A/N- Wassup? It be TOBN here with a new chapter of Dear MBAV Writers!
I am trying to update as much as I can. Seriously. This is bonkers. But hey! This is just better for you and me, right?
Shoutouts to...
123456789vampire- Rory for Vampire Ninja of the next 10283796845 years! Lol! I agree with you. Thanks for the review!
MBAV fan66- I agree with you also. Ethan is pretty awesome. And MBAV for the best show before it ended. SO TRUE! Thanks for the review fanfic buddy!
And with that, enjoy this [short] chapter. I hope you like it!
ENJOY!
Dear MBAV Writers: Chapter 35: A Change Of Fate
March 12th, 2015
Dear MBAV Writers,
This is what I would want if I could change an episode in MBAV
1. I would so put that the ending of Smells Like Trouble, we should have let the Dork #1 and Dork #2 stay in that cage. Seriously. Maybe they could learn a thing or two. Or maybe realize they are the ones for each other and that they do lemons in that cage. Then we throw Rory in there and they have a threesome for hours.
Yours truly,
Erica Jones xx
Dear MBAV Writers,
Can you not see that Erica is trying to bribe you all in writing that as an alternate ending?! MADNESS I TELL YOU MADNESS!
She even put two kisses! WHY?!
If I could change something in MBAV, I would so put that this would happen:
1. In Die Pod, me and Erica actually had that date and I bought her TWO pieces of cake. One for each of us. Because she has a point; what kind of guy shares a slice of cake?! That is certain absurdity!
And for a bonus...
2. In Blood Drive, lemons filled the whole truck me and Erica were in.
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What? I like to flavour my blood with a zesty taste of lemon. And I always seem to run out at my house, so I need more of that yellow fruit.
What were YOU thinking,
Rory Keaner
Dear MBAV Writers,
I personally think that if I were to change something about MBAV, I would put this:
1. It would be such a grand idea if in Double Negative, me and Evil Benny have this whole battle for Erica and then we realize, why do this?! Why battle?! Instead, I kill Evil Benny and Erica rewards me with the gift of sex.
...,
Benny Weir xx
Dear MBAV Writers,
All of you guys are so inappropriate! SO GROSS.
I would change only one thing:
1. The Lucifractor never existed.
Then we could have a great end to MBAV PLUS Ethara will survive.
Everyone wins, right?
Yeah,
Ethan Morgan
Dear MBAV Writers,
I think all you guys should just make this happen:
I think you should just do whatever you mind suggests. Follow your heart! I, Sarah Fox, says you should do what your heart desires.
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But I would love if you would alter your dreams a bit and...
Put me and Ethan in the same bed then make sure that the Lucifractor stays out of all this, and oh! Put Benny and Erica together because I know that Bennica lives in their hearts, and hey! Why not in Halloweird we actually get that kiss that we were aiming for! Now that I realize, me and Ethan always have those close to romance moments, so it would be so awesome if you would make sure that we would have more Ethara moments. Now that I think of it, if I were in charge of MBAV, I would make a whole season dedicated to Ethara since Ethara is awesome! Ethara for the win! I would so put down that the whole place bows down to Sarah Morgan, er, Fox since she is the most badass vampire the world has ever seen. If I were the big boss, I would change the ending to Smells Like Trouble, where I push Erica in the cage with Benny and let Ethan escape. Then there would be Bennica sex PLUS Ethara dates! Awesomeness, right? I would also change the fact that in Double Negative, there would be an evil Ethan, since that would be so sexy and seductive. And I realize! Why not make me have a threesome with all those badass boys? Evil Ethan, Ethan and me! Wow, I realize how inappropriate I am being. Oh well! Maybe in Doug The Vampire Hunter, I end up being with Greg, the werewolf mechanic with a heart. I realize, at the end of Season 2, Ethan and I marry and we could go to Hawaii and go on a honeymoon! Would that not be so awesome? And it would be even better if-
-Sarah Fox's message has been cut short due to length of message-
In Fangs, We Trust