My Bloody Valentine Pt1
Of course MJ and Cas are cute, it's Angelic lol. And to solve the problem that is sure to arise here, in the show, Dean's broken...but in this, he really is just well balanced.
"A rogue cupid...how...strange." Alice said, walking into the restaurant.
"More strange then the guys being suited up and we're...not?" Mary-Jo asked.
"I haven't decided yet." Alice said. Cleo and Sam laughed while Dean just slung his arm over his wife's shoulders and kissed her cheek.
"Well since we're here, might as well get some food." The older Winchester announced. The others agreed and sat down and ordered.
"Anything?" Sam asked, looking at the two and a half Angels that were in their group.
"Not yet." Alice said. Mary-Jo looked around carefully. Something seemed out of sorts and not in the light fluffy way that usually accompanied Cupid.
"Aww food." Cleo said, when the meals arrived.
"Cupids are cherubs right?" Dean asked, putting his burger down and looking at Alice. She looked at him then at his untouched burger before nodding. "Aren't those pretty high up in that hierarchy thingy?"
"Cherubs yes." Alice said. "Cupids are...sorta different. They're more like at my level. And there's only like two hundred at a time."
"That's still a lot." Dean said, completely ignoring his food.
"Not when you figure in how many Angels or Archangels and such there are." Alice said.
"Good point, I guess." Dean said.
"Are you going to finish that?" Castiel asked. Dean and Alice looked at him as he grabbed Dean's burger and started eating it.
"Uh...help yourself." Dean said.
"Whoa." Mary-Jo said. Everyone looked at her and Castiel put down the burger.
"He's here." The male Angel said, just before he got up and left the table.
"Oh." Alice said, spotting a pair of people suddenly making out at the bar. "Yep, he's here."
"Let's go say hi." Sam said. The five of them stood up, Dean put money down on the table for the partially eaten food, then they all headed out to back.
"Where is he?" Dean asked.
"I have him tethered." Castiel said, hand held up like he was holding something. He started speaking another language, commanding Cupid. Everyone tilted their heads and several eyebrows were raised before Dean suddenly yelped, making the others jump away from him.
"Here I am!" Alice blinked at the voice and stared at the large naked man currently back hugging her husband.
"Help?" Dean asked, looking at the others pleadingly.
"Oh, help is on the way, yes it is, yes it is!" Cupid said cheerfully. Cleo was already busting a gut laughing herself silly. Sam was trying hard not to laugh and Mary-Jo was just staring at her father. Cupid finally let go of Dean, much to the Hunter's happiness, and turned to Castiel. "Hello you!"
"So..." Alice said, watching Cupid hug Castiel.
"This is Cupid?" Cleo asked, getting herself under control.
"Yes." Castiel said.
"And look at you!" Cupid said, releasing Castiel and turning to Sam.
"Oh no...no no no." Sam said, shaking his head. He tried grabbing Cleo to put her in front of him but she quickly moved out of the way, smiling.
"Oh yes!" Cupid said, succeeding in his attempt to hug Sam. "Yes yes yes!"
"Is this a fight?" Dean asked, staring at his brother. He turned his eyes to Castiel. "Are we in a fight?"
"Of course not." Alice said. "This is their handshake."
"I don't like it." Dean said.
"Not many do." Castiel said. Cleo yelped next as Cupid turned on her, squeezing a hug onto her as well. Mary-Jo slipped up behind her father, hoping to go unnoticed.
"Oh no sport, if we got hugged, you're getting hugged too." Dean said. He whistled at Cupid as the large man released Cleo who stumbled backwards. "Yo love boy, got another one here for you."
"Dad!" Mary-Jo said.
"This is what you get for keeping this thing with Cas secret." Dean said, pushing his daughter to Cupid.
"Oh geez!" Mary-Jo said, gasping for air as Cupid enveloped her in a hug. "Ow ow ow!"
"Oh...oh dear, that's not a nice booboo." Cupid said, pulling off the hat that Mary-Jo had been using to cover up her bandages. "Here."
"No no it's oka..." Mary-Jo started but ended in a sigh as Cupid ran a hand over the back of her head, healing the gash that was caused from the impact with the dock. "Umm...thanks."
"You're very welcome you precious little thing you." Cupid said, pinching at Mary-Jo's cheek.
"Please don't do that." Mary-Jo said.
"You got it." Cupid said. "Now...I'm missing someone." He turned around in a circle then spotted Alice. "ALLY POO!"
"Ally Poo?" Dean, Sam and Cleo all echoed as Cupid ran at Alice and lifted her off her feet. Alice surprised everyone by laughing and even returning the hug.
"Now that's a good girl!" Cupid said, twirling the female Angel around before settling her on her feet. "How are you?"
"I'm good." Alice said.
"It's sad up there without you." Cupid said, gesturing up with his thumb. "Whatcha been doing?"
"Got married and had a kid." Alice said, nodding at Dean and Mary Jo.
"No!" Cupid said, gasping as he looked at them.
"Yep." Alice said.
"I always knew you'd be the one to do that." Cupid said. Castiel coughed and everyone looked at him. "Oh...what can I do for you?"
"Why are you doing this?" Castiel asked.
