A/N: Yay! Enjoy.
YOU HAVE TO USE IMAGINATION A LOT…
Thank you :)
I played with this one.
Omake-chapter!
Chapter 37
The Perks of Modern Communication
Friday, January 01, 20:20pm, [Call: Kise Ryota to Maya]
Kise: *too happy* Mayacchi! Happy New Year!
Maya: Happy New Year too. What's up?
Kise: Are you free this Saturday?
Maya: *awkward* Oh. This Saturday?!
Maya: I'm sorry I have, uhm… an appointment for that day.
Kise: Can you cancel it?
Maya: *growled* OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Kise: But I really need your help!
Maya: I just can't this Saturday. What do you need help for?
Kise: *disappointed* Aww!
Kise: I was hoping if you could do a magazine cover with me again.
Maya: *determined* Ryo, I told you I am not going to do that again.
Kise: The pay is double this time…
Maya: Money is not the problem.
Kise: But… I'll treat you lunch again!
Maya: I can't. I'm sorry.
Kise: *cute effect* Please…
Maya: Find someone else. There are a lot of PRETTY models out there.
Kise: But I don't want…
Maya: No covers. AND definitely not this Saturday.
Kise: …But…
End of Call.
Friday, January 01, 22:05 pm, [Conference Call: Maya to Taiga, Tetsu, Mika, Toru]
Maya: You are not going to believe this!
Taiga: *groaning* Do you know what time is it?
Toru: Its 10:05 pm, Kagami-kun.
Taiga: Thank you, Shinda-san. That's really helpful.
Mika: *laugh*
Maya: I have something to tell!
Tetsu: *concerned* I hope it's nothing bad.
Taiga: Ha!
Mika: Pish!
Mika: *sarcastic* From her tone?!
Toru: So, why did you call?
Maya: I've got a date! *squeal*
Taiga: What?
Tetsu: Congratulations.
Mika, Toru: Huh.
Mika: With Kise-san?
Toru: I was expecting she's joking.
Taiga: Kise?!
Tetsu: So you are really dating Kise-kun.
Maya: No, I'm not.
Tetsu: You're not?
Maya: We've talked about this before! It's not with Ryo…
Mika: Aww, that's too bad.
Toru: *informative* He's got another magazine cover for this month.
Maya: He actually called me earlier and asked me to do a cover with him.
Toru, Mika: NO WAY!
Mika: You flirt!
Toru: Tsk.
Maya: I'M NOT!
Maya: *annoyed* Can you let me finish?! I'm not going to have a date with Ryo!
Tetsu: Then please continue Maya-san.
Maya: Thank you Tetsu.
Mika, Toru: *laughing*
Maya: *smug* I'M GOING TO HAVE A DATE WITH TATSUYA-KUN!
Mika, Toru, Tetsu, Taiga: Who?!
Maya: I said I'm going to have a date with Himuro Tatsuya!
Mika,Toru: *girly scream*
Taiga: WHAT?!
Tetsu: Wow.
Mika,Toru: OMG, SHUT UP!
Taiga: WHAT?!
Tetsu: I'm happy for you, Maya-san.
Maya: I know! I can't believe it! He asked me out and I said yes!
Mika: Wah! How did it happen?!
Toru: Give us the details!
Maya: I didn't even know he has my number.
Mika: Kagami-kun, did you give Maya's number to Himuro-san?
Taiga: I… Uh… Wha…
Toru: Earth to Kagami-kun!
Tetsu: He's too shocked.
Maya: OMG! Did you give him my number?
Taiga: I… *clears throat*
Taiga: He asked for it before. LAST YEAR. Remember, Haizaki Shougo?
Maya: *gasps*
Mika: Why the hell did he just asked you out NOW?
Maya: *defensive* There's the Winter Cup last year! We didn't have the time to date!
Toru, Mika: *smirks*
Taiga: I can't believe Tatsuya asked you out!
Toru, Mika: Ohh…
Toru: Someone doesn't like it. *mischievous laugh*
Maya: What do you mean Taiga?!
Taiga: No! I mean, I was just … uhm…
Tetsu: *reprove* Kagami-kun.
