Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, but it would awesome if I did wouldn't it…I can only hope
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, but it would awesome if I did wouldn't it…I can only hope. Oh yeah, no Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield or Wheel of Fortune or Candide by Voltaire.
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I got a pocket, I got a pocketful sunshine
I got a love and I know that's it's all mine…
Alice's ring tone was blasting throughout the Cullen household. She answered politely. "Hello…this is her…. I did seriously…I wouldn't have ever guessed! Thank you…goodbye." She closed her phone terminating the conversation.
"Hey, Bella." Alice ran over to tell Bella the news she had known for the past three days, but the event had just happened five seconds ago.
"Alice?"
"I had a vision that I was going to be picked to be on 'Wheel of Fortune' and I was right!" She grinned wildly.
"Alice, your visions are always right, so why are you so excited?"
"Pretend to be excited, Bella or I will bite you." Alice growled.
"Fine, then I'm not excited in the least. Bite me, Alice." Bella crossed her arms and began to stare down Alice.
"I was just kidding, Bella." Alice backed off.
"You were seriously. Aww…I really want to be a vampire, and I'll take any invitation I get." Bella pouted.
"I know. Bring Jasper to the quote unquote 'Magical Land of Vampires' Emmett found, then he'll bite you for sure."
"You mean the Blood Bank, right?" Alice nodded. "Oh, Jasper!" Bella shouted. "I have a magically place we can go!" Bella ran off.
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Four days later, Alice arrived on the set of The Wheel of Fortune. She squealed with joy as they took her to her make-up done. Usually she was doing Bella's make-up, this was going to be a change.
"Wow, do you now how completely gorgeous you are?" The woman who was doing her make-up asked.
"Yes, I do!" Alice said happily. This made the woman incredibly jealous of the girl who didn't look older than eighteen.
And so, she did Alice's make-up so hideously that she was almost ugly. Almost ugly, because still Alice was completely stunning, even with lipstick down her cheeks, mascara in her hair, and thick lime green eye shadow (that was actually paint).
"Thank you." Alice said as she left.
Five minutes later the game began. The first contestant spun the wheel; bankruptcy. And so, the next contestant spun. Again the person got nothing on the board. And finally it was Alice's turn. She spun the wheel. "I'm going to land on 1,500." She said with a smile.
"We'll see." The host said. But he didn't know is that with Alice's strength the wheel was going to spinning for quite awhile.
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Seven hours later, the wheel slowed down and stopped on 1,500.
"I see you were right. Now have you decided a letter?"
"Ummm…can I solve the puzzle? Can I have the theme again?"
The host looked confused. "There's nothing on the board, but alright. And of course, the theme is famous lines from Candide."
"The answer is If this is the best of all possible worlds, what are the others?. I'm right, aren't I?" The host nodded; stunned that she got the answer so fast. Alice smiled.
After Alice foresaw the rest of the answers to all the puzzles, it was clear she was the winner. The other two contestants hadn't even had a chance to answer one thing before Alice got the answer.
She was now on the final challenge, which she already knew that her mystery prize would be a trip to Hawaii, and the answer was Carlisle is a sexy doctor. She found it weird that her father type figure had made it into the final challenge, but whatever.
"Are you ready?" The host asked.
"Carlisle is a sexy doctor." She said.
"We haven't even started the clock yet!" He complained.
"I right, aren't I?"
"Yes! I'm going to Hawaii."
"Hawaii." Both host and Alice said at the same time.
"Congratulations on winning a game show before we have even shown the first set of credits. Now what the heck do we do? We've got twenty-five minutes to waste!" The host yelled.
"Let's dance!" Alice yelled.
"Ok." And so they danced.
