Chapter 37 –

Voldemort held a meeting in Malfoy Manor, he sat at the head of the table while a couple of death eaters sat with him. Mostly the ones he rescued from Azkaban, including Lucius Malfoy, who had agreed to allow him use of his house. Voldemort then awarded him with a crucio, and then he hit a different death eater with the same spell just for the fun of it.

The death eaters sat, all afraid to speak out of turn and some even afraid to look at him. In the back ground stood Wormtail, above him hovered Charity Burbage, the muggle studies teacher.

"Greetings, my friends" Voldemort said in a way that let the people there know that they were definitely not friends. "I'm sure that many of you are curious as to why I've brought you here, and I'm sure many of you are wondering why I've called you here. I've brought you here to discuss Potter." A silence fell, nobody was willing to speak, Voldemort continued.

"Potter has been attacking our forces, he has been killing off our members...yet, none of you have been able to stop him. A mere boy" Silence reigned over the death eaters, all of them to afraid and ashamed to realise that Voldemort was being a bit hypocritical at the moment.

"My lord" One brave member spoke up, just loud enough to be heard "we apologise, we are doing our best"

"Your best?" Voldemort scoffed "if this is your best then I dread to think how pathetic you idiots are when you are not putting in effort, now, Mr Potter is coming of age. However, this news does not matter as it appears that the underage magic rules, along with every single other rule, does not apply to him. Would any of you like to tell me why that is?" Nobody spoke, silence ringed throughout the manner

"What say you, Pius?" Voldemort asked the man opposite him.

Pius sat there, Nagini hissed in the background. Voldemort looked at the man in front of him, one of his death eaters had managed to place him under the imperious curse so Voldemort could use his ministry position to his advantage.

"One hears many things my lord, whether the truth is amongst them, is uncertain" Pius responded as Nagini hissed in the background

"Ha" Voldemort let out a small laugh "spoken like a true politician…" A sound was heard in the background "Lucius, what was that noise?"

"I apologise, my lord" Lucius bowed his head, barley able to look at Voldemort "it must have been one of the house elves, I will punish them once this meeting is adjourned"

"The house elves didn't do it because you don't have any house elves" An amused voice spoke, everyone turned to see where Pius was sitting. But saw that he wasn't there anymore. In his place was one Harry Potter, he was wearing his 'Curse' costume but didn't have the hood pulled up so everyone could see his face.

"You're wife took the house elves" Harry continued "she took them along with all your money,. So you Lucius, are worth preciously nothing at the moment"

The death eaters were about to stand and get their wands out, but Voldemort held up his hand to stop them. They all reluctantly sat down and glared at the boy.

"What are you doing in my house?!" Lucius demanded

"Careful Lucius" Harry warned "I took away your house elves, I've taken away your family who took your money. So in total I've taken your servants, your family, your money and if you speak to me with that attitude again then it will be your life." A cold chill filled the room, as Lucius's pale skin began matching his hair "A little advice for the long run, do not talk when your superiors are conversing."

"Well said" Voldemort spoke "pray tell, Mr Potter, how did you get in here and what did you do with Pius?"

"Pius has been sent back to the ministry, as for getting here, I used my feet"

"Ah, still as witty as ever. You are nothing, if not entertaining, Potter. I assume you have a reason for coming here"

"What? Can't I come and see you without an excuse?" Harry joked

"You could" Voldemort smiled "but not many people tend to do so, so I ask you again, what are you doing here?"

"I actually came to discuss a few things with you, and your little dogs while I'm at it" Harry replied, the death eaters bristled at the fact that they were called dogs "or should I say snakes? Yes, that seems more appropriate but with the way these pathetic mongrels follow you for scraps of power and get put down by me, I'd say my first description was more accurate. Now, the first thing I'd like to ask, is do any of you wish to leave Voldemorts services? I can guarantee you safety if you do"

A chorus of negative responses was all Harry heard, the people in front of him looked insulted at the very idea. Voldemort watched with amusement, while Harry just seemed bored.

