that all was ready for the next part.
T'Slash: Well I got to say this still isn't my favorite chapter or song, like I said I killed it for a roommate. She saw the new movie after I got her hooked on the original shows…and all she could do was complain about the bridge, it was hilarious. Well I hope you all enjoyed this I got to sleep so I can kill songs tomorrow! Please remember to review!