Revolution Championship Wrestling presents British Breakout.
'And we are live! Welcome UK fans watching on Sky Sports 1, US fans watching on PPV and the 23,555 fans that have jam-packed the New Wembley Stadium here in London, England! I am Chris X, standing by at the announce booth with Sam Shadow and Joel Gertner! It is so good to be here in Blighty! Tonight, we will see the brand-new RCW World Heavyweight champion Ryan Walters and former champion Randy Orton face off with Goldberg & Mark Trevor Orton inside that demonic pair of structures known as the Prison of the Afterlife. There is no escape and ironically, the only way to win this match is to escape the 2 cages.' Chris X introduced.
'That is not the only brutality on offer tonight as Junior Heavyweight champion Mutt Soldier Z and "Acid" Matt Hyson draw a line under their feud with a Falls Count Anywhere match for the RCW Junior Heavyweight championship. It oughtta be brutal!' Shadow added.
'Along with all that, fans, comes a 4-way Elimination match for the RCW Openweight championship. Defending champion Yoshihiro Magma will be taking on "The New F'N Show" Jerry Lynn, Taz and the UK's own Paul Burchill! A 5-on-5 Lumberjack melee between XLX and the Emblem, a Global Tag Team Championship match between the Crazy Cats and the New Dangerous Alliance and a UK title encounter between DJ Diddy Dog and Star Dog. I'm cutting the sentence down as to not waste any more airtime!' Gertner finished.
RCW UK Heavyweight championship match: Champion DJ Diddy Dog vs. Star Dog w/Starlette Stacy.
There was a "DJ" chant as soon as the theme music ended. Surprisingly, the UK fans were very hostile towards Star Dog as he had an Liverpool Football Club T-Shirt on, instead of the Chelsea Football Club jersey DJ had on. Responding, Star Dog flipped off the British fans and acted very nasty towards DJ, slapping him instead of shaking his hand. They locked up, with DJ breaking clean on the ropes as Star Dog stepped to the apron. Star Dog got back in and grabbed an armdrag. Star Dog bragged about his move and flipped off the crowd again. There was a "Star Dog Sucks" chant. Star Dog blocked a hiptoss, but messed up on flipping over it. DJ came back with an armdrag of his own and applied an armbar. DJ slid under Star Dog as he escaped and then hit another armdrag. DJ leapfrogged Star Dog as he tried a whip in the corner, then hit another armdrag. Star Dog came back with some kicks, but DJ avoided an armdrag grabbed an Oklahoma Roll for two, then grabbed another armdrag. Star Dog started throwing forearms, but DJ grabbed a backslide as he tried a neckbreaker for a two count. DJ hit a double legdrop to the lower extremities and Star Dog went to the floor to regroup. There was a "DJ" chant. Star Dog hit some forearms and whipped DJ hard into a corner, then measured him with big punches. DJ reversed a whip, and Star Dog tried a leapfrog, but DJ avoided it and dropkicked Star Dog into a corner. DJ hit some punches and a kick out of the corner off the ropes, then set up for a Dog Splash. Star Dog rolled out of the ring, and DJ hit a baseball slide. DJ walked the guardrail, hitting a clothesline on the floor. Back in the ring, DJ went to climb the ropes, but Star Dog dropkicked him down. Star Dog applied a spinning toehold and dropped down on the leg. Star Dog hit the move again, then backed DJ in a corner and kicked at his leg. DJ battled back with punches. DJ missed an enzugiri, and Star Dog slammed DJ's knee into the mat. Star Dog scored a two count. Star Dog stood on DJ's foot and kicked his leg. Star Dog stayed on the leg, kicking it out from under DJ for a two count. Star Dog went to the floor, pulling DJ's leg across the apron, and pounded it. Star Dog slingshotted onto the leg as it was stretched across the apron. Star Dog took it back into the ring, scoring a two count and continuing to work on the left leg of DJ, putting on a modified Indian Deathlock. Star Dog pulled on the leg, then hit a shinbuster before kicking the leg again. Star Dog put DJ's leg on the second rope and dropped his knee across it, then applied an ankle lock. DJ tried to rally with some chops, but Star Dog hit a chopblock on the knee. Star Dog went to the top rope for a corkscrew moonsault, but DJ moved out of the way and Star Dog crashed to the mat. Star Dog hit DJ with a back elbow as they got up, but soon they were trading reversals on a rollup, ending in a two count for DJ. DJ hit some clotheslines, but Star Dog kicked him and went for a neckbreaker. DJ blocked it, and Star Dog tried for a suplex, but DJ blocked it and hit a back elbow. DJ scaled the ropes and hit a missile dropkick, but Star Dog kicked out at two. Star Dog went back on the offensive, putting DJ on the top rope and attempting a top rope rana. DJ held onto the ropes, and Star Dog crashed to the mat. DJ then hit the Swanton, then crawled