Mace, Luke, and Leah made a camp on the former battle grounds. They ate beans.
"I miss Han." Said Leigha.
"I MISS SEYMOR" Said Mace.
"I miss them all." Said Luke.
They sat and and sat and sat and stared at the sky. Maybe something would save them?
"No!" decided Leigha." We must save ourselves!"
Luke and Mace took the motivation and built a boat. "If we build a boat," said Luke, "We can gradually build up to other tech. And eventually a time macheen!"
"YEAH WE MAKE A GOOD TEAM." Mace smiled.
Luke frowned. Mace worked for the Vade and the Hooded Man. Transporting him back would help the evil sid, but leaving him behind would be betrayal. He prayed to God. He didn't hear anything.
"It is a dark night but that does not mean God isn't with me." And it didn't.
"Hey, boys! This plan won't work." Said Leigha.
"Why not?" asked Luke.
"Because, it will take you so long to make it to a time masheen that by the time you build it it will be way past when we got here and it will take us to the far future instead."
"DANGIT." Shouted Mace. He threw the wood and crouched in a corner.
"We can't just stay here!" Luke insested. "They need us! Fireeyes needs us! Our father might turn goo-"
"That will never happen." Laya stared at him. Luke cried.
Then a Japanese mecha flew in! It landed.
"Good thing we found the time travel button!" said Emperor Robert.
"Mace!" shouted the Nurse Ninja, "Get your sexy ass in here!"
Mace looked to them, then to Luke and Leiah. "CAN THEY COME TOO?"
"They're the enemy you idiot!" shouted Kahn. "They will kill us!"
"No we won't scouts honor!" Luek saluted them.
"His sister is a whore," said Kahn, "She cheated on her man!"
"I WAS GIVEN FORGIVENESS1" She yelled.
"That is not relefant." Said Emperor Robert, "I don't care what you do but you're for the other side and helping you get back would be helping them win!"
"So you admit we can beat you?" Leigha smugged.
"NO YOU LIE!" Said Mace. "I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT VOUCHING FOR U YOU THOT!"
"Mace." Luke grabbed Mace's hand and looked into his eyes. Mace saw a true friend, in a world where there are not many.
"I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE MAN IN THE HOOD!" Said Mace. "HE SENT DEATH TO SEMOUR AND I HATE HIM! I ONLY CONTUNEE TO WORK WITH THAT CORNY MOTHERFUCKER VADER BECAUSE HE SAID HE COULD DESTROY THE JEDI, BUT AT THIS POINT I HATE THE SITH MORE! YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR SHIT UP YOUR ASS FREAKS!"
Kahn laughed. "No reason to get so emotional buddy."
"Wait! I have a plan!" said Luke. He jumped into the air and kicked all three of them unconshus. He took the wheel of the mech and bent it down. Mace and Leigha got in.
"They should forget your betrayl from their concushuns." Said Like.
"COOL! I CAN REJOIN AND FIGHT YOU FOR A BIT BUT WHEN HE GETS CLOSE ENOUGH KILL THE HOODED M!"
"I trust you now". Said Lei.
They all laughed and flew into space.