"You no good half-blood!" One death eater screamed "how dare you show up and…"

He didn't get to finish his sentence, the other death eaters stared at him and wondered why he had stopped. He sat perfectly skill, growing paler and paler until he lost motor control and his head hit the table. He drooled on the table, his eyes were blank and he had stopped moving and breathing.

"Wasn't me" Harry said when the death eaters looked at him "it was him" Harry gestured to Emerald, the snake who was climbing up the newly deceased body, he slithered along to the table and climbed up Harrys arm and rested on his shoulder. Harry hissed to the snake who hissed back, everyone soon realised that he was speaking parsletounge. Voldemort had managed to keep a calm face, barley, but internally he was screaming

"You're also a parsletounge" Voldemort spoke as Nagini climbed on to the table "I've never seen that type of snake before"

"Nah, you wouldn't" Harry smiled "the shop keeper I brought it from thought it was just another regular snake. But Emerald, that's the name of my snake, is a very rare magical snake that can copy any venom that other snakes have, including basilisk venom."

"Impressive" Voldemort admitted "but not as impressive as my Nagini" Voldemort stroked the large python

"Compensating for something?" Harry referenced the snakes large size

"I believe that you had other business you wanted to bring to me" Voldemort ignored his comment

"Yes, I would like her back by the end of the meeting" Harry tilted his head back slightly to show he was referring to Miss Burbage who was hovering behind him "the second is I'm going to kill you, all of you"

"Are you?" Voldemort chuckled

"Yes" Harry tossed Slytherin's locket at him, Tom caught it and realised what it was. He looked at Potter who smirked at him "I told you before, Tom, I will destroy them all" The death eaters looked back and forth between their master and Potter and were trying to work out what was going on.

"You arrogant child" Voldemort growled "you dare, to even believe, that you pose a threat to me?!"

"Believe what you want" Harry shrugged "I know the truth, so do you. Voldemort is nothing but a half-blood bastard son of a muggle and a squib"

"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Voldemort leaped to his feet and shot the curse at a frightening speed, Harry leaned back and kicked off from the table and the curse soared over his head as he did a little back flip and landed on his feet.

"You know" Harry slowly rose to his feet as all the death eaters and Voldemort aimed their wands at him "Dumbledore tried the same thing, with a different spell admittedly, but the same thing. I did the flip but then I slammed his face into the table, I would do that with you but I think your face is damaged enough"

"Enough games Potter"

"You're right Tom" Harry took a step back "this is all getting a little tense for me as it is clear that none of you are willing to have a civil conversation at this point. Now, I'm going to take the teacher and get out of here"

"How do you plan that?" One death eater asked the question that was on everybody else's mind

"Simple, have any of you ever heard of fiendfyre?" Harry internally laughed as the death eaters looked at him as if he was mad, in their defence fiendfyre was dangerous and uncontrollable.

Unfortunately they hadn't realised that they just simply didn't know the way to control it. Harry cast a bright light with his hand that blinded the death eaters, he ducked and rolled out of the way to dodge their blind blasts. Fire erupted from his wand as he ran towards the floating teacher, Wormtail had already ran away in fear. The death eaters got over the bright light in time to see the massive snake made of fire charging at them.

Most of them got away, but a few of them were swallowed by the flames. Two minutes later, Voldemort and the surviving followers, stood at a safe distance after getting out by portkey. Voldemort was cursing under his breath, he'd be idiotic to not admit that Potter was a problem. He just wouldn't admit it verbally, he decided in that moment that he might need to give Potter a surprise.

Meanwhile, in Hogwarts, everyone sat in the great hall for dinner. Dumbledore sat at the high table, alongside him were the teachers who had basically told him to go screw himself and to get help from somewhere else.

Suddenly the door opened, and the cause of Dumbledore's recent headaches walked in. Harry Potter walked in, donning his Curse outfit and a smile on his face that became visible after he pulled his hood down. He looked around, taking in each and every face in front of him. He held his arms out.

