Meowth: Don´t tell me this is a lousy filler chapter.
dopliss: Sorry, but I´ll try to make it as funny as possible.
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12:37, Monday.
The tailed Tamer was still on the move, Julia and Lassie walking beside him. The feline Pokégirl had a very sad face on, and she was looking down at the ground. Taking notice of this, Christian said, "I´m sorry about this unfair decision."
The Tigress just sighed. "Why do you let her get pregnant and not me, your Alpha?" she asked.
"Well, you planned on keeping the child and I told you that that would be-"
"Wrong, yes, I get it," she interrupted. "But why is she allowed?"
"Because I can evolve by giving birth," the Growltit answered, joining the conversation. "And I´m gonna make it go faster with boosters."
"Are you sure that´s healthy?" the feline asked the canine.
"I´ll find out once I buy them."
"And that will be soon," Christian said with a smile. "We´re finally here."
Indeed, they had finally reached Celadon City, a humongous town with several stores and buildings covered in a rainbow of colors. Turned-off neon signs hung above the several stores. "Wow! I think I died and went to Shopping-Heaven!" Julia squealed, sparkles in her eyes.
"Heaven, Paradise, the Garden of Eden – who cares? This is wonderful!" Lassie squealed as well, her tail wagging happily.
Christian sighed and released the rest of his harem, who all made cheers and whoops of joy when they saw the city. Being the sole, silent exception, Luna just smiled brighter than ever.
"Alright, girls," he said, pulling out his Pokédex. "I´m going to rest at the Pokécenter, so you can all go wild… but don´t spend it all, please."
"Okay, Master!" all of the girls said at once. "You´re the best! We love you!" And with that said, Kira swiped the ´dex out of his hands, and then the females were gone faster than you could say 'credit card'.
Sighing heavily, the tailed Tamer walked slowly towards the Pokécenter while giving a small prayer to his account. "All you numbers… I hardly knew you," he said.
14:56, Celadon pharmacy.
Lassie stood at the counter in the drugstore, a G-Poindexter standing at the other side. "Hello. What can I do for you?" the intelligent Pokégirl asked.
The canine gulped slightly, a little nervous about what she was going to say. "I… wish to buy some pregnancy boosters," she said.
The G-Point´s expression turned very serious. "Oh… How long since you got pregnant?" she asked.
"Yesterday," Lassie answered.
The intelligent woman raised an eyebrow. "And how do you know you´re pregnant?"
"Well… I threw up a lot since this morning."
The G-Point nodded and took out a pregnancy test. "Use the store´s bathroom and pee on this," she said, pointing at a door behind her with her thumb.
A few minutes later, the Growltit exited the bathroom and gave the test to the store clerk. It was positive. "Okay," the G-Point nodded, "taking the pregnancy boosters must be done with the utmost of care." She took out a small bottle with the picture of a premature infant on it. "There are nine pills in each of these. One pill speeds up the pregnancy by a whole month."
"Wow!" Lassie gasped.
"But – and this is REALLY important – you must only take one pill each week until you give birth."
"And what will happen if I take more than one a week?" the canine asked.
The intelligent woman sighed. "Each pill infuses the fetus, or fetuses, with nutrients hormones enough for a month. If you take more than one for just a single week, the unborn child or children will be infused with something akin to steroids, damaging them internally and possibly causing miscarriages."
The Growltit nodded and asked, "How much do they cost?"
"2.000 SLC." The clerk took out a description from out of the counter and placed it in front of the Fire-type. "And also, I need you to sign this form so that we won´t be responsible for any miscarriages, alcohol poisoning, drug abuse, or misuse of the pills."
After signing the form and paying for the pills, Lassie took the bottle and left the store.
18:49, Christian´s room.
The tailed Tamer lay on the bed, watching television with a bored expression on his face. He was currently watching the popular comedy series, Parking South.
"Holy shit! They killed Kenneth!" one of the characters gasped.
"You fuckers!" another shouted at the one who killed Kenneth.