onto Star Dog for the cover, but Star Dog got his foot on the bottom rope. Star Dog lunged at DJ's leg, but DJ grabbed a sunset flip, only for Star Dog to roll through it into an ankle lock. DJ hit a mule kick to escape, then went for the Guitar Driver, but Star Dog grabbed the leg to escape and applied an ankle lock with a leglace. DJ reached for the ropes, but Star Dog pulled him back into the center of the ring to reapply the hold. There were more chants for DJ. DJ made the ropes to escape the hold. Star Dog went for the leg again, but DJ kicked him away, and into Starlette Stacy, who had gotten on the apron. Starlette Stacy was knocked to the floor and DJ rolled up Star Dog for a two count. Star Dog charged DJ, who backdropped him to the ring apron. Star Dog went to the top rope and jumped off, attempting a Dragonrana, but DJ caught it and powerbombed Star Dog to the mat. DJ slumped against the ropes after the move, and Starlette Stacy (who had removed her boot after falling to the floor), blasted DJ in the head with the heel of her boot. DJ fell onto Star Dog's shoulders, fell victim to the Sevenstar and Star Dog got the pin at the 21-minute mark.
The winner and NEW United Kingdom Heavyweight champion, Star Dog.
The new champion spat at the crowd and then spat in DJ's face. John Cena came out to cover his buddy. Star Dog bailed with Starlette Stacy, celebrating their dubious win on the ramp.
Backstage, we are greeted by Danny Jackpot, who has an announcement to make.
'RCW fans across the globe, I have decided to cancel RCW Buzzkill next month and have my greatest concept take it's place. The UK title vs. Openweight title match is still on. Now to the concept: the Tournament of Revolution! It's like the CZW Tournament of Death, but with a twist: the combatants don't know what they're in for! Thank you for your time... and by the way, the RCW World champion is going to defend his title in the finals of that tournament against the finalists!' Jackpot explained.
RCW Global Tag Team championship match: Champions The Crazy Cats vs. The Dangerous Alliance w/Lou E. Dangerously.
Kevin Smith, Ralph Summers & Rhino are seen on the ramp. Red Tiger started out with Bubba, grabbing a sunset flip for a two count. Bubba hit a back elbow, but missed a charge in the corner. Red Tiger rammed Bubba into the turnbuckles, and then into the head of Sylvester for a two count. Sylvester tagged in and headbutted the outstretched arm of Bubba. Sylvester headbutted and twisted Bubba's arm, then tagged in Red Tiger, who hit a double axe-handle on the arm from the second rope. Sylvester tagged back in with a headbutt to the arm for a two count. Bubba hit a knee to the gut and Anderson tagged in. Sylvester backdropped and slammed him, then tagged in Red Tiger, who threw Sylvester into a shoulderblock on Anderson. Sylvester tagged in and did the same with Red Tiger. Sylvester hit a double knee to the chest in the corner and tagged in Red Tiger, who did the same for a two count. Sylvester tagged back in, but Anderson but on the brakes on a whip and tagged Bubba. Bubba walked right into a double drop toehold and was give a double elbow drop. Bubba pulled Sylvester's hair to finally get things in the Heyman Clique corner, but as Anderson tagged in, Sylvester went on the offensive, dropkicking Anderson to the floor. Sylvester went for a tope, but Anderson dodged it and Sylvester crashed to the floor. The other Heyman Clique members attacked Sylvester while Anderson distracted the referee. Back in the ring, Bubba clotheslined Sylvester for a two count. Bubba hung Sylvester on the top rope and hit some kicks. Anderson tagged in and flipped Bubba onto Sylvester, then scored a two count before applying a chinlock. Anderson scored another two with a clothesline, then threw Bubba into a flying forearm on Sylvester for a two count. Bubba tried to jump off Anderson's back, but Sylvester moved and Bubba crashed into the corner. Sylvester then avoided Anderson and was about to make the tag, but Red Tiger was pulled off the apron before a tag could be made. Bubba & Anderson gave Sylvester the 3-D, but Red Tiger broke it up. The Heyman Clique stayed on the offense, with Anderson giving Sylvester a neckbreaker. Red Tiger pulled Sylvester out of the way of a Anderson top rope legdrop, and Anderson crashed to the mat. Red Tiger got the tag and hit Bubba with double sledge shots. Red Tiger gave Bubba an STO, then knocked the other Heyman Clique members off the apron. Red Tiger threw Anderson onto his teammates at ringside. The Crazy Cats hit Bubba with a double slingshot suplex, but Anderson broke up the pin. All four men were going at it, and Rhino hit Red Tiger with a kick from the apron, allowing Bubba to hit the Bubba Bomb and win the titles while Anderson hit the spinebuster on Sylvester on the floor to keep him from breaking up the fall.