"I'm back bitches!" He shouted.

The hall burst into applause, nearly all of the hall started cheering and clapping. Even the new first years who had yet to know him clapped as they had heard a lot about him, at the moment the three individuals who were noticeably not clapping were Dumbledore, Ron and Hermione.

Harry took a few steps forward when his blood adopted sister, Daphne Greengrass, ran up and pulled him into a tight hug. Her smaller sister, Astoria, soon joined. Then came Neville, along with Seamus and Dean. Harry hugged them all back and quickly started moving before the entire hall decided to join in on the act.

Harry walked up to the high table, greeting various students as he did. He actually stopped halfway when a first year asked him for an autograph, he was a little embarrassed but gave it to her anyway. The girl squealed with joy as he walked away, he walked right past Ron and Hermione who were glaring at him and stopped at the table.

"Hello Professor Sprout" Harry greeted the Hufflepuff head of house first "how are you today?"

"Please, call me Pomona." She smiled "You're no longer a student here, you don't have to call any of us professor."

"Let's compromise and I'll call you all by your last names in public"

"Good enough" She replied "how are you today?"

"Great" Harry grinned "just got back from pissing off Voldemort"

"How did you do that?" Horace Slughorn asked, truthfully Harry didn't like nor dislike the man as he never sat in any of his classes, so Harry just decided to treat the man kindly unless he was given a reason not to.

"Simple, I interrupted a meeting he held in Malfoy manor and threatened him before I burnt the place down with fiendfyre." Slughorn's eyes widened at Harry's comment.

"Harry" Dumbledore spoke

"Flitwick" Harry approached the charms teacher and openly ignored the headmaster "how are you doing? I hope classes are good, how's your family?"

"Classes are going brilliantly!" The excitable man exclaimed "the first years are putting in a lot of effort, some are learning faster than others but that's always the case. But don't worry, you're still my favourite, thank you for asking. Oh, and as for family, my uncle passed away last month."

"Oh, I'm sorry, my condolences"

"It's quite alright" Flitwick waved a hand "I never knew him that well and he was quite old from what I was hearing, but one piece of good news is I have a cousin who is getting married next year. She just got engaged this week"

"Congratulations, you'll be an uncle soon."

"Harry" Dumbledore repeated "I want to…"

"Minnie!" Harry turned to McGonagall

"I did not remember permitting you to call me Minnie" She said as seriously as possible, but her lips twitched slightly.

"You didn't give my godfather permission but it didn't stop him, besides, we both know I'm your favourite"

"While that is true, please do not call me that"

"I won't" Harry nodded "not in public anyway" He added

"MR POTTER" Dumbledore shouted, he had finally lost his patience "what are you doing here?!"

"ALBUS WULFRIC PERCIVAL BRIAN DUMBLEDORE!" Harry shouted back in a perfect imitation of Molly Weasley, so perfect that he had actually copied her voice exactly "How dare you interrupt me when I am having a conversation with my friends?! I know you were raised to have better manners then that!" Ron hadn't even noticed the shiver that went down his body when he heard Potter imitate his mother.

"Oi!" He stood up "Don't make fun of my mum!"

"Would you prefer if I made fun of you?" Harry asked innocently "I really don't mind"

"Careful Potter, you don't scare me!" Ron pointed his wand at him, ignoring the slight trembling that came from his hand

"Keep talking" Harry said as he looked at Ron with an amused expression "if you keep doing that then maybe one day you will say something intelligent" Before Ron could fire off a shot, Hermione grabbed his arm and stopped him, she took away his wand.

"Ron, you know you can't beat him" She spoke before turning to Harry "and can you please not call him stupid"

"I wouldn't call him stupid, that'd be an insult...to stupid people."