Maya: *angry* What!
Taiga: O… overwhelmed! I'm just overwhelmed!
Maya: Well, we are going to have a date this Saturday. PERIOD.
Taiga, Toru, Mika: This Saturday?!
Tetsu: That's tomorrow!
Maya: Yes…
Mika: *disappointed* Way to ask you out.
Maya: *defensive* We are technically friends, so its perfectly ok.
Toru: *tease* Maybe he wanted to start his year with you and can't wait.
Taiga: *snorts*
Maya: SHUT UP TAIGA!
Taiga: I haven't said anything!
Tetsu: That's rude, Kagami-kun.
Taiga: Shut up, Kuroko!
Mika: *hopeful* SO…
Maya: No.
Mika: Can we…
Maya: No.
Toru: Its not like we're going to interfere. We'll be invisible.
Maya: *aghast* Mika, Toru! No!
Tetsu: Uhm, I'm afraid I lost the conversation.
Mika: I was asking if we could come with them, Kuroko-kun.
Maya: NO, YOU CAN'T!
Tetsu: It's their date.
Maya: Yes, thank you for understanding me, Tetsu!
Mika: Have you gone to a date before, Kuroko-kun?
Tetsu: Yes, during middle school, with Momoi-san.
Maya, Taiga: WHAT?!
Mika: Woah!
Maya: With Momoi?!
Toru: Nice!
Taiga: WAIT, WHAT?!
Maya: I can't believe you dated that girl!
Mika: Anyway, we'll not go with them, we will just observe.
Maya: *hysterical* No! I said, NO! DON'T EVER COME!
Mika: But we're friends!
Maya: Exactly why you shouldn't!
Tetsu: It feels like that happened before.
Taiga: What?
Maya: Don't ever come or I'll kill you!
The Conversation Never Ends.
To: Kise Ryota [purrfectcopy_cat_jp]
Fr: Kuroko Tetsuya [average11phantom_no_more_jp]
Subj: My Mistake
Date: Friday, 01/01, 22:30pm
I have to apologize, Kise-kun. I thought you and Maya-san are (or in the process of) going out. It turns out that I'm wrong. Please forgive my misunderstanding.
To: Kuroko Tetsuya [average11phantom_no_more_jp]
Fr: Kise Ryota [purrfectcopy_cat_jp]
Subj: My Mistake
Date: Friday, 01/01, 22:30pm
WHAT! (O.O)
PS. You changed your address! .
ONLINE CHAT BOARD
Group: Kaijou High Basketball Club (Official)
Online: Kasamatsu Yukio, Moriyama, Hayakawa, Mitsushiro, Kobori
[Kise Ryota just logged in]
Kise: Senpai[s]! I need help!
Hayakawa: WAZZZUPURRRUUUU!
Kise: Photo-shoot or a girl?
Moriyama: What?
Kasamatsu: WTF are you talking about?
Kise: Just please choose.
[Kise added Group: Teiko Middle School Basketball Club - Kiseki no Sedai (Official);
Online: Midorima, Aomine]
Kobori: You're cancelling your photoshoot?
Hayakawa: OSUUUU! KISEKI NO SEDAI!
Midorima: Hello to you, Kaijou High. Tonight is a good night for a chat.
Kasamatsu: Haha! Nice to hear from you Midorima-kun!
Hayakawa: SHUUTOOKO!
Kise: Which should I choose?!
Moriyama: You are not making sense, man!
Kobori: Kise is choosing between a girl and a photoshoot. Am I right?
Kasamatsu: HUH!?
Kise: Yes, as expected of Kobori-senpai.
Hayakawa: WHAT? IS THAT S'PPOSE TO BE A PRRRRROOOBBLEM?
Mitsushiro: I can't help.
[Mitsushiro just logged off]
Moriyama: You bastard!
[Moriyama just logged off]
Kise: What?!
Kise: What did I say?
Kise: Or type?
Kasamatsu: You idiot.
[Morimaya just logged in]
Moriyama: Ahh~ Why is the world unfair?!
[Moriyama logged off]
Aomine: Why the hell did you include us here?
Midorima: I was wondering when will you – AOMINE-KUN- notice this.
