Sincerely, The Reality of Warriors

by Infinite Legend

Warriors FanFictions tend to get a bit crazy at times. This is my version of "Dear FanFiction Writers" for Warriors to create some well-intended humor. Please come in and enjoy the story. Sit down, sip a cup of hot chocolate, and have a few good laughs. This is not meant to offend anyone.

36. I Have Died Every Day Waiting For You

Dear FanFiction,

Guess who's back! I know you missed me soooooo much; I missed you too 3. I know, I was the star of the second to last letter...but still, no one can ever have enough of me! So, on to the part where I pour out my miseries. And no, Lionblaze, I am not "whining." He better not even be reading this again. It's a good thing I threatened to tell the entire Clan about the time he told me he had a crush on Icecloud as a kit when he saw me over my shoulder on here before. He was so embarrassed I nearly told the entire Clan anyways. Cinderheart would be furious, and everyone know I love drama. Oh yeah! Speaking of drama, why does no one *ever* complete their stories? And I mean EVER on this. There's always the unfinished sequel or the cliffhanger chapter. It makes me so angry, and my fur stands on end. My mate gets grumpy when my fur stands on end. So just end your stories please so I can know what happens to all the mushy romance 3. Thanks darlings!

Sincerely,

Berrynose

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Author's Note: What can I say? Berrynose is one of my favorites to write. Plus, he needs his sappy romance. So I encourage you; write it! Or write a murder mystery for Tigerstar. That's acceptable too. Almost four hundred review now... That's just mental. I love you all, so so much! (Pssst, you should read A Game for Fools! I just updated it!)

Review Question: Favorite song of the moment? I believe I asked this a while ago, but it has been some time since I did. Mine is A Thousand Years by Christina Perri. I know its for Twilight, but still; it is so beautiful.

Disclaimer: I have died every day waiting for you. Darling don't be afraid; I have loved you for a thousand years. I will love you for a thousand more. And, I do not own Warriors or A Thousand Years.

THE NEXT QUESTIONS: ANSWERS CHAPTER WILL BE CHAPTER 50. That means you should ask ANY questions at all. (This means ANYTHING, literally. This includes things such as "What is your favorite book?", "Why are you such a dirtplace?", and "What stereotypical high school clique do you belong to?" You're allowed to be creative.)