The winners and NEW Global Tag Team champions, The Dangerous Alliance.
A smug Star Dog is seen backstage drinking alcohol with Stacy by his side as they walk back to their car.
5-on-5 Lumberjack match: XLX vs. The Emblem.
A fast-paced and creative offense-laden match ended when Nelson Cracker reversed Grizzly's S-3 (Super Swing Slam) into the Concussion On Delivery before TJ Dallas wrapped it all up with the New Jersey Jam on the monster for the win.
The winners are the Emblem.
The Bikebrakers were assaulted from behind by the Crazy Cats. Red Tiger nailed Kevin Smith with the Code Red Cutter from the announce table to the steel ringsteps (OUCH!) while Marc Sylvester hit his patented Dragon Suplex on big Ralph Summers. Matt Michaels tried to save his teammates, but was powerbombed through the timekeeper's table for his effort. Rhino ran down the ramp and was sent sailing into the guardrail by Red Tiger. The Cats were angry at being screwed out of the Tag Team Belts.
The Openweight champion Yoshihiro Magma is seen walking towards the curtain. He entered he arena to the Japanese song Elements by Rider Chips and received a tremendous reception from the London fans. Jerry Lynn came in to the song Walk by Pantera, which fans may remember to be Rob Van Dam's ECW theme song. Taz came out to Just Another Victim. The anticipation for the hometown boy was about to explode. Accompanied by Linkin Park song QWERTY, Burchill moshed along to the music with his homecountry fans.
RCW Openweight championship Fatal 4-Way Elimination match: Champion Yoshihiro Magma vs. Jerry Lynn vs. Taz vs. Paul Burchill.
All three challengers went after Magma, who was the biggest man in the match, but he swatted them all away like flies. On the offensive, Magma dominated the match for the better part of five minutes, with big suplexes and throws on his challengers. The UK fans willed Burchill to his feet and a slugfest commenced between Burchill and Magma. The Openweight champion broke it off and went for the Burning Avalanche Brainbuster, but Burchill twisted out and set up for the Psycho Driver. He was thwarted by the oncoming assault of Taz and a steel chair. Magma booted the chair away and powerbombed the Human Suplex Machine. Jerry Lynn was waiting on the top rope and drilled Taz with the New F'N Thunder to eliminate him. Lynn recovered the chair and swung for Magma's head, but the Inferno Samurai ducked. Magma lifted Lynn for a Stalling T-Bone Suplex, but was taken out at the knees by Burchill. Lynn tried to hit the Cradle Piledriver on Magma, but was backdropped by the Japanese Superstar. Burchill waylaid Magma with a lariat, but Magma kipped up and flattened Burchill with an STO. Lynn tried to suplex Magma, but walked into a trap that eliminated him: the Burning Avalanche Brainbuster. Only Burchill was left against the unbeaten Magma. He charged the Openweight champion and hit a shoulderblock. Looking to get airborne, Burchill went up top for the Shooting Star Press. Magma caught him on his shoulders and twisted Burchill around, ready for another Burning Avalanche, but Burchill countered like he did earlier and finally executed the Cut-Throat Psycho Driver. It only yearned a 2-count. Burchill went irate at the referee and it cost him as he also went down in the books as another chapter of Magma's winning streak.
The winner and STILL Openweight champion, Yoshihiro Magma.
When it looked as though Magma was going to show some respect to his challenger, Magma flattened Burchill within a moment's notice. Edge & Christian came down to help in the beatdown. Surprisingly, Super Dragon & his new protege 'Pyro Dragon' Eddie Torch ran down to assist Burchill. Super Dragon nailed Edge with the Curb Stomp, Eddie Torch knocked Christian's lights out with the Burning Hammer and Burchill got revenge on Magma with another Psycho Driver. Edge, Christian & Magma walked up the ramp while the fans cheered Burchill and his new buddies while QWERTY played.
Backstage, RCW World Heavyweight champion Ryan Walters is seen doing pull-ups.
RCW Junior Heavyweight championship Falls-Count-Anywhere match: Champion Mutt Soldier Z vs. 'Acid' Matt Hyson.