"I am not stupid!" Ron shouted

"Ron, some people were dropped as babies but you were clearly thrown at a wall. If you were twice as smart as you were now then you would have upgraded from complete and utter moron to just moron"

"Harry! Stop insulting him!" Hermione ordered

"For what it's worth, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid" Harry spoke softly, but still with a smile "I really thought you knew"

"Harry" Dumbledore spoke again

"Oh right" Harry sighed, before he turned to address the hall "I should let you all know, today I really did interrupt a meeting with Voldemort. When I was there I rescued the muggle studies teacher, Miss Burbage, I came here to let you know that she is safely in St Mungo's but I don't know how long she'll have to stay there."

"Awesome Harry" Neville clapped, so did Daphne, then Astoria joined in, then everyone else soon joined in. The hall took five minutes to die down from the clapping.

"Mr Potter" Dumbledore stood up "please accompany me to my office" Despite his words, Harry could tell Dumbledore just gave him an order.

"Why not?" Harry shrugged "I've got time to kill, go and gather your dogs and I'll meet you there."

Harry walked off, waving at the students as he did. Once he got to the headmasters office, Ginny mentally called and offered a short idea to annoy the three, or Hermione specifically. Naturally Harry agreed and she teleported to him using their soul bond. Meanwhile, Ron and Hermione were walking up to the office with Dumbledore.

"Hold on" Hermione said as they reached the open gargoyle "how did he get in? I thought you changed the password"

"I did" Dumbledore replied "it seems that we have another thing to talk to Mr Potter about, come."

The three walked up to headmasters office, and once they entered they stopped in shock. Somehow Ginny had gotten into the headmasters office as well and they were both sitting on his desk and snogging.

"What the…" Ron blurted out, Harry and Ginny stopped snogging and looked at the stunned three.

"Oh hello" Ginny said politely "I hope you don't mind but I wanted to attend this meeting as well, I was a bit bored at home"

"How did you get here?!" Hermione screamed "How did you get into the office without the password?! And how did…"

"Magic" Harry and Ginny interrupted her at the same time, before putting on their best innocent face.

"Oh wait" Harry said as he prepared to implement their plan to annoy Hermione "I forgot to do something at home, I've left the bloody stove on" He apparated back home.

"Wait a sec" Ginny continued with the plan "no he hasn't, I turned it off, I'll go and tell him" She teleported to him, the two shared a quick kiss before Harry apparated back.

"Sorry about that" He apologised "Ginny said she has changed her mind and wants to stay home now because she can't be bothered to come back, she's a little tired after her try-outs." And now Harry mentally counted down for the inevitable explosion, five…four…three….two…one

"HOW DID SHE DO THAT?!" Hermione roared "YOU CAN'T APPARATE IN HOGWARTS! HOW DID THE TWO OF YOU DO THAT?! HOW?! TELL ME! NOW!" Harry mentally smirked, Dumbledore and Hermione were too surprised to not notice that Ginny didn't apparate but actually teleported

"Magic" Harry shrugged

"HARRY!"

"Careful Granger" Harry warned in a low voice "or I may just have to hurt you"

"Harry" Dumbledore spoke

"Ah yes" Harry looked at the headmaster "the grand old headmaster, what can I do for you?"

"Harry, why have you come to Hogwarts tonight?"

"Honestly? I came because I really just wanted to let you know that I rescued the muggle studies teacher, and I thought it'd be a good opportunity to see my friends and as an added bonus I have the chance to annoy you three clowns."

"You said to Professor Slughorn that you used fiendfyre?"

"Yes I did" Harry said proudly "I did it during my escape, Malfoy manor is now Malfoy ashes. I think I killed a few death eaters when I did it, so...bonus"

"Harry, that is a dark spell!" Hermione shrieked

"You know that I've used all the unforgivables?" Harry asked "all three of them. So if that doesn't clue you in on how little I care then nothing will. Besides, what's wrong with fighting fire with fire? Ignore the pun"

"Harry, we can't lower ourselves to their level!" Dumbledore replied

"Can't we?" Harry asked "they might be low in collective opinions but before I came along they were higher than you lot in the food chain. If you had wasted less time trying to control me and spent more time trying to stop them then you could have gotten rid of at least a third of their numbers but you didn't."