"That guy dies every episode," Christian muttered. "He must be a Hindu."
"We´ll be right back after these commercials," the TV anchor said.
Just then, Julia entered the room, now dressed in beige pants, the same green sneakers as before, and a polka dotted tube top. "Sorry for taking so long, but there were SO many shops in town," she said.
He greeted her with a hand wave and asked, "Where´re the others?"
"Still eating dinner – at a five star restaurant!" she answered, almost squealing out the last part. "I LOOOOOOVE this town!"
He sighed. "So, how much do I have left on my account?" he asked.
The Tigress was silent for a moment, but then she sheepishly laughed while scratching her right ear, and then she gave him back his ´dex. "We… might have used a little too much," she admitted.
He looked at his account and nodded. "I see that my account have decreased tenfold from my total SLC." He looked up at her. "How can you girls spend a billion in one day?"
She pressed her fingers together nervously. "Well, clothes don´t come cheap, you know."
I´ll get back at you, he thought as he stared at the television again, where a commercial was playing.
On the screen was a man with an overly happy smile. "Are you in need of money?" he asked. "If you are familiar with Postal Gold, then you will love Organ Gold! Just go in on our website and find out more!"
The image changed so that a bloodstained lung in a convolute appeared. "Just send in the organ to the address on our website, and then we will send back money once we get it."
The image changed again, this time showing a woman – whether it was a human or Pokégirl was unclear – with gauze over her eyes, facing the left side of the screen. "Organ Gold gave me 500 SLC for both my eyes." A person off-screen turned the woman around so that she faced the other side. "Time for my boyfriend and I to go to the movies!"
The image returned to the overly happy man. "So if you´re in need of money, just trust your fate in Organ Gold! And the best about it is, it don´t have to be your own organs!" He then spent the next five seconds giggling madly.
The image then shoved a picture of a very feminine man, who was giving two 'thumbs up'. The image was followed by someone off-screen saying, "Recommended by Justin Bieberlake!"
"It´s incredible what kind of crap they come up with," the tailed Tamer said, twisting his tail randomly.
Just then, the rest of Christian´s harem entered. "Well, Master? What do you think?" asked Blaze´s voice.
He turned his head to look at them all. Kira now wore a black bodysuit with no sleeves, and the legs were cut at the middle of the thigh. She also still wore her black shoes.
Blaze now wore a very short pair of short shorts, orange slippers, and a shirt that was tied together under her bosom. Clearly the Whorizard had chosen an outfit that would reveal her curves.
Flora had bought a light-blue bra and panties. That was all.
Catherine and Silvia had chosen the same kind of outfit: form-fitting pants, sports bras, running shoes, and tank tops. They had chosen a bit to differentiate, however. The Cheetit had bought a pink tank top and a pink hair band. The Warcat had bought a silver tank top and studded, fingerless leather gloves.
Lightning still wore her tank top and panty style, but she had changed the two pieces of clothing for ones made of black leather. Her explanation was that they would protect her from electric attacks, which was dubious in the others´ minds.
Luna had dumped her summer dress in favor for yellow shorts and a yellow T-shirt.
Kimmy still wore her studded, fingerless gloves, but now wore a red sleeveless karate gi, a chain around her waist, and soccer shoes.
And finally, Lassie still wore her shoes, but now the only other article of clothing she wore was a knee-long bathrobe. "It´s for when I gain weight," she explained.
Christian sighed again. "Well, there went that billion," he said.
"Actually, we didn´t spend it all on food and clothes," Julia said, pulling out several packs of Pokéballs that were white and blue with red stripes on the blue half. "We bought thirty Great Balls for you."
He sat up and took the ´balls. "Those things are supposed to be better than normal Pokéballs, right?" he asked.
"Yup," the Amachoke nodded. "It´ll be easier to catch ferals with those things."
Lassie then began to stagger and wobbled towards the bathroom, holding her stomach. "Excuse me… I need to empty my stomach…" she said groggily and locked the door after her.