Mutt and Hyson laid into each other from the bell and whipped each other's asses up and down every side of New Wembley. Mutt took Hyson into the cheap-seats and choked Hyson on the edge of one of the seats. After that, Mutt sent Hyson sailing into the skybox window. Looking around for weapons, Mutt grabbed a TV crammed with light-tubes from an avid fan and chucked it at Hyson's head, drawing blood. That got a 2-count. Hyson fought back with a light-tube piece from the TV that was full of them and attacked Mutt's eye again. The boos rained down like a monsoon. Hyson threw Mutt into the skybox and choked Mutt with a TV cable. Hyson went for the Acid Drop off the wall, but Mutt dropped Hyson out the busted window and back into the cheap seats. Mutt went for the Mutter and got it, but decided he wasn't done with his rival, who left a scar that spelled 'FSW' on Mutt's back at FSW Slam Jam. Mutt uncovered a hidden cache of weapons from under the ring that contained a bunch of light-tubes. The champ put them into the ring along with a ladder. Mutt made a stack of tubes and set up the ladder with some evil intentions for Hyson. Jake Taproot & Chris Sabin walked down to help their boss, but were stopped by Firefly & 'The Shuffle' Dan Wilson. Mutt dragged Hyson to the top of the ladder and cradled him up as in a muscle buster. The fans popped as Mutt hit his new move, the Cradle Crash, and smashed a pile of light-tubes to dust. Goodnight, Matt Hyson.
The winner and STILL Junior Heavyweight champion, Mutt Soldier Z.
Mutt left Hyson a bloody mess as EMTs, Taproot & Sabin came down to check on Hyson. Mutt was over in the UK, but most of the crowd seemed concerned for Hyson's wellbeing.
Backstage, we see the Heyman Clique congregating in the back and their opponents doing the same on a split-screen view. The heavily-hyped Prison of the Afterlife main event is next!
Prison of the Afterlife match: 'The 911' Ryan Walters & Randy Orton vs. Goldberg & Mark Trevor Orton.
Red, flowing blood for an hour. All 4 escape doors closed and all escape attempts exhausted. Ryan Walters was learning Paul Heyman's words of war the hard way. Randy Orton unhooked one of the steel spikes from the first cage's edge and repeatedly stabbed his brother in the arm with it. Goldberg attempted the spear on Randy, but his bald head met the sharp end of the spike. Ryan Walters climbed to the top of the first cage and hit the Call The Cops Shooting Star on Goldberg. Randy made a beeline for escape, as did Walters. Slowly, but surely, they were a few steps away from their goal. Goldberg & Mark Orton recovered, and went after their adversaries. Waiting for Goldberg, Walters grabbed a board of thumbtacks and blasted Goldberg over the head, causing him to drop from the first cage's wall. Randy threw three chairs in an attempt to get Mark off the first cage. Walters prepared a table between the 2 cages. Walters put Goldberg on the table and pointed to the sky. Sabu was in the rafters! Sabu jumped from the rafters and smashed Goldberg through the table with the Arabian Facebuster. That stunt warranted 'Holy Shit!' chants from the UK faithful. Walters double-teamed Mark Orton with Randy Orton and bounced the younger Orton back & forth between the 2 cages. Randy set up a table and Walters drilled Mark through it with the 911 Cop Killa. Paul Heyman rushed out in an infuriated manner and scaled the second cage. Walters, wanting payback for being unceremoniously fired a couple of months back, was all too happy to meet him at the top. When they came face to face, Walters grabbed a spike and jabbed at Heyman's tongue. Heyman took a horrific fall and Walters followed with another Call the Cops that was life or death. Since Walters had escaped, the referee had found his winners. Randy Orton escaped the cage too and joined his partner in celebration.
The winners are Ryan Walters & Randy Orton.
The rest of Heyman's crew rushed down to spoil their moment, but Walters & Orton met them head-on with assistance from the still-angered Crazy Cats as the PPV went off the air.
Tournament of Revolution Card:
Star Dog vs. Yoshihiro Magma - UK title vs. Openweight title match.
Tournament of Revolution Quarter-Finals.
Tournament of Revolution Semi-Finals.
Tournament of Revolution Grand-Finals - RCW World Heavyweight championship Triple Threat match.
Champions:
RCW World Heavyweight title - Ryan Walters.
RCW Global Tag Team titles - Big Bubba Ray & CW Anderson.
RCW United Kingdom title - Star Dog.
RCW Junior Heavyweight title - Mutt Soldier Z.
RCW Openweight title - Yoshihiro Magma.