"...and you know the one thing that bothers me?" Rayquaza ranted as he was doing his new talk show, Rayquaza Rants. "Bianca and Meloetta. Those two girly dorks are so gassy, and obsessed with icing! Well, the psychic bitch is, anyway!"
"Hey! I am not a female dog!" Meloetta grumbled as she and Bianca were watching this at a bar in Castelia City as they were drinking. Well, Meloetta was drinking, Bianca was too young so she was having apple cider instead.
"The blonde air headed human keeps churning nasty gas from her farting big butt! It's kind of gross, to be frank!" Rayquaza exclaimed as he clenched his small fists. "And I would not want to have a name like Frank, to be honest!"
"He's being blunt." Arceus stated as he walked past the bar stools, taking the time to socialize with the lesser Pokemon as he was enjoying himself.
Bianca farted a smelly deep pitched poot as she fanned the air with her right hand. "Well, I can't blame him for describing me. he's so point on!"
"When he's not being inaccurate, he sure is!" Meloetta stated as she poured some butterscotch icing on her green hair, enjoying it slowly going down as the other Pokemon looked at her oddly, with the TV show continuing to play as Rayquaza ranted about something else.
"Don't question it, she loves icing." Arceus stated to the newer gen lesser Pokemon glancing in disbelief, none of them being used to Meloetta being a icing loving freakazoid.