Kise: Aominecchi, Midorimacchi, please.
Aomine: Don't bother me.
Kise: But it can't wait. I need to make a decision for tomorrow.
[Murasakibara just logged in]
Midorima: Hm. What will happen tomorrow?
Kise: Just something…
Murasakibara: Tomorrow? Hnnn… I was surfing the net for easy to move but unnoticeable clothes.
Aomine: We didn't ask.
Kise: Atsuchii!
Murasakibara: Hnn, tomorrow is a Saturday isn't it?
Aomine: What are you talking about? Of course! Saturday comes after Friday.
Midorima: That's really smart Aomine-kun.
Murasakibara: Murochin has a date tomorrow.
Aomine: Who?
Midorima: The one with the Mirage Shot.
Aomine: Oh, the beautiful guy with a mole.
Kise: Beautiful?
Murasakibara: Yes. He has a date with Mayachin tomorrow. I'll be spying…
[Group: Teiko Middle School Basketball Club - Kiseki no Sedai (Official) has been removed]
[Kise just logged off]
ONLINE CHAT BOARD
Private
Group: Teiko Middle School Basketball Club - Kiseki no Sedai (Official)
Online: Aomine, Midorima, Kise, Murasakibara
Kise: What?
Murasakibara: Murochin is going to date Mayachin~~
Aomine: Ha?
Kise: Why?
Murasakibara: I am not really sure...~
Midorima: For obvious reasons, of course.
Aomine: Maya?! As in that Maya of Seirin?
Murasakibara: Mayachin is the only Maya I know.
Aomine: WTF Kise, I thought you are dating her.
Murasakibara: Akachin said not to curse here.
Kise: … Well, no I'm not…
Aomine: Losing your touch, eh! at Murasakibara: My bad.
Aomine: Hahahhhaha!
Kise: Atsuchii, what do you mean spying?!
Midorima: What's the sign of this Murochin.
Aomine: HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Kise: Aominechii, please stop.
Aomine: Haha!
Midorima: Murasakibara-kun, I asked you a question. What's the sign of your friend?
Aomine: Why the heck are you asking?
Murasakibara: I don't know~~
Kise: I'll come with you.
Midorima: When is his birthday?
Aomine: o.o What?!
Murasakibara: Murochin? I think its Oct 30.
Murasakibara: at Kise: Come with who?
[Kuroko just logged in]
Kise: You! For the spying!
Kuroko: UHM, I don't think that's a good idea.
Aomine: Oh, Tetsu!
Kise: Kurokocchi~
Kuroko: Hello, everyone. It's been a while since we used this chat group.
Midorima: I agree with Kuroko. Not a good idea. He's a Scorpio. He'll dominate us tomorrow. It's his day. Although, Maya's sign will be the last.
Aomine: WHAT!
Kise: That's why we should go.
Aomine: Didn't we just do this last time?
Kuroko: What last time.
Kise: ANYWAY!
Kise: Its best if we should go with Atsuchii tomorrow.
Midorima: WE?
Kise: Yes!
Kuroko: Maya-san will be very…
Kuroko: VERY
Kuroko: VERY
Kuroko: ANGRY.
Aomine: She's more evil than Satsuki…
Murasakibara: Oh, I remember now.
Midorima: Remember, what?
Murasakibara: It's got something to do with a kiss. Murochin was supposed to give it to her…
Kise: K..
Kise: K…K.
Kise: K..IIII..
Kise: KISS?!
Murasakibara: Yea~~
Murasakibara: Murochin is going to kiss Mayachin.
Murasakibara: Mayachin is going to kiss Murochin.
Murasakibara: Kissssss~~~~~
Kuroko: Actually, we have plans to go where they are going tomorrow. With Kagami-kun and a couple of friends.
Midorima: I'm free this Saturday.
Aomine: Wait a minute!
Kise: THEN ITS DECIDED.
[Kise, Kuroko, Murasakibara, Midorima, Aomine just logged off]
[Akashi just logged in]
Akashi: ?
[Akashi just logged off]
Murasakibara Atsushi's phone.
[Incoming Call: Akachin]