Lester's Notes
Chapter 35
JE owns them and shares them - I am very grateful that she does
Many thanks to Mik N'Jirnav for suggesting the MM wear empathy bellies
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Previously
They walked into Ranger's apartment and the table was set. They were each served a bowl of fat free chicken broth, 3 carrot sticks a ice cream scoop of tuna fish w/ff mayo, 2 rye crisp and an apple.
"Where the hell is the rest of lunch?" yelled Tank.
"That is what Bobby decided that pregnant women should eat for lunch.
It is a balanced nutritional lunch I believe he said."
"I'm starving…" whined Hal.
"I believe Hal you once warned me that if I gained weight I would have to carry my belly in a wheel barrow. In the words of our famous leader "Suck it up"
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"It's only been six hours and listen to them Ella."
"Yes, it's not pretty is it." said Ella laughing.
"I'm glad Hector is getting this all on tape,"
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"We've been wearing these damn things for 7 hours and my back is killing me." complained Bobby.
"Well, your stomach is complaining louder than you are." observed Ranger
"Get something to eat to stifle that thing! I don't eat much but I have to say I am hungry. Let's go get something to eat and take a break."
They walked into the lunch room and Ella said. "Oh Good I was just going to bring in your snack."
"Great we are starving what's for snack." said Tank.
"Well the schedule calls for a cup of sugar free lime jello, 1 slice of pineapple and ½ cup of fat free cottage cheese. This was Mr. Brown's suggestion to replace pineapple upside down cake, it's fat free and sugar free - Enjoy."
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"Steph if looks could kill Bobby would be dead with his pineapple upside down cake substitute. However, Lester is being an angel and not complaining one bit."
"Wait till tonight Ella…."
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My boobs and shoulders are killing me. The weight of the boobs are pulling on the straps and cutting into my shoulders. My upper back across my shoulders is just aching. I need some aspirin." said Tank.
"You can't have any aspirin you're pregnant." said Bobby.
"Right now I'm sorry for all the comments I've made to Lula when she says her shoulders and back hurt. She wants to have a breast reduction and I've not been very supportive. In fact, I've been an asshole about it telling her they are not hers they were developed for me."
"Damn, you have been an ass." said Lester.
"Why are you walking like that Ranger?" asked Hal.
"Walking like what?"
"Ranger, you are absolutely waddling." observed Hal.
"No, I'm not."
"Oh yes you are." laughed Tank "You are absolutely waddling!"
"Shut the F up Tank or I'll see you and your boobs on the mat!"
"No Fighting Boys! Remember you must remain serene and placid.
You don't want to raise your blood pressure." said Steph walking by eating a Butterscotch Krimpet.
"Give me a kiss Beautiful."
"No Lester you just want to kiss me so you can taste my tasty cake!"
"No Beautiful, I just need one of your sweet kisses."
"Stifle it Santos! That's how you got her pregnant and us in this mess. Keep your lips to yourself!" yelled Ranger as he waddled back to the conference room.
"Suck it up Ranger." laughed Steph as she walked away licking her fingers.
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Lula walked into the conference room and blew a whistle.
"It is now time for you all to go to the gym and work on your lamaze breathing and stretching yoga exercises."
"What?" moaned Hal.
"You all have to go and learn how to breath properly NOW MARCH! This is a direct order from Bobby Brown. Thirty minutes of breathing, stretching and then you get to walk forwards and backwards doing pelvic exercises to strengthen you muscles for childbirth."
"What the hell is walking forward and backward doing pelvic exercises?" asked Lester.
"I read it in the new magazine I subscribed to it's called Making the most of your pregnancy and love life." mumbled Bobby
"There you go again, Lester this is all your fault. When Steph has this baby you are to never touch her again. That's an order." yelled Ranger.
"Getting a might touchy are we Ranger. That is probably your pregnancy hormones speaking. AND by the way, that order will never be followed." Said Steph. "Suck it up."
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To Be Continued…
Lester's Note:
Who knew that Ranger after 8 hours would have pregnancy hormones and waddle like a duck. Don't let Vinnie in the building….