"Well," Christian started, recalling all but Julia and Kira, "shall we turn in for the night?"
Smirking, the Tigress slowly unzipped the Panthress´s bodysuit and pulled it down. She then grabbed the black-furred feline´s breasts and played with the nipples. Moaning and kicking her shoes off, Kira slipped her tail into Julia´s pants and rubbed the clitoris, causing gasps of pleasure to escape the Fighting-type´s lips.
Undressed, Christian got up behind his Alpha and undressed her. He then pushed both of them, causing them to land with their front on the bed. He then held them down and said with a big smirk on his lips, "For using so much money, you two deserve a little punishment."
Looking back at him over their shoulders, both felines asked, "What sort of punishment?"
His answer came in the form of his palms colliding with the cat-types´ rear ends. While Julia squeaked and her face turned the darkest shade of red possible, Kira growled lovingly and tuned pink in her face. He made sure not to spank them too hard, but it was still enough to feel slightly painful. After twenty slaps, their butts were red and had handprints.
"You´ve served your punishment," he said and placed his index fingers at their lower lips. "Now to make you wet." And with that, he stuck his fingers into their vaginas.
Moaning in ecstasy, the two girls turned to face each other and began making out, nibbling in their partner´s nipples every now and then. Once his two girls were wet, he gave each of their butt cheeks a lick, causing them to squirm in delight. The two females then got in a sixty-nine position, with Julia on top, and then Christian got up behind Kira and entered her. Having been teased by the spanking and finger, the Panthress did not last long, and her walls clamped down on his cock, trying its best to milk him of semen.
"Ah~! Kira! Your tongue feels great in my kitty!" Julia moaned.
"'Kitty'? Is that what you call it now?" Christian asked as he came, a laugh escaping his lips along with a moan.
Smirking, the Tigress crawled off of her harem-sister and presented herself to him on all fours. "I prefer calling it a kitty rather than a pussy club," she stated as she wiggled her behind invitingly.
Not being one to let a lady wait, he entered his phallus into her pussy. As she moaned and felt every time he thrust into her, she suddenly felt someone crawl on top of her and grabbing her breasts. Kira had not had enough, and she used her Alpha´s tail as a makeshift dildo, purring in delight.
"Oh god! I´m coming!" Julia moaned as she came, her vaginal muscles clamping down hard on her master´s dick. She then felt him moving faster, and she exclaimed, "No! Stop! I´m very sensitive right now!"
"You´re not done until I´ve climaxed!" Kira moaned and pulled in the Tigress´s nipples.
As the pleasure rose again, the three of them moaned out in orgasm, the two females collapsing on the bed.
Once she came out of the bathroom, Lassie was greeted with the sight of her master sleeping with his two felines hugging him from both his left and right side. Giggling to herself, the Growltit undressed, turned off the light, lay on top of him, pulled the covers over them, and joined her allies in dreamland.
11:08, Tuesday.
Christian entered the gym in Celadon, Blaze following him. Lassie was staying at the room, too sick to leave. Once they entered, they were greeted by the smell of a thousand perfumes. "Whoever owns this place must really love cosmetics," the Whorizard stated.
Behind the front desk sat a woman with green hair and bloodshot eyes, smoking marihuana. Wondering if she was a Pokégirl, Christian scanned her.
