"Alfred, you-"
"Finally! Another letter~!"
Grabbing it out of his older brother's hands, Alfred jumped over the back of the couch and sat down, reading it intensely.
Dear 'merica
It's Friday the thirteenth so I've got to give You some bad luck so lets set some if my ... Friends on you,k? Oh but don't worry I'll tell you a little tip on surviving them so hear we go
Le tip:
Never go into the woods with Slendy's
Never go drinking with splendy
Never take the rose from Smexy
Never look into the eyes of Endy
Okay so now that that's done I want to ask you a question: why do you like burgers? I have been an American citizen all my life and I only remember eating a burger once I simply find no appeal in them. why do you?
Well t-that's all folks!
Final-fire-imp
Alfred squinted at the paper, then looking at his watch, he became even more confused. "Uh... It's the ninth of July..?"
"Alfred, this person obviously sent it before today... Idiot.."
"Ohhhh!"
Dear Final-Fire-Imp (That's a cool-ass name!),
Friday the thirteenth is creepy man. All the weird theories and myths.. Oh great, Slenderman? That game just... freaked me the fuck out.
I would never do any of that. I probably wouldn't survive two seconds looking at any of them! Haha!
...You don't like hamburgers...? What?! They're the greatest creation! They have the meat, and then you've got the carbs, and the not important crap that still tastes good anyway! So that means it's healthy, right? Lettuce is healthy! Dude! And then you have fries with it, and a huge ass milkshake and it's freaking heaven. Now I'm hungry~
See ya!
- The Hero
Dear Prussia
If you had to date either Hungary, Canada, or Austria, who would you pick? You have to pick one.
(I secretly want you to pick Hungary)
Chuckling awkwardly, Prussia started to respond, trying to put it in the best way possible.
Well, um, sorry to disappoint you I suppose but... Let's just say, pancakes are awesome~
-Prussia
"Hey, woah woah woah."
"What is it?"
"This is a letter for you! Dude, I totally didn't see it - sorry!"
"Oh, it's fine. Thanks though."
Dear Canada
I'm Canadian and you are one of my favorite characters and I think that you should stick up for yourself more!
Now for my questions:
Do you find it awkward when people ship you with America?
And in the anime you are shorter then America, but in area you are bigger then him. Do you know why that is? Thanks for thanking the time to read my letter!
Love ya!
Canada raised an eyebrow, looking over at his sibling who was playing video games; yelling crazily at the television. "People think I'm with my brother? This dumbass?"
Thank you! I've been trying to!
Umm.. First of all, do people not get that he's my brother? We're siblings. So, yes, it's extremely awkward and I don't like it in the slightest. Just because we love each other as family, doesn't make us "together"...
That's... That's actually a great question. Probably just because he has more recognition...
Thanks again!
-Canada