Gin the Barbarian

Title: Gin the Barbarian
Rating: T
Fandom: Case Closed/Detective Conan; Clash of Clans
Summary: Gin awakes one day to find out he had become a Barbarian and was in the game of Clash of Clans. His clan, AnokataRules, attacks the FBI Clan.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DETECTIVE CONAN OR CLASH OF CLANS! I DO NOT OWN NARNIA!

Gin yawned. He felt…different. He got up and looked in a mirror. "No; this has gotta be a trick." He said. His long, smooth, silver hair wasn't there. In its place was short, rough, blond hair. He also had a blond mustache. He wasn't wearing any shirt revealing his body to be bigger and more muscular than usual. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The door opened, revealing Vermouth who was dressed in a violet cloak. "Gin, what are you screaming about?"

"WHY AM I LIKE…LIKE…THIS!?" He demanded.

"You seem normal to me," Vermouth says. "You're always like that, Ginny. Now let's get going; our clan is attacking the FBI Clan."

XXX

Gin was sent to attack the Clan Castle. The troops came out. The Giants and Wizards went after the others. A single Barbarian stood in front of the Clan Castle. "We meet again, my lovely archrival, Koibito-san."

"Akai!?" Gin exclaimed. "No fudging way!"

"FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Akai charged at Gin, sword ready to attack.

Gin ducked out of the way. "Narnia, really? I mean, we aren't even in Narnia!"

"SHUT UP EVIL QUEEN!" Akai lunged at the other Barbarian.

"I AM NOT A FEMALE!" Gin shouted, drawing his own sword. He turned to a Giant that was wearing sunglasses. "Vodka, quick! Stomp on Akai!"

"Coming, Aniki!" Vodka called. Vodka walked over to the battling two. He raised his foot and stomped down. "Should I make sure he's dead, Aniki?" No response. "Aniki?" He lifted his foot to reveal the two squashed Barbarians. "Oops…"

"I SAID TO SQUASH AKAI NOT ME!" Gin screamed. "DO I LOOK LIKE AKAI!?"

"Yes, you do, Ginny," Vermouth snickered.

"I don't feel so good," Akai said. "Jodie!" She called towards a healer. "I need healing!"

Jodie flew down towards her friend. She healed him with a white light. "You okay now, Shuu?"

Akai nodded. But he realized his skin was turning green. "Raaah…Brains…" He walked towards Gin and took his arm, attempting to bite it.

"Get off me!" Gin took his sword and cut Akai's head clean off. "Now to win this war!"

Before he could take another step, a barrage of arrows impaled him. He fell to the ground and exploded.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! ZomKai would've caused the apocalypse if he lived!

Thank you to Le1lan1M112 for the help.