The Adventures of the Whirlwind Lancer! BTW, credit to for the idea! I told you I'd credit you. Enjoy!

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Xaldin wakes up. He looks around. None of the Organization was around.

"Where is everyone?" he says aloud. Getting up, he sees a note on the table.

Dear Xaldin,

Everyone's out today. Xigbar's probably going to stay in but he said something about the Louvre? Anyway, it's up to you to go get some food for the Organization. And no knives! We have enough. Here's a list Larxene, Demyx, and Axel came up with:

Pizza Pockets

Gatorade

Bottles of water

Peeps

Marshmallows

Chocolate

Graham Crackers

Those idiots. Anyway, we also need:

Some strawberries for Xion

2 gallons of Milk

A head of Lettuce

Two packets of sliced Bread (white or rye)

A pound of Tomatoes

A can of Chocolate syrup

Two gallons of Ice Cream (sea salt for Roxas, vanilla for the rest of us)

A pound of Deli Ham

A pack of Bacon

Three cartons of Eggs

A can of coffee

There's money in Xigbar's room. You know the combination to his little safe right? 1-2-3. Take out a few hundred in dollar bills. Get twenties, tens, fives. There's a market store about two streets over. Get everything on the list! If there's no Sea Salt ice-cream, just get chocolate.

Signed,

The Superior.

#1

Xemnas

"Well, I guess I have to....." Xaldin mutters. He goes to Xigbar's room and takes a fistful of money. He walks lazily to the store.

"Loup-garou?!" a woman shrieks as he walks past.

"What the fuck? Loop?" Xaldin mutters. He gets inside the store. Moving quickly, he manages to get everything on the list except pizza pockets.

"Where are the pizza pockets?" Xaldin asks an employee. She stares at him and runs off.

"Geez! Rude much? Fuck you then, I'll find them." He sees a single packet of pepperoni pizza bagels.

"It's the same damn thing." He grabs it and walks to the register.

" Loup-garou?!" The girl working there asks. Xaldin shrugs.

"Don't know French, kid." He pays and walks back to the hotel room. Xaldin heats up some of the pizza bagels and starts to eat them.

"Hey, this are pretty good! I'll get a pack just for me." Xaldin walks back to the store. He finds and pays for his pizza bagels.

"Yum. Hey... Why are you guys holding pitchforks?" Xaldin asks the group of people standing behind him.

"Loup-garou! Loup-garou!" They shout and start to chase him.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Xaldin yells as he runs for his life. The crowd chases him.

"Loup-garou! Loup-garou! Loup-garou!" they scream.

"I didn't do it!" Xaldin distracts them with a lance and runs into a building.

"HEY!" Xaldin ignores him and runs into a long corridor.

loup-garou=werewolf!