TOCA, the Stoned-Out Pokégirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Plant/Normal
Frequency: Rare
Diet: Altered digestion – can digest almost any substance – usually human norm of food in large quantities
Role: Mass distraction, Combat, Comic Relief
Strong Vs: Ghost, Electric, Ground, Rock, Water
Weak Vs: Fire, Bug, Flying, Ice, Poison
Libido: Low
Attacks: Tackle, Takedown, Wrestle, Punch, Kick, Command Plants, Pot Cloud, Hunger Aura, Vertigo Aura
Enhancements: Altered Digestion, can digest almost any substance, Enhanced Durability (x7), Enhanced Endurance (x3) Abstract thinking
Evolves: Pot-Cunt (normal)
Evolves From: Any Plant element Pokégirl after inhaling smoke from burning hemp
This strange Pokégirl was accidentally discovered in 93 AS, when a Tamer and his harem, fleeing from a feral attack that had set a building ablaze, were crossing through a farmland. The fire spread to a nearby field of hemp, creating a great deal of smoke. The Tamer and his girls were dazed by the smoke, but the Cactora he had with him evolved, becoming a Toca. After taking her to a researcher and doctor to try and figure out what happened, he continued on with her as before, being fond of her despite her change. Research, mainly on curious volunteers, has concluded that only Plant element Pokégirls that do not have a sub-type (such as Poison or Magic) can become Tocas.
Upon evolution into a Toca, a Pokégirl loses any plantlike or animalistic features they may once have had, becoming almost human in appearance. Ranging in height from around four to six feet, the breed usually has modest breast sizes of around A to B-cups. The breed's other looks run the gamut of the human norm, from skin dark to light, though their hair colors may run out of traditional human ranges into greens. The one distinctive feature of this breed is that their eyes are constantly bloodshot. They also have a preference for wearing baggy clothes. Tocas range greatly in height, hair color, and bust size, though the Pokégirls themselves give off a distinct odor that can't completely be washed away. It seems that cannabis is in their very makeup, and the Pokégirls themselves are always somewhat buzzed, even when they haven't had anything to smoke. Indeed, THC is constantly present in their bloodstream to some point, which is why the Pokégirl's eyes stay bloodshot.
Tocas, while relatively easy to maintain, are not very popular Pokégirls. They have a tendency to use their Command Plants ability to grow more hemp to smoke, and the smoke they emit, while unable to evolve Plant-types (only hemp grown in a field can do that, for some reason), tends to stone out other Pokégirls as well, meaning that the majority of Tamers who want Tocas are stoners themselves. Officials in some leagues have talked about banning hemp from being grown, but fears of illegal drug trafficking, as well as memories stirred up after reading about the results of Prohibition in the old American Empire, have quashed these thoughts.
However, Tocas do have some saving graces.
As mentioned before, they are easy to maintain and capable of eating pretty much anything given to them. They also have low libidos, meaning that they don't have to be Tamed as often as some Plant-types. In addition to this, the breed as a whole is also very friendly and good-natured, quickly making friends and even capable of getting along with regular Plant-types, who are for the most part very uncomfortable around them. They also have the unique propensity for abstract thinking, often coming up with ideas or schemes that sound crazy, but often work. Tamers should be warned about following all of their Toca's ideas, however, as when the plans do backfire, they do so in a spectacular fashion. Also of note is that when it comes to making tools with which to smoke pot with, a Toca is unparalleled in her creativity, able to make things like pipes and water pipes out of everyday objects like used Pokéballs and straws with liberal use of tin foil and a dash of duct tape.
Unfortunately, Tocas also have an interesting personality quirk in that they will not, under any circumstances, work for a cruel or evil Tamer. If captured by one, they will wait for a chance and escape, more than likely taking as many of the Tamer's harem as they can along. They will give what girls they have to a Pokécenter and report what happened before heading off on their own. Sometimes a NurseJoy will convince them to stay for an examination and basic checkup, although this usually leads to a Taming session between the Toca and NurseJoy. (NurseJoys have a genetic quirk in them. Marijuana smoke, like the smoke a Toca emits, makes them incredibly aroused.) Due to this sense of 'Most Righteous Justice' that the breed has, they are usually not found in conservative leagues. Some of the breed is also prone to paranoid behavior, though this varies by individual.
In addition, they are surprisingly capable fighters, although nothing compared to a Fighting-type Pokégirl. The breed can take hits from stronger Pokégirls, though most prefer to get their opponents incapacitated by saturating the area in a Pot Cloud, or by using their Hunger Aura or Vertigo Aura to creative effect. Most also use the abilities they had before they became Tocas in order to give them an edge in battle. Dirty tricks and off-the-wall tactics are often used by the breed during battles, making them rather unpredictable fighters. This often gives them the edge against rote Fighting-types, negating their weakness to their Normal element.