"Harry! What must I do to convince you to listen to me?!" Dumbledore said desperately

"Promising to stay out of my way would be nice"

"Harry, I have lost count of the amount of times I have told you to stop what you are doing"

"Likewise, it is getting a bit old sir. Like you, except our talk doesn't have half as much wrinkles"

"Harry, stop talking back to the headmaster" Hermione interrupted

"Granger, stop being annoying" Harry responded

"Hey, you can't talk to her like that" Ron spoke

"Defending your girlfriend?" Harry raised an eyebrow

"She's not my girlfriend£

"Shame, if she doesn't want to be your girlfriend then I guess that you're destined to be single all your life."

"What does that mean, Potter?" Ron spat his name out

"What it means, Ronald" Harry replied "is that no girl would willingly go out with a prat like yourself, unless they were blind. And hadn't had it in years, and they would probably be an illegal immigrant who needs help to stay in the country"

"Please, I'm way more likely to get a girl then you"

"Are you always an idiot or is it just when I'm around?" Harry sighed "In case you haven't noticed I've not been single since second year and I spent a lot of time rejecting other girls, I'm also married to your sister, it's a shame that I have to be related to you because of it but at least you've done us a favour by keeping all the bad family genes to yourself so Ginny stays perfect."

"Enough of this" Dumbledore interrupted "Harry, it is time for you to make a decision, are you a member of the light side or the dark side?"

"Neither" Harry immediately replied "I have problems with both sides, that's why I'm in the middle. The grey side, I don't work for you Dumbledore and I don't work for Voldemort. I'm going to kill Voldemort and all of his friends, then I don't know what I'm going to do. I might play quidditch, I might join the aurors, I might stay home or depending on how much you piss me off, I might ruin you"

"Is that a threat?!" Dumbledore shouted

"It is what it is" Harry said "and it is a matter of perspective. It could be a threat or it could be a promise or it could be meaningless twaddle, it could be a warning or it could be me trying to irritate you. Like I said, it is what it is, what do you think it is?"

"Harry..."

"Don't answer that, it was a rhetorical question. Now, unless you dumbasses would like something else then I will leave and go home and probably think about the word twaddle"

"I'm sorry Harry, but we must stop you" Dumbledore and the duo pulled out their wands

"Why is that?" Harry said, unfazed "I'm stopping Voldemort, I'm ruining his plans and I'm cutting down the number of death eaters. I'm not breaking any ministry rules, well I am but they're not charging me, so the only thing I'm breaking other than death eaters are just your personal rules and code that I never agreed to follow. All you ever say is 'that is not the way' or 'you're going dark', how about a real answer, why? Why are you stopping me from stopping them?"

"It's obvious why, you're a dark wizard" Ron responded "I bet once Voldemort is gone then you'll be the next dark lord"

"Tempting" Harry replied "but I have better things to do than be a dark lord"

"Like what?"

"Shagging your sister comes to mind"

"Stupefy!" Ron roared, the blast flew to Potter who just dodged it, he flicked his wrist out and his wand came into his hand.

"Careful Ron, otherwise I'll hurt you so bad that Voldemort will come and ask me for torture tips" Harry threatened

"Harry, you will stop this nonsense" Dumbledore commanded

"What do you plan to do if I refuse?" Harry asked

"I will stop you" Dumbledore said as if it was obvious

"Let's say that you and the idiot one and two somehow manage to knock me out, what do you plan to do then?" Harry questioned Dumbledore who looked like he didn't really understand what Harry meant so Harry continued "the ministry can't and won't charge me on anything. The people all love me, not counting the death eaters and all, so they won't do anything to me. The order has quit because they couldn't stand to stay under your leadership so you can't even hold me anywhere apart from this school. And if I could escape Malfoy manor unharmed then what do you think I could do on familiar territory?"