"Doing what?" Cupid asked, tilting his head.
"Your targets." Castiel said. "The ones you've marked. They've been slaughtering each other."
"What?" Cupid asked, suddenly looked sad and upset. Alice reached out and patted his back as Cupid turned to look at Dean. "They are?"
"Listen, birthday suit." Dean said. "We know okay? We know you've been flitting around, popping people with your poison arrows and making them murder each other!"
"What we don't know is why." Castiel said.
"Uh...guys." Alice said, tilting her head. "I don't think..." She was cut off by Cupid bursting into tears and huddling in a corner, hands over his face.
"Wow...this is...awkward." Cleo said.
"No kidding." Mary-Jo said. "Should someone...you know...go talk to him?"
"Good idea...go for it sport." Dean said.
"Someone not me." Mary-Jo said. "Not it!"
"Not it!" Alice and Cleo repeated. Dean and Sam looked at each other.
"Not it!" Sam said.
"Aww crap...oh wait...not it!" Dean said. Everyone looked at Castiel who just stood there. "Give him hell Cas." He patted the Angel on the shoulder and turned him to the crying man. Castiel looked at Mary-Jo who shrugged and waves him forward. He sighed and slowly moved up to Cupid before awkwardly patting his shoulder.
"Uh...we...umm...didn't mean to...hurt your feelings." Castiel said. Cleo and Mary-Jo suppressed laughs. Cupid spun around and hugged Castiel again, still sobbing. Alice tilted her head, feeling sorry for both of them.
"Love is more than just a word to me." Cupid said. "I love love and...if that's wrong...then I don't wanna be right."
"Yes yes of course." Castiel said. Mary-Jo giggled as the Angel awkwardly patted the large naked man's back. "I umm...have no idea what you're saying."
"I was just on my appointed rounds." Cupid said, holding Castiel at arm's length. "Whatever my targets do after that, that's nothing to do with me. I was just following my orders." He looked over at Alice. "Ally you believe me right? Tell him...tell him to read my mind." He looked at Castiel "Read my mind, you'll see."
"Do it Cas." Alice said. Castiel sighed and and gazed into Cupid's eyes. A few seconds later he turned to the rest of them and nodded.
"He's telling the truth." Castiel said.
"Jiminy Christmas, thank you!" Cupid said, smiling once more.
"Wait wait." Dean said. "You were just following orders?"
"Yep." Cupid said, nodding.
"Who's?" Dean asked.
"He follows Heaven's orders, Dean." Alice said. The others looked at her. "Mostly up there, they don't care about who meets who. But you know sometimes...certain bloodlines and destinies need to be done."
"Oh, like yours." Cupid said, pointing at Dean and Sam.
"What?" Sam asked.
"The union of John and Mary Winchester." Cupid said. "Very very big deal upstairs."
"Are you saying you fixed up our parents?" Dean asked.
"Well not me personally." Cupid said. "Oh, they couldn't stand each other at first but once we were done with them." He sighed happily, looking almost like he had gone into dream world. "Perfect couple."
"Perfect?" Dean asked.
"Yep." Cupid said, smiling.
"They're Dead!" Dean snapped.
"Oh...I'm sorry." Cupid said, frowning slightly. "But the orders...they were very clear. You and Sam needed to be born. And your parents...were just meant to be." He giggled, getting over his sad moment. He spoke next in a sing-song type voice. "A match made in heaven!" Two seconds later, Dean's fist connected with Cupid's face and Dean spun his back to the big man, holding his wrist in pain.
"Son of a bitch." He muttered.
"Good job Dean." Alice said, looking around and finding no trace of Cupid anywhere.
"Where'd he go?" Dean asked, looking around.
"I believe you upset him." Castiel said.
"I upset HIM?" Dean asked, frowning.
"Dean enough." Sam said.
"What?" Dean asked angrily.
"You just punched a Cupid." Sam said.
"I punched a dick." Dean said. The girls all burst into giggles. "Oh grow up."
They split up. Sam and Cleo going to the coroner's, Dean and Alice returning to the motel and Castiel and Mary-Jo, oddly enough, grabbing food.
Mary-Jo tilted her head and watched Castiel eat burger after burger.
"I am so not kissing you anytime soon." The teenager said. Castiel paused and looked at the burger in his hand. He looked at Mary-Jo who still had her head tilted.
"I can't seem to control it." Castiel said.
"That's just...wait a second." Mary-Jo said.
"What?" Castiel asked.
"All those people marked by Cupid." Mary-Jo said. "They basically all screwed each other to death right?"
"Generally speaking, yes." Castiel said, grabbing another burger out of the fast food bag.
"And you...Mr Angel pants...eating a lot." Mary-Jo said. "Not just eating anything...you're eating burgers."
"This town is suffering from love gone wrong." Castiel said, pausing just before biting his latest burger. "It's suffering from hunger." He looked at Mary-Jo. "Hunger for anything. It's Famine."
"As in the horseman?" Mary-Jo asked.
"The one and only." Castiel said.
"Well come on, let's go tell the others." Mary-Jo said, grabbing Castiel's arm. They vanished off the street.
I'm trying the make the episodes two chapters each, anyone notice? Lol.