Tamers should note that Tocas keep their preferences of their previous forms upon evolving. Due to this fact, it is a good idea for Tamers to know the evolution history of the Pokégirl, and read the corresponding entry. For those rare Tocas that have come from threshold or parthenogenesis, the preferences of the mother are often noted, but there are more variations in this subset of the breed than of those who have evolved from another Plant-type Pokégirl.
One prominent case of a Toca being useful is the Alpha of a Tamer named Silent Bob. Her name was Jay, and she was famous for her seeming inability to SHUT UP. Silent Bob, who was never recorded speaking and preferred to let Jay do the talking, only ever had one Pokégirl, as Jay's constant chattering about whatever was on her mind at the time drove off whatever girls Silent Bob captured. However, this didn't deter him, as he was happy with just Jay in his harem. The two went through a series of what could only be called 'misadventures', culminating in an encounter with Zapdass, the defeat of a Team Rocket variant, and the winning of the WAPL championship. Silent Bob and Jay held the title for almost a year before their defeat, the two retiring a year later, Jay evolving into Pot-Cunt and having three children.
Threshold into a Toca is rare, since usually the girl will threshold into other pure Plant-types. Of the rare thresholds directly into the breed, the Pokégirls usually knows a few more techniques than are listed, and have the ability to easily learn most Plant-type moves.
Ferals of the breed are known to wander forests, usually growing hemp plants to eat instead of smoke. They tend to raid farms and other places, or prowl along roadsides and steal food from unwary travelers. When confronted, they respond with a Pot Cloud or Vertigo attack and flee while their opponents are preoccupied.
Pot Cloud (EFT): Exclusive to the Toca and Pot Cunt. The Pokégirl emits a large amount of marijuana smoke, which can daze the opponent, dulls the senses, and has varying side effects depending on the individual.
Hunger Aura (EFT): Also known as 'Munchies'. Exclusive to the Toca and Pot Cunt. Using her special ability, the Pokégirl causes those affected by the aura to become incredibly hungry. Physical line of sight is needed for the Pokégirl to use the ability, and this ability affects all elements.
Vertigo Aura (EFT): Exclusive to the Toca and Pot Cunt. Using her special ability, the Pokégirl causes those affected by the aura to become extremely dizzy. Nausea sometimes accompanies the dizziness. Physical line of sight is needed for the Pokégirl to use the ability, and this ability affects all elements.
Walking up to the counter, the tailed Tamer said, "Hi, I wish to challenge the gym leader."
The Toca glared at him with a bored look. "Got the pass?" she asked.
Tilting his head in confusion, he asked, "What pass?"
Rolling her bloodshot eyes, the Plant-type rested her head in her palms and put her elbows on the counter. "Look, before any challenger may fight the gym leader, they must go through a test." She sighed heavily. "Find the Dance Theater in town. There you can try your luck with the test."
Impatient, Blaze put her hands on the counter and asked, "Come on, can´t we just skip the test?"
The Toca blew some smoke in the Whorizard´s face, the Fire-type coughing and backing away. "Tough luck, lizard – rules are rules," she said and returned her attention to Christian. "The Dance Theater is quite noticeable, if you can call a roof shaped like a rose for 'noticeable' in this town." She then took out a magazine and slumped back in her chair.
A little later, Christian and Blaze had found a fancy arcade. "Maybe I can win some of that money you all spent back," he stated.
"Oh, would you let that go?" the Fire-type groaned as the two walked into the building.
A smiling Boobleaf greeted the two at the counter. "Hello!" she chimed. "Would you like to try our Win-Win Roulette?"
Curious, he asked, "And that is?"