"We will stop you" Hermione said with a determined expression

"You'll attempt to is a more accurate statement" Harry smirked "you'll fail is even more accurate"

"Last chance Harry" Dumbledore and the duo prepared to fire

"Last chance Dumbledore, move out of the way or get run over" Harry replied

Dumbledore shot off a silent stunner, at Harry who calmly swatted it away. Hermione attempted to disarm him but he dodged, then Dumbledore and Ron both shot off stunners. Harry jumped out of the way before he jabbed his wand in the air. A high pitch shriek pierced the air, causing the trio to cover their ears.

"Bombarda Maxima!" Harry aimed his wand at the window and blasted the entire wall away, he rolled towards it to dodge the spells that were shot at him. "You're all persistent, aren't you?"

"Step away from the edge" Dumbledore ordered as Harry was now standing right by the edge and one misstep could result in him falling to his doom.

"Make me" Harry defiantly responded.

The three shot some spells again, but Harry ducked before firing a three spells of his own. The first two spells hit the head boy and girl badges on Ron and Hermione's robes, causing the badges to become bigger until they were the size of a small child. The result was the two fell to the floor, Dumbledore dodged Harry's spell and quickly shot a body bind curse at Harry who had barely managed to get a shield up in time.

Harry shot a binding curse of his own which Dumbledore dodged, Harry then conjured some birds which he sent to attack Dumbledore. As Dumbledore was banishing the birds, Harry hit Ron and Hermione with a spell, once Dumbledore had banished the birds he had aimed his wand at Harry.

Harry jumped off the edge and out of the hole where the wall with the window used to be, Dumbledore ran over and looked over the edge. All he saw was a small black bird flying away. He turned and took pity on his students, he turned their badges back to normal size so the two could stand up.

"Thank you professor" Ron said "I'm sorry he got away"

"Yes, as am I" Dumbledore nodded sadly "but...wait, he hit the two of you with spells. What were they?"

"I'm not sure" Ron admitted "Hermione, what about...oh my god!"

Ron exclaimed after he saw Hermione's top front teeth, which had grown so they were now at her chin. Hermione had just realised what had happened and rushed out of the door and to the hospital wing.

"That answers one half of my question" Dumbledore said "what about you Ronald?"

"I'm not sure sir" Ron scratched his head "I don't feel any different and I..."

Ron was cut off by the sound off a very loud fart, one that originated from him. He was about to apologise when he let out another, his stomach growled. His hand quickly clutched his stomach, he bent over slightly.

"Ah" Dumbledore spoke as realisation set into his face "I believe I know what you were struck with"

"What is it?!" Ron asked, clearly alarmed

"It's my belief that you were hit with a curse designed to give you explosive diarrhoea, it should last at least an entire week and possibly two"

"WHAT?!"

"Yes, now would you please get out of my office. I believe that the only reason the smell hasn't become a problem is due to the massive hole that I must fix and I'd like you to leave before I have to clean away your remains from my floor"

Ron ran out, clutching his stomach as he did and by his awkward running, Dumbledore assumed that the curse was very effective. He repaired the wall when he realised that the smell had latched to his room, he placed some air freshening spells around the room before he returned to the great hall. He was still hungry after all and that smell wasn't going anytime soon.

He entered through the teachers entrance and sat at the great hall, he took a sip from his goblet when he saw Slytherin's table and the juice spat out from his mouth. At the Slytherin's table, Harry was standing and talking to the Greengrass sisters, the Slytherin's and a few others who had joined in from other houses.

"Anyway" Harry spoke "then I enlarged their badges, and the two fell to the ground because of their weight. Although, now I'm left wondering how drunk the person in charge, who was clearly Dumbledore, had to be to name those two idiots head boy and girl"

"Aren't we all?" Daphne commented

"True" Harry nodded "so then Dumbledore fires another spell which I dodge, then I conjured some birds to distract him. Then I hit Granger and Weasley with a spell, I hit Granger with a spell that will enlarge her teeth because it reminds me of the one time I pranked her when she kept trying to get into my godfathers library. And I hit Weasley with an explosive diarrhoea curse, it'll last at least a week or maybe even two weeks"

"You what?!" Astoria giggled as the rest of them laughed "Nice one Harry, saves us from having to see him eat like a pig at the table."

