I kinda missed my pimp stories, and I went back and read the first chaper of synegenesophobia and it kinda pissed me off so i'm writing this.
Idea: The Bodacious E
Lincoln lay on the ground, wailing and crying during his beating, but for some reason all of the pain stopped, due to a crackle of thunder.
At least that's what it sounded like to them...
At that moment Lincoln looked up and saw... himself.
"Whas happenin hoes?" Gold Cock said, flashing a set of golden chompers.
Lincoln ran to his alternate self and begged for help.
"Whoa whoa, lil homie... tha fuck happened to you?" Gold Cock asked.
"They beat me and broke my arm! They would have kept going if you hadn't have stepped in!"
All the sisters were silent for the exchange.
Gold cock nodded to the sisters. "Which one broke yo arm?"
Lincoln pointed at Lynn, who went to open her mouth and say something when Gold Cock pulled out a glock and blew her head off.
All the sisters screeched and tried to run, but Gold Cock flexed his pimp hand and they all fell, instantly tied up in their own (now loose) clits.
He handed Lincoln a blowtorch and a baseball bat and told him to go ham.
Lincoln grabbed Lana by her pig tails, lifted her up to the blowtorch and put it to her face, he then melted it till her eyes popped, and her nose melted, he boiled her brain until it began to come out of her ears. The other sisters screamed.
The parents walked out. "Lincoln!"
Gold Cock flexed his hand and they were tied up too, except Lynn Sr.'s balls wrapped around him and his dick shrunk 4 inches.
Lincoln dragged Leni over and beat her head with relentless intent. He did it until the skin on her face was the only thing holding her head together. He turned to Gold Cock and asked for a knife.
Gold Cock tossed him one.
Lincoln approached Lucy and brought it to her hands. The knife's surated blade made it easy to saw through her wrist. Oh how she screamed. Lincoln then dug the knife into her eyes. He reached into her mouth but she bit his fingers. Lincoln grabbed her jaw, pried it open and did a full force wack with a bat, splitting it open, he cut the tongue out and walked to his next victim, Lola.
He shoved the tongue inside Lola's mouth and made her chew it up and swallow it. He then scalped her, shit on the hair and stuck it back on backwards, so the shit was in her head.
He went upstairs for a few minutes. and came back down with Lisa's chemical set. He walked over to Lisa and poured all of the chemicals into Lisa's mouth, he ducktaped her head into a big ball, so no air could escape. Her head exploded in a cliche, gruesome fashion, chunks of brain, skin, flesh, and teeth splattered everyone.
He then walked over to Luna and tore the paper clips from her ears. He violently shoved them into her ears so that she was now deaf. He then cut off her fingers. No more music yah dumb cunt.
Lincoln then walked over to Lori and flipped her onto her stomach. He took the knife to the back of her neck and dragged it down to the small of her back, cutting her open. He grabbed the skin and tore it in opposite directions. Lori screamed bloody murder as Lincoln took the blow torch and used her body like an oven, boiling her organs inside her own blood, she felt everything.
Lincoln then approached Luan. He just went crazy with her, he stabbed her fourty times. He beat her until he had broken all of her bones He then cut her open and dug in to find the bones and rearrange her body. He asked Gold Cock to restore her so she could feel the pain. He obliged. Luan screamed at the pain and the sight of what her body had become, her organs stuck on her bones like some sort of aztec art. Her intestines pulled through her throat.
He then walked over to his parents and dragged them to the oven, he slipped them in, on low heat, so that way they could feel the pain for hours on end.
Gold Cock looked at the kid. "Dayum, yo ass got a few problems... how bout you work with me?"
Lincoln nodded and stood beside Gold Cock, as they teleported away in a sickening KRAKOOM!
Damn, synegenesophobia pisses me off. I love the story, it's just that how brutal the sisters are deserves an ass beating.