"Simple!" The Plant-type showed three roulette wheels hanging on the counter´s back wall. The leftmost one had pictures of SLC, Pokégirls, Pokéballs and T2s on it. The middle one had panels with an X followed by a number on it. The rightmost one had several words on it. "In this game, the player can win Pokégirls, ´balls, money, or T2s," the Boobleaf explained. "The leftmost roulette determines what the player will win. The middle one determines how many of the prize one gets."
"And the final one?" Blaze asked.
"Ah, that one is special. It´s only used if the first wheel lands on a Pokégirl panel. The wheel determines which type of ´girl it will be."
Shrugging, Christian said, "Okay, I guess I can give it a go."
The first wheel began spinning around, and it slowed down as seconds passed. Once it stopped, the arrow at the top of the wheel had chosen a Pokégirl panel. The next wheel was then spinning, and it landed on the 'X1' panel. Finally, the third wheel spun around, and when it stopped… it landed on the panel with the word 'Magic' on it.
"Congratulations!" the Boobleaf applauded. "Your prize is… one Magic-type Pokégirl!" She clasped her hands together. "Your prize will arrive to you in three days, so please stay in town."
Blaze then spotted something and poked her master´s shoulder. "Master, look over there," she said, pointing at what she saw.
Looking, Christian spotted a familiar face – Lydia´s, to be precise. The woman was currently leaning up against a wall. Smiling, he walked up to her and greeted, "Hey there!"
She jumped a little upon hearing him talk to her, but the undercover spy recovered and greeted back. "Hello, citizen," she said in a military tone.
He tilted his head in confusion. "You know my name, so why call me 'citizen'?" he asked.
She shushed him and said in Pig-Latin, "I-ay am-ay undercover-ay at-ay the oment-may."
"And apparently, you´re not very good at it," Blaze stated, a sweat-drop on her head. "That sentence wasn´t very coded, you know."
"So what?" Lydia huffed.
Christian spotted something behind the woman and asked, "What´s that behind you?"
The undercover spy stood straight up, trying her best to guard whatever was behind her. "None of your business!" she said.
The tailed Tamer then smirked and decided to use his Casanova charm on her. Leaning as close in as possible to her, causing her to blush in the process, he whispered, "You know you can trust me. After all, I got things on my body that corresponds well with things on your body. I got hands, you got boobs. I got lips, and so do you…"
He then leaned his face closer to hers, causing her to panic and jump away from the wall. Hiding her face in her hands, she almost screamed, "No! I can´t handle getting kissed by a boy!"
Christian looked at where the undercover spy once stood and saw a poster that was hanging loosely on the wall. He removed it and saw a small red button carved into the wall. "What´s this?" he wondered as he pressed it.
The building then shook slightly, and then the wall opened up, revealing a downwards-going staircase. "My, my, this looks like a mystery," Blaze gasped.
"H-Hey!" Lydia fumed as she glared daggers at the tailed Tamer. "That wasn´t funny, you know! I almost wet myself!"
Much to her misfortune, she had screamed out the last sentence… and everyone else in the arcade had stopped what they were doing and looked at Lydia with raised eyebrows. Her face blushing redder than ever, the undercover spy ran out of the building in shame, her hands covering her face in an attempt to hide who she was.
"Well, that takes care of her," the Whorizard said as she and her master walked down the stairs.
{…Help…}
I can feel the voice stronger in my head, Christian thought. Whoever sent me those pleas is down here… and I´m gonna find that person!
Tamer: Christian Haydon.
Harem:
Julia (Tigress), {Alpha} level 37.
Kira (Panthress) level 43.
Blaze (Whorizard) level 39.
Flora (Ivywhore) level 32.
Catherine (Cheetit) level 42.
Silvia (Warcat) level 38.
Lightning (Peekabu) level 33.
Luna (Eva) level 33.
Kimmy (Amachoke) level 33.
Lassie (Growltit) level 37.
dopliss: And next chapter, we´ll find out who´s in danger.
Jessie: Who could it be?
James: There´s only one way to find out!
Meowth: Hey, dopliss, who-?
dopliss: NO SPOILERS!