"You're welcome" Harry mock bowed before continuing "then I jump out of the hole I made and transformed into an eagle before I got here."

"You're an animagus?" Neville asked "An eagle one as well?"

"I actually have multiple forms, one of them is an eagle but I also have an owl form amongst others" Harry replied

"Not surprising" Daphne sighed "to be fair, that's probably nothing considering you do impossible things daily"

"I was thinking of getting a t-shirt that says that" Harry joked

"Mr Potter!" Albus shouted from the head table

"Dumbles!" Harry shouted back cheerily "how are you doing? I was just telling my friends how you tried to attack me in your office."

"WHAT?!" Minerva McGonagall stood up and glared at the man

"It's true, he attacked me!" Harry announced to the whole crowd

"Albus, what do you have to say for yourself?" McGonagall demanded, Albus at that moment felt like a first year under the furious eyes of the deputy.

"I admit...that it wasn't one of my better ideas" Albus spoke softly

"Better ideas?! Albus you attacked Mr Potter! In a school no less, and your only response is 'not one of your better ideas'?!"

"Yeah Albus" Harry spoke up "I'm a guest who just saved one of your teachers and all you did is try and order me around, shout at me and attempt to subdue me even when the ministry can't and won't arrest me. What were you exactly planning to do if you had captured me? Lock me up? Hide me away? Force me to be your prisoner?"

Dumbledore was about to come up with an answer when he realised that there was no acceptable answer. Claiming that he would have locked Potter up somewhere would get him in trouble but claiming he wasn't going to do anything would make him look like an idiot who just attacked Potter for no reason and neither were good for him. He cursed himself for losing control, he was usually much more smarter and calm than this but he chalked up his actions due to the fact that Potter had been constantly getting under his skin.

"That's what I thought" Harry said after a few seconds of silence "now while you try to come up with a valid excuse for what you have done, I will be off, I'm going to go home and rest. After all, death eaters don't kill themselves unless you put them under the imperious curse, and I have a quite a few left to kill and I can't do that without my beauty sleep. Good day to you, by which I mean I'm leaving you arrogant old sloth. See ya Dumblesloth"

Harry walked out of the hallway, leaving a seething Dumbledore who decided to leave the hall. The next day, Dumbledore received two letter in his office, one from a snowy owl and one from a ministry owl, he opened the first one.

Dear Dumblesloth

In case you have forgotten, yesterday the nerd and idiot assisted you in attacking me, the Lord of a most ancient and noble house. Now, I'm no legal expert but apparently, that's illegal. Big shocker, I know but apparently what you did was illegal and apparently I'm allowed to take you to court over what you did.

I was going to weigh up the pros and cons of doing so but then I realised that doing this would aggravate you immensely, so needless to say, I'm taking you to court. Remember the first time I took you to court, I cost you nearly everything, I wonder what I'll get from you this time. Maybe some more money, maybe you'll be forced to retire as headmaster, maybe you have to do something for me to make up for what you've done or maybe something else entirely.

All I do know is that you're going to lose more of what little respect you have left, such a shame that the great Albus Dumbledore is now seen as an old, crazy man or is going to be once I'm finished with you. Even more of a shame is the fact that you ARE an old, crazy man. Now, remember to bring your best robes and remember to comb your hair, we don't want you looking more ridiculous than you already do. I will see you in court, hope you have fun, good bye Dumbles.

With no love

Harry Potter

After finishing that letter, Dumbledore quickly opened the next letter and saw that it was a summons to court. Dumbledore's anger burst and five minutes later he was walking out of a burnt and damaged office.