CHAPTER 36 DARK OAK

After the host signed a contract that prohibited her from beating up on the guests she decided it was time to continue. She climbed back into her chair and said. "Our next guest is that creepy black Metarex dude that reminds me of Megatron and hates animals. Please welcome Dark Oak!"

The crowed apploded as Dark Oak came out of the guest lounge and sat down on the sofa. He was so big the host had to look up at him to talk. "Hello Dark Oak," she said.

"Hello," he said back.

"Dark Oak," the host said. "Do you realize your actual form looks a lot like a half empty bean bag?"

"What?"

"Yeah," the host said. "I saw what you look like under that armor. You look like a bean bag toy that lost half of its beans."

"I do not!"

"Well you remind me of Megatron," the host said, ignoring him. "Yah, you and your group of robots are like an awful rip off of the Decepticons."

"We are not!"

"Yes you are!" the host shot back. "You and your party of armor wearing, half empty bean bags, act just like Decepticons. Hehehehe. You looking for the All Spark as well?"

"What is the All Spark?"

"Nevermind." the host grinned. "Did you know the name Planet Egg sounds corny?"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Nothing really," the host said. "But it makes me think that the planet laid an egg and it's going to hatch and make a new planet." she grinned. "I wonder if the moon is the plants baby."

"What? you're crazy!"

"Not as crazy as you, Megatron."

"I'M NOT MEGATRON!"

"Then you're his half brother!"

"No I'm not!"

"Pffft!" the host stuck out her tongue. "Why do you hate living things?"

"I don't hate living thing," Dark Oak told her.

"Sure seems like it."

"I only hate certain living things. Living things that aren't plants."

"Why?"

"Because you're all polluters."

"Since when do animals pollute?"

"They dump their toxic waste on the plants."

"It's not going to hurt you."

"So you say..."

The host yawned. "This isn't going anywhere."

"Well you wanted to interview me."

"Now I'm regretting it." the host commented. "I can only ask Decepticon questions. Hmm... do you like Brittany Spears?"

"No!" he exclaimed. "Why would you think that?"

"I dunno. I thought you might have a picture of her in-"

"Enough!" he said, getting up. "I'm not about to-"

"Why are you getting so flustered?" the host asked, raising an eyebrow. "Do you have a picture of her?"

"No!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes?"

"Positive?"

"Yes!" he stomped toward the exit. "I'm not going to endure anymore of this! When I get all the planet eggs this planets going to go first!"

"Riiiiiight."

A/N

I dunno. I haven't updated in awhile. I had to think of something! Blame Wikipedia. They're the one who said the Metarex are like the Decepticons.